/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

Theres one thing they can't cure, OP.

Crabs

>>152406

>>152410

Won't you two just fuck already

>>152414

We could use art of a cheshire molesting Carlos as he nervously tries to deal with his current situation by joking about it, yes.

>>152416

>Now if only her specie had a different name

Anon, if you met a tauros girl, would you try to give her a different name? Of course not, you'd still call her either a tauros or a minotauros or a minotaur. Appreciate your waifu for who she is. Cancer is a beautiful name.

>>152418

This.

Prayer circle to summon Beepunz, anyone?

>>152427

That'd be good. I just hope he uses a different font than the one he normally uses for all of his pics. I don't think many people are very fond of it.

>>152450

You know what might be even more adorable?

Hermit Cancers. With painted shells.

>>152450

I like to imagine it would be like embed related

>>152402

She would also be a cool looking samurai with the crab motif.

I want Cancer

Cancer is rampant in my family. So if a cancer could cure cancer, they would basically be worshipped by an otherwise Paladindudu family

So how did the whole crab thing on /n/ happen to begin with? Were they just sort of desperate to find something to replace the literal shitposting, or is it something beyond that?

>>152616

I think its just another topic to slide the board. At least this one CAN actually be /monster/ related

>going to half

Fuck off.

>>152844

I don't think you're in the right thread, anon.

>>152478

I want pics of Ebola-chan hugging a Cancer.

>>152464

Well, the sounds involved would probably be like that, but I really can't see her twirling around so freely.

>>152418

What about the rest of the kids on the Magic school bus?

>>153764

Nah, the cheshire would have a crush on Carlos specifically.

>>153766

I was asking what they would be proactively dated by, or turned into in the case of the girls.

>>153774

The monster girl dimension would only be a temporary stop during a field trip. Carlos, lured by the temptation of the dankest smugness in all existence, would stay behind in secret and be the only one to be proactively dated.

>>153774

Going down the Main Character List on Wikipedia:

Ms. Frizzle: turns into a Mad Hatter: Intelligent, Talkative, and Good-Natured, but with a loose grasp of reality and a habit of devolving conversations into non-sequiturs

Arnold: picked up by a Oomukade: socially anxious and feeble Jew-boy, they conflate each other's shut-in tendencies and finally get around to "staying in bed today"

Carlos: picked up by a Cheshire: reasons already established

Dorothy: Turns into a Hakutaku: by-the-book teacher's pet who unironically likes studying

Keesha: Probably just turns into a basic Succubus: she has the least developed personality of the main kids, and her one point of trivia is that she's the only kid to participate in every field trip in the show, so it makes sense that she's the vanillabait.

Pheobe: Turns into a Troll: has the most gentle demeanor of all the kids, and it would make her lack of talent at plant cultivation ironically funny

Ralphie: Picked up by a Salamander: Huge on sports and a bit of a delinquent, he'd make it work if he takes things more seriously.

Tim: picked up by a Leanen Sidhe: the "artsy" kid, always writing about or filming the class trips, she'd appreciate that.

Wanda: Turns into a Hinezumi: Tomboy who gets in over her head and needs bailing out often.

Janet: turns into a Danuki: Related to Arnold, who I repeat is a fucking Jew, and is an attention-seeking bitch, what else needs to be said?

Also, if the non-human's are affected:

Liz the pet Chameleon: would become a midget Sahuagin and continue being Ms. Frizzle's mute lackey

The Bus: A particularly fuckhuge Sandworm with powerful shape-shifting wizardry.

>>153803

Holy fuck that looks horrible, someone scrap that while I make better structured copy:

>>153774

Going down the Main Character List on Wikipedia:

Ms. Frizzle: turns into a Mad Hatter: Intelligent, Talkative, and Good-Natured, but with a loose grasp of reality and a habit of devolving conversations into non-sequiturs

Arnold: picked up by a Oomukade: socially anxious and feeble Jew-boy, they conflate each other's shut-in tendencies and finally get around to "staying in bed today"

Carlos: picked up by a Cheshire: reasons already established

Dorothy: Turns into a Hakutaku: by-the-book teacher's pet who unironically likes studying

Keesha: Probably just turns into a basic Succubus: she has the least developed personality of the main kids, and her one point of trivia is that she's the only kid to participate in every field trip in the show, so it makes sense that she's the vanillabait.

Pheobe: Turns into a Troll: has the most gentle demeanor of all the kids, and it would make her lack of talent at plant cultivation ironically funny

Ralphie: Picked up by a Salamander: Huge on sports and a bit of a delinquent, he'd make it work if he takes things more seriously.

Tim: picked up by a Leanen Sidhe: the "artsy" kid, always writing about or filming the class trips, she'd appreciate that.

Wanda: Turns into a Hinezumi: Tomboy who gets in over her head and needs bailing out often.

Janet: turns into a Danuki: Related to Arnold, who I repeat is a fucking Jew, and is an attention-seeking bitch, what else needs to be said?

Also, if the non-humans are affected:

Liz the class pet Chameleon: would become a midget Sahuagin and continue being Ms. Frizzle's mute lackey

The Bus: A particularly fuckhuge Sandworm with powerful shape-shifting wizardry.

>>152402

>best doctor or nurse

maybe for general stuff, but I could see other grils being useful in specialist medical jobs

>Kumiho combat medics or surgeons (wouldn't need instruments to remove organs or presumably shrapnel from same)

>Holstaurs or Yetis working in pediatrics fields (kind, gentle motherly personality and kind, gentle teddy bear personality)

>Oni nurses in mental wards (tough enough to manhandle unruly patients but monster on the outside so probably on average less likely to be abusive to them than human staff)

>Arachne, Ushi-Oni and Mothgirls could make their own bandages, casts, gauze and thread

>Manticore, Arachne and Oomukade venom could probably be used to stimulate heart-rate and circulation and/or bring body temperature up

>Rescue Kobolds and Yetis searching the snow-peaked mountains for lost or hurt hikers, finding them by scent, tending their wounds and warming them up with brandy and cuddles

>one anon mentioned Antgirls digging bunkers for army hospitals in some other thread

>Harpies could fly and land where aircraft and choppers couldn't, so could be trained to be a vehicle-less version of those pilot/doctors Straya has

>Therapy Catgirls and Kobolds

>Hakutaku marriage counselors and shrinks

>Elves, Kitsune or other long-lived monstergrils might be good at elder care since they know what being a century old feels like

>>153813

>general stuff

I bet a Cancer would make a good Surgeon General.

>>153814

Like three minutes tops to match each kid to their most personality-compatible monster girl, and most of that was just skimming their character summaries to remember who was who. I'm a medically verified autist, and nothing unlocks and autist's mental capacities like applying their fetishes.

Actually writing took at least twenty minutes; I'm an abysmally slow typed and only have access to a mobile right today.

>>153814

But tell me, really, how on point do you think I am?

This is a generally directed question, everyone feel free to pipe up.

>>153805

If you're going for vanilla with keesha, why not an elf or a catgirl? And I'd say that phoebe would be a holstaurus inb4 beardicus.

>>153821

I mean, we're using MGE canon right? So Succubi would be the most vanilla in universe, as they're the most common and ubiquitous transformation.

And I guess Holstaurus works just as well for Pheobe.

>>153823

It's also directly stated that the demonic bubbles have no effect whatsoever on their husband's own scent and spirit energy. Thus, they are able to wash a person with the goal of ensuring they are only like their normal self as a result.

>>153822

True.

>>154208

Just make sure to make a proper version of it later and all will be forgiven.

>>154226

Does it count as derailing if the new direction is more engaging and about to expansion?