/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>142406

I think we may have a Yak Monstergirl now.

Hack-a-taco looks like a sexy teacher. Probably gonna be something like an obnoxious genius but damnit if she doesn't have magnificent tits.

Just finished wiki'ing it now:

Apparently it's a Chinese original folklore monster that's part cow, part big cat, and has multiple eyes across its body.

Intelligent and capable of human speech, it gets rid of bad dreams, teaches and supplies herbal remedies to peasants traveling across the countryside, and once gifted an ancient Chinese emperor a book containing information on a thousand individual evil spirits and how to fight and drive them off.

MGE Scholar confirmed plagiarist; Cow Tiger Waifu supplying all his research findings for him and simply too nice to claim credit.

>>142411

I am semi sad. I kind of wanted a Yak Monstergirl to go with our cow girls

I originally wanted to wait for KC to wrap up MGE for good before claiming a Waifu, because "What if All Time Best Girl is the last entry?"

But he's been doing this consistently for like nine years now without end in sight, and I'm impatient to settle down.

This girl checks out, she might be the One.

inb4 translated description reveals she has abilities or behaviours that make her Godawful Tier

>>142411

>>142412

Sounds like good-tier waifu material to me. Maybe in MGE she's non-aggressive with proactive dating and give kama sutra lessons to a man as a way to bond.

Now the question is, why does she hack tacos?

>>142415

The name apparently means "White Marsh" and it's called that after the place it's believed to make its home.

I've talked shit about KC before, but this is pretty great. You did good, KC. You did good. Please don't fuck it up with the description.

>>142431

What does yak milk taste like?

>>142449

Her teachings cause extreme pleasure and ecstasy and also something about constant rape and pleasure. And bliss, or something.

>>142452

At least that's not outright purge-tier, just generic KC.

>>142452

Her stick is laced with aphrodisiacs, and her glasses has a permanent beer goggles effect

>>142406

Enlisting in the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen has never been more attractive

>>142451

>>142462

I don't know about the milk itself, but…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chhurpi

A comment I saw elsewhere suggests that she's basically a "gentle femdommy teacher", with a predilection for using that scholarly approach to better understand how to pleasure a lover by exploiting his sexual weaknesses - something she's willing to teach to others in a harem.

>>142476

Wait, so she femdoms you into a harem?

>I got a story idea but /monster/ hates harems…

FUCK

>>142478

More that if you have a harem, and you include a Hakutaku in it, she will happily teach the other members of the harem all of your "weaknesses" that she has learned if they express an interest in learning them. So, if you include a Hakutaku in your harem, the other haremettes' sexual attitudes will probably shift more towards the femdommy side.

>>142481

>Home schooled virgin goes to college.

>He's constantly accosted by women.

>Taser/rubber buckshots his way to class every day.

>Hakutaku history teacher takes an interest in him.

>Starts to conspire with a select few to rape him, reverse gangbang, style to increase their chances of claiming him.

This is the comment I saw that effectively translated what their profile says:

>Mist Continent (near water)

>Calm, gentle

>Omnivorous, but preferring plants

>Their knowledge is so vast that they're said to be all-knowing. They've offered their advice to humans on how to deal with plagues and natural disasters, and thus have come to be treated as a sacred beast rather than as a monster in some countries. They also have great knowledge of all monster species, and sometimes they'll share particularly effective ways of getting into a monster's pants with people.

>They're extremely proficient teachers, and the prominent scholars and sorcerers who studied under them are too numerous to mention. They can explain even complex matters in an easy to understand fashion, but they're still monsters, so with a man she likes, the teaching will get increasingly "touchy", and sometimes in their thirst for knowledge they'll want to learn all about you too, your body, your preferences, your sensitive spots…

>As they begin taking the lead and "teaching" you all about how to feel good, you'll typically just surrender yourself to her touch, and shoot again and again while drowning in her body, doing everything your teacher tells you, and becoming an exemplary "student".

>They have the ability to learn about things just by touching them, but they can transfer their own knowledge to someone else with a touch as well. They can also store their knowledge in non-living things, such as a crystal. Though the drawback of that is that others could access said knowledge as well. The examples mentioned are the man learning all about HER weaknesses, or in the case of a harem, the man's other wives learning of the man's weaknesses and preferences as thoroughly as she knows them.

>>142484

Take consolation in the fact that it'll be a more gentle dom (unless you're into the harder stuff). But yeah, the point of a harem is the variety you can have with multiple girls. Still would make a great teacher for daughterus.

>>142484

>>142485

Remember that fetishes are broad categories with a wide array of ways to act them out; even if every girl you were with was a Dom, they could all go about it in vastly different ways; you could even get one of those "power-bottom" types that would act submissive during sex while merely holding the potential to assert dominance.

>>142487

It's not that I don't like gentle femdom (on the contrary, so far everything about Hakutaku's personality is One Waifu to Rule Them All material) or regular, "safe" femdom, it's that I also like equal and "safe" maledom. What's the point of having a harem if everyone is under the same "dom?"

Take monmosu for example: you got an equal/"accidental femdom" lamia, a soft maledom harpy (that scene in the bath, her behaviour during the egg-laying chapter, etc etc.), an "equal-but-lean-toward-maledom" centaur, a… pseudo-femdom slime (as in "rapes everything in sight for the sole purpose of feeding"), a cuck fish and a pure femdom arachne. Notice how their differences range far beyond "femdom A", "femdom B", etc.

>>142482

Now I want to read more of this.

>>142483

As noted in here, it looks like I misunderstood what was actually said. She doesn't "make" your other haremettes femdoms as well, but if they are dominant, she can potentially make them better at exerting that dominance in the bedroom.

Being horned NSA aside, I really like this one! MILFy, intelligent, good applications for haremfaggotry top-tier waifu overall.

Awww shit, I hope beard takes the time to write some delicious ara yak tiger girl

Ok, so I scanned the MGE page with my phone. TL;DR from what could be translated:

From "Fog continent." Lives on the waterside. Gentle and calm. Omnivorous.

They are wise teachers, intellectuals who help with disaster, and Holy Beasts.

They have the power to obtain information without any previous knowledge just from seeing or touching them (I think).

The rest is pretty dense and difficult, gimme a sec to figure it out.

From the first paragraph, we have a milfy cowgirl who can do all the things.

>>142406

>Sacred Beast Girl

I would laugh if KC written this Holy Cow to be the author of MGE.

Can't wait for translation.

Also:

In Zen and Japanese Culture, D T Suzuki describes the hakutaku as "a mythical creature whose body resembles a hand and whose head is human. It was anciently believed that the creature ate our bad dreams and evil experiences, and for this reason, people, wishing it to eat up all the ills which we are likely to suffer, used to hang its picture on the entrance gate or inside the house."

visually appealing but I can't read moonrunes.

hopefully someone who actually has some kanji literacy can help out.

>>142406

>milfy

>gentle femdom

>intelligent

>lactation potential

Absolutely beautiful.

>>142639

You forgot "Sacred"

>>142640

plus fluffy tail

>>142520

So, in a sense, she's like a leanan sidhe, but with the other half of the brain?

>>142642

>milfy

>gentle femdom

>intelligent

>lactation potential

>sacred

>fluffy tail

>immortal

>legendary

What else does this legendary beast have?

>>142645

Your heart, apparently.

>>142645

Goddamn, they are pretty much the perfect waifu.

>>142645

Does she count on having a sexual view of humans?

>>142484

Mind sharing some cards, buddy? Just downloaded AA2.

>>142406

>In Zen and Japanese Culture, D T Suzuki describes the hakutaku as "a mythical creature whose body resembles a hand and whose head is human. It was anciently believed that the creature ate our bad dreams and evil experiences, and for this reason, people, wishing it to eat up all the ills which we are likely to suffer, used to hang its picture on the entrance gate or inside the house."

wonder if she'll have the ability to enter dreams like a Nightmare, or have some kind of memory-editing thingie like a milder version of a Mindflayer.

>>143196

So, if danukis are the merchant/upper-class jew at the top of society equivalent, harutakus are the marxist college teacher jew equivalent?

>>143201

If you think of it in terms of danukis outjewing jews for the sake of their husbands and other couples, harutakus might outjew marxist college teachers in the same way. So there's not much of a way to ruin it after all.

>>143196

>part odin, part cow, part large cat

>extremely invested in learning everything there is to know about their partner

>calm

>huge tits

>possible yak milk

oh shit, let's hope we can hide it's existance before beardicus has his way with it.

>>143207

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>>143198

Yes, she specializes in indoctrinating society with Cultural Monsterism!

>>143196

>Can help you get any monster girl you want

>Tricks manlets into getting proactively dated

>Wisdom of falcon

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>>143196

She sounds like a top-tier adventuring partner.

>Get married to a Hakutaku wife

>decide one day to go exploring new lands.

>You to see the rest of the world.

>Her to learn new history.

>Encounter and spend time with different monster girl filled towns.

>Outsmart the more rapey monster girls to stay loyal to your wife

>Exterminate a village infected by matangos using knowledge she picked up involving demolitions.

>Over the years, you become a haggard adventurer while she becomes an even greater historian.

>Eventually settle down and she starts up a school

>Get called "uncle" by a bunch of boys who also want to go adventuring

>Eventually make love to your wife and gain a daughter and a son.

>The kids take after the two of you and you laugh as they would probably do the same as you did.

Man, Hakutakus are the perfect waifu.

>>143296

I have no idea. I still have college stuff to deal with, along with not really being able to put not-smut down into words. But who knows, maybe there will be a hakutaku in the CYOA I'm planning on doing in March.

She is a wonderful addition, but the lack of cow ears kinda makes me sad.

>>143303

You can't see her ears to begin with due to her hair.

>>143303

>>143306

Just headcanon them, guys.

But yeah, I think I found my waifu too... or not. I have around 68 candidates in MGE alone.

>>143289

>Implying you wouldn't do some window shopping

We all look Beardicus anon, and there's nothing wrong with appreciating another monster's sexy bits. Just as long as you save certain kinds of appreciation for the cow in your life you're safe

Sounds like a high tier monster girl, nicely done KC

>>143289

Could your waifu possibly have a taco-hacking cousin?

>>143624

Not entirely sure what you mean by that.

>>143632

Hack-a-taco, man

Hakutaku

Ok, I'll stop, I guess that isn't going anywhere

>>143637

Oh.

She might, although holstaurs are more closely related to minotaurs than hakutakus considering at least as far as the MGE is concerned holstaurs are a subspecies of minotaur.

>>143646

Who's your Waifu my man? Fidelity should be maintained, and maybe talking about her will reaffirm your commitment.

>>143198

They inherit the wisdom of countless ages from their lineage, anon. Marxism is a system fundamentally flawed and doomed to failure. No wise teacher would support it.

>>143646

>being able to choose a waifu

>not being faced with crippling indecision

>not loving them all

I kind of want to write a story where a world class hacker nicknamed "Hack Otaku" is a Hakutaku.

Get it?

>>150084

Nice. Now if only the watermark wasn't there.

>>150090

Hey, at least it's not on her face or tits.

I was reluctantly browsing cuckchan's /jp/ because I wanted to see if their drawfags/colourfags did shit, only to find out that these niggers hate on Hakutaku. Also, someone complaining that the new gal Basilisk was not cosplay tier.

For fuck sake.

>>155523

>complaining that the new gal Basilisk was not cosplay tier

You fucking what. And why the hell do they hate Hakutaku?

>>155534

They call her uninspired, boring, and call teachers a shitty fetish.

But seriously though. There was actually one fucking guy who whined that a monster girl wasn't cosplay tier. I'm still trying to process this.

>>155523

>go to cuckchan

>end up swimming in shit

Well what the fuck were you expecting to happen?

>>155536

Guess we need to go about making some "non-boring" OC of a hakutaku, then.

>>155539

OC is always welcomed, but they have to be really fucking retarded to think that a milfy teacher who tricks Paladindus into getting proactively dated is "boring."