/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

What are Mero, Miia and Papi looking down at?

>>148387

Dahling.

Rolled 5, 6, 1, 6, 2, 2, 4, 5, 3, 4, 1, 2, 4, 4, 5, 2, 6, 4, 6, 1, 2, 5, 3, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 5, 4, 4, 3, 4 = 110 (33d6)

>>148406

Agility: 3

Charisma: 1

Constitution: 2

Dexterity: 4

Perception: 6

Strength: 2

Willpower: 2

Wisdom: 4

Intelligence: 6

Endurance: 5

Luck: 2

So… she has decent agility thanks to her fairy wings but her body itself is more on the soft side (boing boing~), which matches her mediocre physical strength.

Her fingers however are pretty good at handling things like my dick. Her endurance hints pretty long sex sessions.

Her eyesight is not only flawless, but much above average for her race. Can spot the smallest details at certain distance.

She is pretty wise and has god-like knowledge, however this parallels her horrible social skills. On par with Tomoko in the latter. Due to this, she is prone to be BULLIED. Just her luck. :^)

Now, rollin' for appearance. Anything but muscle.

>>148557

>night came and I went to my room

>I made sure to play with my dick enough so pre-cum would leak, but wouldn't go as far as ejaculate

>the purpose of it all was so my gland's odour would make that slut's head explode upon first breathing

>pretended to sleep when I heard the door to the communicating room - her room - open

>I could her soft wings flap toward me

>and her panting heavily

>after assuring that I was well asleep (hahaha) she started unbuttoning my PJ top

>and then she buried her face in my armpit, her sniffs tickling my hair

>she inhaled every parcel of my upper body as she began feeling herself as well

>and then she lowered to my crotch

>for a second she paused, but soon enough she slipped me out of my PJ pants and gasped as a cocktail of hormones burst through the room

>and suddenly she plunged right toward my cock, rubbing her raw pussy wildly on my leg

>the flow of juices on my leg and her heavy breath upon my gland, which she toyed with and madly sniffed as if this was the greatest perfume in the world made me harder than diamond

>like a mere she-monk witnessing the descent of her God upon the Earth she gasped once more

>heavily breathed on my gland

>then swallowed my rod whole and-

>oh

>o-oh…!

>oh dear, I did not expect her fellatio to be so… s-so…!

>I wanted to shriek in pleasure from the sensation of her divine tongue coiling around my cock and grab a hold of her head but I had to contain myself

>I shall reveal my ploy soon, but not yet

>the almighty blowjob didn't went on long as I quickly released my seed inside her throat

>so much that she couldn't gulp it all down

>she gagged and coughed as some came out of her nose

>and then, when she caught her breath, I heard it all:

>the sound of her intoxicating herself in the smell of my semen

>the sound of her hand smearing it all across her nose and face

>and then I realized: my dick didn't calm down at all

>I expected this little smell fetishist to get a mouthfull again, but then I heard her say these words:

>"Haaa… ha… Oh no…~"

>I could feel her tiny nimble hands climbing my torso

>and I immediately knew what was going to happen

>for her breathing became even more unsteady

>and something fleshy and gushing wet poked the tip of my gland

>slowly but surely she lowered herself on me

>NOW

>I harshly grabbed her little body by the waist and forced her inside in one go

>she arched her back in pain, completely destabilized

>yeah take that you little slut

>soon enough she realized what was happening, unable to rub that pathetic ahegao off her face

>didn't even let her time to think as I pushed her down and turned her on her belly, my rod still inside the whole time

>her massive buttocks were the greatest cushions in the whole wide universe

>like a beast of insatiable lust I wrecked the shit outta that booty

>thrust like a hellhound pumping a bullybait and slapped the hell of this fat trunk

>unable to suppress her lovely moans she could barely beg me to stop, her eyes tearing up

>the tears only made me hornier

>even more so the sensation of her huge fairy wings flapping rapidly

>it was like intense but gentle caresses against my face

>caresses filled with fairy dust, the one that make you feel light-headed

>the attack went on and on until she suddenly got tighter, clenched the sheet and arched her back as she shouted at the top of her lungs

>that bitch sure could climax hard

>I stopped moving and I begun to pull it out

>suddenly her hand reached my arm, firmly gripping it

>"W-WAIT!"

>at the end of her breath still, she desperately looked at me with begging eyes

>then she started to blush furiously, just realizing what she had done

>"oh? so you want more of this?"

>"t-that's not- AAAAH!~"

>round 2, SUV-in-the-pants

>try not to pass out before the 12th one

And I think I'm done.

rollan

>>148698

sauce on pic??

>>148698

>>148703

I have to ask the same question, even though this looks like an impure human female.

Rolled 3, 6, 3, 1, 1, 6, 3, 2, 2, 6, 3 = 36 (11d6)

>>148698

>harpy

Singing my language, wizard! Rolling stats

>>148703

>>148704

Sorry, I don't have it. Wish I did.

Rolled 3, 6, 2, 6, 1, 2, 5, 5, 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1, 2, 5, 5, 1, 2, 3, 5, 5, 6, 2, 1, 2, 5, 3, 1, 3, 5, 3, 2 = 103 (33d6)

>agility 3

>charisma 6

Full charisma siren. I think I'm fighting above my weight.

>constitution 3

>dexterity 1

>perception 1

..okay, maybe I'm safe. for now…

>strength 6

…on the other hand…

>willpower 3

>wisdom 2

>intelligence 2

>endurance 6

…Welp. it's been nice knowing you guys.

>luck 3

On to physical.

Rolled 110 (1d181)

>>148725

>age 3

>aphro. vuln 6

>bust size 2

>butt size 6

>curviness 1

>eyebrows 2

>fertility 5

>flexibility 5

>fluffiness 1

>hair color 3 (blonde)

>hair length 2

>height 2

>hips 3

>lip fullness 1

>looks 2

>magic resistance 5

>muscles 5

>pheromone vuln 1

>power 2

>sensitivity 3

>smell 5

>speed 5

>squishiness 6

>stamina 2

>strength 1, err no 6.

This was in the last group. You're trying to fool me, wizard.

>thighs 2

>toughness 5

>tongue length 3

> waist 1

>weight 3

I'm not really an ass man, but 1 waist and 6 ass would drive anyone crazy. Wizard, I think you're trying to kill me…

This chart needs to be updated though. There's a few odd things about it. Like numbers being wrong and duplicates/overlap.

>oldest is 18 years old

It's shit

nvm i ain't ready for writing shit.

Rolled 149 (1d181)

>>148818

ok let's do this.

Rolled 4, 4, 6, 5, 6, 6, 3, 6, 2, 6, 5 = 53 (11d6)

>>148925

>Shoggoth

…I'll take it.

Rolled 4, 2, 1, 1, 6, 4, 1, 6, 3, 3, 5, 6, 5, 4, 6, 2, 5, 4, 4, 4, 6, 4, 4, 5, 2, 5, 3 = 105 (27d6)

>>148927

[4]Agi

[4]Cha

[6]Con

[5]Dex

[6]Per

[6]Str

[3]Will

[6]Wis

[2]Int

[6]End

[5]Luck

Holy fuck thease stats. she's not your weak-ass everyday maid.

Rolled 1, 1, 6, 3, 1, 3, 5, 3, 1, 4, 1, 4, 4, 3, 1, 1, 5, 1, 3, 5, 1, 5, 6, 5, 4, 1, 6, 6, 5, 3, 5, 6, 4, 5, 2, 5, 1, 6, 1, 2, 4, 2, 5, 2, 5, 6 = 159 (46d6)

>>148931

[4]age

[2]aphrodisiac vonarbility

[1]bust

[1]butt

[6]curviness

[4]eyebrows

[1]fetility

[6]flxebility

[3]fluffyness

[3]"hair" color (blond)

[5]hair length

[6]hight

[5]hips

[4]lips

[6]looks

[2]magic resistens

[5]muscles

[4]pheramone vonrability

[4]power

[4]sensetivety

[6]smell

[4]speed

[4]squishiness

[5]thigh thickness

[2]tung lengeth

[5]waist

[3]weight

Ok, she is supper hot,but dosen't have boobs nor butt… well she's a Shoggoth so she can just morf herself to get some. she is also infertile as fuck… how that works with slimes I don't know. she is (unsuprisengly) extermly flexible. she is also really tall.

>>148935

[1]Affection

[1]Appetite for sexual energy

[6]Assertiveness

[3]Bitchyness

[1]Clingyness

[3]Corruption

[5]Craziness

[3]Demeanor

[1]Desire for money

[4]Desire to turn me into her sex toy

[1]Disposition

[4]Dominance

[4]Eloquence

[3]Fellowship

[1]Fortitude

[1]Frugal

[5]Grace

[1]Insomnia level

[3]Interest in nerd shit

[5]Kindness

[1]Lewdness

[5]Libido

[6]Love

[5]Loyalty

[4]Lust

[1]Maternal Instinct

[6]Nerdiness

[6]Orthodoxy

[5]/pol/-ness

[3]Protectiveness

[5]Romanticness

[6]Sex Drive

[4]Sexual Dominance

[5]Sexual programming

[2]Smile Protection potential

[5]Smugness

[1]Snarkiness

[6]Smugness

[1]Stubbornness

[2]Style

[4]Submissive

[2]Temper

[5]Work Ethic

all in all, nothing completly out of the ordenary. She is lewd, loving, loyal, and a great srevant of the the fallen god.

I'll do the rest in a while

>>148376

A question good OP!

How much should one roll? Or can one go bug-fuck nuts?

>>148961

I am this guy, and well I figured, fuck it, let's roll!

And so did unto this one did the Waifu Dice Gods bestow:

[120] Mothman

And all was well.

'But' Did this one cry out, 'She's…a little cookie cutter ain't she?"

And with much sighing and shaking of heads did the gods work their craft:

[1] Agi

[2] Cha

[4] Con

[6] Dex

[1] Per

[2] Str

[3] Wlp

[4] Wis

[2] Int

[4] End

[2] Lck

And thus was the gift forever and completely changed, this one gazed at her and with a rather concerned tone did he speak, 'Hmm, not agile at all…might need to invest in padding or glasses considering. Not a people person either or all that lucky and she does need to hit the gym and books a little more…but I can deal. And…HOLY SHIT DAT FINESSE!'

[SPOILER]Had a pic. 8c said no, now I'm sad.[/spoiler]

>>148973

'L.A.N.G.U.A.G.E.' Did the gods chide this most sheepish one, and with another offering (and promise to mind his words) did they reveal to him the first layer of their work:

[4] Age

[4] Aph. Vul.

[5] Bust

[6] Butt

[5] Curviness

[2] Eyebrows

[1] Fertility

[3] Flexibility

[4] Fluffiness

[3] H. Colour

[5] H. Length

[5] Height

[5] Hips

[5] Lip Full.

[6] Looks

[6] Mag. Res.

[2] Muscles

[1] Phe. Vul.

[6] Power

[6] Sensitivity

[4] Smell

[4] Speed

[3] Squish.

[4] T. Thickness

[6] Ton. Length

[5] Waist

[2] Weight

Looking upon the still youthful blonde gift who now wore the first hints of maturity gracefully, this one had only this to say.

'Unf.'

And did the gods agree as they (with some reluctance truth be told) revealed the next layer of their design:

[5] Aesthetics

[4] Affection

[1] App. for sexual energy

[2] Assert.

[2] Bitc.

[6] Cling.

[4] Clum.

[5] Corr.

[1] Craz.

[3] Demeanour

[4] Desire for money

[1] Desire to turn me…

[1] Dispo.

[1] Dom.

[4] Elo.

[3] Fellow.

[5] Fit.

[5] Fort.

[4] Frugal

[2] Grace

[4] Insom. Lvl

[1] Interest in…

[3] Kind.

[6] Lewd.

[1] Libido

[6] Love

[4] Loyal.

[1] Loyalty to…

[2] Lust

[4] Mat. Instinct

[4] Nerd.

[5] Orth.

[2] /pol/.

[3] Pro.

[3] Rom.

[2] S. Drive

[3] S. Dom.

[5] S. Prog.

[4] S.P.P.

[2] Smug.

[3] Snark.

[6] Stub.

[5] Sty.

[1] Sub. / Dom.

[3] Temper

[6] W. Eth.

>>148974

'…what'

The words uttered by this foolish one who had cast aside the known for the rather close unknown were mocked by the gods.

'Cookie cutter you said, more variety you said. Well tough! You will take you clingy, lewd, loving, stubborn, workaholic, Christmas Cake Mothman. And will enjoy her!'

Such was their curse did the world shudder for but a moment, and without pause or mercy, did the gods continue revealing their mad design:

[5] Art.

[2] BJ

[6] Clean.

[1] Comp.

[6] Cuddle.

[5] Cul. Apt.

[6] Elem. Pwr

[2] Fly.

[6] FJ

[6] HJ

[1] House.

[3] Mag.

[3] Mag. Aff.

[4] Mart. Pro.

[1] Mus.

[6] Tech Aff.

[5] TJ

[3] Vidya

[2] Wpn

[5] Wife

And such a design it was as this one was struck dumb by the gift's warmth…or was it her dexterous grasp within his pants after a clumsy attempt or two? The relieved (and somewhat embarrassed) smile on her face gave unto this one idle thoughts of families and procreation.

Seeing their work done, did the gods impart one last gift:

[4] Wealth

'Enjoy bro. And remember to do your taxes!'

>>148975

>"And that was how I met your mother my boy!"

>Be me

>Be only son of a Mothman and Human couple

>I just asked him about family planning dammit!

>The wife, Dhampir, and I have been trying to have children…but nothing's worked, and if she does, she miscarries…

>It…it's been rough. On her especially.

>Hmm? Why did pops side-hug me?

>"It was rough for us too you know?"

>Wha-?

>"You're our only son for a reason…"

>My eyes widen as it hit me, there were other Mothman families, but they were huge.

>…did mom and dad?

>From that knowing look full of heartache he has, I could guess, but I didn't like the answer staring at me.

>"Listen, the wife's chatting with your little sucker-"

>HEY! That's my nickname for her!

>"-she'll help her out as someone who's been there."

>Come to think about it, the kitchen had been pretty quiet for a bit.

>"I'll give you the list of fertility clinics and doctors we have, been keeping up with the who's who in fertility after all."

>…yeah, that's right, the 'rents were pretty respected in the neighbourhood, especially by couples with those problems.

>"We'll get this sorted son," he smiles one of those warm smiles I suddenly realized I always loved. "No matter how long it takes, your mother and I will be right here for you."

>….

>….

>This old man's the greatest.

Rolled 6, 4, 5, 4, 2, 1, 3, 1, 6, 2, 3, 3, 4, 6, 3, 3, 4, 1, 6, 1 = 68 (20d6)

>>148938

aaaand I'm back… that took a while.

Rolled 3, 5, 6 = 14 (3d6)

>>148990

[6]artistic prowess

[4]blowjob

[5]cleaning

[4]computer

[2]cuddle

[1]culinary aptitude

[3]elemental power

[1]footjob

[6]handjob

[3]housework

[3]magic

[2]magical affinity

[4]martial prowess

[6]musical skill

[3]tech affinity

[3]titjob

[4]vidya

[1]weapon

[6]wife skill

ok, so she's great at cleaning and house work, as expected of a Shoggoth.

her handjobs are god like, but her foot jobs suck does she even have feet?.

she can play wonderfull music, wich is nice. and she can do art like no other.

time for other rolls

>>148997

[3]wealth

[5]dominion

[6]how easy it is to ceal up the slime.

We're not rich, but we are never in need.

She has a well sized dominion, nothing to scoff at.

And to clean up her slime… well you just have to say the word and it's allready gone.

Ok, I'm writing now, but I do it slowly so, it will take some time.

Rolled 113 (1d181)

Let's see…

See if I can do this on phone…

>>149029

>Matango.

Oh… good luck anon.

Rolled 4, 2, 3, 4, 2, 3, 3, 4, 5, 4, 4, 2, 6, 5, 6, 6, 4, 4, 6, 4, 4, 2, 5, 3, 6, 4, 3, 5, 3, 3, 4, 1, 5 = 129 (33d6)

>>149029

[5]Agi

[2]Cha

[6]Con

[4]Dex

[5]Per

[3]Str

[5]Will

[1]Wis

[6]Int

[6]End

[5]Luck

I think this Matango somehow has legs. Or is very stretchy.

Herr we go…

Rolled 2, 1, 5, 5, 1, 5, 6, 1, 2, 6, 3, 1, 1, 6, 1, 5, 6, 6, 1, 6, 1, 6, 1, 2, 4, 5, 3, 2, 6, 2, 6, 1, 2, 5, 6, 3, 4, 6, 3, 5, 6, 6, 5, 6, 5, 6 = 177 (46d6)

[4] Age

[2] Aph. Vul.

[3] Bust

[4] Butt

[2] Curviness

[3] Eyebrows

[3] Fertility

[4] Flexibility

[5] Fluffiness

[4] H. Colour

[4] H. Length

[2] Height

[6] Hips

[5] Lip Full.

[6] Looks

[6] Mag. Res.

[4] Muscles

[4] Phe. Vul.

[6] Power

[4] Sensitivity

[4] Smell

[2] Speed

[5] Squish.

[3]stamina

[6]Strength

[4] T. Thickness

[4] Ton. Length

[1] Waist

[5] Weight

There arent that many…god whatdo i even do with this. Iswitched devices btw

Rolled 4, 4, 6, 5, 6, 1, 3, 2, 5, 2, 3, 1, 2, 5, 3, 5, 5, 5, 4, 5 = 76 (20d6)

>>149040

[2] Aesthetics

[1] Affection

[5] App. for sexual energy

[5] Assert.

[5] Bitc.

[1] Cling.

[5] Clum.

[6] Corr.

[1] Craz.

[2] Demeanour

[6] Desire for money

[3] Desire to turn me…

[1] Dispo.

[1] Dom.

[6] Elo.

[1] Fellow.

[5] Fit.

[6] Fort.

[6] Frugal

[1] Grace

[6] Insom. Lvl

[1] Interest in…

[6] Kind.

[1] Lewd.

[2] Libido

[4] Love

[5] Loyal.

[3] Loyalty to…

[2] Lust

[6] Mat. Instinct

[1] Nerd.

[2] Orth.

[5] /pol/.

[6] Pro.

[3] Rom.

[4] S. Drive

[6] S. Dom.

[3] S. Prog.

[5] S.P.P.

[5] Smug.

[6] Snark.

[6] Stub.

[5] Sty.

[6] Sub. / Dom.

[5] Temper

[6] W. Eth.

God, anything but a matango and I could concot a wonderful story here. As it is… well, I think I have an idea…

>>1490506

[4]artistic prowess

[4]blowjob

[5]cleaning

[6]computer

[5]cuddle

[6]culinary aptitude

[1]elemental power

[3]footjob

[2]handjob

[5]housework

[2]magic

[3]magical affinity

[1]martial prowess

[2]musical skill

[5]tech affinity

[3]titjob

[5]vidya

[4]weapon

[5]wife skill

Yeah I was afraid I'd get these stats. Well that locks in the story, now how to make it work…. i think I'll take a crack at this later then.

>>148376

Let's do this shit.

Rolled 18 (1d181)

>>149057

Wow how did I fuck that up?

Rolled 2, 5, 5, 1, 1, 3, 3, 4, 4, 6, 5 = 39 (11d6)

>>149059

Blue Oni? Okay.

Rolled 1, 2, 1, 6, 6, 3, 6, 2, 4, 4, 5, 4, 4, 3, 3, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 6, 3, 4, 1, 5, 3, 3, 6, 2, 3, 2, 2, 4, 3, 2, 4, 5, 2, 6, 2, 5, 4, 5, 3, 1, 1 = 149 (46d6)

>>149062

Stats

2 Agi

5 Cha

5 Con

1 Dex

1 Per

3 Str

3 Wil

4 Wis

4 Int

6 End

5 Luk

RIP my pelvis.

>>149062

>Blue Oni

Lucky cunt. Looking forward to your story.

Rolled 90 (1d181)

>>148818

Alright lets give this a shot

Rolled 5, 4, 5, 5, 6, 3, 6, 4, 5, 5, 2 = 50 (11d6)

>>149100

The fuck why did it lose the dice?

Rolled 4, 1, 2, 4, 3, 2, 3, 6, 5, 6, 6, 5, 6, 4, 5, 1, 1, 1, 1, 5, 2, 5, 4, 3, 2, 2 = 89 (26d6)

>>149101

[5] - Agility

[4] - Charisma

[5] - Constitution

[5] - Dexterity

[6] - Perception

[3] - Strength

[6] - Willpower

[4] - Wisdom

[5] - Intelligence

[5] - Endurance

[2] - Luck

So shes agile (that's a given), very perceptive, smart, has an iron will, dexterous, has high endurance, and really unlucky.

lets roll for appearance (minus muscle stat)

Rolled 129 (1d181)

>>148376

rolling

>>149105

[4] - Age

[1] - Aphrodisiac Vulnerability

[2] - Bust Size

[4] - Butt Size

[3] - Curviness

[2] - Eyebrows

[3] - Fertility

[6] - Flexibility

[5] - Fluffiness

[6] - Hair Color

[6] - Hair Length

[5] - Height

[6] - Hips

[4] - Lip Fullness

[5] - Looks

[1] - Magic Resistance

[1] - Pheromone Vulnerability

[1] - Power

[1] - Sensitivity

[5] - Smell

[2] - Speed

[5] - Squishiness

[4] - Thigh Thickness

[3] - Tongue Length

[2] - Waist

[2] - Weight

Well damn shes really turning out to be one hell of a fairy waifu. Shes a bit older than you'd expect from a Kesaran Pasaran and a bit tall for a fey. Tiny waist with wide hips, long black hair, Flexible and squishy which is perfect for a fairy lover, and her fluff balls can rival a kitsune's tail for fluffiness. She's surprisingly resistant to any form of aphrodisiac or pheromone and has really low sensitivity so despite her size you'll really have to work for it to get her off.

Got to leave soon, I'll be back later to roll the rest

>>148998

Ok, I'm finally done.

Ok, so let’s see how well this turns out.

>Adventure

>Who doesn't like adventure?

>I know I do.

>So what about a haunted castle, that even mamano fear, is not appealing?

>Forgotten treasure, ancient artifact and who knows what else.

>”But ghost girls aren’t that scary” I hear you say.

>Well, what if I tell you it’s not ghost?

>”But what is haunting it then?” I once again hear you through the echos of the internet.

>Well, let me tell you.

>In this castle, atop the hill that stands over the land that once belonged to the owner of the castle.

>The land, dark and mysterious. where all but the strongest mamano dreads to thread.

>There was once a cult

>And not just any cult. A mighty cult of the demons of chaos. The terrors under the sea.

>A long time ago the cult were very mighty indeed, their influence stretched far and wide.

>But we all know how these stories end.

>”Hero comes and saves the day”, well not quite in this case.

>See, they were a bit to hard to simply be defeated.

>So they were sealed away.

>And the story goes, that if you try and take something from them, they will be free and haunt you until the end of your days.

>So where do I come in?

>Long story short. I have a friend who is a lich, she wants the artifacts and powers that is hidden in that castle.

>And I was willing to get it for her.

>Simple isn’t it?

>I made my way the the land where the castle was located without a single problem

>Made my final stop in a town so close you could see it looming in the distance.

>The locals warned me about the curse and yada, yada, yada.

>Those warnings just get annoying after hearing them to often and none of them turns out to be true.

>So I started my journey there.

>Outside of the obvious magical corruption, there was nothing off note.

>Made my way inside.

>It had a creepy aura. I like it.

>The main gate slammed them self shut behind me.

>I heard a wierd sound, sort of like a if you dragged a giant slug across the floor.

>I continued, undisturbed by such a silly thing.

>Having been abandoned for centuries now, the castle was in in a really good shape.

>No rotting wood, no crack in the stone walls and no water damage at all.

>I walk around for a while. first upstairs and then ground floor.

>The entire time the standard “haunted house” stuff happens.

>Doors closing and opening, thinks moving on their own, that damn slimy noise just kept going.

>>149123

>One time a piano started to play on it’s own. It sounded surprisingly good I must admit.

>Nothing that will deter a hardened adventurer. Still a bit eerie though.

>I didn’t find a lot on the second floor and not much more and the ground floor.

>”The basement~~” a female voice called me.

>”Come and play with in the basement~~”

>”Well, there probably some good stuff in the basement” I thought to myself.

>“Okay” I answered the voice you would use to answer when someone ask you how your life is going.

>I eventually found my way to the basement.

>There was no light down here whatsoever. Pitch black would be a understatement.

>Naturally I had a torch with me and a lighter, standard adventurer stuff.

>As the torch elumenated the hall a massive creature came forth.

>It’s shadow like body retching the roof above me. making a minotaur look small in comparison with this thing.

>”YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE DISTURBED ME MORTAL, NOW FACE THE CONSEQU-”

>”WHA- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?” it said as I walk behide it only to reveal a Shoggoth

>The Shoggoth, a head taller than me, long blond hair flowing from her hair. huh, didn’t know that they could have blond hair.

>While she had a flat chest, her hips and thighs made up for that.

>”…how did you know?” she said with with a quiet voice.

>”I saw the strings”

>”Oh…”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>After having had a lengthy talk with her, I finally understood.

>After her former master were defeated by the hero they disbanded and all went their own way.

>She was left behind and not know what to do, she merely held the facade of the curse so that people would destroy the castle.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>”And that brings us to today” she finishes.

>I take a sip on the tea she made me and ask “so what happens now? Will you still keep people believing in the cures?”

>”That’s up to you, master”

>”I’m sorry, what now?”

>”Yes, since you are the only one that has ever talked to me since the old masters left, I’ll serve you now.”

>She took a pause and continued “the castle will be yours and everything in it. Including me”

>She starts to move towards me and start in a very seductive voice “And I can serve you in any~ way~”

>”Oh, I don’t think that will be necessa-AH-AH!” was the only thing I could say before her hand vere in my pants, the feeling was out of this world. I guess she knows how to use the fact that she’s a slime.

>I almost orgasmed instantly, but I manage to hold myself back.

>”Oh? Perhaps you want me to serve you better~”

>I’ll spare you the details, but let’s just say she managed to ‘convince’ me the be her new master.

>>149124

>”So master, do you want me to fix up the castle up for you? I’ve had it all dark and creappy to scare people away, but seeing that you’re here now I don’t think it’s necessary anymore” she said giving me a broad smile.

>”Ah, yes. you can do that while I deliver these artifacts to my friend.” I answered quickly. carrying the artifacts away.

>”I’ll be back soon” I said to her before going out the door.

>”I’ll wait~” she answered with the most seductive voice possible.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>These days, I don’t adventure much anymore.

>I made enough money to live my life without need of anything.

>My friend never stopped thanking me for those artifact, apparently they were rare or something.

>And now I own a freaking castle and the land with it.

>But the most precious thing a have is my maid.

>When I came back from delivering the artifacts, she had re-done the entire castle.

>She did take some liberties with how how things should look.

>Let’s just say she has an “interesting” sense of art. It’s beautiful, yes… but interesting.

>Nothing can replace her. And I love her, and she loves me.

The end.

Rolled 176 (1d181)

Here goes nothing.

Rolled 6, 4, 2, 3, 1, 3, 1, 3, 4, 4, 3 = 34 (11d6)

>>149135

>Wurm

Hoh boy, hope I don't fuck this up.

Rolled 5, 4, 3, 4, 4, 4, 3, 3, 5, 1, 2, 5, 3, 2, 2, 4, 6, 2, 6, 4, 2, 4, 2, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6 = 109 (28d6)

>>149136

Agility 6

Charisma 4

Constitution 2

Dexterity 3

Perception 1

Strength 3

Willpower 1

Wisdom 3

Intelligence 4

Endurance 4

Luck 3

Just a normal Wurm with high intelligence and agility, that's jack shit at willpower.

Got a story idea already, let's keep going.

Rolled 17 (1d181)

I hope I can write a good story.

Rolled 6, 4, 2, 1, 6, 4, 1, 6, 6, 1, 4 = 41 (11d6)

>>149144

Continuing with stats.

>>149145

…

Well. Head running a blank at moment. Will try to write one but not sure. I apologize.

Rolled 5, 6, 6, 6, 4, 4, 1, 5, 3, 4, 5, 2, 3, 6, 5, 1, 4, 3, 6, 3, 6, 3, 5, 5, 3, 4, 3, 4, 5, 3, 4, 3 = 130 (32d6)

>>149143

Age 5

Bust size 4

Butt size 3

Curviness 4

Eyebrows 4

Fertility 4

Flexibility 3

Fluffiness 3

Hair color 5 (brown)

Hair length 1 (pixie cut)

Height 2

Hips 5

Lip fullness 3

Looks 2

Magic resistance 2

Muscles 4

Power 6

Sensitivity 2

Smell 6

Speed 4

Squishiness 2

Stamina 4

Strength 2

Thigh thickness (tail thickness) 5

Toughness 6

Tongue length 6

Waist 6

Weight 6

It's even fitting more into the story I planned out, now on to personality

Rolled 4, 1, 5, 6, 3, 5, 5, 4, 3, 4, 6, 5, 4, 3, 5, 5, 2, 5, 2, 6 = 83 (20d6)

>>149151

Holy fuck all these high numbers.

Affection 5

Aesthetics 6

Bitchyness 6 (oh god here we go)

Clingyness 4

Corruption 1

Craziness 5 (well shit)

Desire for money 3

Dominance 4

Fellowship 5

Fitness 2 (besides slithering all day, she's still a little chub)

Fortitude 3

Grace 6

Insomnia level 5

Kindness 1 (fucking hell.)

Lewdness 4

Libido 4

Love 6 (aww)

Loyalty 3

Lust 6

Maternal instinct 3

Protectiveness 5

Sexual dominance 5

Smile protection potential 3

Smugness 4

Snarkiness 3

Stubborness 4

Style 5

Sub or Dom 3

Temper 4

Work ethic 3

Let's see if she's skilled at anything.

>>149162

Artistic prowess 4

Blowjob skill 1 (she can't put that tongue to use)

Cleaning 5

Computer skill 6

Cuddle ability 3

Culinary aptitude 5

Elemental power 5

Flying skill 4 (due to magic, I guess)

Footjob skill 3 (tailjob skill)

Handjob skill 4

Housework 6

Magic 5

Magical affinity 4

Martial prowess 3

Musical skill 5

Tech affinity 5

Titjob skill 2

Vidya skill 5

Weapon skill 2

Wife skills 6 (wow)

Okay making the story later.

Rolled 6, 3, 6, 5, 3, 3, 3, 4, 6, 4, 3, 6, 3, 1, 6, 3, 2, 5, 1, 1, 4, 2, 6, 5, 2, 3, 6, 3, 1, 4, 3, 6, 1, 2, 5, 4, 5, 1, 1, 4, 5, 4, 3, 2, 5, 3 = 164 (46d6)

>>149112

I'm back

rollin' personality traits

>>149029

Welp. I did it, I took those god forsaken stats and wrote a story about this Matango. There was honestly only one option with this:

Bank Heist.

http://pastebin.com/Fm5u0bGS

I didn't really… edit it, so I'm sure there's issues somewhere.

>>149220

6 Affection

3 Appetite for sexual energy

6 Aesthetics

5 Assertiveness

3 Bitchyness

3 Clingyness

3 Clumsiness

4 Corruption

6 Craziness

4 Demeanor

3 Desire for money

6 Desire to turn me into her sex toy

3 Disposition

1 Dominance

6 Eloquence

3 Fellowship

2 Fitness

5 Fortitude

1 Frugal

1 Grace

4 Insomnia level

2 Interest in nerd shit

6 Kindness

5 Lewdness

2 Libido

3 Love

6 Loyalty

3 Loyalty to the Emperor

1 Lust

4 Maternal Instinct

3 Nerdiness

6 Orthodoxy

1 /pol/-ness

2 Protectiveness

5 Romanticness

4 Sex Drive

5 Sexual Dominance

1 Sexual Programming

1 Smile Protection Potential

4 Smugness

5 Snarkiness

4 Stubborness

3 Style

2 Submissive or Dominant (diffinitely dom from the looks of it)

5 Temper

3 Work Ethic

Fucking hell I think I finally got this I kept skipping one or two categories on accident and and to keep going back to see what I missed. Gonna post first then summarize and roll next set

Rolled 3, 4, 6, 1, 6, 3, 3, 5, 2, 1, 3, 6, 2, 1, 5, 3, 4, 4, 3, 5 = 70 (20d6)

Ok so shes affection, kind, and romantic, but crazy, lewd, and sexually dominant despite being a tiny little fairy. There is love in the relationship but she seems more interested in turning me into her personal sex toy. Completely anti-/pol/ and a very devote follower of The Fallen God. Shes eloquent but has a quick temper and is very assertive.

Shes turning into a strangely domineering fairy but she seems to be gentle dom and has a oddly low dominance stat compared what every other stat says about her.

now rolling for skills

>>149245

3 Artistic Prowess

4 Blowjob Skill

6 Cleaning

1 Computer Skill

6 Cuddle Ability

3 Culinary Aptitude

3 Elemental Power

5 Flying Skill

2 Footjob Skill

1 Handjob Skill

3 Housework

6 Magic

2 Magical Affinity

1 Martial Prowess

5 Musical Skill

3 Tech Affinity

4 Titjob Skill

4 Vidya Skill

3 Weapon Skill

5 Wife Skill

Well I was right about her being a great waifu, her cooking and housework aren't anything special but shes god-tier at cleaning (somehow) and cuddling and has a beautiful singing voice. Her magical affinity is low but what magic she does know is fucking POWERFUL. Sex-wise shes shit and hand job and foot jobs (understandable) but has some skill with her mouth and naizuri.

Alright the other two categories don't really apply so I guess I'll start working up a story

>>419173

>I am a simple farmer, nothing too big about me

>Or at least I was a farmer

>Bandits have been striking left and right lately, ever since the government got restructuring

>My farm was burned and the bandits took what was left of my crop

>Now I'm going to the city to work my cousin

>Fiveteen miles walking down the road, I saw something terrible

>I saw a carriage with bodies lying around

>Guessing it was bandits since it was mostly looted

>Some people of higher social standing were cold and covered in blood, some known outlaws too

>Out of the corner of my eye I saw some movement coming from one of the corpses

>It was a Wurm in a ripped and bloody maid outfit, cuts all over her body

>She was still alive but barely hanging on

>I decided to use my old-fashioned sewing kit to close the wounds while using some of my cheap sake to disinfect and grabbing some cloth from the corpses as bandages

>I'm no doctor but I did the best I could

>And dayum, changing those bandages showed she's really got that plump ara ara body

>I didn't leave at all since I didn't want to leave someone like that in that sort of shape, so I stayed a couple of days, using the carriage as shelter

>The wurm recovered fast, wounds healing up fast because of that monster blood, she awoke on the third day

>Told her I'm going to the city, she's welcome to come with.

>She agrees since she can get to the rest of the nobels there too, for a maid reason or something like that

>She helps me bury the rest of the bodies and we head out to the city

>The rest of the walk we talk about little things

>I learned that her name was Wilma, friends call her Wurma

>We arrive at the city

>Year passes

>Wurma comes with guards over to my cousin's place

"That's the guy"

>Guards surround me, and before I know it, I'm blinded with a bag over my head

>I don't know how long it was or how long it took, but eventually I stopped moving

"Welcome to your new home anon. You saved me from death, now I'm going to love you to death."

>The bag is removed to show a small log cabin

"The queen gave me this and asked me to retire, so I decided to live in it with you."

"Little does she know this wurm has three hunded more years to go. Guess what we're going to do until then♪"

>She waves the guards goodbye and drags me inside

>It happened so fast I didn't know what was going on, and there now is a naked ara ara wurm right in front of me

>I'm not complaining

>She suddenly slithers around me like a snake and grabs me with her tail

>Even though she was slightly shorter then me, she had full body coverage with her abnormally large tail

>Before I know it, my head is between two head sized breasts

>I look up and she's looking down apon me with a crazy lustful face

"It's going to be a long night sweetie, and after this, I'm all your going to want."

>>149403

whoops,

forgot she was made "ugly" by the leftover scars all over her face

bumpin' because somebody necro'ed the previous thread with an out-of-date sheet.

Rolled 68 (1d181)

>>148376

Rolling for race.