I have not been updating frequently because I have been working on something else for /monster/ during the time.
You push back at Nora, but she still tries to force herself on you. "Can't you be of drinking dead Cait Sith blood," you ask her as you try to keep your neck away from her fangs. She looks up at the spectacle of Svea playing with the dead bodies. You couldn't tell what was going on, but you could hear a muffled, "Nyess!", followed by the sight of a dismembered leg flying through the air.
"No, remember what I told you Ivan," she says as she leans in closer. Without wasting any time, she sinks her fangs into your neck and starts drinking. Luckily for you, it didn't hurt. She takes her sweet time drinking your blood until she could take it no longer. She pulls back and starts coughing. "Damnit," she pouts. Feeling light headed from blood loss, you get up in your seat and try to start the truck. It takes you a couple of attempts to get the key into the ignition, but you eventually do it. The truck starts up.
"Just… Just g-go down the road," stutters Nora. You recall you had drank plenty of vodka earlier today, and just like last time, Nora got drunk off of your blood. You weren't in the best condition for driving either, but someone had to do it. You were the only one who knew how to operate it. You move the column shifter and push down on the accelerator. The truck launches backwards, running over the pile of dead bodies. "Blyat," you shout as you shift it into drive. The truck creeps forwards, running over the bodies again. You then start driving down the dirt roads, following the drunken guidance of Nora.
Down the road, you saw what looked like a flimsy loot cart being towed by what you thought were Cait Sith bandits. Pretending you were at The Zone: San Andreas edition as a member of the Akina Speed Stars playing a game of bowling, you press the emergency super eurobeat button, roll down the window and yell, "A NU CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE!" as you floor it. You plow into the cart and Cait Siths, the reinforced rolled steel bumper you had attached earlier protected the truck from damage, to the point where one would say, "They don't make them like they used to.". Scraps of wood, stolen trinkets, parts of the cart, and bodies went flying in all directions. A body slid up the bumper, being pushed by the wind, landing on the windshield. You turn on the windshield wipers and the body is forced off the window, and falls to the ground.
You reached across the cabin and opened up the glove box. To your disappointment, there was no can of silver spray paint. As you swerve down the road, trying to interpret what Nora was saying, you come across the Cait Sith bandit camp from earlier. You had thought you had cleared it out, but it has already been re-occupied. Wanting to waste no time, you drive through the gate and go straight through, taking out several small buildings in the process. You also hit a pair of horses that was towing what looked like a long flat wagon with several cages on it. Your bumper, being the glorious testament of drunken soviet engineering, absorbs all of the impact without failing. You were starting to think it was more useful than the flamethrower.
Not seeing a way out of the camp, you decided to just make a way out and plow between two watch towers, making a large hole in the wall. A couple more minutes of recklessly speeding down the roads, you reach your destination. You get out of the truck and Tyra hops out of the bed. You try to tell her to just take a video instead so she doesn't loose stability in air, but instead, "You see Tyra, when use video of phone, you not picture take for fear of falling.". She looks at you with sort of a half smile, and says, "Okay Ivan.". She spreads her arms and takes off into the air, Nokia on her face and Mosin hanging by the sling at her chest. You stumble back into the truck and observe Tyra flying in the distance.
"I bet you got a cute d-dick," says Nora as a hand creeps towards your crotch. You swat at her hand, shouting "Nyet! Nyet!". She retracts her hand and remains still for the time being, muttering out drunk advances on you. Suddenly, you see Tyra start to tumble out of the sky, falling down behind the city. You then see a large plume of smoke shoot up into the sky, shaped sort of like a mushroom cloud, followed by a seismic shock and a loud boom.
What do?