/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>152112

Forgot to add what I would do. I'd go down to the hardware store and buy the stuff to make a still. Then I would put it together and make moonshine for my beautiful waifu.

Build her a miniature theme park. Mostly with water rides, since she can "operate" those herself.

>>152112

I take her bra shopping.

>>152113

I see you shrinefag

>>152117

>implying I'm trying to hide

>>152121

You should probably update your shrine soon enough to contain some items devoted to red onis.

>>152129

There's already a sake set in it.

>>152132

don't mind me, just taking my trip and flag off before I forget

>>152132

Could you show us an updated pic of it?

And to try and re-rail this thread, what would you do for your daughteru's birthday?

>>152136

A dollhouse to play in.

>>152112

Cook her dinner, tell her how much i love her and sit on the lawn together gazing at the stars and wondering about the future.

>>152207

>Multiple wives.

Ugh… one waifu nigger, one waifu!

If I had a waifu, I'd probably get her some premium quality organic catnip and some medical supplies for myself to treat the scratches.

>>152213

Most suicide bombers are Muslim

According to the Oxford University sociologist Diego Gambetta, editor of Making Sense of Suicide Missions, a comprehensive history of this troubling yet topical phenomenon, while suicide missions are not always religiously motivated, when religion is involved, it is always Muslim. Why is this? Why is Islam the only religion that motivates its followers to commit suicide missions?

The surprising answer from the evolutionary psychological perspective is that Muslim suicide bombing may have nothing to do with Islam or the Koran (except for two lines in it). It may have nothing to do with the religion, politics, the culture, the race, the ethnicity, the language, or the region. As with everything else from this perspective, it may have a lot to do with sex, or, in this case, the absence of sex.

What distinguishes Islam from other major religions is that it tolerates polygyny. By allowing some men to monopolize all women and altogether excluding many men from reproductive opportunities, polygyny creates shortages of available women. If 50 percent of men have two wives each, then the other 50 percent don't get any wives at all.

So polygyny increases competitive pressure on men, especially young men of low status. It therefore increases the likelihood that young men resort to violent means to gain access to mates. By doing so, they have little to lose and much to gain compared with men who already have wives. Across all societies, polygyny makes men violent, increasing crimes such as murder and rape, even after controlling for such obvious factors as economic development, economic inequality, population density, the level of democracy, and political factors in the region.

However, polygyny itself is not a sufficient cause of suicide bombing. Societies in sub-Saharan Africa and the Caribbean are much more polygynous than the Muslim nations in the Middle East and North Africa. And they do have very high levels of violence. Sub-Saharan Africa suffers from a long history of continuous civil wars—but not suicide bombings.

The other key ingredient is the promise of 72 virgins waiting in heaven for any martyr in Islam. The prospect of exclusive access to virgins may not be so appealing to anyone who has even one mate on earth, which strict monogamy virtually guarantees. However, the prospect is quite appealing to anyone who faces the bleak reality on earth of being a complete reproductive loser.

It is the combination of polygyny and the promise of a large harem of virgins in heaven that motivates many young Muslim men to commit suicide bombings. Consistent with this explanation, all studies of suicide bombers indicate that they are significantly younger than not only the Muslim population in general but other (nonsuicidal) members of their own extreme political organizations like Hamas and Hezbollah. And nearly all suicide bombers are single.

suicide bombers confirmed for victims of harems.

Something shiny

>>152232

this is imaginary waifu land, not reality.

you dont see me going around telling the other anons their relationships are wrong, so why the fuck are you monogamous fags bothering me

>>152209

Gotta keep those dreams small, huh?

>>152236

you did not read correctly, the fastest way to kill off mudkikes is to preemptively cuck them.

>>152238

sorry, i thought you were trying to apply real world logic to monster girls.

>>152240

and you nigger, see here >>152236

>>152242

np buddy, id rather have a nice decent person waifuing monstergirls over complete psychopaths, atleast the subsequent daughters that are born will seek out a good man instead of shit tier men.

>>152240

muslims are just faggots with shit taste living in a harem society that is built to fuck over single men. they are literally the edgy r9k of religion with a gary stu fanfiction character replacing jebus.

>>152244

Easy, anon, I wasn't saying you were wrong or what the fuck ever. I just thought that the post I capped was interesting and that I'd save it for posterity. Calm down, pal.

>>152246

Basically what this anon said, though.

>>152249

This, please.

Polite sage for offtopic.

>>152251

stop posting reddit gifs, or you will get hornet girls, faggot.

I'd make my waifu breakfast in bed before taking her out to a salon to get a pedicure. After that I'd take her out to a walk in the park before having a romantic candle-lit dinner somewhere.

As for later that night… :^)

Well it's time to get this train back on schedule.

I'd probably get my Hell Hound lady a fire retardant chew toy, like a rubber bone that has been wrapped in the flame retardant material they use in racing suits.

Or maybe cook up 4 steaks and a big piece of lamb, then have love makings

>>152277

why are you namefagging outside your threads, are you some kind of faggot?

>>152277

>Detroit Hellhound Matrix Writefag

Are you still writing that? I haven't been able to find it.

>>152280

I actually have a pastebin set up that I'm supposed to be adding all the parts to. I already got one part pasted fully, here's the link.

>>152279

Mostly because I'm a lazy asshole, I tried taking the name off for a day and then when I added it back to post some more of my story, it fucked up my ID so replies didn't have the (You) next to them anymore. It triggered my autism and that's my excuse for namefagging Is that a good enough reason nigger?

>>152268

I know right? I just want to rub her chin and stroke her mane as she blushes and goes all glassy eyed. I'd eventually start teasing her ears and given time she'd get annoyed and just barb me, but that is alright.

>>152270

>Monogamy

>Kike meme

Nice try moshe, but monogamy is a deeply rooted K selected trait. It is all about making sure you have the fittest offspring possible, because you can spend more time raising your kids. Polygamy is not as r selected as being a pump and dump faggot, but it gets close. You only have a finite amount of time, energy, and resources to spend on something. By adding more wives, you have to divide those resources and time amongst them and the offspring of those wives. Now you could make the argument that if you have enough resources it wont be an issue, but we are always short on time, and that would mean you would eventually neglect one waifu or daughteru, and thus not end up being the best parent you could be.

So no, only r-selected faggots try to spread their genes around willy nilly, you are not alpha for doing so, you are no better than a rabbit. Pure alpha males seek to mate with high value females and highly invest in their offspring to make sure they have the best chance possible of making it, such as wolves.

so get rekt commie.

>>152286

Forgot link damn it

http://pastebin.com/u/Anon_357

>>152286

Thanks for the link but that excuse is pretty weak and it makes you look like a redditor. It's doing nothing but hurting your reputation.

>>152287

Throwing my hat into this, what you've described is true for Gorillas and Humans, even Chimps to a degree, but for insects and shit? Or mammals who are targeted by predators very often? They go the R route of "I'm going to breed in a swarm" to make sure at least enough of their kids survive to continue the species.

It really all comes down to what type of creature you are, and as it turns out Redditcucks and niggers are straight up R(s).

So if you breed in a swarm, you're a nigger!!

>>152289

Plenty of other namefags keep namefagging though, it's just that they lurk and stay contained to the writefag threads. Guess I'll do the same.

>>152292

Exactly. If you do namefag, you only do so when contributing content, or bumping your own thread.

Keep that in mind and people won't think you're a turbo nigger.

I would buy her a new brush which I would then use to gently brush every one of her fluffy tails

>>152293

I get that, that's why I'm here instead of doing other shit with other autists, because people get full of themselves and think they're above everyone after awhile of producing good content, like SGT Mark IV that kind of self important bullshit triggers me too.

This place gives me happy chemicals, too, in short.

>>152291

really it boils down to your environment, if you have near limitless resources but you are open to predation, then yeah, r-select is the way to go. However, if resources are limited, you need to make sure you are more fit to survive. Humans are interesting because this isn't hard coded into us and can switch depending on the environment and we can see this with epigenetics having an effect on our genes. r-selects are not bad per se, as they tend to be our explorers and rule breakers (for better and worse), but as a civilization becomes more advanced, we need more K selects as the K selects are more prone to think ahead and manage resources better.

>>152299

All very true, but I still maintain my stance that niggers and Redditcucks are R selects based on their reactions to the surrounding environment, and their tendency to be dependent on their peer groups. Niggers in gangs, normal shits being Chads and Stacie's, Reddicucks circle jerking, etc R selects are cancer because they're beta as fuck and eventually deplete all the resources, and push K's out of society and peer groups even though THEY are the problem..

Kind of like how we're all forced to go to chans and what have you because most of us here are K selects in an R society

>>152309

by the way, its always a lowercase r, it represent Growth Rate while K represents Carrying Capacity in the population equation. Not important, just interesting.

This is woefully offtopic, but yes, r/K selection has a serious impact on politics, there are a few vids on youtube and some writings out there on the subject. When you combine it with bell curve IQ tests by race, collectivism vs individualism, and religion, you get a much better understanding of the world.

>>152318

And I also just realized that if the warmer is 6 meters long, but doesn't reach her human torso, Miia overall is close to 25 feet in length.

The more you know

>>152316

Exactly. I'm glad I'm not the only one to understand this.

>>152359

Just gonna leave this here.

>celebrating your girl being a little farther into the grave

Immortality or not, that's fucking stupid.

>>152421

Years come and go whether you celebrate them or not. Might as well have fun while we're here instead of spending our whole lives in a state of Sunday Blues.

>>152421

I could cut myself on that edge bro.

>my post about me not being able to choose a waifu got deleted

What the fuck.

>>152600

Cuck mods/owners whatever, who literally choose to encourage pol posting on a fucking mg board instead of actual mgs.

Make it again.

>>152607

If your going to metapost then you should atleast have the common courtesy to sage.

>>152619

Would you by chance fuck a giraffe

>>152628

No, anon. Rokurokubis are Japanese.

>>152628

She's kinda cute, shame she's in a poor ass village.

>>152621

Liar.

>>152799

A bread bed, with peanut butter bedspread

>>152780

Oh /ak/

>>152112

A Daki of myself for when i ain't home. Or a tail warmer.