>go for a hike on a nature trail
>trip over exposed roots, twist ankle
>along comes park ranger
>is centaur
>see opportunity to turn tragedy into triumph
>beg for a ride, because you can't walk
>She's reluctant to give a ride to complete stranger
>point out it's a ranger's duty to help out injured park goers
>She blushes, as embarrassed with herself for considering neglecting her duty as she is with the awkwardness of allowing a complete stranger to ride her.
>mention you're hungry
>reach into backpack, get out steak.
>cook it on her rump.
>tell her about how ancient nomads used to do this, because they spent so much time in the saddle of their steeds.
>She begins fantasizing about a life with a husbando, just the two of them living off the land and roaming wherever their hearts desire.
>arousal wars with humiliation of having her ass used for a grill.