/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>159770

[X] Kaizer Kall: Rescue the Orc Princess from the clutches of a Dark Elf punk tribe with the help of Orc babes! (+30 Neutral x 2 if her virginity is intact)

>>159770

Damnit Bromont, too many good options!

>[X] Co-op FERAL Hunt: Exterminate the gnarly pirate menace plaguing the port town of Marinabena! (Felix Van Halen (Human), Kraken, Apsara) (+30 points Nephis)

I want to see Felix again. BSAqua ended too soon.

>[X] Co-op FERAL Hunt: Reach the top of the tower of bogus dolls and battle the Demon Marionettist! (Dhampir sisters, Salamander) (+30 points Athena)

That sounds like the trick tower from Roy's Halloween thread.

>[X] DuoKaizer: Battle a dark Lich and holy Dragon alongside Aoko, the famed Inari (+25 points Neutral)

I want to see if Aoko is still single.

Casting votes for these 3. Hopefully, one wins.

>>159770

>[x] Kaizer Kall: Rescue the Orc Princess from the clutches of a Dark Elf punk tribe with the help of Orc babes! (+30 Neutral x 2 if her virginity is intact)

The orc princess better be Rockbutt's and Funkslam's daughteru.

[X] Co-op FERAL Hunt: Reach the top of the tower of bogus dolls and battle the Demon Marionettist! (Dhampir sisters, Salamander) (+30 points Athena)

I think we are only supposed to vote for one. If you say something stupid like "They are all so very swell, I cant choose!" Then you are weak willed and don't deserve a vote you pool noodle of a person.

>>159770

[X] Co-op FERAL Hunt: Reach the top of the tower of bogus dolls and battle the Demon Marionettist! (Dhampir sisters, Salamander) (+30 points Athena)

We need to make up for the lost time with our cute imoutos.

>>159776

I dont think Lucas would cheat on Pris.

>>159786

>I dont think Lucas would cheat on Pris.

But anon, he already left Rockbutt for Pris. That either means that he cuckqueaned her, or broke up with her for being abusive and knocking him into the sky before he had a chance to explain things properly.

Cock power is very clearly the most important attribute to have

>[X] Lose your virginity to Shoggoth (+Cock Power)

>>159791

Well yeah, but he left her because of our votes, it doesnt seem he would do that as a by himself.

Besides, cheating and ending a relationship are different things.

>>159786

>>159791

>>159799

you guys are forgetting at the beginning of this there was a universe reset, so the Lukas/Pris thing never happened, which means they were never in a relationship to begin with which means that Lukas and Mary totally bumped uglies with each other

>>159805

>It was childhood friend syndrome.

But then, why was Lukas in such a nervous rush to explain things to Zig-Zug, and why did she smack him into the stratosphere?

>>159805

You know that I know that you know that Mary is the one true waifu for Lukas.

Maybe Lukas and Pris had a falling out and separated completely, and then Lukas realized his true feelings for Mary before they did the dirty on their wedding night of course. Gotta be clean and proper about this.

>>159811

Or instead of divorce Lukas and Mary got together, the Lukas/Pris thing never happened, and Lukas and Mary adopted Judith, whom she considered Lukas as her true father and thus took on his surname.

>>159807

Lucas knows how violent tsunderes can be.

>>159814

You're forgetting the classic Harem end. He could have married Pris and Rockbutt.

>>159770

>[X] Co-op FERAL Hunt: Stop a Khione (Snow Nymph) from ushering in a second neon ice age! (Yuki-Onna, Yeti, Baseball Dog) (+40 points Neutral)

this gives us the most pay off.

>[X] Co-op FERAL Hunt: Reach the top of the tower of bogus dolls and battle the Demon Marionettist! (Dhampir sisters, Salamander) (+30 points Athena)

Probably the right choice.

>>159769

>[X] Co-op FERAL Hunt: Reach the top of the tower of bogus dolls and battle the Demon Marionettist! (Dhampir sisters, Salamander) (+30 points Athena)

Afterwards, ask the salamander to take you training sometime. If she likes our training progress, ask her on a datekaiser.

>>159784

>we are only supposed to vote for one. If you say something stupid like "They are all so very swell, I cant choose!" Then you are weak willed and don't deserve a vote you pool noodle of a person.

tee hee.

>>159770

>[X] Kaizer Kall: Rescue the Orc Princess from the clutches of a Dark Elf punk tribe with the help of Orc babes! (+30 Neutral x 2 if her virginity is intact)

How can we not pick this one?

Also

>>159794

The only time to lose our virginity to best girl is at the 'climax' -heh- of the story.

I'm amazed at how everyone wants to keep their dick in their pants.

>>159885

>I'm amazed at how everyone wants to keep their dick in their pants. -Bromont, 2016

>>159881

I'm honestly very surprised more people aren't choosing this. I mean, what if we don't go and she's someone we really regret not saving the virginity of?

>>159885

I know, right? This might be the first time I've seen the group want to keep our dicks in our pants. Even with Violet, /a/ was happy to whip out our dicks.

>>159917

Petra Coffina?

[X] Pose-off Blitz: Raiju (Points vary depending on performance)

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who wants Jojo with lasers and monstergirls. Besides it's not like we're gonna die from posing.

Right?

>>159770

[x] Co-op FERAL Hunt: Stop a Khione (Snow Nymph) from ushering in a second neon ice age! (Yuki-Onna, Yeti, Baseball Dog) (+40 points Neutral)

[x] DuoKaizer: Battle a dark Lich and holy Dragon alongside Aoko, the famed Inari (+25 points Neutral)

I haven't forgotten you, Aoko ;_;

>>159954

Do you think she'll have an ass in this universe?

>>159956

Some things carry over across world lines. Joestar bloodline gets involved in paranormal shit, Roy impregnates everyone, Aoko is flat on both sides and eternally single.

>>159958

>eternally single.

But anon, she got married in the other universe, remember?

>>159960

No, I don't. I thought Bromont said she stayed single and unmarryable forever.

>>159966

I could've sworn that, in the "closure" part at the end, he mentioned how she married someone (forget who in particular) and that the family of that particular guy were upset with the marriage, or something.

>>159956

>>159958

She might be flat everywhere, but she has the heart of a housewife.

>>159973

>but she has the heart of a housewife.

And if even her personality is flat, then she'll maintain that heart forever.

>>159973

The heart of a housewife but none of the skill. Aoko was partial inspiration for my own fluffy tail loli who aspires to be the perfect wife like her mom but is abysmal at all housewife skills.

Somehow an amalgam of Aoko, crispy Hanako, Cure Blossom, and crying loli from Barakamon turned into Cure Peace with fluffy tails and a talent for punching stuff.

The fuck are you niggers even talking about?

Sheet. You best hurry up on your voting nonsense.

>>159990

I think [X] Co-op FERAL Hunt: Reach the top of the tower of bogus dolls and battle the Demon Marionettist! (Dhampir sisters, Salamander) (+30 points Athena) is winning. We're just discussing monster waifus past while we wait for more story.

>>159770

>[X] Super Mating Ring (Mystery Challenger) (X2 points if successful)

obviously if we fail, we need a descendant who can avenge us and carry on our mission.

>>159770

I just realized I forgot to vote.

>[X] Kaizer Kall: Rescue the Orc Princess from the clutches of a Dark Elf punk tribe with the help of Orc babes! (+30 Neutral x 2 if her virginity is intact)

Society could always do with a few less elves around, don't you agree?

Honestly, I'm just surprised the Dhampir sisters are more popular than Aoko or Tefnut. Or j-j-j-jamming it inside Shoggoth.

I guess that's the power of twins.

>>159770

>[X] Kaizer Kall: Rescue the Orc Princess from the clutches of a Dark Elf punk tribe with the help of Orc babes! (+30 Neutral x 2 if her virginity is intact)

>Honestly, I'm just surprised the Dhampir sisters are more popular than Aoko or Tefnut. Or j-j-j-jamming it inside Shoggoth.

Wait they are?

>>160141

sage you fucking retard.

>>160141

The votes don't lie.

>>160134

Jamming it in can wait.

If we cant die we should at least enjoy the risk of not loosing our virginity to best girl.

Also,

>[X] Co-op FERAL Hunt: Reach the top of the tower of bogus dolls and battle the Demon Marionettist! (Dhampir sisters, Salamander) (+30 points Athena)

>>160239

Does this mean the orc princess loses her virginity by default, or, if we get done with this hunt quick enough, will we have time to go back and save her?

>>160239

I wonder if it'll be anywhere near as brick-shittingly terrifying. Slade is significantly more powerful than sober Roy without his gear.

>>160239

>Well, that settles that, the Tower of Dolls arc wins.

>dolls

So we're going for their heads this time, right??

>>160242

No, she's dead now. Rectal trauma.

>>160251

Don't be silly, there's no way a tower filled with creepy dolls is going to be terrifying.

>>160252

Go ahead, what's the worst that can happen?

>>160259

>What's the worst that could happen?

>Sure, you can cut her head off with your laser skates. That's a great idea.

I can feel your DM laugh all the way from here.

well the obviously since the big boss is a demon marionettist, you go for the strings

>>160274

Or maybe, JUST MAYBE, alternate universe Alice that we have to give a long hard dicking in order to save her so that she can fall into the background again

>>160375

I'm more interested in finding out what the alt universe bookgirl is like.

If alt-universe Alice really is a living doll, though, it'd be a nice touch if she were named Annabelle in this universe.