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28074e No.157603

HOW TO CUDDLE YOUR RED ONI WAIFU

Step 1:

>lose your current drinking buddies

>it's not like you're good at keeping friends anyway

>good riddance

Step 2:

>identify your target

>she's too good for you, man

>your pride wouldn't allow it anyway

>getting beat by a girl?

>not gonna happen

Step 3:

>weigh your options

>start drinking alone

>feel like shit while doing it

>realize its just a crutch

>its a small bandage on a big wound

Step 4:

>make your preparations

>it couldn't hurt to ask

>it's better than being alone

>what harm could it do?

>maybe she's actually really cool

Step 5:

>execute your plan

>she's keeping up with you

>but it isn't uncomfortable

>you laugh pretty hard

>she's quite entertaining

>this side of you few people see

>she picks up on it instantly

>you both feel the connection

>then you're both in each others' hands

>tomorrow would have to wait

Step 5:

>profit

>your head was against her breast

>your bodies were still together

>last night is sort of vague

>but at least you have right now

>the hangover isn't so bad

>she's actually pretty soft

>her heartbeat matches yours

>her hand strokes your hair

>you snuggle into her a bit more

>you swear your hear a soft, "mine"

More guides coming soon.

a6f46c No.157604

File: 1458123495900.jpg (25.8 KB, 446x336, 223:168, 6494d9a65195279d35717e6d97….jpg)


ac3763 No.157606

That doesn't look like an oni.


388297 No.157619

>>157606

This, it's one of KC's goblins.


28074e No.157629

>>157606

yeah, but I thought it looked cute, fam


e550c4 No.157634

>>157619

Wonder if she'd appreciate the mistaken identity.


8cb8b3 No.157639

File: 1458138142339.gif (200.81 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1451904644647.gif)

>>157603

Now this is quality content


388297 No.157645

>>157629

You're going to make your oni waifu jealous, anon.


f4250c No.157649

File: 1458140595927.jpg (805.37 KB, 876x1253, 876:1253, 19.jpg)

>>157603

>More guides coming soon.

Oni guides or guides for all MGs?

In either case, MOAR


f98ddd No.157734

>>157649

I was thinking dullahan and maybe an alp guide


f4250c No.157736

File: 1458163184359.png (499.68 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, lewd dullahan 3.png)

>>157734

>dullahan

oh god jesus yes

>alp

oh god jesus NO


388297 No.157737

>>157734

I want a sandworm guide.


f4250c No.157744

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>>157741

>Alps are girls

Good one m8

>Quit being a bigot.

No, it is you who must quit /monster/ forever


239590 No.157776

>>157775

>>157744

>>157747

what if your waifu's best friend is an alp.

You just dissapointed her, forever.


239590 No.157777

check em.


744854 No.157781

>>157776

>what if your waifu's best friend is an alp.

Shit waifu.


c3dba0 No.157783

>>157775

All alps should leave

So I can give them a loving home


744854 No.157784

>>157783

>loving

>alps

What is wrong with you?


19a68b No.157786

File: 1458172577300.png (215.06 KB, 495x374, 45:34, oh_you_overlord.png)

>>157741


c3dba0 No.157787

>>157784

Everyone deserves love anon.


744854 No.157791

>>157787

Everyone except alps.


f20aae No.157792

>>157734

Do both, also Jinko guide


d876ee No.157801

GUYS

LESS BITCHING ABOUT ALPS.

MORE GUIDES.


713677 No.157803

>>157771

I'll let you in on a secret

alps are just KC's answer to traps, because somehow using MAMANO MANA to transform a dude into a girl and fucking it is more straight that putting a skirt on a dude and fucking it

any sort of gender bending or fuckery is gay, stop living in denial


3587ad No.157819

File: 1458179923280.jpg (66.28 KB, 496x488, 62:61, smug pepe wears the skin o….jpg)

>>157791

>>157786

>>157784

>>157781

>>157775

>>157748

>>157747

>>157746

>>157745

>>157744

>find droves of lonely alps rejected by anons

>amass all of them into a harem

>impregnate every one of them

>have thousands of alp babies

>soon alps begin to slowly make up the majority population of communities

>more of these alps are breeding

>they're flooding everywhere

>alps become the majority monsters

>newer generations have no others to date except alps

>soon alps outlive and eradicate all other monsters

>mfw


3f0a36 No.157822

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>>157803

It's only gay if you know it's an Alp, Anon. Just like it's only gay if you know it's a trap.


713677 No.157824

>>157822

everyone who has fapped to an alp did so knowing it was an alp


70d53f No.157825

File: 1458182632842.jpg (57.03 KB, 500x481, 500:481, stop now.jpg)


1544a3 No.157827

>>157819

Wait. An alp's daughter is not a man turned mamono, but female from the start. Does that make alp's daughterus not gay? what are alp's daughters, then?


3cfa2a No.157829

>>157827

Succubus, or if we're going by that they can be monsterized by any monster to turn into that monster, then the monster it turned into.


3f0a36 No.157838

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>>157824

Well yeah, but considering having sex with one. You could totally get an alp into your bed without ever knowing she's an alp, and it wouldn't be any gayer than fucking a garden-variety succubus.


713677 No.157842

>>157838

right but we aren't talking about people who mistake alps for succubi, we're talking about anons here who actively search for alps and fap to them


9fa820 No.157925

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

HOW TO CUDDLE YOUR DULLAHAN WAIFU

Step 1:

>fall into that trap again

>you know the one

>nothing is fun anymore

>nothing is anything anymore

>maybe it's a seasonal thing

>it'll go away, right?

Step 2:

>identify your target

>she's kind of weird

>but she's really pretty

>maybe she's just misunderstood

>your gazes never meet

>but you know she sees you

>you see her too

Step 3:

>weigh your options

>you're just not ready

>can your heart take much more?

>maybe you should be alone

>you're just going to drag her down too

>it isn't so bad, really

Step 4:

>make your preparations

>what have you got to lose?

>you just need to talk to someone

>maybe she feels it too

>you can't be alone forever

>you've felt rejection before

Step 5:

>execute your plan

>her voice is so soft

>is this an angel?

>you haven't smiled this much in a while

>there is a peace inside you

>her eyes meet with yours

>they seem nostalgic and almost dreamy

>you can't help yourselves

>you both need this

>you're in each others arms

Step 6:

>profit

>the nightmares didn't come this time

>you've never slept so soundly

>she doesn't want to let you go

>you don't either

>everything seems so distant

>all you can feel is oneness

>gently, she kisses you again

>it feels great


161755 No.157929

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>>157925

I enjoyed this, anon, thank you!


f4250c No.157934

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>>157822

Fucking newfag, the whole shlick behind alps is that it's "your" best friend turning gay for you.

Literally the whole premise makes it so you can't avoid KNOWING about the alpification.

You can't even apply "ignorance is bliss," thus your argument is shit.

>Just like it's only gay if you know it's a trap.

Low quality bait.

>>157827

Alp daughters are regular succubi, he's just a newfag trying to bait us and harshly failing.

>>157925

Cute!


19d2d7 No.157949

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>>157603

>it's not like you're good at keeping friends anyway

fuck off I'm trying my hardest to meet real people and not imaginary friends.


70d53f No.158010

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396895 No.158018

>>157737

>sandworm guide

>go into desert

>forget to walk without rhythm

>get An Husbando'd


396895 No.158021

>>157944

Actual chick with actual cunt. It would be gay to NOT fuck it.


388297 No.158035

>>158018

>an husbando'd

>not an violated hero'd


3f0a36 No.158049

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>>157934

>Just like it's only gay if you know it's a trap.

>Low quality bait.

>sexuality is now some objectively measurable quantity

>you can determine if something androgynous is gay or not without ever knowing about its genitals

neat, i didn't know there were psychics browsing /monster/


3f0a36 No.158085

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>>158078

>wanting to fuck women is now gay

This insecurity is incredible. You could open up a theatre with all the projection going on here.


c3dba0 No.158227

How to cuddle your Alp

Has your best friend since elementary school has been acting increasingly odd around you since your preteen years?

Have you suddenly enrolled into college and become roomates?

Have you found he's suddenly wearing looser clothing and hats ALL THE TIME, even during the summer?

Have your friend's friendly handshakes or manly nods given way to holding your hand, or hugs?

Follow this guide's simple steps to be on your way to having a better relationship with your best friend in the whole world!

Step 1: Identify your Alp!

>If your friend wears the aforementioned wardrobe, remove their hat. Most likely a small pair of horns will be found underneath.

>Affirm to your friend that you're hurt you would hide this situation from you, that they can trust you with anything and will always be there to help.

>Ensure the horns are real by petting their head, this also serves to relax them from the awkward situation.

Step 2: Conditioning your Alp!

>Now that you know of your friend's situation, they might be less shy about being close to you now. If they feel shy, hug them first! Show them that they can always be comfortable around their best friend.

>Remember to pet them frequently, when they've gotten their most comfortable during their petting sessions, say reassuring things to them such as: "You're a good girl." and "You're such a cute girl." This will make them feel more comfortable with their new permanent gender.

>Take them clothes shopping! Don't worry if you don't know much about fashion, your friend might surprise you with how much they know. You'll find yourself wondering how they learned all of this in the first place! If you see something you think would look attractive on them, don't hesitate to let them know! Especially if it's something revealing and lewd, as these will make your friend much more comfortable in their own bodies.

>This takes us to lingerie! Make sure to toss out their old underwear, as they may feel the urge to cling on to it in the false hope of returning to 'normal'. Take them to a nice lingerie store and help your friend pick out something cute, comfy, sexy! Don't be afraid to ask one of the clerks to help your friend, they're trained exactly for this exact situation and will help you accordingly, making sure to keep you involved so your friend doesn't feel tossed to the wolves.

Step 3: Relationship with your Alp!

>Now that your friend has started feeling comfortable as a girl, the most important step comes next. Ever since your friend's change, an emptiness in their heart has surfaced, that eats away at their very being, day in and out. Only you can help them. Your friend will be too shy and nervous to do anything about this, which is why it's important you are proactive.

>Do something comfortable at home both of you like to do, like watch a movie, or marathoning your favorite TV series. Make sure you slowly get closer to them as you both get comfortable over a couple of hours. Start by holding their hand, then after an hour wrap your arm around them, half an hour later hold them close to you. You may find at this point they will be holding on to you as well.

>Wait for a quiet moment, such as when the movie ends. When the light has dimmed, and silence fills the room, look over to your friend. Look into their eyes. Slowly move closer to them. The rest should come naturally.

Step 4: Maintaining your Alp!

>With your friend's new body comes new needs! You may have discovered one of them back in Step 3, get ready to fulfill that a lot more in the future. Do not be afraid to discharging into one of your friend's orifices, as Alps need human male ejaculate to thrive and grow.

>'Grow?' I hear you ask, 'But my friend has already fully grown.' As a human yes, but as an Alp. this just the beginning of their growth. A steady diet of semen will allow your Alp to blossom into the beautiful woman they always wanted to be deep within their hearts. After only a few days, you might find those old clothes they wore before they were Alps now are form fitting, and those bras you just bought are too small. This is all part of the process. Alps will grow into the woman their best friend desires deep in their hearts, so don't be surprised if you find yourself buying a diamond ring without realizing it!

This is all you need to know for the care of your best friend in the whole world! Please bully responsibly and in moderation.


c3dba0 No.158234

>>158227

This message has been brought to you by the Alp Love Program


2e185f No.158244

How do you cuddle a Yeti waifu?


c3dba0 No.158246

>>158244

All the time.


d4ba16 No.158264

>>158244

I'll do this one since a brave anon beat me to the Alps.

geography kek


f4250c No.158295

File: 1458296129431.jpg (64.59 KB, 650x427, 650:427, hahaha check this out my c….jpg)

>>158227

>written like a propaganda piece

Oh, you.

Alp still a shit though.


243233 No.158297

>>158227

>"I think we should just stay as friends."


c3dba0 No.158319

>>158297

>Letting your Alp friendzone you

>Not taking their virginity anyways and fucking them violently as your leisure until they become your devoted cock slut, hopelessly addicted to your dick.


396895 No.158338

>>158295

>Alp still a shit though.

Shit, yes. Bullyable, yes. Gay? It has actual chick equipment, it's a chick, anything beyond that is supporting the tumblr narrative.


e845cb No.158343

How to trigger /monster/

Step 1:

>Alp

Step 2:

There is no step 2


e12817 No.158345

>>158319

I would be the one friendzoning the Alp. It would be too awkward if one of my friends just turned into a semen demon.


a57b39 No.158421


f4250c No.158422

>>158343

>>158421

You both forgot:

>human cosplay

and

>demonsterization


1a0860 No.158475

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>>158343

oh, i also remember a haremfag getting some shit as well


1a0860 No.158480

File: 1458346267711.jpg (136.55 KB, 806x992, 13:16, orc_from_skyrim_by_koaloka.jpg)

>>158343

see, they deleted my post

monster boys, this triggers the niggers




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