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b11659 No.156132

ITS HAPPENING

>www.insertlink.com/mons/tersandshityoareinvadin/ourwo/index.rld

>As of 19:00 EST, what can be described as 'portals', have been appearing in New York, Los Angeles, Detroit, Birmingham, Dallas, and Miami.

>Local Police have responded and locked down these portals, however the president has issued a state of national emergency and has taken actions to send the military to these major cities to take over police operations.

>Major TV networks have yet to have any live footage up from these scenes but eyewitnesses say that forms have been seen to exit the portal. Social media is blowing up with video and pictures of such occurrences happening.

>one such video records a humanoid form coming out of the portal and dashing off into a building. Gunfire and screams can be heard in the background.

>religious zealots have taken to TV and announced that these events are the "Second coming of Christ". Many fear for their lives.

Holy shit guys is it really happening? I'm really fucking scared, I have my dog and my Rifle and we are ready to leave or defend on a moments notice. My local TV has been out since 7:30, the only thing on is major news stations. Please tell me somebody else is on here.

literally who

7d33d4 No.156134

This thread shows up in the catalog, it seems it's that glitch from some time back where new threads automatically end up in a 404 state for some reason from time to time.


874018 No.156137

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>>156132

>/mons/tersandshityoareinvadin/ourwo/index.rld

fuck,you got me there for a second lad

im kind of dissapointed it isnt happening….yet


b11659 No.156138

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>156137

>https://www.ohsh!t.com/fam/nig/gamonster/780998.html

>Reports are coming from all over the world in Britain, Egypt, Russia, Germany, Israel, Brazil, and Canada

>All countries have taken actions to surround these 'portals'. However, reports are saying that cities with smaller populations have had portals open up with forms exiting them.

>Countries are having trouble keeping up with the amount of portals openings enough so that they are instead bulking up forces in major cities and preparing for the worst.

SHITS GONE GLOBAL YO

PLEASE TELL ME SOMEBODY ELSE IS ON HERE

IM GETTING FUCKING SCARED


03741c No.156139

I've already been visited by a 19 year old lamia. I took her in because it's kinda cold outside and I hate the cold as much as she does. Now we are wrapped up in a comfy blanket as I shitpost and wonder if other anons have waifus visit them from some portals.


7d33d4 No.156141

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>>156138

>Britain and Egypt


3b5f83 No.156142

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Huh… guys? I can see from my window a woman with very, very long hair on the other side of the street who's just been watching my house for the past hour, not budging a bit. I'm on the 2nd floor and I don't think she saw me gazing at her, but I'm still creep'd out…


03741c No.156143

>>156142

Okay, calm down. At least in my area, the monster girls aren't aggressive. If nothing else works, just offer them food. The lamia I took in loved the pizza rolls I offered her, maybe it might work for you too.


7d33d4 No.156144

>>156142

Try inviting her in.


3b5f83 No.156146

>>156143

>>156144

>monster girls

Nigga no, she just had very long hair not horns or fox tails or whatever.

Anyway, during the timelength between looking outside and writing my post she finally disappeared.

I can't see her anywhere from the 2nd floor's other windows, but call me a pussy I'm not game to go downstairs now.

I… I-I'm not gonna have any trouble if I contact the police for something like that, r-right?


b11659 No.156148

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

THEY ARE BOMBING SMALLER CITIES

>https://www.tct.com/5583920.html

>BREAKING - The US Air Force has been seen taking actions in bombing Meno, Oklahoma. Social media footage has shown USAF planes diving and dropping bombs, on the small town. Other footage has shown planes dropping napalm, which was banned by the CCW in 1980. The president has not given a message yet concerning the bombings.

>Other towns throughout the country are reported to have turned into warzones while others have cut complete communication from the outside world

>Major cities such as New York and Detriot have been reported to have nothing come from the portals there.

Just had something brush past my window, i've locked all doors and windows. Nothing is getting in my fucking house.


3b5f83 No.156149

omfg knocks on my door


b11659 No.156151

File: 1457749390311.jpeg (79.4 KB, 602x443, 602:443, shitmane.jpeg)

All TV JUST SWITCHED TO THE WHITE HOUSE, ANYBODY ELSE GETTING THIS??


62450b No.156154

What the fuck are you guys freaking out about there's nothing wr


b11659 No.156158

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>>156151

President came up and then it cut out to color bars

what the fuck is happening, everything just went dark and no news stories have come up since 9:00

Thank god I haven't heard anything in my town

you guys are fucked


8b176c No.156164

>>156148

>Obama

>Having the balls to use napalm

>Not welcoming MG refugees migrants with open arms

Immersion broken tbh fam


b11659 No.156170

>>156164

>implying its not a elaborate cover up by obama to integrate them into our societies


9ef3ba No.156194

I'm hearing gunshots, but this is guerrero I live in so it's nothing out of the ordinary.

Weirdest thing all day has been a wiener dog.

Fucking Mexico.


b1ae7f No.156201

Power's out in my grid. what the fuck is going on?


032718 No.156218

>>156201

Everything's fine in my cabin in the woods with my backup generator :^)


8d0e9a No.156219

this is now the monsterpocalyspe thread


03741c No.156226

>>156194

>wiener dog

>wiener dog girls

>wiener dog kobolds

>dat feel when I'm not hugging an adorable wiener dog kebold

My lamia refugee is getting really nervous, is something really bad about to happen?


0653f6 No.156234

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DAY OF THE RAPE WHEN!?

DAY OF THE RAPE NOW!!!


01fd41 No.156256

File: 1457763499316.jpg (746.44 KB, 1366x1195, 1366:1195, 1442377373850.jpg)

fuck guys, I hear banging on my fucking door its starting to catch on fire. I think this is the end, its been a good run folks.

I'm so sorry /k/ I should have listened to you


b1ae7f No.156258

>>156139

>>156142

>>156143

>>156149

>>156154

>>156194

>>156256

>>156226

>all these niggers with monstergirls chasing down their dicks

D-do you think they know which ones are us?


9ef3ba No.156263

>>156226

Not a wiener dog girl, just a regular-ass wiener dog.

I don't blame the cute demon ladies for not coming, just last week some guy was shot in a club and the mob put up severed heads at the town's entrance.

If they ever come I'd take refuge in them.


e82fd6 No.156278

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420aed No.156279

There is someone outside my window trying to brake in guys… send help, I might not make it.


b40b97 No.156285

>>156132

>believing in the "second coming of christ myth"

I know you heathens don't bother to actually learn our beliefs, but don't fucking mix up the coming of the anti-christ/Satan with Christ's return to destroy Satan once and for all.


c92c67 No.156326

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>>156138

>Brazil

Going out looking for a lizardqt, wish me luck.


b8a3b3 No.156328

I've currently got an oni on my couch and a quickly diminishing supply of alcohol. At this rate, I'll need to go and buy more before the day is out.


ac136f No.156333

>>156328

Don't give her too much or you might end up with a broken pelvis after she snu-snu's you


3b5f83 No.156337

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>>156142

>>156146

>>156149

Well um shit wow last night was um wow

So I went downstairs and I just shouted "who is it?" The knockings stopped after that, but then I saw fucking living air crawling from between the tight space between the door and the doorframe. I ran to my phone to call 911 but just as dialled the number whole the hair unlocked the door from the inside.

I ran to hide in the most soundproof room of my basement and it was a woman's voice at the other end of the line. "THERE'S A MONS- A TRESPASSER IN MY HOUSE COMING TO KILL ME!!" I told her. However, my pleas for help were merely met with playful giggles. "I wouldn't worry about that, loverboy. Have fun~!" She hung up before I could reply to whatever the fuck was that.

So for a moment I just remained in fetal position inside the closet and I heard the being entering the room. I could hear her footsteps actually going further from my position, but just as I thought I might make it the closet opened with a loud bang: It was the hair who found me and the very same hair who wrapped me whole.

Naturally I struggled and screamed like prey about to be devoured as the "predator's" main body… catwalked toward me. No matter how much I'm still trying to deny it, I found the woman to be incredibly beautiful, with what seemed to be non-sagging H cups on a hourglass shape. I still don't know if it was because she didn't give two shits about my growing distress or if she actually enjoyed it, but she was just smiling at me lecherously as she easily slipped her pale silky hands under the hair "cocoon," then under my own clothes.

Teasing me all over, her nimble fingers felt uncannily soft, increasing the warmth under this "blanket." I was still trying to break free, but this time I somewhat had the balls to finally say something. "Let me go you monster!! What is it you want from me!?" And just as if she was waiting her whole life to hear these words her cheeks flushed as one of her hands reached further below while the other went for my nipple. I let out a yelp that I am still ashamed of as she gave the useless teat a firm twist and, giggling at my helplessness, she leaned toward my ears and whispered these words: "It's just sooo cooold outside, wouldn't you love to help me with that~?"

And in an instant, her hair freed me… only to now wrap us both all over, gluing our bodies under the warmth of this silky "sleeping bag." As the unbearable heat coming from every-fucking-where started to get me, I could feel my eyes getting teary and my breath picking up. "Shhh, darling… It'll be okay…~" she cooed, as I finally realized that not only my erect member was out of my trousers, but something fleshy and wet slowly rocked itself up and down all along it. Eventually it stopped at my pulsing gland, a warmth unlike any other making its way through my body whole. "It'll be even better if we both enjoy it…~"

>Cont'd


3b5f83 No.156338

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>>156337

However, just when I thought I was about to get raped senseless, the woman actually lowered herself slowly, gently. I could have counted how much time did it take for my shaft to finally be engulfed whole. And yet, ironically, the sensation from feeling every single bump of this wall of slimy flesh pressing against my gland was driving me crazy. My breath accelerated as if I was being ridden merciless in the cowgirl position, and the softness of her hair, all around us yet voluntarily caressing my skin only made things worse. At last, when the base glued to the entrance, I almost felt like I had a moment of release, but the fact that ejaculation did not occur yet really surprised me… and so did the lady rapist. "My my~, aren't you the hardy one~!" she teased, as she started to slowly wriggle her hips, a move I hardly ever saw in pornos. "But you know… you can come anytime you want~"

She said that, but clearly she deliberately didn't make it so I could let out my seed. Not that her technique was lacking, on the con-fucking-trary: her gentle movements, the bumps cradling all over my dick, her breath on my neck, her huge bosom pressing her nipples against mine own, her hair tickling the back of my ears and testicles… It felt like I was receiving the greatest massage in existence, the most heartfelt embrace anyone could ever give. Soon enough, I stopped viewing her as a monster, then the word "rapist" was replaced by "kind lady." My struggles completely ceased as I ultimately accepted my circumstances, unable to think of anything save the maddening comfort I was given.

At last, I could feel it coming, but as she felt my rod throb from inside of her she suddenly came to an halt, seemingly betraying her own promises. I had no idea what kind of look did I give her, but it seemed to have amused her quite so to tell me "O darling, please forgive me" in an obviously mock sad expression, " In the end, I'm just not cut out to go as low as taking a poor defenceless man by force…" In a pace that I found much too quick for my tastes she begun to pull back. "It might be best if we stop now before- AAAH~~!"

I could not believe what I just done. My arms, which I thought to be bound just a minute ago, were now firmly holding the woman by the waist, and my own hips plunged themselves back into her pussy. "Aah… my my~" she cooed, "it's almost as if you want to be raped…~"

"…I want it…"

"Hm~?"

"I said I want it!! RAPE ME!!"

Before I knew it, I was completely freed from her hair and I realized that, from the very beginning, I was being on top. Giggling, the beautiful lady hid her flushed cheeks before saying "But darling~, how can I do that, when you're pinning me down so strongly~?"

This probably being the greatest turn-on I've ever had, my memory got quite fuzzy afterwards. I remember cumming quickly when I finally rammed her with the force of ten thousand foot soldiers, and becoming hard again when her hair brought me to her soft pillows, her voice inviting me to be "as rough as I want with them." I remember hearing her moan like crazy when she got on top, and at some point me begging her to be wrapped whole inside her hair again, to which she didn't need much convincing doing. I lost count of how many times I- we climaxed, our compatibility so high I almost thought this was all meant to be. When exactly did she finally become satisfied, however, I would never know, for I seemed to have passed out after who knows how many hours of extreme love making.

When I woke up, I found myself completely tucked inside my bed. My first thought was that this all just had been the most intense wet dream of my life, but the sore sensation all over my penis proved otherwise. It was some time before noon when I woke up and I could hear somebody using the stove downstairs. Then I found - well, still find - myself into a dilemma: what the hell was THAT!? What am I supposed to do? Should I call the police again, or would they just laugh it off!?

Instead of going downstairs right now, I decided to write down everything I could remember, so she could think I'm still sleeping while I tell you guys of all this. But now that I just finished this sentence I just realized that the kitchen sounds stopped, and I can hear her going upstairs.

Welp.

I'll update again.


b8a3b3 No.156339

>>156333

I could die happy if that happened.


b11659 No.156358

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Shit guys

im posting from a library computer, nobody is here.

They are fucking everywhere. in the streets, on the roofs. I dont know how many ive shot. I've been on the run since last night. I've found some resistance and we are heading innawoods tonight. Supposedly there is a abandoned bunker that one of them goes to sometimes.

Jesus, this is the end. See you guys later. I'll try to update when i get access to a computer.


b8a3b3 No.156372

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>>156358

>shooting monster girls

>not stabbing them with your meat sword


420aed No.156379

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>>156279

I think that I’m safe right now so I’ll share what happen to me yesterday.

I heard someone outside my window so I naturally went to look. Thinking that it was a burglar I kept myself hidden. I saw a hooded figure poking around the windows and door.

I couldn't see their face but the clothes looked ancient.

Naturally I tried to call the cops, but when I called there was no sound.

So I found a baseball bat to try and defend myself.

I started to hear footsteps, which was weird considering I didn’t hear them breaking in.

So I went and hide my behind a door, planning to knock them out when they walk past.

Footstep get’s closer and I brace myself.

After they walk through the door I get a closer look at them, even if it’s only their backside.

The clothes they were wearing looked ancient. It was only a gray cloak with a hood.

They also had some weird looking accessories on their arm, Back them I thought it was the light playing tricks on me because i swear their skin was also a sort of light-gray.

I didn’t think long about this anyhow, I raised the bat to knock them out.

Nothing.

I couldn't move. Not a single muscle did what I told them to.

The intruder stopped, still looking away from me.

“Oh, so this is where you were hiding” Unexpectedly, it was a female voice, Monotone yet smooth

Still not being able to move all I could do was stand there and look.

She turned around to reveal herself.

Well, she most definitely wasn’t human, but god was she beautiful.

At this time I was terrified, but I was only able to stand there.

“You look troubled. Here let me help you with that”

Out of nowhere she pulled out a flask of dark blue liquid.

“This is going to make you feel a lot better.”

She put the flask to my lips, and poured it into my mouth. By pure instinct I started to swallow it.

At first I felt nothing, but after a moment I started to feel calm, unnaturally so.

She took me by the arm and pulled me to my room and put me in a chair.

I had regained the power to move but was mentally incapable of it.

I just felt like I was half sleeping, Despite being fully aware of what was happening.

“Now, Let’s get started, shall we?” She said, this time with a hint of kindness.

She pulled out another flask, This one purple.

“Now. I’m going to make you feel good, and you will continue to have these experiment with me, ok?”

I could only grunt in response.

After being feed the liquid I started to feel hot, Like never before. The heat stretch to every inch of my body, but it was most intense on my groin.

The heat was unbearable, and still being able to move freely there wasn’t much I could do.

“Oh dear, I might have given you a bit to much. But don’t worry, I’ll make you feel better. Alot better.”

Before I could even understand what was going on my pants were already at the flor.

And my dick was at full attention, feeling like it was burning up.

“This probably won’t take long, but don’t worry, we got a lot of time for other experiments.”

She gently placed her hand around it. This almost had me climax instantly.

“Sensitive? It’s only natural after what I gave you, so there’s no need to hold back.”

She made a simple up and down motion and before I knew it had had the strongest orgasm of my life. Splatting all over her hand.

Not changing from her neutral expression, she merely licked it up from her hand and said “Hmm, yes. This is good. You and I are going to have lot’s of experiments together.” Giving me a faint smile.

These ‘experiments’ continued for quite a while. How long I can’t tell. But once my strength started to fail me and I was on the verge of passing out. She merely looked at me and said “It might not be a good Idea to push you to far, so you sould rest”.

As she said that a invisible force picked me up and carried me to my bed where I passed out immediately.

After I woke up I looked around the house. Sneaking, trying to avoid alerting her.

She has converted one of the rooms into some weird alchemy station and she is making more of those potions.

I don’t know what to do guys, if she continues like this I’ll go insane. What is even happening!?


ed5af5 No.156381

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>not having your own cold war-era Happening bunker

>not having more guns than the police

The minutemen shall inherit the earth.


a325a5 No.156392

>>156358

>shooting them

In any case I've got some sorta dog girl, just sleeping on my bed, she kinda pounced me last night on my way to close the chicken coop up for the night.

Her being here seems to keep the others away it seems or maybe they don't have any interest


22ee8a No.156412

>standing alone in you're front yard

>monster girls coming at you from all sides

>you ready you're shotgun, rifle or whatever peashooter you kept hidden for the happening and aim

>objective: survive


b8a3b3 No.156416

>>156412

I throw my gun down, and declare that I will willingly date whoever can out drink the others. Then I enjoy a long, happy, and daughteru filled life with my oni waifu.


f6d220 No.156417

File: 1457832669668.png (Spoiler Image, 739.25 KB, 1327x629, 1327:629, Best Monster Girl.png)

>>156379

Live your life as normally as possible. just consider her a permanent facet of your life, once you have been claimed there is no going back. Get to know her, talk to her a bit.

How do I know this? Been claimed myself, not by one like yours, but one slightly more alien one for the lack of a better word. She takes a pretty passive role and actually helps with housework, since this is an apartment it's also quite easy for her to be unnoticed by the neighbours simply by staying in the house. She seems to get out every so often, not sure how.

I got lucky, there seem to be many cases where these girls take advantage of people.

I'll leave it at that, she seems to be having trouble with something so I'm gonna help her out. What's this about a merge?


ac136f No.156419

>>156412

Off myself and enjoy the afterlife comfortably with my Dullahan waifu


a325a5 No.156429

>>156417

What the hell do you mean 'claimed'

I subdued the dog girl thing and nothing, she looks kinda feral too but nothing, hell when she jumped I thought it was a desperate hungry coyote that had gotten too close. I mean outside that instance those things haven't really bugged us, also some of them don't seem to really break in as so much as invite themselves in when you answer the door.


d3c1dd No.156527

>>156132

THEY'RE ALPS

EVERYONE IN SF IS ALPS

EVEN THE WOMEN ALPED

SEND BULLIES TO EAST BAY, WE RAN OUT


f019da No.156535

>>156527

Bully as fuck Arkansas redneck here, on my way. Have some Red Bull, water, and some yohimbe set aside for me.


d3c1dd No.156536

>>156535

Ammit bless you, Anon. I'm holed up in Hayward pulling 3 alps by the tail, and the wurm that claimed me is starting to get jealous.


f019da No.156540

>>156536

Roger that, ignoring speed limits.


184f1a No.156553

I met one.

My penis is gone now.

I'm pretty alright with this.


56cc11 No.156554

I'm often a recluse so I don't go out much other than when necessary.

When I did go out today, many of those Monsters made a Beeline for me as soon as they saw me, it was a total bloodbath. Harpies, Lamiae, all sorts, there must have been at least 20 or so in the area when they spotted me.

Saw fireballs and electricity being shot out by what appeared to be some Magical ones too, before I was KOed by something. Just blacked out…

When I woke up, I appeared to be in some type of building, upon looking around it was a nearby supermarket (My town has 2; one being a chain and one locally owned; this was the local one)

I looked around, most of the market was completely ransacked in the chaos. Many of the shelves were empty and signs that were above the aisles were knocked over, the electricity was still working which was a boon since it was nighttime, the main doors were barricaded with shelves and other debris along with the windows. As I got up and tried to get my bearings I heard some kind of noise and saw something move. It appeared to be some serpentine tail. I thought, it may have been a Lamia that caught me.

I quietly and carefully moved to not alert the presence of whoever was in the building with me, I didn't know if they were going to kill me or not.

The tension was very thick as if the air itself had become a type of fog. It felt difficult to breathe. My nerves were shot as I approached the 9th aisle. I got a closer look at the tail there, it was purple.

Thinking I had no way to get out, perhaps I would try to reason with my captor, maybe she would at least have a bit of intelligence… That was a very big mistake on my part as when I approached, I saw her.

Definitely a Lamia, Purple skinned, long hair that was nearly black but with traces of red at the end, Black sclera and gilded pupils. She was definitely stacked as well. She grinned after hearing me approach and then tackled me to the ground. She chuckled before speaking. "My, my, I thought you wouldn't wake up yet…"

"What is it, what do you want with me? I'm not exactly the healthiest person around you know?" but as soon as I could try to finish my sentence, she immediately bit my right shoulder.

I felt a sharp heat permeating throughout my entire body. Blood was rushing to my dick. I've had boners before, but this sensation was something completely different.

She snickered after seeing my condition "You seem plenty healthy to me…" She then in an instant removed the clothes from my body and bound me in her coils lightly, guiding my dick into her snatch, as soon as it went in she immediately contracted her body and slackened it in waves.

Each time I came, she bit me again to keep me going. I lost track of how many times I let loose. It felt like time was a large blur in those moments. I don't know when I blacked out, but when I woke up again I had a faceful of boob and I was back in my room atop that.

She then spoke "You looked so cute sleeping like that." I then looked at her with a bit of anger as I moved back trying to re-position myself. "Don't be that way, I brought you home, didn't I?"

Want me to continue?


a50619 No.156556

File: 1457852241048.png (118.11 KB, 301x259, 43:37, 2spooky.png)

>portals opening in strange places all over the world

>strategic bombing taking place at the sites of these portals

>reports of monster girls spreading from focal points outwards to new locations rapidly

>all-out war in some places, full-on orgies in others

>fucking alps are spreading too

>even people on this board mentioning they've encountered monstergirls, even taken some in

>been going on for a couple days, media's trying to keep it hush-hush

A-any reports out of Florida yet, bros?


d3c1dd No.156567

>>156554

YES

Um, I mean, please continue. grape snake best rape snake


def67b No.156568

>>156556

I'm diggin to my sources anon. Shit is some serious full on damage control. NYC'er here I'll try to keep you updated if I hear anything.


420aed No.156610

>>156554

>Want me to continue?

Anon, you really can't leave us hanging like this.


56cc11 No.156630

>>156567

>>156610

Sorry, it was late last night…

I then asked her "How did you find my home?"

She took out my wallet and pulled out my license smirking all the while. "You're cute when you're mad too." She then threw it to the side and immediately moved down to the lower half of my body wrapping her breasts around my dick.

She chuckled. "Looks like you are stiff, but you don't seem right enough to move so I will feed this way"

I was curious as to what she meant by that but as soon as I started to ask, she immediately started…

She kept moving her hands and breasts, putting her mouth over the tip and sucking at the same time. I don't know how long it was before I felt release but the moment I did she immeditely gulped the load I shot down.

She then bit my thigh and I shot immediately back to attention, she then continued. I must have shot off 3-4 loads before she stopped and got up.

She moved over to the door before speaking "You must be hungry, I will make you something to eat. I can't afford to lose you after all this… husband."

On a side note: Turns out the Mamono forcibly changed the employees of the power plant during the invasion, hence why I still have power. They were gaining control of the infrastructure through conversion.

Sorry if I suck at writing…


a325a5 No.156635

Right bit of an update.

Kind slept with the dog girl, turned out to be a fox…she called herself a kitsune which translates to fox in nip right?

in any case I ended up sleeping next to her last night because it was either that or the floor and I was NOT sleeping on the floor. Fell asleep in the normal position, on my stomach head under the covers. Wake up this morning to find the fox girl, whose name turns out to be Natsume. I asked her what the hell she was doing when she attacked me last night, watched her face go red as she told me she had tried to take me for herself. I asked her why she didn't try again when I was passed out asleep. These where her exact words, I shit you not:

"You made me submit to you, so instead you ended up claiming me".

She seemed happy though even as she said it embarrassed as her tail…sorry TAILS waved back and forth. she's got four of them, maybe some kind of mutant fox? In any case I cooked some eggs for breakfast and she ate them no problem. She's kinda just sitting on my bed right now playing my vita. Gonna try and get more info out of her.


01fd41 No.156637

>>156630

Nah keep going this is great


7890d1 No.156639

>>156556

>Florida man massacres monsters with bow and arrow ;says he was "Emulating a popular 'monster hunting' game."


7890d1 No.156641

>>156556

>Florida man runs into portal; says he was "Gonna become a champion!"


7890d1 No.156642

>>156556

>Florida man establishes "Hunter's guild",


b8a3b3 No.156645

>>156556

>Florida man overdoses on viagra during reverse gang bang


7890d1 No.156647

Guys!

I just came from inside one of those portals!

They lead to some place inside of hell.

So I was innawoods when the portals started opening up. One just so happened to be near me and I had no idea what was going on. So I did what any normal /k/omrad would do. I loaded my Mosin–Nagant up and I went "adventuring". Basically I put 3 rounds into what I found out was a Baphomet and 2 into what was left of that wyrm,I blew it apart like a ragdoll,; that sounds unfair but…it totally was I got the drop they said my portal was dud… showed them the biggest bang of their short short lives.


df00b3 No.156669

>>156647

Anon, a convenience store in Florida is not a portal. Lay off the meth.

Stop shooting at goats and alligators.


ffbe45 No.156670

>>156669

actually a convenience store IS a portal when you are in florida


c92c67 No.156673

File: 1457898945456.jpg (30.51 KB, 480x680, 12:17, chuckles.jpg)

>go out looking for a good MG

>sneaking around to avoid getting proactively dated

>get spotted by a chesire

>see those eyes looking at me

>those eyes and that shit eating grin

>she disappears

>mfw she fucking trips on her on foot and falls head first into the floor

>try to suppress laughter

>she look up at me, red from embarrassment and almost crying

>feel bad for it but still laughing

>pet her and ask if she's okay

>she gets even redder and starts crying into my lap

>I gently pet her while hugging her

>stay like that for a while

>once she starts crying I take her home and cook her something

>she's so cute and embarrassed going "t-thanks"

>end up keeping her

>tfw ended up waifuing a chesire out of pity


583079 No.156676

File: 1457899410236.png (454.28 KB, 964x718, 482:359, i for one welcome our mamo….png)


8d0e9a No.156709

>>156527

turns out earthlings don't produce any spirit energy at all, and EVERYONE monsterizes

even the men


420aed No.156710

File: 1457906719077.jpg (500.49 KB, 700x990, 70:99, 132f81c734e21e20d5c51c40c5….jpg)

>>156379

So I took >>156417 advice to try and get to know her. And I’m going to honest, she’s not that bad when she isn’t doing her experiments on me.

I mean, she did convert one of my rooms into an alchemy station and insist on that I should do more experiments with her. I don’t know if I will survive that many experiment, but never the less it did feel rather good. So I might do some experiment with her.

I’m not completely comfortable with the whole “claimed” thing, but when I told her this she just patted me on the head and told me “Don’t worry, you’ll learn to like it”.

Other than that she has tried to make me drink all of these weird potions, saying that they will “make you feel better” or “increase your stamina”.

I don’t know if I deare it, what do you guys think?

She did spike one of my drinks so that heat came back, tho this time I had more control over my body. In the sense that I could move anyway, I was completely unable to control myself from fucking her right there on the spot… I mean, she did give me the potion just for that purpose and it DID feel amazing, but still.

I also asked about the whole portals thing and where she came from. But she just laughed and told me that I don’t need to worry about such thing because she’s here to “take care of me now”.


7d33d4 No.156711

>>156676

>OUT

anon pls


583079 No.156712

File: 1457907740394.png (453.26 KB, 964x718, 482:359, i for one welcome our mamo….png)

>>156711

I rushed it a bit, terribly sorry


8d0e9a No.156718

>>156710

>I also asked about the whole portals thing and where she came from. But she just laughed and told me that I don’t need to worry about such thing because she’s here to “take care of me now”.

There's absolutely no way this could ever end badly. no siree!


420aed No.156720

>>156718

Should I be worried? I could try and escape but I don't know where.

I'm scared now.


d5bb0c No.156722

>>156720

I don't think making her angry would be a good idea.


420aed No.156724

>>156722

So I should just go with her experiments? I don't think she would hurt me but who knows what she will put in my drink next time.


d5bb0c No.156728

>>156724

>So I should just go with her experiments?

I see nothing better to do, who knows, you might even like it.


7596be No.156743

Guys, send help, my town has been taken over by army of onis. Nobody is doing anything. We even had refugees welcome protesters to greet them when they came, they laughed at them and grabbed all the single men into princess carry and took off.

Now they going door to door, oh god they took my neighbor, I think my apartment complex is next…


d5bb0c No.156758

File: 1457917598384.jpg (116.31 KB, 379x568, 379:568, All Smiles.jpg)

Dunno why you guys are freaking out.

My small village in england has been inhabited by a group of female centaurs.

They claimed they'd had enough of the male's rough tretment and were just looking for refuge, so we took em in. Not one rape yet!

They even offered to help out around the place, and true to their word they did.

Life is great!

Currently maling hummus and carrot sticks for the one I let live with us.

Gonna ask her out, wish me luck.


b8a3b3 No.156764

>>156743

If I hadn't already scored an oni waifu early on in all this, I'd be demanding to know where you are. As it stands, I'm vaguely curious in an academic sense. On a side note, I ended up having to leave my oni in the car so that she wouldn't start touching herself in the middle of the liquor store. Then I drove home while she sampled my purchases. After that, she did irreversible damage to the front door, the furniture, and my pelvis. All in all, it was the best day of my life.


c92c67 No.156766

File: 1457918580413.jpg (Spoiler Image, 118.52 KB, 270x630, 3:7, sexual way.jpg)

>>156743

>not just greeting the onis


a325a5 No.156773

>>156758

>rapefugees

That being said I spent like the last 2-3 hours pretty much fucking my brains out with Natsume. I swear it's her child birthing hips she's got on her and those really small and fat eyebrows that's doing it for me. My dick hurts I have some sort of I dunno girl monster…monster girl laying on my bed sleeping with a big blissful look on her face.


c92c67 No.156806

>>156773

>>rapefugees

#notallmonstergirls


b5536f No.156808

>>156141

>Israel just gets wave after wave of pissed off Ignis.

>It's an absolute shoah.


56cc11 No.156811

>>156637

If you insist.

Purple Lamia came back with soup. Being as hungry as I was I dug in. All the while asking questions about what the hell was going on.

From what she told me is that portals like the ones seen on the news and broadcast on the radio were also placed all over her homeworld as well. Apparently many were marching through trying to claim men for themselves as I was told that the population of males has diminished extensively. They can only breed more of their kind rather than males. They also feed off of something called Spirit Energy which is found in living things, but specifically in Male humans.

I learned about her species, she definitely was a Lamia, a subspecies called Apophis. Her name was Melania. I just call her Mel for short.

"You know I am a bit pissed at what you did to me Mel, why the hell didn't you just talk to me instead and told me this at the start?"

"I'm sorry. You are the first man I saw, so I claimed you."

"Claimed?"

"Many monsters have Demonic Energies and they imbue them into the men they claim so they cannot be taken away. Very few will go after claimed men."

I then thought to myself. "Well that explains why she called me husband"

"And the biting?"

She chuckled. "It's how my kind keeps our men from weakening during sex. We have a venom that perks men up."

She wrapped around me and placed her head on my chest. I still had a lot to think about, all of it was a bit difficult to take in. By the time I looked down to see if she moved back, she fell asleep.


a325a5 No.156812

>>156806

I really haven't been out into the world at large so so far my only exposure to this 'even' is Natsume


725fd4 No.156832

Houston here, a group of lamias that call themselves The Diamond Back Gang have been robbing banks in the area. I accidentally ran into one by accident at the AMC movie theater and now I am getting a feeling that I am being watched. I heard something rattling by my window earlier and I couldn't see anything. So I closed my blinds. What do?


d3c1dd No.156843

>>156832

Start reading poetry out your window, interspersed with "snek a best". She'll swoon so hard she'll be unable to tenderly love you with your consent.


e81b09 No.156845

>faggots in this thread think they're gonna get got

Hold on, there's something outside my w


8d8363 No.156850

File: 1457930811049.png (3.03 MB, 3000x2000, 3:2, 1449820997250.png)

linkarchived.org/human-insurgency-in-rural-montana.html

>A small town appears to have barricaded themselves with a wall from surrounding trees, several days after the global "portdemic"

>When our news chopper landed outside the wall, several men armed with illegally modified rifles and shotguns shouted for the crew to leave

>After attempting to ask them some questions, the men fired a warning shot, and our chopper left

>The next day, eyewitnesses report seeing trucks perform drive-bys on the humanoids from the portals as well as mass executions in rioting cities

Are these the heroes we need or are they crazed vigilantes? Pic related is the artist interpretation of one of the drive-by performers.


e81b09 No.156871

>>156845

AHH FUCK I HAVE SOME TIME THE THUMPING ON MY WALLS AND DOORS HAS STOPPED FOR A SECOND I THINK THE


56fdd0 No.156880

Redneck anon here, coming into Utah hot. Heavy one Hellhound. Been claimed but she wants to see some alps get swirlied. Long story. Will explain when we stop for the night.


83b6e0 No.156898

File: 1457942148862.jpg (58.17 KB, 608x531, 608:531, 1454424097549.jpg)

Its happening here in Washington too.

I haven't seen any in person yet though. What kind of shit are we dealing with here?


56fdd0 No.156900

>>156898

I got pulled over by a cop for speeding but got off with no ticket when she monsterized right in front of me, how's that?


d20bfe No.156913

England here. Live out in a little farm town in the backside of the East Midlands, and I can't even BEGIN to count how many cars have been rolling into town these last few days.

For lack of other official instructions, people are going full-on Blitz mode and evacuating the population centres to flee to the countryside.

Don't know why more people aren't trying to GTFO altogether yet. Suppose we don't know if there are underwater portals, and I wouldn't trust a plane in that sky.

No rioting yet (thank fuck), and the visitors- no, I suppose they're refugees now- mostly seem to have had the sense to bring their own supplies, but I'm seeing a lot of knives and other improv night weapons around.

Fact that nobody seems to be getting arrested for public carrying is saying a lot more to me than the radio's Douglas Adams/ "Don't Panic." announcements.

I think folks are mainly waiting for the other shoe to drop before doing anything. The silence here is deafening, as they say.

T.V and internet are still up for now, and we've all seen the videos of America- people are already naming it scaremonger-tier shit like "The Happening" or "The Blood Sky", and seeing the stuff going on, I find it increasingly hard to blame them.

No declared portals over here yet, but the government's trying to keep its head screwed on and they're actually dishing out decent "first encounter" advice and sending garrisons to oversee things here- though I'll admit it's mostly weekend warriors and a few vets to train them up and put out diplomatic fires.

Not everyone's happy to see so many automatic rifles being dropped into a powder-keg this big.

Anyways, that's all from over here. Um. Yeah. More as things develop, I guess.

Assuming I'm not one of the first people to get a Glasgow tracheotomy when some idiot inevitably drops a spark into the gunpowder.

Want me to continue? This is my first go at this kind of thing, so constructive crit would be appreciated.


e48ee4 No.156916

So uh, a few portals have been appearing in the skies, actually. Make that numerous portals.

Why are they rapidly firing giant black orbs with girls on them.


455ad3 No.156918

Just rolled through Salt Lake City, Utah. Place had gone insane. There was a portal over the Tabernacle disgorging honest-to-Jesus angels. They were duking it out with an army of succubi right there in midair!

You could tell people were in the Tabernacle on account of the singing. They must have had it going out of some damn nice speakers because you could hear it even where we were.

Every so often, an angel or a succubus would fly in through a window and come flying out with a man in her grip. The angels would then fly up into the portal. I don't know where the succubi flew off to. North, somewhere.

We broke into a house just outside SLC ("we". Huh. The hellhound's growing on me). Like good Mormons, the owners had stocked food and fuel for the Apocalypse. Bet the bastard never through to stock rubbers. Former owners were gone; going by the clothes, the wife and daughter monsterized and dragged the father and son off somewhere. Not sure where, exactly, but I back the truck up against the root cellar door, just in case.

Gonna catch some shut-eye and start again soon as I'm up.


40f06f No.156921

File: 1457956680963.jpg (115.71 KB, 277x582, 277:582, f80cd63a-6fe7-41a8-a88f-65….jpg)

The situation in most the Balkans is under control. We had very few portals so far, so most peaceful migrants are already settled into various camps where they patiently await deportation to whichever country will take them.

As a police officer, I've been busy patrolling the camps. Most of them are surprisingly well-behaved, we only had a few run away so far and enrich people. For whatever reason, the EU told us not to disturb the mamono and their mates, so every girl that escapes and finds a mate is here to stay. We're already getting enough shit for the "inhumane" treatment, so our politicians don't want to piss them off even more.

The girls often tend to catcall officers patrolling around. I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty flattering. There's a fence between us, so none of us are worried about getting proactively dated while on-duty.

Here's where my troubles start. I noticed one girl eyeballing me in particular. A hellhound, no less. She's gone now and the last time I saw her she said "I'll see you tonight, big guy".

Should I run for it?


56cc11 No.156937

>>156918

Apopnon here. (Yes, I will go by that moniker here for identification purposes only)

Must be harsh over there in Utah. Parts of my town (Live on the East Coast btw) have settled down a bit, there are still a few squabbles left and right, mostly against the religious nuts and the monsters. Given how liberal the USA has become, chances are that those idiotic SJWs will change into Mamono and the Nu-male supporters of those scumbags will Alp (Learned that from Mel that human men who have homosexual tendencies will transform into succubi themselves as they no longer produce Spirit Energy).

I am just curious about the portals though, I do not know what will happen if they remain open. If instability occurs, do you think parts of the planet will be destroyed as a result?

Mel has really calmed down since "Claiming" me, so the biting has stopped. She has instead been lacing my food with her venom or giving me vials of it. (Not as effective as the bites as it takes a little longer to kick in, but I told her I am getting sick of the biting as it hurts like hell)


725fd4 No.156950

>>156843

I woke up this morning with a note on my nightstand. It read, "Come to the theater at 2:30. Come alone and don't be late." I'm terrified now.


1e8303 No.156953

>>156535

Fellow arkansan here. Literally nothing has happened. Then again we live in arkansas. I'll keep everything posted.


be434e No.156957

>>156937

Californianon again, the alps have been sort of contained. They're mostly in SF and Oakland, with border skirmishes breaking out every couple of hours. Both the police and the gangbangers are doing their best to hold them off, but they only just learned bullying is the most effective way. Posting from my phone, since my Wurm finally got fed up and dragged me out to the hills to live in some burrow she made away from the "icky man-ladies trying to steal her hubby!".


be434e No.156959

>>156937

>>156957

Shit, didn't mean to link it to a post. My bad.


3e71ce No.156966

>>156808

underrated post


def67b No.157008

NYC'er here. It seems like someone spilled the spaghetti around here and I'm seeing squad cars racing by my apartment to the major areas as such. (Nearby JFK and other airports affiliated in the area.) I do night shift during my job as well I'll try to report back. Haven't heard anything on the Alping of sorts but there's seem to be a odd flip in the weather dropping high to lows. Anyways will report back. Any anon in the NYC area please respond back on your report.


912065 No.157019

>>156921

Yeah. If you don't run for it, it'll run for you


81673f No.157039

So is this some sort of invasion or something? I woke up to what sounded like some meth-head trying to kick my front door in, so I grabbed my rifle and went around the back of my house to see what was happening and there were these five cow-ladies knocked out on my front porch. It looks like they tried to headbutt their way through my steel front door.

Any ideas on what I should do besides getting them an ice pack or something? The phone lines to the county sheriff and the nearest towns are all giving me busy signals.

And apparently this site is acting screwy too


2e684a No.157040

>>156921

It's too late, start shopping for a wedding ring.


b11659 No.157065

File: 1457991028578.jpg (47.79 KB, 400x444, 100:111, 1453084873163.jpg)

>>156850

anon on the run here.

Our bunker got raided and we lost one of our men. We hear rumors of canada not being hit so hard. however, its canada and canada is always fucked hard, we aren't going there.

thank god you posted that link we are headed to montana now

may Ben "one man holocaust" Garrison grant me strength


575056 No.157068

Alright, this is fucking bullshit. I went outside to see what you idiots were talking about because nobody broke in.

They're fucking ignoring me. It's like my neighborhood just isn't a target. I ran down to the store just fifteen minutes ago. Harpies fly away, Lamia slither into the grass and Oni just shrug their shoulders and act like I don't exist.

I should feel lucky but honestly it's insulting. I'm not that ugly or scary am I? I mean for fuck's sake, even the gas station clerk is getting laid. Guess the good news is gummy worms are 'free' for now.

I 'liberated' a couple red bulls and donuts from the store and came back. Anybody else have this stupid problem?


2e684a No.157078

>>157068

Good news, and bad news

Good news is you've already been claimed.

Bad news its by matango spores.

Welcome to the Collective brother.


e48ee4 No.157084

>>157078

Doubt it. The moment people realized how infectious Matangos are they went on a massive crusade.

Him already being claimed by someone is as much of a guess as any, but by what we have no clue.


2e684a No.157086

>>157084

You're right.

>>157068

Good news, I was wrong.

More good news: Prepare to be bullied.


e48ee4 No.157087

File: 1457992906304.png (183.87 KB, 500x600, 5:6, Battler Thinking.png)

>>157086

No, still doesn't feel like that's the right answer. Even for a Cheshire it's too subtle.

I have a question, does 575056 have dreams. Wet dreams specifically?


2e684a No.157088

>>157087

I meant prepared to be bullied by benis.

He wants to be the little girl.

Alp


e48ee4 No.157091

>>157088

Well shit, I feel like a dummy.

Still would like to know a answer to the question, could figure out if it's a Nightmare or not.


40f06f No.157108

>>156921

Finally got home, so far there's no sign of her.

I did a quick sweep of my house, then proceeded to lock all the doors and windows. Everything looks clear. Hopefully I got lucky and she was taken back into custody by another officer before she sniffed out where I live.

Still, I'll keep a gun next to my bed.


2e684a No.157109

>>157108

>Wake up.

>Gun is replaced with hellhound

>She's casually smoking

>"Was it good for you too, baby?"


40f06f No.157111

>>157109

I don't care that much about the gun since it technically police property, but if she gets into my cigs she will catch these hands. Those things are expensive.


40f06f No.157117

I can't find my gun


2e684a No.157118

>>157117

>Can't find gun

>Better shitpost on the internet


d5bb0c No.157119

>>157118

Where you're going, you won't need guns.


f019da No.157120

Okay, so bedding down in that abandoned Mormon house was a bad idea. Fucking very bad fucking idea.Turns out it wasn't so abandoned.

I got about four hours of sleep before Holly (Hellhound) woke me. There was something crawling around upstairs. It sounded small, like a raccoon or something, but they don't have raccoons in Utah so, what, a jackrabbit maybe? Anyway, go up to check. Take the Glock with me because you never know.

Get up to the landing. There's like three bedrooms upstairs that we'd blocked off with heavy furniture rather than risk mamonos getting in through a window we couldn't see. One of them had been moved out of the way. There's no way that heavy-ass desk could have been moved without us hearing it. I remember distinctly me and Holly looking at each other, then hustling down the stairs without saying anything.

We get down to the first floor and spin around the corner to get to the living room. And there's this fucking loli standing right there in the middle of the room, grin on her face that would do a faggot cat proud.

"You're a bad, bad man for breaking into a little girl's house like this," she says, and right about then I realize she looks a hell of a lot like the mother in the pics on the walls. I'll be honest with you, /monster/, I've never even pointed a gun at a person before. But I didn't even hesitate; I brought the Glock up to her chest and pulled the trigger twice.

Fat lot of good it did. They bounced off some kind of light-shield. Fucking magic. It was then that I heard glass shattering. The loli in front of me was saying something about punishment, but I don't remember because there were these two dainty little fucking arms choking me out from behind. (Solid full nelson; little slut was good).

My vision was just starting to go grey when Holly splashed the the loli in front of me, the loli choking me, and me with a giant bottle of Johnny Walker. God knows why she did that. Maybe she was planning on a loli barbeque. Whatever. Both lolis sank to the floor, the one letting me go, and started crying about shit like "Eww it's icky and smelly!" and "Now I'll never be married!" Best I can figure, they were still Mormons deep down.

We didn't wait around for answers. We just snatched up our packs and booked it to the truck. We peeled out of there like bats out of Hell. Just to be petty, I chucked a canned coffee into the house's window. Fuck it.

Holly's driving, but she's starting to flag. Soon as I post this, I'm gonna take over and let her get some shut-eye. Keep safe, /monster/, and don't let the lolis get you.

>>156953

Keep up the good fight, brother.


7e84e3 No.157140

My head is really itchy. Plus i keep dreaming of mushrooms but the local news just says mystery illness please stay instead


7596be No.157143

>>156758

So they did break into my apartment, took the whole door off. I was able to hide in the closet behind hidden wall. They went through my whole apartment looking for something. I thought I was done for when one of them yelled

"I guess nobody is here" before yanking the closet door open. Good thing the hidden wall was there other way she would have seen me. After that I heard her sigh in disappointment, before they left they stole my beer from the fridge though.

I might take my baseball bat and go safe my beer.


bdbe35 No.157159

File: 1458005872646.png (Spoiler Image, 913.03 KB, 1360x766, 680:383, 8moon.png)

Only thing happening in my neighborhood is massive amounts of looting (to be expected in a crisis like this) and a salamander challenging random people to a fight. I'm going to see if she's interested in some vigilante JUSTICE. A local gang moved in here a while ago and their really driving the property values down the shitter.

Kikewheels let me post


40f06f No.157210

>>157117

I'm back, posting this from my phone in my bathroom. She finally took the cuffs off after I said I needed to use the bathroom. Since she's clawing at the door, I dont have enough time to give you more details, hopefully she'll take a break soon so I can tell you guys more. Also I think I'm engaged.

>>157118

My gun was on a table, right behind me. I heard a noise and looked back while I was still shitposting when I noticed it was gone. Shitposting a bit more is the first thing that came to me.


6a4d1c No.157214

This thread is so silly.


575056 No.157218

>>157078

>>157084

No no no, that's not it at all. I wasn't visited last night, I didn't have a wet-dream- well nothing out of the ordinary, and I sure as hell would react to the pollen in a mantango. I have no clue what's up. They won't even talk to me. Seriously I'm just flat up ignored, some of them even clench their stuff. I don't think if a monster girl claimed you, it would mean complete and utter excommunication from all other monster girls and HOPEFULLY she'd have shown up by now and put this all to rest. This is some next-level cold shoulder bullshit from an entire species of invaders. People are disappearing, probably faggots going innawoods, and I'm sure my ISP's systems are gonna drop in a week so that'll be annoying as fuck. What am I supposed to do?


9dee0d No.157240

Australia here.

Yowies are beating the fuck out of things, I must have spotted fifty types of Lamia on the way here, and I'm pretty sure my shed's got an Arachne in it calmly weaving a 'Home sweet home' rug.

So what did we do? Bit of Vegemite behind the ears to keep the buggers off and, went to the fucking pub until shit calms down. Played a mean game of quoits with a Kangaroo girl. She's kinda cute actually…


56cc11 No.157246

>>157218

You either are Alping or have been claimed by the side of Light.

There has been some talk of the "Angels" taking men away from Earth in some pseudo rapture. Either that or you got a Cupid on your hands and some magic arrow nonsense is acting like a ward. Those servants of Eros are indeed weird in many ways.


575056 No.157248

>>157246

I don't think I'm alping though. I've never been attracted to men in my life and I never thought being a girl would even be remotely cool. I'm just a normal dude that shitposts about warhammer and eats fast food.

But the idea of a rapture… Shit man, are they going to abduct my ass? I'd rather stay here to be honest, I don't know what another world looks like but I don't even like church, how am I supposed to like heaven or whatever the hell it is?

>Magic Arrow Nonsense

I've been shot with a blowdart before, hurts like fuck all. Wouldn't I notice if I got tagged with an Eros-Arrow?

My hypothesis is I'm just THAT undesirable, or maybe they're mad at me for some reason. I got a nasty look from a Kobold the other day, started barking and gritting her teeth out of nowhere.


9dee0d No.157252

>>157248

Are you part of the Fraternal Order of Mailmen?


575056 No.157254

>>157252

I didn't even do jobs as a paper boy when I was a kid. No, I'm a total dropout that WAS going to go to some university for gaming bullshit but since the world is probably ending now, that dream's dead.


d50859 No.157262

Greetings from Scandinavia, Heroes. So, lots of fun things happened here… We got our trolls, our hulders, some elves, hell, I even saw a Yuuki-Onna today. In south, a golem wrecked our military, then proceeded to rape every single male soldier she could get her hands on. Meanwhile up north and in mountainous regions, trolls started popping up.

We have a hulder running a political party which is going surprisingly well (as far as "our magic WILL fuck you over, and so will we" goes). Agriculture is at an alltime high, with all sorts of monstergirls working the farms.

And where are our defenses? They're gone. Military is gone, replaced by werewolves and hellhounds and whatnot. Police is the same. Got a few succubi in health, though. Nice women, very caring. They have been accepted, but only because they are so much stronger than us. Oh, and we have mermaids out the ass along the coastlines. Weeeeird.

On the other hand, I have a lovely kitsune milf for a neighbor now. She's a total ara~ara~ as well. Frankly, this invasion isn't so bad. Yes, we have had several casualties. Yes, they are technically oppressing us. Yes, our countries were crippled and it's still hard to find jobs, media is censored and extremely pro-monster. But boobs, man. And girls! So many girls! I swear to Ammit-chan, I have never seen so many girls wanting to suck my dick.

Now excuse me, I'm having dinner at my neighbor's place. If I'm gonna die, I'm at least gonna die happy.


70c8c4 No.157286

Guys please help me!

There is this crazy multi-tailed girl in my house. I am hiding in the clothing-cabinet of my bedroom and can hear her doing stuff downstairs. She saw me throughthe window before she busted the door, now probably looking for me. What am I supposed to do, I'd have to get past her to get my gun.


40f06f No.157306

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>>157210

Alright, she finally called it a day. Here's what happened.

After my last shitpost, I slowly and tactically started to panic. My gun was missing, looking for it was out of the question because I'd likely stumble into the person who took it. Jumping out of the window wasn't an option, since I was on the third floor of an apartment building. Only thing that came to mind was getting out the front door, but then I noticed the keys were missing as well. I was locked in my own apartment with a rapist misunderstood refugee.

I lied taught to myself "Hell, I'm a police officer, I have self-defense training, there's nothing scary about one woman." Gathering up the courage with the help of half a bottle of beer, I decided to do a more thorough search of my apartment rather than wait for the enrichment. It didn't take someone with detective skills to notice there was a path of rose petals leading to my bedroom. I knocked hard on the door, yelling some crap about trespassing and the right to remain silent when she wrapped her admittedly soft arms around my neck and knocked me out.

Next thing I know, I find myself cuffed to my bed, completely naked, aromatic candles on the cupboards, the works. I'm thinking to myself, should I scream out? Will help arrive before I get violated? My thought process was then interrupted by the bedroom door slowly opening and her appearing in my uniform.

"Ah, you're finally awake!" she exclaimed and slowly started to make her way towards the bed, swaying her hips in a mesmerizing motion. For some reason the only thing I could think about was her beautiful figure, couldn't take my eyes off her. As she sat on the bed next to me, I got a jolt back into reality and started ranting about how she's breaking a ton of laws doing this.

"You're holding a police officer captive against his will while trespassing on his property, do you have any idea how many years in prison that is?" I asked, hoping it'll knock some sense into her.

"An officer? Only one of us is wearing a uniform here. I think I need to teach you some manners, chew toy~"

"Ma'am this isn't a joke, you're threatening an officer of the law and-"

"I'm not threatening anyone, I'm merely telling you what's gonna happen."

She promptly began to undress in front of me, teasingly asking me if I like what I see. I refused to reply, hoping to save at least some dignity.

"It would be rude to wake your neighbors this late, and you do look like quite the screamer~" she said, before forcing her underwear in my mouth to keep me quiet.

"You look so cute when you're terrified, but don't worry. I won't hurt you. Much."

She started feeling me up, one paw on my crotch and the other on my torso, all while keeping eye contact with me. The way her soft, fuzzy paws were fondling my manhood gave a nice contrast to those burning, black and red eyes. Before I knew it, I was fully erect despite the fear piercing through my heart due to her hellish glance.

"Look at that, look's like the chew toy gave me a nice bone to play with~"


40f06f No.157307

>>157306

She then started to lick my face while rubbing her pussy on my erect member. Her crotch felt unnaturally warm, couldn't help but think to myself how she's in heat and giggle like an idiot. I guess she took the giggling as a sign I'm actually into it and impaled herself on my rod. She let out a small whimper of pain and I noticed a bit of blood. I was her first, and that made me realize she was mine as well. Just great, couldn't even lose my virginity to a human woman.

Soldiering through the pain, she started moving her hips harder and faster with each passing second. All traces of pain in her face were gone and replaced with lewdness and drool.

"I WANT TO HEAR YOU SCREAM FOR ME, CHEW TOY" she shouted as she pulled out her underwear out of my mouth "SCREAM LIKE THE DIRTY, LITTLE SLUT YOU ARE"

And I did.

Now my neighbors know I'm a dirty little slut.

Anyway, she kept riding me cowgirl for the next few hours. Without a single break I came time after time, with her relentlessly swinging those hips on top of me. No matter how many times we did it, she never seemed to be satisfied. She came prepared with boner pills and energy bars, I'm surprised I lived through it all. They never taught us how to deal with these situations at the police academy.

That's when we took a small break and I posted my last update. I think she proposed to me, but I'm not quite sure. She gave me a collar, put it on me and said I'm hers now. Maybe a collar is their equivalent of a wedding ring, I don't know. I guess running away wasn't really an option anymore, she'd just track me down and beat me up. As much as I'd hate to admit it, she was much stronger than me.

As I left the bathroom, it all began anew, except this time she forced my head into her crotch.

"Tell me when you need to come up for some air, pet" she said, knowing full well the only noises I could produce from down there were some muffled groans.

Moving my tongue around her vagina, I noted she really was unnaturally hot down there. Not enough to burn my tongue, but still enough to focus on it rather than the taste. Her pleasure-filled moans got me pretty turned on, I'll admit, so I started moving my tongue around faster. I honestly had no clue what I was doing, but I was doing something right if she kept screaming "DON'T STOP".

Funnily enough, at one point I heard the upstairs neighbors shout out "PLEASE STOP"

We kept that up for another hour or so in different position. A while she just locked up head into her crotch with her paws, then she just outright sat on my face. Every so often, I'd hit the spot just right in a way that she'd clench her paws a bit and scratch me. I got a quite a few scars from it.

After all that she still wasn't done and we got back to the first position with her on top of me. She was pounding her pussy on my dick much harder than before. The bed was covered in sweat and genital fluids almost as much as the two of, so we moved the debauchery into the shower. There, she leaned against the wall while I was hitting her from behind. We almost slipped and fell more than once, but that didn't stop us. We stayed there doing it for another ten minutes even after all the warm water was all gone.

By then it was already passed noon. Since neither of us got any sleep, we decided we might as well just get a few hours of sleep now. I changed the sheets, while she made us a quick snack. It's weird how she grew on me in such a short time. I didn't really feel like posting the story back then, so we just cuddled and went to bed. I couldn't help but get a little turned on by her breathing down my neck. She quickly took notice and gave me a quick pawjob, then both of us just faded away into sleep.

A few hours later, I woke up. She was still sound asleep with her arms wrapped around me. I just decided to stay there for a while, because being in her embrace just felt so right. It was maybe another before she woke up as well.

"Good morning, pet" she said before a cute yawn. "Feel like going once more?"

"Gladly, let me just do one thing real quick."

And here I am.


40f06f No.157311

>>157307

I also checked the news, looks like one shitstorm after another. More portals are opening with each hour. My town has a resident Tarrasque now, for which they had to bring in the army. A good number of soldiers and policemen ended up with broken limbs due to the enrichment. If that wasn't enough, a group of Ushi-onis claimed a fairly large cave complex as their own in the mountains. They already kidnapped a decent amount of men, and the army is negotiating breeding limits with them as I type this. If they don't keep a lid on the baby-making, they're getting a heavy dose of nerve gas.

And to make a lousy situation worse, the Kosovo Albanians seemed to have recruited some mamono into the Kosovo Liberation Army, which then prompted the Serbian government to start recruiting mamono for their own army. This can only end well.


a325a5 No.157317

>>157311

>All these cray things going on.

Glad I guess I ended up with Natsume, I got her to stop calling me master to boot. I still have no real idea what the hell is going on, and I'm kinda at that point where I need to go grocery shoppin'.

Natsume seems to really like my handhelds, I gave her my N3DS and she made a save in new leaf. It's strange, considering I'm 6 foot even Natsume looks to be about maybe 5'7" or so. Cute hair it kinda feathers out at the ends and goes a bit past the shoulders, really nice golden yellow colour. She's got these weird small fat eyebrows, gotta ask her what causes those or if she shaped em that way. Body is nice, a bit of pudge to it but it feeds into her hips and gives her a nice motherly figure for lack of a better word. Actually thinking about it now she seems older than me.

I'll take her with me to stop & shop maybe we can both get a handle on whats going on in my neck of the woods, I just hope shit isn't too bad.


8abc35 No.157319

>>157286

Take all your clothes off, approach her, and calmly say: "Blow me"


7596be No.157393

>>157143

Whose the fucker that snitched? There is dozen of them outside telling me to come out and surrender.. oh god one of them is storming my place, if I don't survive tell…


420aed No.157421

>>156710

So I told her that I was ready to do her experiments… It’s been two days and I’m finally starting to recover. They were completely unbelievable. And it made her happy as well so that’s good.

After I took a day to recover I went out to buy food and see how things had turned out.

The inter town has more or less been overrun by the undead. Zombies walking on the streets, ghouls and ghost having a chat. I even saw some wraiths and vampires. Not to say that there were only undead, just a strong majority.

Despite that, things didn’t seem to have gone completely insane. Rather, thing’s were rather normal outside of the whole “undead” thing. Stores are still open, electricity is still working and the water is still running.

I also checked on the internet how the government was holding up and apparently a few wraiths had been accepted in as representatives, so things were going surprisingly smooth. They are apparently close to an agreement over immigration and relationship limits. I skimmed through it and it didn’t look all too bad.

After I came home and made dinner, she spoke at length of how great the next experiment is going to be. I made an offhand joke that if she keeps going like this I might not make it.

“Don’t worry, I won’t let that happen… unless you want it to, I do know necromancy after all”

So that felt… reassuring.

She also told me that she was maybe thinking of “turning me into a incubi” Whatever that is.

Anyway I’m going to go and do more of her experiments. They are almost addictive because how good they are, and she seems really happy when I ask her for them.


d5bb0c No.157437

oh god they'e inside i dont know how much time i have before they reach my room im typing this so people know that you should under no circumstances trust the mimiTi\/sdklfnm,


b11659 No.157480

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>>157120

M-MORMONS!!


56cc11 No.157580

Apopnon back again.

Turns out Mel found some of the DVDs I had and asked me what they were. She was interested in what we called Movies. So I shown her a few.

I think it was a big mistake to show her Indiana Jones. She wanted me to cosplay as him after that. I guess the whole Hapless Archaeologist thing drove her into a bit of a frenzy. Needless to say, she now gets frisky whenever I use Dr. Jones Quote: Why did it have to be snakes?

I dread to show her what a Video Game is, she would get ideas if she played La-Mulana; My pelvis would most likely be broken 13 times over if she tried to get Mamono to reenact the Dimensional Corridor segment with her being Tiamat.


fae0de No.157583

Holy crap! Okay, so now we know it isn't only happening here. Uh, northern California, valley area. Not good at all over here. Like some of you are saying, there seems to be a mix of monsters that are out for blood and others that are out for… other things. I haven't been able to send out help because of the magic they've been employing over the whole valley area. It's been real hard over here, fighting off these things while scavenging for supplies and weapons. Not enough people understand these things, and those that did have already gone over willingly or been captured and taken to college town, which we are now calling Suicide Lane. No one's come back from that place. God knows what's happening over there.

It started just like anywhere else, with these portals showin up. One appeared right in front of me and I hid. Some snake lady with some sort of occult eye symbol thing showed up and I thought for sure I was gonna die. She ended up attacking some biker… I should've helped him. She was just… coiling around him and he started screaming… I went inside to call the police, but the phones were already dead. My cell was busted at the moment (not that it mattered, because they became unusable shortly after), so I couldn't call anyone and by the time I got my airsoft gun (only ranged weapon I had, meant for stunning) and a big ol' kitchen knife, it was gone and the biker along with it. That's when I saw the harpies. I knew what harpies were because I studied Greek mythology in school, so I know what some of these things are. Anyway, the harpies were tearing up phone lines and diving into houses. I went over to neighbors, trying to tell them what I saw with the masked snake and warning them of harpies, but they laughed it off. They didn't laugh for long. A lot have either been killed or captured as… uh… slaves. I don't know which one would be worse. Being killed outright or them toying and manipulating your mind like that.

After many small encounters that I won't bother with for now (and, you know, civilization falling ad whatnot), we'd found out that some sort of powerful goat girl had a magic field over the valley, with the sources of magic keeping it together in the mountains. It was blocking us in and it also made it so that our cell phones and any kind of wifi was locked in, meaning we couldn't reach out for help. Not that it matters, anyway, because if this is happening all over then we probably aren't getting help.

We sent parties over to try and shut down all the sources of magic down at once so it would take some time for the goat girl to put them back up. During this time, us humans split off into two factions, due to lack of resources or greed or whatever. Honestly, I thought this kind of shit would only happened in movies, and if the end of civilization happened we'd still band together to work it out, but sure enough, some maniacs split off and hoarded most of the firearms from our local armory. There are many many small neutral parties, but they're just in it for themselves. I ended up holed in a supermarket. It is a big target for those monsters out there, but we're armed well enough and have supplies to last us a while. Harpies have been the most common one, but they haven't been too terribly hard to fight off.


fae0de No.157584

I've been on a lot of scavenging parties and rescue missions since I've been training in martial arts since early childhood. I'm really good at self-defense with a staff, which can practically anything you pick up really. Also, they didn't want people who had spouses or were engaged, as that'd lead to unnecessary heartbreak. They also couldn't send anyone too old in the field. A downside to this is that young men such as myself are being sent out in the field against these monsters, who specifically seek out young men. But it helps deter them from our base and honestly the pros outweigh the cons.

And some of you are saying to embrace them or they only want to love or whatever. That might be some of them, but they're few and far between and certainly not here. They've attacked us and raped us. They've killed in some instances They have only one purpose in mind and that is to conquer us. Not many of us are in some sort of, as I've come to read here, Paladindu or some sort of divine quest to eradicate. We're just trying to survive.

There was another big group over at the college town, but it has been taken over like crazy. From the very few who made it out, some of the group gave in willingly. The satyrs came down from mountains and started a party down there that still hasn't stopped. Alcohol and sex nonstop from satyrs, succubi, onis, all kinds of monsters. We speculated (correctly, it seems) that the energy being formed by this party is why the monsters have made it into their base here in our city. We tried to make rescue parties for those people, but like I said, no one comes back from there.

I've, uh, had a run-in with a manticore. There aren't very many, but I've encountered one. I'm sure I was almost killed by it, but I was able to get away with some… help. But I swear she's stalking me or something. I don't see her, but I can sometimes just feel her nearby. Probably just my paranoia. but that's not what I'm typin this to say. I'll keep you guys posted, but if any of you can send supplies or help or aid or anything, really, we'd be appreciate it and owe you one. If you have any questions or wanna hear about something, I think I'll be able to answer, now that that stupid magic barrier is down. So go ahead and ask, but until then, keep you posted.


7c2109 No.157600

>>157286 here

Shortly after >>157319 's post (which i didn't follow, not that it matters anymore) she came up and opened the door.

Couldn't reply before since i either sleeping or busy with her.

Do you guys know what they eat?

She told me she hates alps btw.


8abc35 No.157605

>>157600

Looks like you got blown anyway.

She should be able to eat normal food, but ask her just to be sure.

Don't be a faggot, and you'll be in the clear.


0385c7 No.160355

>>157393

I just wanted to say that I survived with slightly bruised pelvis. She is super nice and knows how to cook. But she is very adamant on carrying me everywhere which is quite embarrassing when we are outside.


8d0e9a No.160382

Is this really a first contact with monstergirlkind, or a zombie apocalypse?

Because the former would go much differently, and the latter has more plotholes then your average bad fanfic.




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