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55f9b9 No.142425

=WE HAVE TO PREPARE==

we dont want to be left behind in the upcoming meme war do we?

http://www.stratcomcoe.org/internet-trolling-hybrid-warfare-tool-case-latvia-0

55f9b9 No.142426

>>142425

oh no the fail.

IS THERE ANYWAY I CAN FIX THAT?


c3d84d No.142434

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tl;dr

We Cheshire's now.


0dfd21 No.142436

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We'll be more than prepared. We're one of the smuggest boards on here.


55a92e No.151439

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>obscure Mongolian tapestry appreciation forums are the forefront of propaganda development for cyberwarfare purposes

>the communities are entirely grassroots, little to no formal organization beyond "Admin sets rules, Mods enforce, users do their thing" and attempts at imitating their success are entirely just that, shoddy imitations

>intelligence agents around the world are forced to spend all day lurking places like /b/, /pol/ and maybe even /monster/ for the latest dank memes

You can't make this shit up.


efcb71 No.151743

We have at least two Egyptian gods and the first confirmed Egregore with over 20k fatalities in Her record.

Whatever the alphabet soups and their Kabbalistic masters can throw at us

WE GROW STRONGER EVERYDAY!


026179 No.151803

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2aabf9 No.151870

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We have been memeing Kek since around 2008

why stop?


026179 No.151874

>>151870

Who said we're stopping? Why not go even further, taking all 8 components of the Ogdoad and infusing them within Ammit's heart?


dda5b0 No.151878

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>>151803

GOOD LUCK

WE LOVE YOU ALL MEME-CHANS!


f428cc No.151961

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AMMIT SNACKBAR!

Praise be to her thighs and Praise Kek, for we will make memes dank again.


913b1c No.152223

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http://www.kiddle.co/s.php?q=hand+holding#gsc.tab=0&gsc.q=hand%20holding&gsc.page=1

egyptian handholding runes. on a search site called kiddle.

lmao kiddos


2d703a No.152250

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For the uninitiated, there is an Egyptian Book of the Dead detailing the process the souls or spirits go through upon death, and this is the average Egyptian's chief interaction with their deities.

Deities, I remind you we currently have the favor of

If you wish to read it yourself, please do so at http://www.sacred-texts.com/egy/ebod/

TL;DR

The book essentially focuses on Osiris and his life, death, and rebirth, and how these events set forth the structure for the Egyptian Death Cult that dominated their society. The sub-chapters of the book begin with the prefix "ro" which is ambiguous for either "chapter" or "spell" leading many to believe that the book is not just a religious text but also a spellbook of sorts useful for communicating with gods.

May I just repeat the Egyptians LEFT US WITH A SPELL BOOK FOR SUMMONING AMMIT, KEK, HEH, AND OSIRIS

Copypasta from wiki

The texts and images of the Book of the Dead were magical as well as religious. Magic was as legitimate an activity as praying to the gods, even when the magic was aimed at controlling the gods themselves.

Famously, two spells also deal with the judgement of the deceased in the Weighing of the Heart ritual, the ritual in which Anubis would weigh the hearts of deceased mortals against the feather of Ma'at, and if they were worthy they'd go on to Osiris, and if not the heart would be eaten by none other than

AMMIT

TL;DR TL;DR Meme magic is ancient, literally real, and we can Make Egypt Great Again


026179 No.152381

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>>152250

But anon, just about everyone knows what the Book of the Dead is. This is a very casual description and does not even directly mention the spells most associated with Ammit, namely Book of the Dead spell 125 and Book of the Dead spell 168.




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