>>158233
Believe me m8, we already have shitposter wildlife and it's not koalas.
Watch a flock of sulphur-crested cockatoos and you will see shitposting made manifest. Noisy little cunts make the loudest most harsh screeches and they travel in flocks numbering in the hundreds.
Then there is wombats. Wombats mark their territory with poop. Anything elevated they will poo on just to show the world their poo. Rocks, logs, frying pans, backpacks… I've woken up multiple times to find that a wombat has snuck into my camp and taken a dump on my stuff. Not to mention that they are pretty much impossible to keep out. They'll sneak into your backyard in the middle of the night, destroy your garden and shit on everything just because fuck you.
Then we've got the abos who aren't so much shitposters themselves but rather proof that God is a shitposter.