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File: 1455644241810.jpeg (1.97 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, image.jpeg)

3dc7c7 No.143808

Never done a CYOA before, so feel free to help me along if I do anything wrong

RULES

**When posting a command, roll a 1d20. The post with the highest number will be selected to continue the story with. A roll of 20 will result in a critical success of the command, while a roll of 1 will result in a critical failure. A critical failure will override all other commands except for a critical success.

There are two types of commands: Minor and major. A minor command is something that is inconsequential to the development of the story. Anything that won't influence the outcome of the situation at hand is a minor command, such as examining an object, asking someone a question or diddling your piddler when nobody is looking. A major command is something that will affect the overall story, such as picking a road to walk down or spontaneously deciding to rape the person in front of you. Major commands have to be rolled for and you can only make one, while minor commands do not have to be rolled for and you can make as many as you like. I will decide whether or not a minor command is carried out.

After three major commands are made, the story may continue. HOWEVER! Major commands made after the first three will still be accounted for, assuming I am have not already continued the story or am too deep into the process of doing so.**

>Welcome to San Andreas, the backbone of the good old US of A. The state is home to America's biggest stars and businessmen, however it is also filled with some of the most shady people in the country. Crime is out of control with drug dealers, mafias, gang wars, and smuggling.

>A few years ago, monster girls were revealed to the world. After a suscessful intergration program in Japan, the rest of the world began their intergration process. Unfortunately, that means America was intergrated as well. (Damn liberals.) Crime has even been intergrated with monster girls as well, as local gangs are finding it hard to compete against the monster triads.

>You are Anon, a former criminal himself who is flying back home to his home in Los Santos, hoping to make a name for himself in this new monster girl infested world. Will you become the most feared man in San Andreas, or will you become some semen demon's fucktoy?

>Before we begin, we need to set Anon's starting stats. He'll begin with $500 on hand and 50 skill points to put into his stats. We'll begin by setting your stats.

Driving: 0/100

Shooting: 0/100

Stamina: 0/100

Strength: 0/100

Flying: 0/100

94fe03 No.143817

>>143808

remember to sage your rolls guys.


32b97a No.143863

File: 1455652021526.png (178.04 KB, 297x234, 33:26, RIP AND TEAR.png)

Dice rollRolled 17 (1d20)

>1 in driving

>49 in strength

If you wanna fight monster then you gotta be a man and a half instead of using a gun like a faggot.


4957ba No.143872

>>143808

>>143863

I probably show describe the stats better.

>Driving

Driving stat effects Anon's abilities to operate vehicles.The higher the stat, the better he'll be able to operate vehicles.

>Shooting

Shooting effects most weapons, but also increases his eyesight. The higher the stat, the better his marksman skills are, as well as examining ability.

>Stamina

Stamina effects Anon's athletic ability, as well as his ability to play /monster/'s Hot Coffee mod. With a higher stat, he'll be able to run faster and farther without getting tired, and be able to keep up with other monster girls.

>Strength

Strength effects Anon's skill with melee weapons, and increases how much punishment he can take when being raped, figuratively and physically.

>Flying

It allows him to fly planes. Moving on.


32b97a No.143890

File: 1455656361267.jpg (2.01 MB, 2711x4093, 2711:4093, doom.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 12 (1d20)

>>143872

Then I change it for

>Driving = 1

>Flying = 1

>stamina = 18

>STRONK = 30


5c763c No.143901

File: 1455657396097.png (119.8 KB, 500x542, 250:271, Aim.png)

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d20)

>>143890

C'mon if we're gonna be doomguy we gotta know how to handle a shotgun

> Driving = 1

> Flying = 1

> RIP & TEAR = 18

> Shooting = 15

> Stamina = 15


997da4 No.143908

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d20)

50/100 driving

I want anon to be like an autistic manchild who obsessed over cars all his life due to his autism.


32b97a No.143913

File: 1455658591045.png (104.24 KB, 266x400, 133:200, punch (2).png)

>>143901

Our FISTS are all the shotguns we'll ever need.


4957ba No.143946

>>143890

>Driving: 1/100

You know that red means stop and green means go. You're just not good at following that order.

>Shooting: 0/100

The safety is on dumbass.

>Stamina: 18/100

You like to run marathons once in a while.

>Strength: 30/100

Local Arm Wrestling Champion

>Flying: 1/100

All your flight training was from playing Battlefield 3.

Now it is time to set up a backstory for Anon, as well as other character traits before the plane lands. Choose from the following

>Background:

-Ex bank robber.

-Mafia member.

-Car jacker.

-Hustler

-Gang banger.

>Personality:

Viewer choice

>Starting Safehouse:

-Home in the hood

-Shitty apartment

-Run down warehouse


4957ba No.143947

>>143946

Fuck I didn't mean to sage.


07d642 No.143951

>>143946

mafia member, no fun allowed, apartment


32b97a No.143954

Dice rollRolled 10 (1d20)

>>143946

>-Ex bank robber.

Also known as the STRONK Robber, we used to punch vaults open after punching the guards.

>Personality:

We like to rip and tear shit once we're calm (can't be like a little quiet faggot), but we also get angry easily, and once we're angry we like to rip and tear stuff.

We like punching, cheap vodka, ripping and tearing, punching harder, girls and punching things the fuck out.

We dislike everything else.

>-Run down warehouse

We accidentally punched the fuck out of our bag full of money, leaving us with just enough to buy a shitty warehouse and be left with 500 bucks.


fcb2ae No.143973

>>143951

Somebody forgot to roll


32b97a No.143991

Dice rollRolled 20 (1d20)

>>143951

rolling for this nigger


32b97a No.143992

>>143991

motherfucker


fcb2ae No.144027

File: 1455667429478.png (83.51 KB, 600x600, 1:1, image.png)

>>143991

Well this will be fun. :D

Five minutes after the plane lands at Los Santos International Airport, Anon grabs his bag from baggage claim. You look around and see all the foreigners in the airport. All of them freaks and abominations ranging from the typical hell demon sex addict to some bitches that look like they're from a freaky Japanese cartoon porn thing. When the hell did this town go to shit? You just pretend they aren't there as you exit. Stepping out the exit, you look at the horizon.

Anon: "Los Santos…home. Damn this town changed since I was gone."

You get a text from your iFruit from your buddy Vinny, saying that he's at your old apartment that you lent him while you were gone.

Welcome to Los Santos.

What do you do now?


5c763c No.144045

File: 1455668807952.png (60.43 KB, 600x883, 600:883, Bain & Cia.png)

Dice rollRolled 13 (1d20)

>>144027

Meet Vinny and then beat the shit out the local drug dealers to let them know it's our turf now


997da4 No.144062

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d20)

>>144027

Head down to the apartment, and talk to him about what plans he has to climb back up the food chain.


32b97a No.144069

File: 1455670513322.png (4.04 KB, 685x91, 685:91, can't be undone.png)

>>144062

>1


780e1e No.144144

>>144062

JUSTICE rolling to avoid being a straight busta


780e1e No.144145

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d20)

>>144144

I wasted those digits and have brought shame upon my family

Truly I am the straight busta


da192e No.144396

File: 1455738658855.jpeg (71.72 KB, 640x360, 16:9, image.jpeg)

>>144062

You take an airport shuttle to your apartment at Majestic Tower. Going up to your place, you find the door is locked. Knocking it, you hear a terrified scream on the other end.

???: Go away! Haven’t you bitches had enough?!

Anon: Vinny it’s me you dipshit! Open the fucking door!

???: …Anon? Is that really you?

Anon: Who the fuck does it sound like to you? Now open the fucking door!

The door opens revealing your old mob partner Vinny. He’s all bruised up, his pants torn, with kiss marks all over his face. As you step into your apartment, you see that it’s become a mess. There’s broken glass everywhere, furniture knocked over, and god knows what else.

Anon: What the fuck happened to my home? And what the fuck happened to your ugly mug?!

Vinny: Yeah I missed you to asshole.

Anon: What the fuck happened to you while I was gone!

Vinny: I was out for a night on the town yesterday, when I got ambushed by a pair of hellhounds. Those bitches were hungry man, hungry!

Anon: Well what the fuck happened to my place then?!

Vinny: I tried to run and hide in your place, but they followed my scent. They broke through the windows and…oh god…

Vinny breaks down crying.

Anon: Gah…FUCK MY LIFE! First the Liberty City job goes to hell, now I got all this shit to work with! I knew those monster girls would ruin this country, yet they keep saying the immigrants are only a minority. Bullshit I tell you! Bullshit! Well those furry bitches ain’t getting away with this Vinny! Mark my words when we get the family in on this-

Vinny: Open your eyes Anon! There is no more family!

You stop dead in your tracks.

Anon: What the fuck did you say?

Vinny: The family is gone. Ever since those monster bitches moved into Los Santos, business started going downhill. Everyone is either dead, a slave to the monster triads, or got out while the getting was good.

Anon: What about Donny?

Vinny: Killed in a gunfight with an elf down at Grove Street.

Anon: Ricky Baxter?

Vinny: Grabbed a shit load of cash and coke and booked it to Vice City.

Anon: What about the boss man Big Al?

Vinny: Oh god Big Al…

Anon: Vinny…where the fuck is the boss man?!

Vinny: It was a month ago. Some succubi raided the boss’s penthouse claiming that they’re the new family. Anyone who tried to fight back or run were killed on sight. I was heading up to the penthouse when I saw everything on CCTV. Everyone fell, except Big Al. He just sat there in his chair lighting a cigar when the succubus boss walked up to him with that hellish smile…and then…

Anon: Then what? What the fuck happened to Big Al?!

Vinny: The succubui alp’d him. They turned Big Al into an alp.

You are in complete shock.

Anon: You got a plan right?

Vinny: I don’t know anything anymore. The whole world is fucked man. I’m going home with what little dignity I have. I’ll call you if I find anything.

>Vinny leaves the apartment. He’ll call you on your iFruit when he finds a mission for you.

>This is your safehouse. From here you can do various activities with people, as well as watch TV. You can also change your wardrobe and sleep to accelerate the time.

What do you wish to do now?


997da4 No.144409

Dice rollRolled 18 (1d20)

>>144396

lets start rearming ourselves and try to regain numbers.


62c034 No.144433

File: 1455742748487.jpg (135.03 KB, 878x650, 439:325, gta online.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 8 (1d20)

>>144396

Well first we gotta fix up the house because its a mess. Then we go to the nearest gun store and arm ourselves up.


e1c74f No.144439

Dice rollRolled 18 (1d20)

>>144396

Clean up our apartmeny then search our apartment for any goodies we left before we went. Paticularly as set of golf clubs, cause any no nonsense kinda person plays golf


997da4 No.144440

>>144433

>not saging

wasted dubs.


da192e No.144447

File: 1455744309469.jpeg (57.29 KB, 327x300, 109:100, image.jpeg)

>>144409

>>144433

>>144439

You spend all day cleaning the place up. While cleaning, you find one of the hellhound bitches left her wallet. You can probably have a guy look for the bitches who raped your friend that way. Fucking monster bitches are gonna pay for raping the family and trashing your place.

After cleanup, you look to find any weapons you left behind before your three year trip to Liberty City. All the guns were gone sadly. Vinny is gonna get hell for that. Luckily, your lucky nine iron was still in the closet. You take the club; maybe later you'll hit the country club when all this shit is over. Inside the closet was also your hidden firesafe with $5,000 you left in it in case of an emergency. It's gonna take a long time getting the family's bank account back in order.

You know a golf club isn't enough to take on giant clawed raping machines, so you figure now's a good time then any to work on recruiting members for a new crew, as well as stock up on some weapons.

There's an Ammu-Nation in Little Seoul where you can stock up. There's also a large presence of Asian criminals looking for work.

How do you get to Little Seoul?


5c763c No.144506

File: 1455748454464.mp4 (6.19 MB, 640x360, 16:9, adios amigos.mp4)

Dice rollRolled 20 (1d20)

>>144447

We take a bus and see if we can recruit some Mexicans in addition to the Worst Koreans

Also lets see if we can convince Big Alp to help us in our quest for revenge


780e1e No.144507

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d20)

>>144447

>How do we get places in Los Santos

You're funny

Steal some Alp's car, they probably have really fast shit to try and pretend they're still in any way manly. Get a fast car and bully an Alp at the same time! A win-win!


fcb2ae No.144536

>>144506

You take the bus to Little Seoul. The bus driver is some faggot cat who laughs at you when you get on board. Shame you don't have a gun to cap that giggling purple bitch.

During the ride, you make some notes on your iFruit on people to look for. Besides some folks in Little Seoul, you also want to look into some Mexican hustlers as well. Good plan, as Mexican members can help drug trafficking, and be good repellent against monster girl rapists. Problem is, most good Mexican criminals are in Vagos territory, which is on the east side of Los Santos, so you'll have to hit the place up later. You also want to learn the location of your former boss Big Al, or in this case Big Alp, to rescue him. If anyone could fix this mess, it's him.

Arriving at Little Seoul, you find a group of three jiangshi doing business in the car garage. Where the fuck are the triad boys you wonder.

How do you proceed?


fcb2ae No.144537

>>144536

Shit I forgot to use my name.


997da4 No.144541

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d20)

>>144536

We should go and intimidate them.


62c034 No.144545

Dice rollRolled 10 (1d20)

>>144536

I think we should go and eavesdrop on them.


5c763c No.144597

Dice rollRolled 14 (1d20)

>>144545

Seconding


780e1e No.144600

Dice rollRolled 18 (1d20)

>>144545

This, and take note of the garage location so we can steal a rice burner on the way out


fcb2ae No.144655

File: 1455764318211.jpg (377.89 KB, 647x1200, 647:1200, 288_jiangshi_L.jpg)

>>144545

>>144600

You crouch behind a pair of suvs and take a listen to the girls.

Jiangshi 1: Ugh! America sucks! I should've stayed in Taiwan.

Jiangshi 2: I don't know, the men here are pretty fun!

Jiangshi 3: You kidding me? They're lazy as fuck compared to the ones in Korea.

Jiangshi 2: Maybe someday you'll find a perfect man to marry~

Jiangshi 3: Oh shut the fuck up!

Jiangshi 1: Sigh…idiots. Hmm? Whats that?

Oh shit. One of those undead bitches saw you. How the hell do we get out of this mess?


997da4 No.144660

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d20)

>>144655

punch them in the face, and run off with car before they know what hit them. They are just two girls, should be easy.


780e1e No.144663

Dice rollRolled 19 (1d20)

>>144655

Tell them we're looking to buy a used car. With luck they'll tell us to fuck off, but if they actually try to sell us something we can just act so cheap it would make a Danuki blush.


5c763c No.144669

File: 1455765560249.gif (43.66 KB, 834x556, 3:2, Clapistan.gif)

Dice rollRolled 19 (1d20)

>>144660

>>144655

Yeah we should beat the shit out of them and take their car for insulting MURICA


fcb2ae No.144684

File: 1455766272161.png (19.45 KB, 300x309, 100:103, RageFace.png)

>>144660

>>144669

Welp, cover is blown. Time to show these foreigners how we do things in America.

Anon: Suck on this!

Jiangshi 3: What the fuck?

You sprint and punch Jiangshi 3 in the face. She hits the pavement hard scraping her skin on the ground. If she wasn't already dead, that would've probably hurt.

Jiangshi 2: What the hell is your problem?!

>>144663

Anon: I'm looking to buy a used car you fucking bitch!

You then punch her daylights out. Jiangshi 1 just stares in shock. You run to one of the SUVs from earlier, smash the window out with your elbow, then hop in to jack it. Once hotwired, you drive off out of the garage, running over the two jiangshis you punched.

Where to now? Friendly reminder that you still need to make a trip to Ammu-Nation to get weapons.


b3b463 No.144688

Dice rollRolled 11 (1d20)

>>144684

Time to make an arsenal. Head to the Ammu-Nation in our new SUV.


780e1e No.144690

File: 1455766903479.png (1.39 MB, 1530x958, 765:479, M1911A1.png)

Dice rollRolled 7 (1d20)

>>144684

Well, that was pretty cheap of us. By a pic related with a kickass USA skin, and an assload of ammo.


5c763c No.144692

Dice rollRolled 7 (1d20)

>>144690

>>144684

We also need a Thompson since we are part of the mafia


5c763c No.144693

File: 1455767142140.jpg (28.67 KB, 500x333, 500:333, -2.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 14 (1d20)

>>144692

Forgot pic


62c034 No.144697

File: 1455767500125.jpg (1.46 MB, 4598x1954, 2299:977, Mossberg_M590A1.JPG)

Dice rollRolled 15 (1d20)

>>144684

Lets see if we also can't buy ourselves a shotgun as well.


a77043 No.144699

>>144690

Also hence you may chedda bob yourself by accident upon pure luck. Get a gun manual to boost your efficiency with ranged weapons.


5c763c No.144703

File: 1455767939433.jpg (49.12 KB, 432x465, 144:155, the_ultimitlu_dooood.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d20)

>>144699

>>144697

>>144692

>>144690

>>144688

>>144684

Oh fuck almost forgot, we should head to home depot afterwards and buy a chainsaw since we're statted out as doomguy


780e1e No.144708

>>144703

We need to get a manlet friend too. That way we can be a man and a half.


fcb2ae No.144720

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>144688

During the drive to Ammu-Nation, you turn the radio on to listen to the news.

>Radio

Radio: Weazel News!

News: Rape crimes on the rise in Los Santos. Culture shock with the local immigrants, or potential for total anarchy?

New mayor of Los Santos speaks out on accusations of being quote unquote "A lying bitch."

News 1: Citizens are outraged as rape crimes across Los Santos involving the new monster citizens go uncheck. Citizens watched in horror as two hellhounds raided an apartment at Majestic Tower. Are limp dick liberals to blame? More at eleven.

News 2: The new mayor of Los Santos Heather Snape, Los Santos's first female, and nonhuman Lamia mayor, held a press conference earlier in response to allegations of being quote "A lying bitch."

Heather Snape: I am not a lying bitch! Sure I raped his friend instead him like I promised, but I mean come on! Can you blame a girl?

News 2: The allegations came into light when the mayor's ex-lover came onto Weazel about the charges.

Ex: She's a lying bitch! Why didn't you rape me girl?! I thought what we had was special!

Radio: Weazel News! Confirming your prejudices!

You turn the radio off as you've arrived at the Ammu-Nation. When you enter inside, a radio advert is played in the background for the store. The clerk is a blonde elf in full fatigues.

>Continuing

>>144703

Sorry, this is GTA V, not Vice City.


780e1e No.144739

Dice rollRolled 14 (1d20)

>>144720

>Elf

REMOVE


329a5e No.144741

File: 1455771460233.png (936.79 KB, 572x564, 143:141, STRONK.png)

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d20)

>>144720

Ya'll niggas forgetting about our stats,

>shooting - 0

>STRENGHT - 30

Why get guns when we can be a man in a half?

PUNCH THE FUCKING ELF IN THE FACE SO HARD IT MAKES THE COUNTER EXPLODE FROM THE SHOCKWAVE

Then take your guns.


5c763c No.144754

File: 1455772034344.webm (3.24 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1453931754191.webm)

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d20)

>>144741

Yeah let's use our golf club to remove elf and take all the shit we wanted


62c034 No.144755

File: 1455772165195.png (89.4 KB, 283x244, 283:244, Doomguy.png)

Dice rollRolled 17 (1d20)

>>144754

>using the golfclob

Why not our fists?


5c763c No.144758

File: 1455772303170.jpg (87.77 KB, 562x761, 562:761, nanoguerrieromartello.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d20)

>>144755

Because it's the closest thing we have to a proper dwarven warhammer


329a5e No.144759

File: 1455772327493.webm (3.24 MB, 640x360, 16:9, doom.webm)

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d20)

>>144754

>golf club

>>144755

This nigga gets it, now, onto RIP AND TEARing.


329a5e No.144767

File: 1455772581816.png (4.24 KB, 542x85, 542:85, shit taste.png)

>>144758

>warhammer

>not FISTS

>not even battleaxe


fcb2ae No.144769

>>144739

>>144741

I didn't open it up for choices yet. When you see "Continuing," that means the post will be continued in another post.


329a5e No.144780

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d20)

>>144769

Well, shit. Go on then, don't forget to punch the elf.


fcb2ae No.144789

File: 1455773785563-0.jpeg (36.31 KB, 270x426, 45:71, image.jpeg)

File: 1455773785564-1.png (9.66 KB, 402x85, 402:85, image.png)

>>144720

You walk up to the clerk.

Elf: What can I get to serve your hunting spirit?

Anon: What the fuck? I thought elves used bows and shit.

Elf: Bows never did it for me. I always liked guns better. Got a problem with that asswipe?

Thisbitch.jpg

Elf: Anyway, what do you want?

>>144690

Anon: I need a piece. What do you got for me?

Elf: Our recommended handgun is the M1911. They come for $500 each.

Anon: Can I get it in a Patriotic skin?

Elf: Yes, but skins cost extra. $5000 for one.

Ouch.

>>144693

Anon: What about Tommy Guns?

Elf: Oh~ Like it old school I see?

Anon: I like to scare the shit out of people mostly. Runs in the family.

Elf: Well you're in luck. We have a sale on Thompson SMGs. $1000 each.

>>144697

Anon: What about just regular shotguns?

Elf: We're understocked on more advanced hardware, but we do have consumer grade pump shotguns. $1250 each. What'll it be?

>Pistols: $500 Each

>Tommy Guns: $1000 Each

>Pump Shotguns: $1250 Each.

>Cash: $5500

Bare in mind that you'll need to purchase pistols and three weapons for your beginning crew, and thst's not even factoring weapon attachments. What will your weapon selection be?

For future reference, don't worry about buying ammo. Ammo is not an issue in this CYOA. The only time you will ever run out of ammo is if someone rolls a 1 during a combat action.


fcb2ae No.144790

>>144789

I fucking hate that my iPad forgets my name


329a5e No.144794

Dice rollRolled 14 (1d20)

3 pistols and 3 tommy guns for each, plus a tommy gun for you(not that you'll use it instead of your fists, it's mostly for intimidation factor).

After buying punch the elf and get your money back, plus whatever guns you manage to get before the police gets too close.


62c034 No.144795

Dice rollRolled 7 (1d20)

>>144794

Seconded.


329a5e No.144797

File: 1455774264955.webm (2.52 MB, 640x360, 16:9, butthurt.webm)

>>144794

Forgot webum.


fcb2ae No.144810

>>144797

Please remember to sage.


329a5e No.144811

>>144810

S-sorry.


0aa410 No.144829

Dice rollRolled 11 (1d20)

>>144789

Two pistols for gang member 1

A Tommy gun for gang member 2

And pump shotgun for gang member 3

We will be using our fists exclusively.


0aa410 No.144832

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

On an unrelated note, I will be severely disappointed if there is no super religious gang with exclusively black and vertically challenged members that hate monster and dress akin to knight templars of old.

They would also frequently sing black gospels.


f783fd No.144864

>>144832

>he doesn't know he's in a Paladindu thread


fcb2ae No.144891

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>144832

Oh then you'll love the Epsilon Program.


fcb2ae No.144899

File: 1455808557394.jpeg (43.74 KB, 400x389, 400:389, image.jpeg)

>>144794

You purchase three pistols for crew members, as well as four tommy guns, blowing your whole $5500

Elf: Thank you. Will that be all for today?

Anon: Actually no, there is one other thing. EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING TREE HUGGER!

You punch the elf straight in her face and manage to nab $2000 she hasn't put in the register yet. You also manage to grab an extra pistol foe you as well.

Elf: You son of a…you're fucking dead bitch!

Before you can try to grab anything else, the elf clerk pulls out a shotgun. Knowing full well an elf's expertise in marksmanship, you book it out of the Ammu-Nation before she could fire a shot.

>Wanted level: 2/5 Stars. Police cruisers are being dispatched.

You better get the hell out of there. How are we getting out of this mess?


54680b No.144901

Dice rollRolled 8 (1d20)

>>144899

Take the car we stole and avoid traffic by driving on the sidewalks


62c034 No.144902

File: 1455809252656.jpg (52.1 KB, 640x360, 16:9, vYctf6n.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 15 (1d20)

>>144899

With our car we immediately drive to the sewers being built and keep driving until we're sure we lost the po-po.


0aa410 No.144919

Dice rollRolled 7 (1d20)

>>144899

Bail from there and find a safehouse.


da192e No.144932

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>144902

Hearing the sirens incoming, you hop into the SUV. The moment you start it, you hit the gas, making a turn through an alley as you seeing the police lights in your mirror. Turning towards downtown, you turn the radio to Los Santos Rock Radio. The sounds of Kansas filling your ears as you hit the pedal to the medal gives you a rush no woman could give.

>>144901

Along the drive, you cut the cops off by driving on the sidewalk, running over any bystanders dumb enough not to get out of the way. Not to worry, as most of those people were either hipsters, yuppies, or faggot cats. Thinking you lost the cops, you take a turn through the unfinished sewer tunnel just to be safe.

>Wanted Level: 0/5. All cops have called off their search.

Lost them. Guess no matter how much Los Santos has changed, the cops here are still dumb as shit.

Well the good news is, you lost the cops, and now you have weapons for youself and your crew. Bad news is, you're still lacking an actual crew. What the hell do we do now?


e1c74f No.144935

Dice rollRolled 12 (1d20)

>>144932

we go and meet Big Alp, see if anyone who worked for the family previously (not the ones mentioned who are out of commission) and see if any of them are willing to work again


62c034 No.144938

Dice rollRolled 12 (1d20)

>>144935

This. Lets also hire some mexican henchmen for the mafia, provided that we don't get into shit with the Vagos in the process.


da192e No.144952

Please remember to sage guys. Only I'm allowed to bump.


94fe03 No.144962

>>144938

>>144935

sage your rolls newfags, its going to get you banned if you dont.


54680b No.144973

Dice rollRolled 19 (1d20)

>>144932

Since we have enough guns for 3 gang members we should try to recruit big alp, one Korean and one Spic


31b90b No.145015

>>144973

>Mission Start: "Of Monsters and Men"

Time to get back on your manhunt for crew members. You pull into an alley to send a text to Vinny. You tell him that you're looking for new crew members, and plan on looking for Big Alp when you get a hint. He tells you that he's working on plans for a heist for when you get back to your apartment. At least things are starting to look up for you.

???: Hey!

Or maybe karma's a bitch.

???: You're the one who punched my friends?

You turn furiously to discover it's the jiangshi who saw you punch her friends daylights out, then proceed to run them over.

Anon: You want to fucking get socked as well bitch?

Jiangshi: Woah woah! Calm the fuck down. I just wanted to thank you.

saywhat.gif

Jiangshi: Those two were annoying cunts. All they care about is raping men. They don't try to dream big like me.

Anon: Look, I don't know whwre you're getting at, but I'm just a regular-

Jiangshi: I saw you rob the Ammu-Nation.

Ohshit.png

Jiangshi: It was impressive. Anyone who tried to rob the place always ended up dead before they made it out the door. You not only gave that elf a black eye, but managed to make off with a lot of guns with little loss.

Anon: I do things the way an American does it.

Jiangshi: Charming.

Anon: Anyway, what the fuck do you want?

Jiangshi: Anyone who stole that much hardware is up to something big, and I want in. Be a good break from just looking for skinny honor students to rape.

Anon: I wanted an Asian badass, not some walking corpse in a dress.

Jiangshi: And why on earth would you want a regular human when you could have someone with abnormal abilities?

Anon: Well…

Jiangshi: And since I can't die since I'm already dead, I'd be perfect as a gunman despite my joints being stiff.

Anon: *Sigh* Shit…

Jiangshi: Just give me a chance. I know the monster world like the back of my talisman. I can help. Just please, anything to get me away form those idiots.

Anon: …Fine…just get in the damn car.

Jiangshi: Thank you! You won't regret this!

The jiangshi gives you a big hug, much to your unamusement.

Anon: Get the fuck off me before I change my mind.

Jiangshi: Sorry. By the way, what is your name?

Anon: It's Anon.

Jiangshi: Nice to meet you. I'm-

>What is the jiangshi's name?


7306d2 No.145016

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d20)

>>145015

Kylie Yi


31b90b No.145018

>>145016

Names rolled for a one will not count as a critical failure. Instead, 1s mean that the name will not be used.


62c034 No.145021

Dice rollRolled 20 (1d20)

>>145015

Jing Sho


54680b No.145022

Dice rollRolled 12 (1d20)

>>145016

Ching-chang Nip-nong


221886 No.145024

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d20)

>>145015

Mugou, but we call her ching-chong.


31b90b No.145028

File: 1455828747110.jpeg (130.49 KB, 571x621, 571:621, image.jpeg)

>>145021

Jiangshi: -Jing Sho.

Anon: Well that takes care of an Asian. Now I need a Latino.

Jing Sho: Any reason you're more focused on foreigners?

Anon: Because that's the American way. Is there any other reason?

Jing Sho: Sigh…well, if you're looking for a Spanish monster girl, I heard rumors of one you may be interested in. A chupacabra who sneaks into garages at night to hijack vehicles for joyrides. She'd be perfect as a getaway driver. Problem is, she operates in Cypress Flats, deep in Vagos territory, and they're not happy about her constantly stealing their rides.

Anon: Not problem for a zombie like yourself.

Jing Sho: I'm a jiangshi, not a zombie! Anyway, even though monster girls hold the majority in crime, that doesn't mean human gangs aren't still dangerous. I hope you at least packed some good heat from that Ammu-Nation run.

Anon: Of course I fucking did. Not that I'll need it.

Jing Sho looks in the backseats to see the pistols and Tommy Guns.

Jing Sho: Tommy Guns? Against mexican gangs armed with Uzis?

Anon: I like to play old school. Besides, my fists and lucky nine iron.

Jing Sho: Sigh…you're so dead.

>Continued next post


31b90b No.145034

File: 1455829446769-0.jpeg (73.13 KB, 640x360, 16:9, image.jpeg)

File: 1455829446769-1.jpeg (58.32 KB, 640x360, 16:9, image.jpeg)

>>145028

After a bumpy ride due to your low driving skill, you and Jing Sho pull up near a Vagos hood.

Anon: So, have a clue on where this chupacabra might be?

Jing Sho: I don't know. At this time, she should be looking for a car to steal-

Suddenly, one of the garages break open, as a chupacabra in a lowrider drives out violently out of it.

Chupacabra: Yeehah! Catch me if you can esé!

A Vagos member runs out of his house.

Vagos Gangbanger: Hey! That puta stole my ride man! C'mon homes!

The Vagos jump into their modded rides and go in pursuit of the chupacabra joyrider.

Jing Sho: They're gonna kill her if they get to her!

How to pursue?


54680b No.145042

File: 1455829894301.gif (2.2 MB, 427x240, 427:240, 1454376208439-1.gif)

Dice rollRolled 10 (1d20)

>>145034

Pull up close to the Mexicans and tell sho to start shooting


62c034 No.145047

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Dice rollRolled 19 (1d20)

>>145034

Press on the gas and blast those spics!


997da4 No.145049

Dice rollRolled 13 (1d20)

>>145034

punch out the fucking window as they drive by and have the ching chong absorb boolets and shoot the drivers while Vinnie shoots out the tires.


221886 No.145050

File: 1455830367972.jpg (120.95 KB, 1191x670, 1191:670, 1435685627492-1.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d20)

Keep your car at the spic's side and tell Jing to shot the driver in the head then drive the car, after she shoots him you jump and PUNCH THE REST OF THOSE FUCKING SPICS TO DEATH.

Also, keep their car.


5c763c No.145054

>>145034

Also forgot to add, see if we can loot their guns before the cops arrive


31b90b No.145056

>>145047

Pursuing the chupacabra is two Vagos cars packing heat. The Vagos are trying their best to shoot that bitch, but her driving is no match for them.

Anon: Jing, how good is your joints right now?

Jing Sho: Loosening up from your fancy driving!

Anon: Good! Pop those fucking beaners!

You hand her a handgun fully loaded.

As you drive closer to each Vagos, Jing takes a shot. She manages to cap one of the drivers, causing their car to crash. As your driving skill is not that high, you crash into the other car, but it works to youe advantage as you're eye to eye with the driver.

Anon: You have to go back!

You then punch the driver with full force, knocking him out. After all the Vagos were defeated, the chupacabra pulls up to you.

Chupacabra: Gracias amigos! Come with me!I know a good place to hide!

>Continued next post.


221886 No.145060

File: 1455831237368.jpg (60.11 KB, 400x392, 50:49, the wall.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d20)

>>145056

>Anon: You have to go back!

10/10


fcb2ae No.145235

File: 1455854234405-0.jpeg (189.11 KB, 957x610, 957:610, image.jpeg)

File: 1455854234406-1.jpeg (110.34 KB, 800x452, 200:113, image.jpeg)

File: 1455854234406-2.jpeg (48.16 KB, 590x350, 59:35, image.jpeg)

>>145056

You follow the chupacabra to a custom shop called "Benny's Original Motor Works." You both drive into the garsge to find a black man and an mechanic in glasses. The chupacabragets out of the lowrider.

Chupacabra: Here's the ride Lamar.

Lamar: Woo baby! Check this shit out. Oh fucking hell babe, I told you to grab the hellow one!

Chupacabra: Hey, I brought you a lowrider. That's worth something right?

Lamar: Sheet, I guess. Here's to a job well done.

The black man offers a big wad of cash, to which the chupacabra refused.

Chupacabra: I don't want your money. You know what I wanted for this job~

Lamar: Ah sheet, seriously!? You still want my limp dick?

Chupacabra: A deal's a deal. See you at 8, nigga~

Lamar: Yeah fuck my life..hey who the hell are these fools?

Chupacabra: I don't know, but these homeboys saved my ass from the Vagos.

Lamar: For real? Dayum. Lamar Davis.

Anon: Anon. Pleasure's mine mister Davis. We just wanted to talk to the misses.

Lamar: Aight. Cool. Here, since she don't want the cash, it's the least I could do for you helping her nab that ride.

Lamar goes you a roll of $1000

>Cash: $3000

Jing Sho: Oh! Thank you!

Lamar: Aight, now you all get the fuck outta here. But hey, if you need a job, or some mods, be sure to come by!

With that, you, Jing, and the chupacabra girl leave the mod shop.

>To be continued tomorrow. I'm going to bed. Goodnight /monster.


0cd755 No.145331

>>145235

Can our third crew member be a psychotic kitsune with that likes chainsaws and fire?


fcb2ae No.145369

>>145235

Outside of Benny's, the chupacabra takes out a stick of gum. She offers some to you but you know better then to take non-American gum.

Chupacabra: So what's going on? You here for my pussy or are we taking business?

Oh you're regreting this decision already. Trying to think of something to say, Jing Sho just cuts to the chase.

Jing Sho: We're putting a crew together for jobs, and we want you in it.

Chupacabra: ¿Qué? Why should I roll with you homeboys when I'm doing good business boosting?

Anon: You call jacking cars for sex favors good business?

Chupacabra: Hell yeah esè! It's more fun watching them cry when they knew they set themselves up for it then just simply raping them.

Jing Sho: What about money?

Chupacabra: I don't need money. I scavenge for everything I need. Plus I just crash at Benny's anyway. He's got a sweet dick you know.

Anon: Fuck, too much information! Look we don't have time for this. Do you want in or not?

Chupacabra: What's in it for me esé? You gotta sweeten the pot.

Angrily, you ponder on what you can offer her. Since she doesn't want cash, you think for a moment, then you realized what you have to offer.

Anon: So you're more interested in dick right?

Chupacabra: Hell yeah!

Anon: Well, I got a guy who looks your type. If you join our crew, he'll be your boyfriend.

Chupacabra: I doubt he'll be my type. Is he fun?

Anon: He's scared shitless of monster girls.

Chupacabra: Perfecto! It's a deal! I'll be by later to check your amigo out. Adios homeboys!

Before she hops in the Asea parked nearby and deives off, she throws a business card at you. For a scavenger, she's pretty well organized. On the business card it has her phone number, and name.

What is the chupacabra's name?

>>145331

Our third crew member will be Big Alp when we find her since someone rolled a crit on it. Of course, we could always get a kitsune in the future if someone rolls for it.


fcb2ae No.145370

>>145369

Forgot my name again!


62c034 No.145375

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d20)

>>145369

Letitia De los Rios


aec807 No.145376

>>145369

Consuela

No dice tho


62c034 No.145378

Dice rollRolled 16 (1d20)

>>145376

Got you covered fam


aec807 No.145382

>>145378

Thanks


0aa410 No.145388

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d20)

>>145369

El Puta


fcb2ae No.145401

>>145376

>>145378

The card read "Consuela" on it. Of course it did.

Jing Sho: I'll be by your place later for the plan. Call me if you ever need me.

Jing takes your phone and puts her number in it.

Jing Sho: Oh, and one more thing: Thank you for this. I haven't felt this alive in ages.

With that, she calls a taxi and leaves.

>Mission Passed! Of Monsters and Men

>Jing Sho has been added to your contacts.

>Consuela has been added to your contacts.

>Your driving skill has increased!

>Driving: 7/100

Anon: What the hell did I get myself into?

Where to now?


62c034 No.145406

File: 1455899977146.jpg (288.43 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, HumaneLabsRaid04.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 16 (1d20)

>>145401

We should go and scout out the city for any stores or warehouses we could potentionally rob.


54680b No.145414

Dice rollRolled 12 (1d20)

>>145401

We try to find big alp


268af1 No.145419

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d20)

>>145401

Seconding

>>145414


963849 No.145532

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d20)

>>145406

this before trying to find big alp and robbing some places with the three monsterfaggots.


0cd755 No.145560

>>145369

Fuck, I forgot about Big Alp.


62c034 No.145586

>>145532

>>145560

Make sure to sage your posts.


0cd755 No.145600

>>145586

Shit, I didn't even notice


fcb2ae No.145663

File: 1455931000671.jpeg (54.7 KB, 640x360, 16:9, image.jpeg)

>>145406

Now that you have a crew, now we need a place to rob.

Suddenly, you get a call from your friend Vinny. You answer the phone.

Anon: Vinny! You fixed up already?

Cinny: Yeah, I finally managed to get those monster bitches off my back. You got a crew yet?

Anon: You could say that. What do you got for me?

Vinny: I found a good place to hit with your crew. The Fleeca over on La Puerta has some good shit for grabs. It's not much and you'll probably only make about $150,000 off of it not counting your crew's cut, but it's a start and can help us slowly grow.

Anon: A Fleeca? Those credit banks are childs play! Why not a diamond store or something bigger?

Vinny: We just started rebuilding Anon. We're not gonna get rich quick till the time comes.

Anon: Fucking hell. Alright. I'll meet you by the bank when I'm ready.

You hang up.

>New mission available: Visit Vinny in La Puerta when you're ready.

While driving you see a 24/7 convenience store.

What would you like to do?

>>145414

Big Alp is coming. I got a juicy mission planned for it.


780e1e No.145670

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d20)

>>145663

Rob that motherfucker. There's always a safe in the back that's impossible to open but this nat20 I just rolled will let us crack it


780e1e No.145671

>>145670

Or not :(


963849 No.145673

Dice rollRolled 19 (1d20)

>>145663

From my experience with CYOAs vodka helps, so buy vodka then rob the place.


963849 No.145675

File: 1455932550148.jpg (49.61 KB, 400x474, 200:237, off by one.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 14 (1d20)

>>145673

Fucking hell.

forgot to sage again, sorry


62c034 No.145697

Dice rollRolled 10 (1d20)

>>145670

We should also use our fists and punch the cashier so hard that I knock him out in one blow.


fcb2ae No.145918

File: 1455987930106-0.jpeg (73.42 KB, 640x360, 16:9, image.jpeg)

File: 1455987930107-1.jpeg (139.98 KB, 339x600, 113:200, image.jpeg)

>>145673

For the long night you feel like you're gonna have, maybe getting some booze and a quick cash grab would do some good for you. You enter the 24/7 looking ready to pick a fight. Inside, you see the clerk. An Anubis of all things is manning the register. She looks at you as if she doesn't want to be there.

Anubis: Welcome to 24/7, where we only get robbed once every seven hours. How many I help you?

You order some vodka, perfect for blotting out the memory of your apartment getting trashed. You pay the clerk $30 for the alcohol.

>Money: $2970

Anubis: Will that be all for today sir?

Feeling ready to take on the world, you prepare to show this bitch whose boss.

>Robbing: In this CYOA, you can rob any small store through intimidation. Intimidation works by threatening the clerk's life with a weapon, shouting threatening, or somewhat offensive slirs, and by rolling a high number. The higher the number and more creative of everyone's post, the faster the robbery will go. Robbing a store will put you at 2 Stars. Alternatively, a critical suscess will not trigger the cops, and will add you some lulzy bonuses. A critical failure and…well you'll find you. Alternatively, you can kill the clerk and grab the cash feom the register, but that will result in a 3 Star rating. You can also abort the robbery if you wish. The choice is yours.


fcb2ae No.145921

>>145918

I meant to say out. Fuck it's hard to proofread when the mobile interface sucks.


780e1e No.145926

Dice rollRolled 20 (1d20)

>>145918

Distract the Anubis by shouting "Look, LEGOS!" and then use our man-and-a-half strength to take the entire cash register out of the store.


62c034 No.145927

File: 1455989678662.jpg (201.72 KB, 915x1000, 183:200, 1433379455725-4.jpg)

>>145926

>Nat 20

Nice.


997da4 No.145929

>>145926

Good plan, anon


b7beb4 No.145934

>>145926

>>145926

I can already tell this CYOA is going a masterpiece.


fcb2ae No.145938

File: 1455994833857.jpeg (41.61 KB, 560x560, 1:1, image.jpeg)

>>145926

Ah sheet son

Pondering for a moment, you think to yourself "This bitch has dealt with the conventional robber before. Time to thing outside the box." You think of ways to nab that register, and then with the first thought in mind, you have possibly the greatest, or most stupidest idea ever thought of.

Anon: Look! LEGOS!

Anubis: What the hell are you talking about?

Anon: It's the limited edition Republican Space Rangers set!

Her fluffy tail puffs up.

Anubis: Oh shit! Seriously?! I've been looking for that set in ages!

She runs to the window to get a good look. As the gullible clerk looks around, you use your expert arm strength to grab the register. Problem is, the register is still plugged to the counter. Cursing to yourself, the anubis just continues to be gullible.

Anubis: I don't see it.

Anon: Oh it's there. *Fucking hell pull out already you piece of shit!* Probably over on the right.

Anubis: Oh I think I see it! Oh wait, that's just a Sprunk truck.

Anon: Did you check the back room? *For the love of fuck! Fucking piece of shit I hate you!*

Anubis: Oh good idea! I'll go check!

She runs into the backroom, completely missing you struggling with the register. How the hell is this working?

Anon: *I swear to fuck I'm going to murder your whole family and all the losers on your Lifeinvader page if you don't fucking unplug you piece of shit!* Yeah it should be by the safe!

Anubis: Oh I think I see it! Oh wait, that's just some mouse droppings.

Finally, the register comes unplugged. You run out of the store with it, throwing it in the back of the SUV. You then hop in, and drive off from the store.

As you drive off, you get a call on your iFruit. It's Lamar.

Lamar: Hey homie what's cracking?

Anon: How the hell did you get my phone number?

Lamar: Consuela gave it to me.

Of course she did.

Anon: What do you want I'm in the middle of something.

Lamar: Can't two niggas chat once in a while? Anyway, sorry for having to throw you out so soon, but I had a client coming to buy the ride you boosted and they really hate monster girls. You understand right homie?

Anon: I fucking guess.

Lamar: Anyway, if you need a ride, call me and for the right paper I'll hook you up. I also got some jobs for you if you want some extra cash.

Anon: I'll keep that in mind.

Lamar: Aight. Catch you later nigga.

>Two missions available: Vinny @ La Puerta; Lamar @ Benny's Original Motor Works

Man, what to do after a successful grab like that?

>*Meanwhile*

Anubis: Hey, I found the Lego set! It was in the back with all the…oh son of a bitch.


62c034 No.145940

Dice rollRolled 19 (1d20)

>>145938

What do you think? Check how much money is inside.


963849 No.145943

Dice rollRolled 7 (1d20)

>>145940

This, but park in an alley beforehand.


997da4 No.145947

>>145938

To be honest I am happy she did eventually find her legos.


780e1e No.145951

>>145947

A crit gives joy to all

>>145938

Loot the register, then go see Vinny


780e1e No.145952

Dice rollRolled 12 (1d20)

>>145951

forgot to roll


fcb2ae No.145957

>>145940

>>145943

In your haste to get away, you forgot to check how much money you looted. Parking in an alleyway, you use your patriotic fists to bust open the register. Inside is an impressive haul for a convenience store, about $10,000.

>Cash: $11,486

Now would be a good time to do a mission. Or is it?


963849 No.145958

Dice rollRolled 11 (1d20)

>>145957

Why the fuck not? Let's rob a bank with the monsterfaggots and Vinnie.


62c034 No.145960

Dice rollRolled 19 (1d20)

>>145957

Holy fuck. Ten thousand? Nice.

Seconding >>145958 , lets go see Vinny for that heist.


5cf02d No.145992

>>145957

Maybe we should use our new-found riches to issue some better hardware to our crew.


fcb2ae No.146062

>>145992

So are you gonna roll or?


780e1e No.146073

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d20)

>>146062

If he won't roll I'll roll for him, we need some shotgun in our life. Body armor might also be a good idea, or brass knuckles for when we COOK WITH GAS


5c763c No.146088

File: 1456018364903.gif (1.52 MB, 635x457, 635:457, doomguy staring.gif)

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d20)

>>146062

>>146073

Body armor, double barrel shotgun and a chainsaw

We still doomguy rite?


963849 No.146162

File: 1456028116179.png (Spoiler Image, 208.04 KB, 1072x558, 536:279, Punch.png)

>>146088

We are STRONK BERSERK doomguy. We punch and we punch more.


6a16eb No.146247

File: 1456035571293.jpg (59.51 KB, 720x720, 1:1, FB_IMG_1454896931256.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 9 (1d20)

How about we buy knuckle bracers AND a tiger mask?


fcb2ae No.146279

File: 1456041256251.jpg (86.25 KB, 960x536, 120:67, B9Xig71_AEGmy7K0i_mJ0Q_0_0.jpg)

>>145960

>Mission Start: "Taking it All Into Account"

Robbing dumbass monster girls in convenience stores is fun and all, but you used to hit bigger targets then that. You make the drive to La Puerta and find Vinny at a store near the Fleeca. He gets in your car.

Vinny: About time you showed up.

Anon: Fuck you, I show up on my own time.

Vinny: Just try to keep a schedule. You just got back. I don't want your welcome back party to be a funeral.

Anon: Trust me. The only funeral will be for any SOB dumb enough to test me and my fists of the American Dream.

Vinny: You always were the patriot.

Anon: So what are we talking on terms of security?

Vinny: I don't know. That's why we're here.

Anon: Seriously? We're doing recon? I never do recon.

Vinny: Maybe that's why the last job in Liberty City went to shit.

You punch Vinny in the face.

Vinny: Ow! What the fuck?!

Anon: Don't…ever…mention…the Liberty Job…Got it?

Vinny: Got it.

Anon: Now as I was SAYING, I never do recon. That was all…Donny's…job…

You remember what Vinny told you last morning. Donny was killed by an elf.

Vinny: Jobs like these take time. You'd never know for someone was always planning the heist for you behind the scenes. At the moment we don't have that luxury, so until we can rebuild the family, we're doing our own recon.

Anon: Fucking monster girls have to ruin everything…

Vinny: Relax. This won't take long. Just go inside, scope out the building, security, and anything else. Use this to keep in contact.

Vinny hands you a bluetooth headset for your iFruit.

Anon: Can't you do it?

Vinny: I would but…there's a monster girl inside…

Anon: Oh for fucks sake, not every monster girl is gonna rape you.

Vinny: That's what they want you to think! Then next thing you know, they're going for the dick!

Anon: Just watch the fucking car.

You get out and walk into the Fleeca. You hear Vinny over the bluetooth.

Vinny: Can you hear me?

Anon: Sadly yes.

Vinny: Good, what do you see?

You look around. The crowd is light, just one monster girl and it's a monoeye, so everything is calm.

Anon: There's a light crowd. Staff is light too.

Vinny: How's security?

Anon: Just one guard and he has the impression of hating his job. The female teller has the same look.

Vinny: Good. A staff that doesn't give a crap means slower police respond time. What else?

Anon: Just three cameras. Should be easy.

Vinny: Got an eye on the safe?

Anon: Yeah it's in the back. It's locked by a keypad.

Vinny: Damn. We'll have to figure that out later. Alright, we're done here. Let's get back to your place to make the plans.

You exit the Fleeca bank and enter the SUV. Starting it, you make a course back to your place.

Anon: So what exactly is so special about this bank?

Vinny: I heard a few of the safety deposit boxes have some gold in them. Not many karats, but still enough to be worth a middle class's annual salary. There's also some unmarked bills that we can grab, but not many as most of the money is laced with dye packs. If we tried to steal those, we'd be covered in paint all the way to a cell with a man named Bubba.

Anon: So what boxes are we hitting? I'll tell you when I go over the plan with your crew. Man it's so nice to be working with actual humans again instead of monster bitches.

Oh he's in for a huge disappointment later.

Vinny: Say, you never told me yet, why are you back in San Andreas?

Anon: That's none of your fucking business.

Vinny: What did happen in that Liberty City job you did? I mean you always had the occasional good heist gone bad with the old family, but something big must've happened for you to leave that all behind.

Anon: You want the next punch to go for your eyes?

Vinny: Fine I'll shut up. I'm telling you though, something big happened and sooner or later it's gonna catch up to you.

Anon: Like hell it will.

You pull out your iFruit and make a call to Jing Sho.

Jing Sho: Jing here.

Anon: Jing, it's Anon. Meet me at my place. We're gonna go over the plan.

Jing Sho: Should I call Consuela too?

Anon: The fuck do you think? You have a better choice of words with that maniac.

Jing Sho: Sigh…alright, I'll see you there.

You hang up, continuing the drive to Majestic Tower.

>To be continued next post. Going to bed. Goodnight /monster/


fcb2ae No.146281

>>146279

>Slight mistake on one of the later lines:

Anon: So what boxes are we hitting?

Vinny: I'll tell you when I go over the plan with your crew. Man it's so nice to be working with actual humans again instead of monster bitches.

Oh he's in for a huge disappointment later.


fcb2ae No.146493

File: 1456079552629-0.jpeg (60.77 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, image.jpeg)

File: 1456079552629-1.jpeg (99.39 KB, 644x362, 322:181, image.jpeg)

>>146279

You drive into the parking garage, taking your new SUV into the personal garage.

>This is your personal garage. From here, you can store up to ten vehicles, and three bicycles. Your personal mechanic will repair any vehicles you store here periodically.

After parking the car, you and Vinny head up to the apartment. The den room was converted into a heist planning room years ago back when the mob you were in was hot shit. Now it's been collecting dust thanks to that failed three year trip to Liberty City.

As Vinny starts setting up the whiteboard for the briefing, your doorbells rings. Answering it, it's Consuela and Jing Sho.

Jing Sho: Ni hao!

Consuela: Hola esé! Let's get this show on the road!

Vinny hears the girls outside.

Vinny: Oh they're finally here? You didn't tell memyou hired girls. I guess that'll get the PC crowd off our back.

Oh he has no idea. Consuela runs into the heist room.

Consuela: Oh who's this? Is this the boyfriend you promised me?

Vinny turns and sees the chupacabra, much to his shock!

Vinny: WHAT THE FUCK?! You hired monster bitches?!

Consuela: Hey, I'm a whore, not a bitch! Huge difference.

Vinny: Seriously man! You know I have bad experiences with monster bitches!

Anon: Calm your fucking tits. These two won't rape you. Well, the jiangshi won't, can't speak on Consuela's behalf.

The chupacabra inspects Vinny.

Consuela: Hmm, tall and skinny, has a baby face, possibly a limp dick, I'LL TAKE IT!

Vinny: What?! You used me as payment?!

Anon: The bitch didn't want money! Besides, that means bigger cuts for us.

Vinny: I better get a bigger cut for this shit.

Anon: Noted.

Consuela: Don't worry, after the first three times you'll grow to love it boyfriend.

Vinny: *gulp*

Anon: So how about we get this shit going?

>Briefing

Vinny: Sigh…yeah, the job. Alright, the target is the Fleeca bank over on La Puerta. An insider informed me thst there's three safety deposit boxes filled with enough gold to be worth abour $150,000. It's not much, but it's enough to make a Jew cum his trousers. There's also unmarked bills that aren't rigged with dye packs, so if you find any try to grab them.

Vinny: We're gonna need three people for this job. Two hitting the safe with drills, and a driver working crowd control. The drillers will have to find a way to open the safe as it's locked behind a keypad. Most likely the bank's manager will have the code, but you'll have to convince him to give you the code. But since the crew you found Anon are monster girls, that shouldn't be a problem. Once in the safe, you'll need to hit the boxes that I've marked on your phones. You'll need to drill them open. Once the first box has been opened, the automatic alarm will trigger, so you'll have a few minutes before the cops show up.

Anon: So how the hell do we plan on getting out?

Vinny: I got a car parked behind the bank in the back alley. Once the job is done, run through the fire exit and into the car. Depending on how good your driver is will depend on how fast you get out. Once you clear the bank, start driving towards the boardwalk on Vespucci Beach. You're going to drive off the boardwalk and into the water. Once you're underwater and the cops think you're dead, just swim back and meet me back at the apartment. In the cars are rebreathers foe all three of you with enough air for ten minutes. Should be enough for you all to make it out. Just be careful in the bay as sharks tend to swim around there.

Vinny: Okay! There's two ways we can do this job. We can strike at night where it's less crowded, or we can strike at day, where there's a bigger crowd. The smaller crowd means less crowd control that needs to be done, but a bigger crowd means more hostages you can use for when the everything goes to shit. So, what's the plan Anon?

>Heist Prep

>In this CYOA, you can plan heists by taking certain paths and selecting the crew member's job. Every crew member has a skill level in that specific job, as well as how much cut they'll take. As a crew member does more heists, their skill will increase, but their cut will stay the same. As you find more crew members, you'll have more options and be able to set their cut.

>Fleeca Heist

>Time of Job

-Day

-Night

>Roles

-Driver:

Crowd Control

Camera destruction

Getaway driver

-Driller #1:

Interrogation

Looting the safe

-Driller #2:

Interrogation

Looting the safe

>Crew Members

Anon (You)

Driver: 10/100

Driller: 40/100

Cut: 50%

Consuela

Driver: 60/100

Driller: 30/100

Cut: 0%

Jing Sho

Driver: 20/100

Driller: 40/100

Cut: 30%

>Misc

Vinny: 20% Cut


62c034 No.146555

Dice rollRolled 18 (1d20)

>>146493

Obviously Consuela will be the driver, and me and Jing Sho will be the drillers. We should try and do this at night, because more crowd control could be a problem if the police happen to arrive early.


780e1e No.146704

Dice rollRolled 8 (1d20)

>>146555

I agree with trips, let's not risk turning this into Dog Day Afternoon.


64ece1 No.146849

Dice rollRolled 14 (1d20)

WE NEED THE THERMAL DRILL. GO GET IT


997da4 No.147380

File: 1456174948483.png (679.18 KB, 850x600, 17:12, pay 2 49.png)

>>146849


780e1e No.147445

File: 1456181695977.png (4.24 MB, 856x4472, 107:559, You promised those kids Da….png)

>>147380

It still hurts


2b01a2 No.152674

Is thread kill?


6dffc6 No.152675

File: 1456939197600.jpg (113.81 KB, 1107x768, 369:256, shut up birdie.jpg)

>>152674

Is it always the same guy that keeps bumping dead CYOAs?

Cause it sure feels like it.


3dc7c7 No.153128

>>152674

Thread isn't kill. I'm just busy IRL. I'll probably archive this and start a new thread when I become free.



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