/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

No, there must be a better way than autism.

>>158454

>Do you waifu?

I'd would, but I don't know how long I would survive it.

Who are you guys trying to fool?

There's so much OC on this board depicting monster girls acting like sperglords that I'm pretty sure "Autist" is the official secondary fetish theme for this community.

>She has the exact personality you want

>she acts like gender bent filthy frank

Choose one.

>>158454

Okay, 3 questions:

1) In which "other respects" would she behave like FF if her personality is made to order? Because it takes a highly specific mindset to act like that, and I don't see how she could have that mentality if someone's standards of behaviour aren't compatible with it. Or does she just periodically have fits of compulsive try-hard meemeeshit antics?

2) When you say "no prejudice" you mean just for the monster thing right? Can my friends and family still hate her just for finding her sense of humor and behaviour obnoxious? 'Cause I don't need them making this relationship harder on me.

3) How do you imagine that Frank's schtick would change if he became a Francine, if at all?

>>158464

OP obviously did not think this through…

>>158464

Yeah, this is contradicting and really couldn't work as the same person. Op needs to learn how to make difficult choices properly. Although that night w/ succubus vs good steak brought up a good bit of conversation.

>>158471

How about your waifu has two personalities, like Lunch from Dragon Ball. Like one is super sweet outside of the bed and very innocent yet loving in bed while the other personality is brash, rude, almost abusive and very domineering in bed (or she just acts like Frank) and her personality changes from the sunset. She demands for sex regardless of personality, well the sweet side would she beg really cutely then attempt to rape you.

Question is, which personality do you want during the day do you want mean femdom waifu and sweet cute waifu?

>>158478

Oh should add: No sex during the day, she wants sex at night only.

>>158465

1. Like you said, she just periodically has fits of compulsive try-hard meemeeshit antics– keeping with her usual personality, of course. So if you want a tsundere, she wouldn't start throwing shit around and banging her head against the wall, but making really awful puns and doing that lip-smack/slobber thing.

2. No prejudice for having a monster waifu. That's it. Whether or not they approve of her as a person is still their choice.

3. Nothing at all.

>waifu is a cheshire cat

>literally nothing changes

>>158454

Don't post that retard here.

>>158481

>only wants sex at specific times

The fuck is this shit?

>>158508

A monster girl with mental issues.

Basically, do you have sex with sweet waifu and deal with a rude bitch or fuck the bitch and deal with a basically plantonic relationship with the sweet waifu during the day?

>>158473

>ey b0ss gibe de peepee pleese

>>158454

>She has the exact personality you want

> she acts like genderbent Filthy Frank.

Do you not see the contradiction? the personality I want is not that of that spastic.

>>158511

So then, a jurougumo?

>>158511

Dick fixes everything

Dick both