/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>154599

Alice had once again convinced the 4 heavenly knights to help investigate and transport Promstien's various inventions. On floor 4 area C they discovered some type of device called NEC-8801 or a パソコム. It must have some type of recreation/communication/work related function because it's filed under games, shitposting and work. While trying to find a way to turn it on Tamamo decided it would be best to curl into a ball and roll inside but Granberia hit it in frustration while she was still in it! Now Tamamo is stuck in this "パソコム" trying to find her way out but can she even get out of the porn folder first? Fight Tamamo a new adventure awaits!

MGQ EX Super Alpha coming in 2020 to the xbone with a localization collab by Nintendo tree house and Rouge Translater,

>>154636

She didn't believe what the other monster girls on /human/ had been saying, but as she went out she started to see the what they had meant.

Alps ran managed the grocery store, many Alps were policemen, even members of congress were majority Alps. These men turned monster girl were taking over bit by bit, in a vast conspiracy to exterminate the monster race and leave themselves behind to have the men for themselves. Now she knew what must be done to stop this, she clicked on the /polalp/ board and typed words that have never been more true:

'I bet the fucking Alps did this"

>>154637

Anon ordered a box of oranges that day, but had received a catgirl by mistake. Being a responsible adult, he contacted the company that botched the order and ensured said catgirl was delivered to her proper husbando. He received extra oranges to make up for the mix-up. The end.

>>154654

>It was a bad day.

>First a tanuki tried to buy shit with chocolate coins

>Then he gets fired

>Bitch was the owners kid

>On the way home he tripped and ended up going fist first into horse ass

>horse bitch screams pervert and police are called

>6 hours later and he finally gets home

>Goes to bed

>Turns out horse bitch is a Nightmare

>Spends the next three weeks giving him nightmares

>really fucking crazy nightmares

>Why boner? why?

>>154750

>"Oh, poor darling, nightmares again?"

>"Never mind how I know, just close your eyes and i'll take care of it."

>"You were back in class? In your underwear even? fufu~"

>"I'll just replace that dream with a nicer one."

>"What's the matter? It's the docks at night, where we met."

>"Wasn't it nice for you too? No?"

>"Fufu~, What do you mean not right now? Sex gets you to sleep faster y'know?"

>"Really? Then why do you pass out every time we're done?"

>"Fufu~"

>>154780

>You had always wanted children

>But for a loner such as youself that seemed impossible

>You would think that in a world filled with horny moster girls any guy could find a girl to settle down

>But after the aggressive integration policies of America's first Danuki American President Shillary Cliton, all but the most aggressive monster girls had stopped their proactive dating and began settling into more normal dating habits

>You decide to end it all by walking into hellhound gang territory dressed in nothing but shorts and a t-shirt spouting the phrase "rape bait"

>Just as you are about to board the train into rape town, you stumble upon a golden oil lamp, like something straight out of Arabian Nights

>You know that genies are actually a thing now, so curiosity takes the better of you and you cannot help but give it a rub.

>"I am Jenny, the spirit of the lamp, what are your three wishes, Master?"

>You gulp, as you try to think about what to ask for.

>At last you blurt out

>"I wish I had a child, I am tired of coming home to an empty apartment. I want someone to ask how my day was when I get home. And even someone to ask for help with their homework."

>7 months later

>You lie in bed, arm wrapped around the beautiful woman that lies next to you

>Your hand rest on her belly, now clearly swollen, and think you can feel your daughter move inside her

>"Did you feel that," you ask Jenny.

>A warm smile spreads across her face and she turns to you to answer

>"I think she wants to say hi to her daddy."

>"Jenny, have you thought about us,… you know… getting married," you finally blurt out.

>You see the face in front of you smiling even brighter

>With a giggle in her voice Jenny asks

>"Will that be your second wish, Darling?"

>>154865

>See a cute river otter girl coming out of a pond I pass by

>The otter looks at me and calls me to come to her

>She introduces herself as a youkai called "Kawauso"

>Her species are shy, playful with alcoholic tendencies

>She can mimic almost any sound and use her ability as a means of pranking

>She's mischievous, but she's an all around friendly girl

>To her kind, the belly is very erotic

>After we went on our second date, she allowed me to touch her firm, soft belly

>She makes cute noises as I give her belly rubs

>She looks uneasy

>"I never expected to fallen in love with you" she said.

>She explained that her kind normally seduces human men and then abandon them to heartbreak as a cruel joke (they run away laughing too)

>Eventually me and the otter got in a long beautiful relationship

>>154877

>"Fufufu, it seems you have caught me in the act. I thought I could enjoy the fine blood flowing through this woman's veins without being disturbed, yet here we are."

>Fear paralyzes your body as if it were lead weights tied to your limbs

>"Oh don't worry, she will be fine. After a brief period of adjusting she might even enjoy being just like me."

>The fear on your face is joined by confusion. What did she mean by that?

>"Didn't you know? I sucked out her spirit energy to sate my hunger. The only way for her body to regain it is to become a monster just like me. Don't worry about her, by the time she will regain her consciousness the transformation will be already done. And I assure you that the process of regaining her spirit energy can be quite pleasurable, as I am about to show you."

>You hastily stutter that you couldn't possibly, nervously fingering the metal band around your finger.

>She looks at you questioningly, her gaze falling on your wedding ring, you had put on just a week ago.

>"Oh I see this cruise was supposed to be your honeymoon. In that case I will leave the two of you alone. She will be quite hungry when she awakes"

>>154912

>You had to grab her from the belly and take the report card from her hands when you asked about how her grades were doing when she walked through the door.

>"D-daddy! It's not that big of a deal! I'll just get the smart boy in my class to marry me!"

>You and your crow wife would have none of that, and you two decided on a way to help her study.

>It was your wife's idea, as she remembered her father doing the same thing to one of her sisters who didn't like to study either, and now she was a famous Urologist.

>>154946

>Erubetie couldn’t help to feel angry

>She had done her absolute best to try and make herself look good for him.

>And he didn’t even notice.

>Of Course she could just beat him down and rape him.

>The beating part was already done.

>She only had to take her prize now.

>…

>So why didn’t she?

>he was right there, staring up at her.

>It would be easy, and she could do whatever she wanted with him and noone would ever question her.

>But she felt something else.

>Embarrassment? no… why would she feel that?

>This was something else, and she didn’t know what it was.

>But… it didn’t feel bad.

>As she look down on him, she started to blush. Despite the fact that she was a slime, she couldn’t help herself.

>She turned to walk away, leaving him there, looking confused.

>… Maybe he’ll notice tomorrow?

>>154954

>This was a good one, she could tell

>The chest, the butt, the legs

>And that fine pantyhose…

>This was a high quality trap

>He was nervous about going home with her, but too weak willed to refuse

>She kept him in his bunny outfit just for fun

>Back home, push him on the bed, tease his nipples, she'd done this before

>Strip the one piece down slowly, revealing his cute, throbbing

>Vagina?

>A fucking bunnygirl alp?

>They make those now?

>The cotton tail and ears aren't even fake!

>Ammit dammit not again!

>>154975

>Met an edgy cancer

>She's into goth loli clothing and acts pretty cute

>She likes edgy music, horror films, games like Dangan Ronpa and Bayonetta along with shows like Ruby Gloom and Invader Zim

>She's really into femdom

>She teases me by saying she has a leash with my name on it

>Overall she's pretty chill girl

>>154979

>Be son of rich family

>Parents decide to hire monstergirl in order to be "progressive"

>Interspecies Agency sends girl who has prehensile hair

>She also carries flail with her

>Parents are assured that the weapon is because its cultural thing

>She gives garish oath to serve our "house"

>After, that, she hardly says anything and always has blank face

>Surprisingly, she turns out to be model employee

>Her hair functions as multiple arms that have both reach, precision and strength

>Decide to try and treat her like she were human

>She gradually starts to warm up a bit

>One day when we were alone in the house she suddenly flashed her panties and made suggestive gestures with her hair-hands

>Clearly there has been some kind of misunderstanding…

I can continue if you want some mediocre smut

>>155002

>8 months away that thing fucking came to my town

>fucking looked like a little girl, but there was no doubt she was a dragon

>I fucking felt muscles I never even knew I had shivering once it looked at me

>tells me to go buy her juice with my "nerd money"

>told her to fuck off

>she "convinced" me to go buy it

>she starts bullying me

>and it kept going

>every

>fucking

>day

>fucking Mr. Demon Expert friend finds out about it

>tells me she likes me

>"I have a monster girlfriend" speech starts

>"I bet 10 dollars you'll be dating her soon"

>tell him to go fuck off

>the bullying keeps on going

>have a retarded orc who goes to the same school as me

>she's actually retarded, she's on the same class as me despite being 20-ish

>one day she sees that horny slut bullying me

>thinks it's fun

>starts bullying me again

>fuck

>going out of school one day

>see her waiting at the gate

>stop instantly

>"fuckfuckfuck" thought patter gets interrupted by something heavy pushing me down, followed by pain

>my fucking head is spinning, but I somehow notice I just got fucking flying kicked by that orc

>dragon girl just stared for a few seconds and leaves

>next day

>orc girl fell down a pair of stairs and is staying home

>don't pay any attention to it and just go home after school

>at least that bitc-

>there's a fucking dragon girl

>she just stares at me

>"fuckfuckfuck" though pattern starts and keeps on going, since there's nothing to interrupt me this time

>she gets closer

>"a… ….. ka… ?"

>"w-what?"

>"a-are you okay?"

>"what?"

>"ARE FUCKING YOU OKAY"

>"W-whatdoyoumean"

>"your head"

>"M-my head is fine"

>she extends her hand

>I flinch back and brace for the punch

>she softly touches my head and looks at it

>I'm fucking shaking the entire time

>she looks at me

>"D-do I really look that scary?"

>I don't fucking know how to reply so I just say the first thing that comes to my mind

>"N-no, you look c-cute but…"

>"I'm glad,"

>she smiles

>"wouldn't want my future husband to think I'm scary"

>she kisses me

>her lips feel so soft

>my brain is still trying to process what just happened

>once I realize she's in my room, carrying me to my bed

>she just lays there hugging me and petting my head

>"S-sorry for all I did, I was trying to get your attention and didn't know how to go about it."

>she's really apologizing

>"P-please tell me if I did anything you didn't like"

>"W-well, you made me lose 10 bucks"

>turn around and hug her back

P-please help me with my need for badger girls.

>>155011

>Hunting one day, looking for deer or elk to take down with my .30-06 hunting rifle

>Cold as all hell, and the storm clouds overhead did not bode well for the weather

>Press on, getting rid of the hunger pangs is more important than going back to an empty cabin

>next thing I know, I'm in the middle of a blizzard, can't even tell which way was back to the cabin

>last thing I remember before passing out was cursing my poor judgement, and the sound of shuffling among the snow

>Wake up when I smell the scent of food cooking over an open fire

>I'm in some kind of underground burrow, in a makeshift bed

>"Are you feeling alright? You were delirious when I brought you down to my home"

>A beautiful young girl hands me a cup of porridge

>Before I could say something, I noticed the ears

>and her midrift

>"A-are you a-."

>Before I could say something she leans in and gives me a kiss on the lips

>"When I brought you in. you promised you would be my husband and stop any mean hunters from trying to get into my home, you still mean that, right?"

>>155020

>Receive a monster for the cultural exchange program

>It's not just any lamia, it's a tiny garden lamia

>She's was so tsundere at first, she likes to talk big

>Despite her big attitudes, she still runs away and coils herself when ahe sees something new

>The modern world is a scary place for a girl that only lived in primitive life at her tree village

>The cutest thing was that she fights the sexy female figurines for my affection

>She is afraid of lightning, she would slither onto my hand and hug my fingers

>I gently kissed her head and put calming music

>She fell asleep snuggly onto the palm of my hand

>I've became really protective of a tiny girl who is very precious to me

>>155015

t-thanks

>>155020

Nice

>>and her midrift

NICE

>>155027

> Driving home late at night on the warm Alaskan tundra, moonlight reflecting off the ice crystals on my forehead

> Fucking nothing for miles ahead

> Let go of the handlebar for the time being

> Hands glide towards my unzipped snowsuit

> Touch penis, already sticky

> What the fuck

> It rises of its own accord, covered in incandescent green slime that remains shapeless for a moment before reforming itself into a small, curvy goo girl

> Blows a kiss at me and begins to sway its hips as my goo-coated penis grows more confused

> As she slowly transitions into a full-blown bellydance I wonder if I could start to like this-

> Suddenly notice something getting harder aside from my dick and remember goo girls weren't meant to be exposed to the elements this far up north

> Try and yank her off my dick, only to tug painfully and get my right hand stuck as well

> Drive the rest of the way home with my left hand and slowly thaw her by the electric heater I swiped from the boss' daughter

> Spend the rest of the night experiencing the awkward sensation of watching your semen float around inside sentient, giggling jello

After that evening I made a point of washing out my foreskin after my Cheshire employer pulls me into the shore for some surprise snusnu

>>155192

>"Ay papi~"

>Shut up.

>"Ay papi~"

>Shut UP

>"Ay papi~"

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Ever since monster girls became real, I've had to deal with this baphomet bitch that just waltzed into my house one day. She won't leave, she just eats all the fucking mangoes from my tree and prances around saying "Ay papi" over and over again.

>This is what I get for living in the shittiest city in my state. Of course baphs would be here.

>The worst part of it all?

>She's the strongest monster species, so I can't ever hope to muscle her out. She's started to call me 'onii-chan' on occasion as well.

>Should have moved to Brazil. Fuck Brazil but at least they are too autistic to let baphs stay.

>>155203

>My Hellhound wife and I adopted two daughters

>Our Cheshire daughter is a mischievous prankster that tends to bully her Tiger sister

>Whenever Cheshire pulls a prank on Tiger, the Tiger gets violent and starts chasing the Cheshire with claws out

>My Hellhound wife has to separate the two girls and reprimand them

>Eventually the two girls got along, my wife and I relieved

>As we were watching a movie in the living room, the two girls slept in our arms

>Hellhound wife loves nuzzling them

>>155247

I once knew a satyr girl who had a job as a birthday clown. Unfortunately, as is the case with most alcoholic clowns, she got herself into trouble eventually. She showed up one day with her lips and giant fake clown hands heavily stained with red wine. The sight was frightening enough for the parents of the birthday boy to fire her on the spot over it, which depressed her for a bit up until said birthday shota ran into her at a friend's party one day, with one thing leading to another until he became her boyfriend.

>>155291

>two weeks have passed

>ever since the incident the horse pussy has been haunting his dreams

>the only way to avoid them is to stay awake

>the only way to stay awake is to binge watch anime

>JoJo time!

>in the middle of stardust crusaders he rests his eyes for just a moment

>wait, why is there a river in his room?

>ah, crap

>out of the river a figure emerges, a wide grin on the familiar face

>"You have been visited by the egyptian goddess of hearts. All the love you receive today will be doubled, but only if you reply 'Awaken my masters!'"

>he suddenly jerks up, shouting "Awaken my masters!" into the empty room

>fucking Nightmare

>>155971

"CARLOS!"

I turn from my traditional Japanese kotatsu, eating my traditional Japanese meal of sushi, rice, and more fish, to see my darling imouto, Sandra-chan, She's just the most kawaii thing in the universe, a satyr with curling horns and short, purple hair who loves to wear a tiny little bell around her neck.

A shame she was my imouto, because I still can't believe she was this cute. Of course, she was adopted…

"Whatever is the matter Sandra-chan?"

She groans, "Damnit, can't you just act like a normal person for once instead of a damn weeaboo?"

"Weeaboo? I'm not like those other damn gaijin! Japan runs in my blood!"

She stamps a hoof on the ground, nearly hitting one of the body pillows of my waifu!

"Dame yo! Not my poor Sakura-chan!"

I leap over to save my waifu from her fate when Sandra-chan scoops her up from the ground,tears forming in her eyes.

"Is this pillow more important to you than I am?!"

I pause, staring Sandra-chan in her tear filled eyes. She was obviously very hurt my this whole situation, as well she should be, I suppose I hadn't given her the attention she deserves.

I sigh, rubbing at my head as I gently walk over to her and put a hand on her shoulder. She looks up at me, hope in her eyes as her grip on the body pillow slackens.

"Bro…." She whispers as I move my arms in…

And scoop up from waifu from her.

"Phew, I was afraid you might start chewing on her or something. No harm, no foul though!"

My darling imouto stares at me, dumbstruck for a long while before her cheeks turn a deep red. She balls her fists and leans over, screaming at me,

"FUCK YOU, YOU GOD DAMNED WEEABOO!"

And with that, she runs out of the room, hooves clopping along the carpet, darling little purple tail wagging behind her.

Ah, another sugoi day in Los Angeles, California.

>>155980