b602b5 No.152463
What can we do to help cheer up Texas-chan after today?
97db42 No.152466
>>152463
I knew it was going to be tough, but I managed to turn the berncucks against hillary and the radfems to turn on the benghazibomber.
and redpill people about fast and furious and trick those faggots into believing white sjws are the children of rich republicans. causing the demoshits to infight and not trust eachother.
it was a good day but alas it was bittersweet. atleast i could talk shit about israel in public and shit on sjws. those two subjects stopped being sacred cows as of late.
1e52db No.152482
5c7269 No.152483
>>152463
Actually visit her board, you traitors
dec33b No.152503
>>152463
i think texas-chan could use a shower
b602b5 No.152505
>>152503
Anon, I'm pretty sure Texas-chan didn't vote for Cruz.
994b44 No.152528
>>152523
Does eating Tacos count as remove?
c86ca8 No.152531
6deb40 No.152536
>>152531
Voter fraud basically happened.
No idea if they will get away with it, but Trump has already had this happen to him in Iowa, now its only a matter of time and information as to whether or not Trump lays the smackdown on these bitch ass jews.
e09bf4 No.152538
>>152536
To be fair, it's not inconceivable that Cruz would win the state, but fishy shit went down nonetheless.
1e52db No.152555
>>152536
Not a fan of the man nor how much he gets shilled here, but can you give me evidence of voter fraud in Iowa and Texas? Who did it and how did it effect the votes? If it did happen, that sucks. Voter fraud shouldn't happen even if it works against someone I don't like.
That said, I'm not sure why we haven't come to expect this. The system, media, etc. aren't exactly in line with public interests. Trump gets played up as the villain by the media considering he's not exactly the preferred candidate but still a safe option so news networks can still pull in networks and their powerful friends aren't disturbed. That said, if given the chance, the system will still try to steer elections to the optimal choices.
375f89 No.152567
>>152555
i remember people admitting to voter fraud in NH and the coin toss incident with the dem's. i haven't seen a lot of substantiated claims by the republitards and even if it was its a party election so there's not necessarily a lot they could do anyway.
its not like it matters anyway. no matter who wins, liberty loses.
ba0179 No.152587
>>152567
If Bernie wins, his retarded policies will create a political climate that is much friendlier towards secession. So in the long run with him we win, but America is still getting screwed short term.
32b619 No.152590
GOPe are counting on a brokered convention.
e2e700 No.152726
>>152555 (checked)
Here's the best example I could find of Texas's issues
>>>/n/323660
e2e700 No.152728
>>152726
to follow this up,
Isn't it coincidental that one of Rubio's biggest donors is Microsoft, and that Microsoft donated a ton of "free voting hardware?"
436c55 No.152853
*New Canada
Fix that for you OP
New Canada, hope you like the south side of the wall, you'll be getting the front row to it
You too Oklahomo
c5ab5d No.152876
>>152503
I voted for Herr Trumpenfuhrer, so hopefully I can be a fifth columnist.
>>152853
Removing the Mexicans is easier than giving two states to Mexico, anon.
b602b5 No.153003
>>>/pol/5222847
/texas/-chan is no longer sad now. Now she has reason to be happier than she's ever felt in ages.
c99f8a No.153037
Huh. I seriously thought i was on /pol/ right now.
6e8454 No.153049
>>153037
/pol/ or not, I still want to see OC of Robert Morrow aggressively motorboating /texas/-chan.
3701ef No.153059
>>153003
>HUGE TITTIES!!!
This guy.
1c59ff No.153065
>>153059
>yuugi
My compadre
6e8454 No.153066
>>153059
Now he just has to grow a beard and the memes will be complete.
6e8454 No.153079
>he's already getting art of himself
WE NEED /texas/-CHAN X MORROW OC IMMEDIATELY
6e8454 No.153081
>>153079
Whoops, forgot the pic.
f67888 No.153083
>>153003
Oh my god. We have finally entered a glorious new age in politics: the Aeon of Shitposts. Identity doesn't matter, ideology doesn't matter: only the bantz will. God bless, and I love you Texas-chan!
97db42 No.153084
File: 1457027564302.png (248.17 KB, 700x467, 700:467, shitflinging in a meta thr….png)
>>153081
where is the holsts? give that man some cowgirls.
>>153083
nah people are going back to their roots. Politics back then were shitflinging and duels.
e09bf4 No.153085
File: 1457027572840.png (1.01 MB, 1201x1365, 1201:1365, 8529b9c4d59dbfa475f51e221a….png)
>>153083
A glorious new age of titties.
6e8454 No.153090
>>153084
>where is the holsts? give that man some cowgirls.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.
You should go request something between him and /texas/-chan in the drawthread, I already made a request in it and don't want to make another one out of principle until it's fulfilled.
b602b5 No.153286
File: 1457063453254.png (358.28 KB, 978x744, 163:124, texas-chan BIG TITTIES Mor….png)
THANK YOU BASED DRAWFAG
Hope it gets colored later.
b602b5 No.153293
>>153286
https://twitter.com/SeahawkHarpy/status/705603525959684100
The other titty pic that got drawn of him already got tweeted at him so I figured this was worth showing him too. I mean, he already posted on our /pol/, too, so it doesn't change much.
97db42 No.153316
>>153293
are you fucking serious lol?
thats the wrong morrow.
fd4f32 No.153322
5c7269 No.153323
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Good ol' TJ "The Banana is the Athiest's Worst Nightmare" Kirk made this shit.
>The one good comment on the video was made by a dude named "Sylph Natural"
ba0179 No.153386
>>153323
When did the amazing banana shave his hair?
b602b5 No.153388
>>153386
a kakuen offered him a banana but then recanted the offer at the last second so he pulled his hair out in frustration
fa79e3 No.153394
>>153323
Jesus, he's such an insufferable faggot.
758064 No.153424
Man, /pol/ is going full nuclear over Texas. I am sure /texas/-chan is sad. Or maybe she doesnt care.
I should get whataburger today for her sake
b602b5 No.153433
File: 1457116847432.png (467.6 KB, 1110x655, 222:131, THANK YOU TEXAS-CHAN prope….png)
>>153424
I've had an odd suspicion lately. Remember how often this was posted on /pol/? What if meme magic is in the process of acting like a tidal wave? Remember, with a tidal wave, the water first goes far back, and then it comes back and crashes down on everything. Think of the going back part as the possibly rigged caucus. If incidents start piling up like this:
>>>/pol/5243317
then we may experience the tidal wave.
436c55 No.153439
Texas voted for a man who eats boogers and looks like a rat over God Emperor
Texas should be ashamed
195974 No.153443
>>153439
B..but Muh voter fraud!
b602b5 No.153446
>>153443
Aw c'mon anon, it's not as if that's not a valid concern.
8b4c51 No.153452
>>153433
THANK YOU TEXAS CHAN
So are you saying that the actual wave hitting us will be good or bad?
b602b5 No.153460
>>153452
>So are you saying that the actual wave hitting us will be good or bad?
In a normal tidal wave, the wave coming back in is the bad part. But in this wave, the bad part was already when the wave went out. It's going to be a good wave hitting Texas. A very, very good wave.
1e52db No.153466
>>153424
/pol/ lives in an odd paradox where they hate political correctness but at the same time can't stand people having opinions they don't like.
Besides, the US election is a hilarious shitshow the likes of which we've never seen. Texas-chan probably would only care about a possible rigged caucus. Otherwise, just sit back and enjoy a laugh-filled trip to hell.
97db42 No.153467
>>153466
if /pol/ is not careful they will become a laughing stock of the internet akin to what goons are now.
they need to remind themselves that being the popular group will have its spotlight reduced as time goes on and these cycles increase in frequency, the goons got lucky they infested everything when the internet was younger.
but now we may enter a cascade effect in which they wont have a slow burnout like SA and more like a fast burnout.
add224 No.153616
>>153466 (checked)
>>153467
Ehhh, I don't agree with the 'can't stand opinions they don't like', more that leftists are a bunch of pussies these days who can't handle the banter.
There are a number of positions that have been put forward on /pol/ I don't agree with, sometimes others also disagree, sometimes they don't, but at the end of the day, regardless of how viperous the invective gets, we still argue the facts.
The day I get muted/banned from pol for disagreeing logically with the majority opinion is the day /pol/'s looked too long into the abyss.
65b077 No.155444
>>153433
THANK YOU TEXAS-CHAN
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