/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

by ……?

Who?

Those girls?

A list of my own choosing?

An Anubis because they're the only girls with the stomach for bureaucracy

>>149814

Some faggot 22 year old intern dude who has no interest in being here because he just needs the credit and the meager amount of money they drop on him, only to taunt him in truth.

>>149817

I second this. If they're taking rights away for opting out of hosting, they're gonna force someone to work for miserable pay

What shithole country do we live in that'll take away rights for not participating?

Why isn't there an angry mob after the government?

Oh fuck, we're in bongland, aren't we?

Also, >>149817

>>149817

I like this but agree with everyone else, whatever country we're in seems pozzd to no end.

>>149825

>>149822

>>149820

>>149817

guys stop deraling this thread with your eurocuckery, just go back to /pol/ if you want to complain about not getting laid.

>>149828

M8, I wouldn't mind having a qt monster girl living with me. The benefits are nice too.

The government taking away basic rights for choosing not to do it is pretty fucked up.

Now that I think about it, what are the benefits the gov promises us here? Do they involve a sharp increase in taxes to pay for them?

>>149836

maybe its a trick?

Maybe going into that office gets you taken to mamono land. away from human laws.

>>149828

"Ah, welcome komrade, you are in for program, yes? Of course you are, we all are, is way of government."

He does not seem pleased as he says this, but that's only because his smile is so pathetic at trying to hide it. His mandatory English courses seemed to be marginally useful you suppose.

"Da, room eh…two? Da, room two, in waits kommisar Yknovak, he has details, da?"

He points down a hallway with numbered rooms. Obviously the one with answers was down there.

Should you bother though? Maybe losing some basic rights could be better than whatever they might foist upon you…

I have no fucking idea what the OP is even doing, I'm just bullshitting at this point for keks

A rich. Fairly certain she just want to use me as a ginny pig.

>>149841

Lich* dammit, how did that even happen?

El Jeb enquiring about turtle girls.

>>149853

She would have to be one with

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>Remember one anon taking part in the extra species program and having only good things to say about it.

>He was bragging about the 'benefits' and also the fact they pay you.

>Decide to call the number on the letter and book an interview

>Day finally comes for the interview

>Park my Skyline GTR in front of some boring looking office building and head in

>Approach the reception and get the receptionists attention

>"Ah, you must be the 1:00 appointment this way please" The frumpy middle aged reception lady heaves out of an office chair and leads me a room "Just in there" she motions to a door and walked away

>Open the door and enter an office that seems much too nice for a civil servant glass a large glass desk sits in the center of the room with two leather recliners in front of it and an executive chair behind the desk with its back turned.

>"Take a seat anon" A melodic voice calls out. I sink into one of recliners and the chair behind the desk swivels around to reveal

Keep going?

>>149838

>>158632

I wanna see both of these continued, frankly.

>>149851

Presumably, the same way 'ginny' did. 'Guinea'.

>>149814

I'll take the one on the right, because fluffy tail.

Maybe the one on the left; she looks like she can cook.

>>158637

Me too

>>149814

What rights do I lose?