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e62498 No.142146
"Unforgettable night" could mean anything. And she could be a servant of Lilith, which a proper Justician should avoid.
I'll take the steak with a side dish of Flanny, the latter of which I will avoid eating.
a64148 No.142154
I've never known a woman, but I have had steak.
I'd go with the succubus on the condition that she didn't kill me, as long as she let me do some degenerate stuff I've always wanted to try like:
Handholding
French Kissing
Gentle missionary sex
and for the finishing touch, cuddling after with potential for an expanded relationship
507f6f No.142163
>>142146
OP beaten at his own game
check mate atheists
1ff70b No.142166
Steak is over-hyped, but as >>142146 said, "an unforgettable night" could mean anything which also includes death or worse.
I'll take the steak. At least I know what I'm getting then.
a64148 No.142167
>>142166
>>142146
I don't think OP was trying to imply she would kill you. It's more like carnal pleasure versus the pleasure of a perfect meal.
1ff70b No.142171
>>142167
If that's the case, OP didn't think that through too well. Even then, she could still fuck your shit up and technically not cause harm.
This hypothetically is just too vaguely worded.
e62498 No.142176
>>142167
It could still wrench me into a sexual situation in which I am hypnotized into worshipping Lilith. That is not something I wish to undergo.
29ced7 No.142179
>>142146
>Not eating Flanny
>Having her as just the side
5ad008 No.142189
I don't like succubus that much, plus it's a fucking steak.
I'd have a steak with a side dish of some eatable monster girl, like>>142146
.
75bd4b No.142191
>>142143
The unforgettable night doesn't include sex with the succuslut
a64148 No.142192
>>142191
Even if it didn't, I'd be fine with the company of an attractive woman who would enjoy my presence and keep me company.
1cd879 No.142233
>>142143
Meh, I'd take the succuslut. I can eat good (Yes, GOOD) steak whenever.
07a02d No.142244
>>142143
Raunchy, wild sex with a smoking hot succubus while tasting the highest of pleasures. ALL. NIGHT. LONG.
Checkmate, gluttons.
What if her pussy tastes even better than the steak?
54c345 No.142245
>inb4 she's a succubus in the wizard chan sense, and is just another 3dpd whore
>inb4 she fucks you consensually, gets pregnant, cries rape, and sues you for child support
JUST
cb265f No.142249
>>142143
Give me a minotaur/holstaur instead.
658330 No.142250
I'll only have sex with my girlfriend, so I ain't doing no one night stands like some kind of slut.
cb265f No.142252
>>142250
>I'll only have sex with my girlfriend
a64148 No.142254
>>142245
Robot-kun calm down.
>>142249
You know you could just get her to wear cowprint stockings and bra and aside from the tail and wings she could pull off a surprisingly good holstaurus.
Especially if it is an ara ara succubus.
6aeef4 No.142268
>>142249
BEARDICUS DETECTED
>>142252
BARD DETECTED
I know, it's crazy, right?
10fe84 No.142285
>>142143
steak and a side dish of fluffy tail
3db3cc No.142294
>>142249
>>142268
Goddamnit, even when I haven't even seen this thread yet people still think I'm in it.
a64148 No.142300
>>142294
This meme has gone too far.
I'm sorry Beard. :^(
86d9ac No.142301
>Sex with succubus, wake up next day with her gone from my life.
Aww…
>Eat really good fucking steak, wake up in morning feeling satisfied with hopes of maybe finding another good steak later on.
Ayyyy.
bda006 No.142304
>>142245
That's not funny enough.
>inb4 the succubus is actually a massive normalfag but very nice and won't cry rape, as in she loves you very much and accepts your nerdy ways as cute and endearing
>but you have to deal with her thousands of selfies with her shiny iPhone and her frequent references to Big Bang Theory and Game Grumps
>and she often plays a lot of top 50 music with a few songs from the past from the likes of Elvis and Micheal Jackson
>she thinks all of your video games are "that one game where you run a lot"
>she slowly learns but she prefers Facebook and starts posting anime pictures now that she's seen Attack on Titan dubbed and now loves her boyfriends Chinese cartoons
>she always smiles in duck face
bba5cf No.142320
Easiest quesiton ever.
I enjoy that steak with my lamia waifu.
then I enjoy my lamia waifu :^)
0cae58 No.142330
>>142304
jesus…
I'll just take the fucking steak.
3db3cc No.142333
>>142300
>This meme has gone too far.
Nigga you don't even know the half of it.
57fbc3 No.142355
>>142333
(Nice Masonic trips)
Beardicus is front page of Google results for Holstaur… Part of me is going "Of course he is!" and the rest of me is just laughing my ass off.
bda006 No.142391
>>142330
You mean, your ultimate fetish isn't corrupting normalfags?
b476b4 No.142395
Fuck it, I can get good steak any day I want. but night with succubus never.
e62498 No.142396
>>142333
Looking up "holstaurus" puts you in the top 4 results too.
0c3dd3 No.142424
OP here. Just want to clarify that the "unforgettable night" does indeed involve wild fucking.
You can all carry on now.
e62498 No.142438
>>142424
Well okay. But does Lilith gain some energy from me fucking her as a result? Because I don't want that.
Plus, if it's just a single night, then I won't be pure for my waifu later on.
0cae58 No.142445
>>142391
i'm not into masochism so I guess not.
2b59d0 No.143155
I bet succubus vagina tastes like steak
20cddb No.143184
>>142424
State it in red! ALONG WITH NO NTR!
2af1ee No.143192
>>142424
Always pick the demons.
I love me some good demon girls.
a1b5a3 No.143200
>>142304
That's not much to put up with honestly. Especially if she readily accepts my faults. After all, its only right that I can accept her too.
0c3dd3 No.143241
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>>143184
T-THE UNFORGETTABLE NIGHT INVOLVES YOU FUCKING THE SUCCUBUS
NO NETORARE -unless you're into it
04e3cb No.143247
so is it like a whole night or just until I pass out or something?
20cddb No.143278
>>143241
Welp. You just confirmed she's pure.
Why not? I don't like Steak that much anyways.
e62498 No.143280
>>143278
I dunno anon, she's willing to do NTR if you're into it. She'd be purer if she refused to do that kind of thing, don't you think?
04e3cb No.143285
>>143280
well a succubus that loves you would do anything for you. Even NTR.
pehaps she's pure and just don't understand how bad NTR is?
20cddb No.143302
>>143285
Indeed this seems to be the case.
Purity is Innocence. And Innocence equals naivety.
Thus it is also not only my duty to accept her, I must also protect her and teach her the ways of the world.
The unforgettable night most likely also means that my life will change forever in doing so, and most likely will also have her around in the future. Thus she is by far the best choice, not just out of my selfish desires but probably for her own sake as well.
Maybe I'm just reading too far into it or being way too idealistic. But from all the info we have so far, the steak can go to someone else.
bd7e34 No.143714
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>>143241
>NO NETORARE -unless you're into it
e68473 No.143723
>>143714
What about reverse NTR?
e62498 No.143726
>>143723
/cuckquean/ no cucking
f872d7 No.143760
I'm not sure if I like where this thread is going
f8df59 No.143761
>>143723
>Succubus that gets off on "going hungry" and watching others eat
Anorexia is a serious disease
4817c5 No.143914
Steak is now a meme food.
d95cce No.144228
Unforgettable sex or a good steak?
I like steak. Steak also won't ruin my future life with mai waifu.
However, if I absolutely have to choose and the steak is also unforgettably good this becomes a much harder choice. Either have sex ruined or steak ruined. Huh. Memories of mindblowing sex at least seem to have a potential upside while memories of mindblowing steak just leave frustration…
Here's my answer:
Good steak beats mindblowing sex.
Mindblowing sex beats mindblowing steak.
Itadakimasu.
8a2f6c No.144337
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>>142143
I wouldn't cheat on my waifu, so the steak it is.
d39958 No.144339
>>143723
who is that impure human slut?
5bdc1d No.144807
>Thousands of different succubi to milk your dick
>Only one absolutely perfect steak dinner
Is this really a hard choice?
wolf girls are top tier anyway
1ff70b No.144818
>>143914
>Implying it hasn't always been a meme food
9ffee5 No.144836
What if my idea of a unforgetable night includes a nice steak dinner to fuel up for teh fuck?
If I supply the steak will she cook it? Do I need to make the sides? Does she prefer baked potatos or mashed? Thick or thin gravy?
I'm gonna have me a good ass night, that's for damn sure.
4817c5 No.144844
>>144818
It wasn't. It was just normal food. Now it's like beards. A stand-in for manliness for dickless millenials to overhype.
fdf4f2 No.144857
>>143723
I like you /cuckquean/-tan. You can watch me with a monstergirl any day of the week!
17bfcb No.144867
e27943 No.145010
>>142143
the steak, i hope it's way bigger than the one that's pictured, with salt and pepper, medium rare
side is french fries with BBQ flavor seasoned butter on them
ad874b No.145012
>>142249
>holstaur
>steak
No, that's not how you eat a girl out!
e27943 No.145013
>>142244
you can't make a checkmate if you don't even lift the first piece
e27943 No.145014
>>145012
i ain't putting my mouth in her pussy, that's where the benis goes
e68473 No.145162
>>144339
Who ya calling human?
fc4622 No.145302
>>143723
Been a while since we've seen you, /cuckquean/. What have you folks been up to?
e68473 No.145312
>>145302
>>144857
>>143726
This may come as a surprise, but I have no idea who this /cuckqueen/ your all referring to is.
I'm actually some other write-fag who just happens to really enjoy gentle reverse netorare. it's sorta like very specific video games. Most of them are shit, but two of them make my heart beat
On that note /monster/, a challenge:
In the coming week I shall write a reverse-netorare story in which a Succubus in cuckolded by a surprising species.
You can, however, stop me.
If someone correctly guesses my identity and my favorite manga within the week, I will instead write a story about a succubus who is ravished by her loving husband after a steak dinner.
Should you all fail, the story will be posted, in a thread here as well as TFT.
Let me ask you /monster/, what is one persons happiness worth?
fdf4f2 No.145314
>>145312
GIVE ME THE CUCKQUEANING!
I want to see a lovely Succubutt being gently cucked. And afterwards Lovingly caressed and treated with proper aftercare which leads to lovemaking. I will not stop you writefag for your quest is righteous! It also expands dong so why would I?
285770 No.145327
>>145312
How about you leave and never come back?
fc4622 No.145328
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>145312
So a little bit of research has given me embedded. And you know what? I don't care anymore. I was going to play your game, but I don't like where the rabbithole is taking me. Enjoy your NTR with mgu.
e0d234 No.145336
>>145312
>This may come as a surprise, but I have no idea who this /cuckqueen/ your all referring to is.
It refers to >>>/cuckquean/ which is the board about cuckqueaning/reverse NTR/whatever else it can be called. They mostly seem to be into the gentle cuckqueaning rather than the really brutal humiliating stuff.
e0d234 No.145339
>>145312
>>145336
And this is their mascot, /cuckquean/-tan.
8a2f6c No.145340
>>145312
>>145314
>trying to push cucking on /monster/
bda006 No.145341
>>145328
>>145329
>>145340
>getting mad over him wanting to write cuckshit
>not getting a least a little annoyed by his silly game for attention whoring
Let's not be stupid or anything,
8c2e1b No.145363
>>142143
I hope she like walking about with sticky thighs then so succubus it is! Fuck you Paladindus I'm sinning so hard!
2e55fb No.145366
>>145312
You're an old man, and your favourite manga is Berserk
fdf4f2 No.145400
>>145340
>>145329
It's not the man getting cucked, it's the woman. Hell you can barely say it's cucking it's just good old fashioned harem loving. 1 man plus multiple women. Why choose only one waifu when you can have ALL of them?
08f6a0 No.145405
>>145400
Weirdly enough, /cuckquean/ seems to almost consider harem arrangements cuckqueaning by default.
a32b7f No.145407
>>145400
>thinking cuckshit is ever acceptable
2e55fb No.145413
>>145400
If you got a waifu who is loyal to you, you either reciprocate said loyalty or she's no longer your waifu and you're no longer her husbando, then it becomes a relationship which borders in 3DPD abuse.
Unless both parties agree without to the cheating without anyone using intimidation tactics, then it's just some weird (But acceptable) sex play
fdf4f2 No.145416
>>145413
>Unless both parties agree without to the cheating without anyone using intimidation tactics, then it's just some weird (But acceptable) sex play
That's literally the entire point of cuckqueaning. Fun fact, the majority of cuckquean relationships are started by the woman. Nothing revs a woman's boat like seeing their man dominate other women.
e27943 No.145525
e68473 No.145547
>>145366
I'm not an old man, But I do love me some grim dark, second-coming of Gustave Dore(not because of any cuckolding that might occur mind you.)
Point for you though, my favorite manga is Berserk.
>>145314
That's a challenge.
>>145327
I vowed to see this to it's end.
>>145328
Shit man, this has nothing to do with Tewi(thanks for showing me this though, raised my spirits.)
>>145336
>>145339
Kinda reminds me of us.
>>145341
Eh, that's one way to look at it.
People don't seem to write things anymore, but rather keep to some fantasy script that's been passed around for two years, and unlike some people I sort of want to be hated by my readers a bit. I'm really killing two birds with one stone here. Also there seems to be some acceptable fetish limit, like if you don't write along certain lines your a creep and that doesn't feel right to me because were on an anonymous internet message board so there should be many prevailing interests and not just a couple.
But really it's just because I like starting fires and making people excited.
fc4622 No.145644
>>145547
>I sort of want to be hated by my readers a bit
Fuck off, Bob, this isn't your cult of personality.
5e2afb No.145649
>>145644
I remember Bob, he ruined 4/a/mgt and I used jetfuel to fuel that fire.
I miss Crayon anon the most, he wasn't a tryhard and got everything right.
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2e55fb No.145661
>>145547
Alright you gotta give me a clue then, man. I can't just sense who you are through the internet and I want to have my succubus+steak dinner story.
e68473 No.145745
>>145644
>>145649
>Bob
Bob is exactly the sort of writer I don't want to be. All of his stuff felt inspired and at the same time like it didn't have any soul to it. Plus he got all frustrated and depressed all the time. And I'm fairly certain all these LOL MEME STORIES are half his fault.
See what I mean by hate is that people will tell me honestly why they don't like my stuff. There's no fun or challenge in it when your just trying to please a crowd, but trying to make stuff that those niche holdouts is more rewarding.
>Crayonfag
He was too good for this world.
>>145661
I made a pastebin 2-3 years ago, my stories acquired a naming convention at some point, and despite all odds I keep coming back.
0381b6 No.145757
>>145745
If we just start posting names one after another will that count?
I bet your name's Phillip.
fdf4f2 No.145766
>>145745
I think I might have an idea of who you are… but I ain't saying
e68473 No.145791
>>145757
I'm referring to my "pen name". Someone here may now it. Although I more or less have been writing in threads without it off and on again.
Also to soothe OP's woes I'm going to post succubi and steak.
If you don't take it medium rare your either diseased or a heathen.
e68473 No.145845
>>145766
Your dirty mister.
280222 No.153349
>>142143
I'd definitely take the succubus. I don't even like steak. And I choose to believe that the "unforgettable night" involves her whisking me away to be her lover/pet and share me with all her sister succubi.
fc4622 No.153354
>>145791
I need the steak for protons, but can I eat it off that succubus? Most are pretty eh tier, but she is actually done well.
I like hips+narrow waist combo with business vests. I can't explain it either.
4051cf No.153558
Assuming that the unforgettable night is a very good sexual experience, I wouldn't take it. She would leave after one night and any later relationship would suffer from just not being as good as that succubus.
A good steak however is just a good steak and I would gladly take it.
4710da No.157232
I'll take the steak medium-rare. Kobold waifu would never let me live it down if I didn't get that protein.
8d41ae No.157242
Has OP ever confirmed whether or not the semen demon nice lady will get to stay or if she'll disappear after our unforgettable night to never be seen again and leave us to resume our lives wishing our waifus were real or for her to return to us?
If it's the latter, you're heartless for giving us that option
0ade61 No.158135
>>142143
Depends on how big the steak is
But I'd probably pick the succubus