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File: 2f1ef2bdeecbeb8⋯.png (527.53 KB, 680x517, 680:517, Paladins are too pure.png)

File: 413ea4c1ca70340⋯.png (529.06 KB, 750x529, 750:529, May Illias forgive me.png)

File: 6aee4ca2882b0a1⋯.png (568.95 KB, 600x458, 300:229, What monsters truely deser….png)

0a4cca No.288505

I'm sick and tired of all these monsters and degenerate posting lewd artwork and memes, so I decided I'll edit any picture you guys want into a more pure paladin meme.

58902f No.288514

File: 00d7376ca3aa566⋯.png (97.86 KB, 428x278, 214:139, paladin meme 1.png)

File: 0b6127a8222675c⋯.png (502.19 KB, 804x506, 402:253, paladin meme 2.png)

File: d0299fc69a6cccd⋯.png (940.75 KB, 1280x717, 1280:717, paladin meme 3.png)

Alright normally I disdain paladinposting but this is quite funny


d3aad5 No.288519

eh


36637b No.288522

>>288505

>>288514

>Order talk show where paladins vent about their daily troubles with monstergirls and debate the morals and logistics of social integration with them

I like this idea.


ddb715 No.288523

Mention TV captions are my favorite meme in the entire Internet; here's a decent collection of them for ease of reach for paladin-editing.

http://imgur.com/gallery/xu9Fw


ddb715 No.288524

>>288523

*Memri


c49ba6 No.288526

File: 392d09604294317⋯.jpg (48.33 KB, 600x405, 40:27, albanian news network.jpg)

>>288524

>kebab hates albanians as much as other balkanfolk

HAHA SMELLY SHIQPTAR


0a4cca No.288534

File: 5f682ea00c24b30⋯.png (441.25 KB, 500x583, 500:583, best option .png)

File: 5d8375788cc2035⋯.png (1.81 MB, 615x1722, 5:14, EAT SHIT AMMIT.png)

File: c9dbc26a01c0663⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1071x717, 357:239, Kill ammit-chan.png)

File: 7b845ad46c6048a⋯.png (3.94 MB, 792x4116, 66:343, Interview.png)

inb4 banned for assaulting and insulting ammit-chan


0a4cca No.288535

File: 3ef5f65a2df69e5⋯.png (343.76 KB, 480x360, 4:3, monsters true plans.png)

File: 003ef43f2ec8c08⋯.png (954.12 KB, 643x853, 643:853, The only cure.png)


eba709 No.288536

File: 95b7f3d269b6695⋯.png (387.28 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 95b7f3d269b6695f284637b92f….png)

File: d487ff97bea3ec9⋯.png (254.35 KB, 750x750, 1:1, d487ff97bea3ec9b3aad46e0a6….png)


0a4cca No.288537

File: 33b1532a5608117⋯.png (103.33 KB, 261x200, 261:200, how about no.png)


58902f No.288541

File: b4495bd7ddcfabb⋯.gif (1019.76 KB, 245x220, 49:44, 777acf6cc7d292c4dc6745166e….gif)

>>288534

>first one


04f1cb No.288549

File: 337b85dfa497183⋯.png (89.71 KB, 249x266, 249:266, A_MUTT.png)

>>288534

Ammit's a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No crusade or intervention can work in her grace. Come, lay down your pelvis, it is not too late for her JUSTICE.


b7ec68 No.288552

File: 0da46aec0d9b701⋯.jpg (471.72 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, IMG_1328.JPG)

File: 24c4bd0431ace88⋯.png (542.37 KB, 650x635, 130:127, IMG_1329.PNG)

>>288549

>>288548

It's simple, all you gotta do is call in a god killer or two.


d479b8 No.288553

DEUS VULT!! DEUS VULT!! BIX NOOD!!


a11715 No.288556

File: d6225c2e2b350db⋯.jpg (19.21 KB, 512x480, 16:15, Ammut devil summoner.jpg)

>>288552

I yearn for the day when Ammit has a stronger role in the SMT series.


7da094 No.288564

File: 5959f9c9b56697a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 266.67 KB, 734x950, 367:475, IMG_1659.JPG)

>>288552

The only God killer we need is him


f23eac No.288572

>>288564

Mr. "I'm sitting on da toilet for millenia"? No, I don't think so.


bb24a5 No.288578

>>288572

>>288564

He's a hypocrite too. He violently stomped out every religion on Earth under the proclamation that there are no gods, while simultaneously being aware of the fact that there were four literal gods floating out in the Warp that have directly interacted with and influenced mortals for millenia. His whole thought process was literally "If I tell humans gods don't exist and kill the ones that say otherwise, then these gods surely won't fuck our species shit up despite having existed before us even becoming sapient once we get up there where they live!" And, ironically, having faith in something divine, like what the Eclesiarchy created, protects humans from their influence more than not believing in anything. Hell, in the Black Library books there's a rival human society who taught their citizens about the existence of the warp gods and how to avoid being tempted by them, and as a result they were more resistant to corruption than Imperial soldiers and civilians. Big E killed the civ off anyways and forbade their teachings because his entire character is essentially a militant fedoralord with superhuman capabilities and near immortality.


ae1b70 No.288580

File: 46782300b1a7fef⋯.jpg (106.3 KB, 719x478, 719:478, p (2).jpg)

File: b5d219b47247a32⋯.jpg (187.23 KB, 772x449, 772:449, p (3).jpg)

File: d74f6869ce240ad⋯.jpg (179.35 KB, 574x795, 574:795, p (4).jpg)

File: adc7434713abcdf⋯.jpg (108.63 KB, 494x270, 247:135, p.jpg)


ef5073 No.288582

>>288578

He also lived through the Dark Age of Technology and so is in the perfect position to know that pure reason isn't any sort of safety zone.


58902f No.288585

File: d27b92a5eb4e4ba⋯.png (226.83 KB, 460x345, 4:3, he's in great peril.png)

File: 8fb74713e9f3ed5⋯.png (467.52 KB, 655x433, 655:433, telling it like it is.png)

File: 53266f97d45929a⋯.png (1 MB, 740x873, 740:873, trust me I'm a doctor.png)

>>288578

>>288582

Sage when you post off topic, lads


f6a778 No.288586

>>288578

>Big E killed the civ off anyways and forbade their teachings.

Except that wasn't the Emperor. He was busy setting up a webway on Terra to bypass warp travel. Here's what happened. Horus found the Interex and was willing to negotiate with them even with the whole AI thing that the Big E banned.

It's just that a certain chaos-corrupted asshole named Erebus of the Word Bearers said fuck that. He then stole the Anathame (the sword that would corrupt Horus later), blew up the place holding it, and made it look like Horus's group did it, starting a war. Do you think the chaos gods would want the Interex and the Imperium to be buddies? Nope.

The Emperor did fuck up with the whole religion thing though. He thought the chaos gods fed on belief instead of emotion. So he decided to cut off worship to try and starve them no matter what name they took. Not of of being a fedoralord but more out of "I want those four fucks out of our lives for good." Then he'd develop a webway and eventually get rid of psykers to completely starve the gods out. Good intention, bad execution. He was great, but not perfect.


f6a778 No.288587

Fuck, forgot to sage.


58902f No.288588

>>288586

>>288587

How about just take 40k discussion somewhere else if you aren't also going to contribute to the thread, it's just good manners


58902f No.288590

File: 0b8ae56901d5c53⋯.png (413.13 KB, 649x430, 649:430, it never happened.png)


c5617d No.288591

>>288586

>"The chaos gods are just spooks!" *tips fedora*


f9cd82 No.288592

>>288514

>You are a worn-out shota

Why is that so funny to me?


1f160e No.288616

>>288578

He did't fedora across Terra because he thought all religions were false. He did it because he mistakenly believed that worship of gods fed the Chaos Gods so if everybody became an atheist the dark gods would just wither.


1f160e No.288620

>>288578

Oh, and the Imperium was killing off all th other ayys that gave the Dark Gods loosh anyway. The previous rulers of the uiverse are dying and with its new rulers killing being militant atheists and killing all other sentient species, that wouldn't be a problem.

Killing off that other alien species and banning their teachings was pretty retarded though.


7da094 No.288632

>>288620

Big E didn't order that death of them though; it's was the fuck Erebus.


403116 No.288664

>>288632

I swear, if it wasn't for that fucker, or even for the chaos gods for tossing Lorgar on that cult-filled planet in the first place, things would be much better for the Imperium. Emps could've tried being a bit of a better dad though.


4e8496 No.288674

>>288620

The thing is that the Warp and the Gods aren't dependent on direct worship, but on emotions simply existing in a strong enough state to reflect on to the Warp. In order for Big E to actually remove the Gods, he would have to turn every sapient being into an unfeeling, uncaring drone, essentially. Removing the worship of all other Gods only left more open resources for the primordial Warp Gods to tap into, while people who fervently believed in his cult after he got THRONED ended up more resistant to corruption than people who had no idea there were practically omnipotent gestalts of the negative emotions of living beings marauding around just under the fabric of reality.


d3a5a0 No.288688

>>288549

false god


96461c No.288711

File: e9d0e0395da2fcd⋯.jpg (16.34 KB, 600x600, 1:1, e9d.jpg)


582599 No.289018

File: 34b60f204ef49bc⋯.jpg (72.25 KB, 838x471, 838:471, We can smell if someone's ….jpg)


ae6836 No.289098

>>288505

The word paladin comes from the latin word palatinus which means ‘officer of the palace’


69fd01 No.289349

File: c3b3e7bf0b4b03b⋯.jpg (76.23 KB, 900x635, 180:127, memri.jpg)

>Memri TV

>But it's all paladins

I love this


be3469 No.289361

>>289349

>implying there's a difference


e899cb No.289366

>>289361

Cute button nose vs a hook one.


e04ced No.289371

>>289366

I believe the term plastic surgery applies here. Never trust a coon or a jew.


ae1b70 No.289373

File: 99025bd9b44596b⋯.jpg (81.86 KB, 591x460, 591:460, p.jpg)


69fd01 No.289407

File: 61887976058b5fa⋯.jpg (70.55 KB, 900x506, 450:253, memri paladin.jpg)


0a4cca No.289419

File: 3265245a82bf1b0⋯.png (1.02 MB, 900x654, 150:109, Danukis get stronger.png)

File: f45d098048bf6c2⋯.png (828.48 KB, 700x497, 100:71, alps.png)

File: c8fbca2f0ac14ec⋯.png (938.89 KB, 603x820, 603:820, children's tv show.png)

File: e5a357f1f1f2254⋯.png (511.75 KB, 480x653, 480:653, so it seems.png)

File: 03364e98194d866⋯.png (417.12 KB, 641x470, 641:470, any weapon will doo.png)

More saintly memes have arrived.


0a4cca No.289426

File: b5be403df0bafe1⋯.png (1.25 MB, 700x916, 175:229, It's a fact.png)

File: af9e73dac314f3f⋯.png (346.57 KB, 680x393, 680:393, Man of logic.png)

File: b5528d175ce70a4⋯.png (235.09 KB, 512x378, 256:189, manly tear for pelinal.png)

File: 24dad885b23a090⋯.png (266.68 KB, 527x324, 527:324, smite her.png)

File: 964500cd070f7cf⋯.png (357.21 KB, 600x364, 150:91, The Danukis did it.png)


0a4cca No.289430

File: 4b0d37f4e4d6a8b⋯.png (330.63 KB, 500x362, 250:181, hang myself.png)

File: 8c0ea6a4ec1904b⋯.png (463.83 KB, 697x539, 697:539, fuck the monster lord.png)

File: ea23191aa4efa3d⋯.png (656.61 KB, 900x571, 900:571, Great honor .png)

File: 7f97b306d786f34⋯.png (430.84 KB, 800x443, 800:443, Paladin pride world wide.png)

File: 8d04120029c48a2⋯.png (452.59 KB, 620x415, 124:83, sewage danuki.png)


69fd01 No.289435

File: d2f896692751d82⋯.jpg (53.66 KB, 627x349, 627:349, memr.jpg)

File: 00a694fda36f7ba⋯.jpg (60.71 KB, 960x539, 960:539, 2e0.jpg)

File: bed6b0e7f18b6ff⋯.jpg (52.18 KB, 800x470, 80:47, memeri plad.jpg)


69fd01 No.289436

File: a2cff34e45a66a4⋯.jpg (49.51 KB, 800x450, 16:9, memeri plad.jpg)

>>289435

Fucking ifunny watermark


0a4cca No.289441

File: a942b5224659442⋯.png (459.54 KB, 1199x802, 1199:802, alp birthday.png)

>>289435

>ifunny watermark

Looks like we found an alp brothers.


60058a No.289479

I want to see the original screengrabs.


d3a5a0 No.289512

>>289430

>monster lord

Lord is for males, you're thinking of Lady


d59290 No.289518

>>289512

Nah the DL is literally titled the "Monster Lord"


e04ced No.289557

>>289435

So it is you who has been alerting the Normalfags to our board! Either you have stolen it from ifunny or you posted it there and will inevitably lead normal fags to us! Begone you vile deceiver!


69fd01 No.289561

File: 4773bddd270a1ef⋯.png (78.77 KB, 250x312, 125:156, 250px-Crusader.png)

>>289557

>you have stolen it from ifunny or you posted it there and will inevitably lead normal fags to us!

You unfaithful dog who consorts with monster girls, do not imply that I browse ifunny or I swear by Ilias you will taste the hilt of my sword


e04ced No.289564

>>289561

Then explain the watermark you heretic!


047256 No.289567

>>289564

Calm thy self, brother, he simply could have taken the base from a google search and edited it without seeing the heretical mark.


19016d No.289618

>>289518

Is the DL an alp?


d59290 No.289630

>>289618

It's just one of those titles I guess.


13954d No.289632

>>289618

It does sometimes happen that female rulers get the male title; among the many titles of Queen Elizabeth II is "Lord of Mann". It's just a matter of tradition and history.

And probably the fact that Lord sounds way better. "Lady of Mann" sounds like a rather less respectable profession than Lord, and "Monster Lady" sounds more like an insult than a title.


58902f No.290213

File: 288d4c1b1c0648f⋯.png (576.63 KB, 900x635, 180:127, based mantis.png)

File: 174ad6ef4bc4e2a⋯.png (654.76 KB, 390x700, 39:70, exposure therapy.png)

Alright, time to put this right.


873344 No.290218

File: b1e4292dae3cdaf⋯.png (455.55 KB, 602x416, 301:208, By ammit.png)


755372 No.290236

File: b4ebfe98bddb068⋯.png (1.11 MB, 818x1085, 818:1085, important question.png)

i tried


ff23a7 No.290248

>>289419

I like how you didn't even change the words on the fourth one


3469e5 No.290283

>>288523

I wonder if there's a Muslim version of /pol/.


60058a No.290302

>>290213

>>290218

>>290236

You're doing ammit's work.


047256 No.290309

File: 83fdcf389ce2df6⋯.jpg (27.21 KB, 255x255, 1:1, IMG_1264.JPG)

>>290213

>>290218

>>290236

Wrong thread faggot.


fd9c30 No.290377

>>290283

Sure, it's called Islam.


8b800f No.290380

>>290309

You gotta agree with this one though >>290236


755372 No.290387

File: 41f068a20ae7e22⋯.png (363.22 KB, 720x720, 1:1, every time i see paladin p….png)


047256 No.290391

>>290380

Yeah. Honestly it's the only good one.

>>290387

Post on topic or don't post at all.


755372 No.290394

File: 997f909671ac32f⋯.png (632.83 KB, 727x990, 727:990, meta thread.png)


755372 No.290437

File: 2827ed8dc1d8439⋯.jpg (180.96 KB, 1050x1200, 7:8, DArRs7cXoAIN5Hr.jpg)

File: dcb0b58fc0edc5b⋯.png (509.82 KB, 1048x655, 8:5, vanilla romance.png)

here something new to use. The second pic is the best i can think of


8266cf No.290449

Do you think monster girls ever convert?

Wear the helmet and hauberk?

Maybe start with a few sympathetic opinion pieces, then an interview, then full bore illias Akbar?


f23eac No.290464

>>290449

There are no records of that ever happening. However, Paladins often convert. Mostly those that fall in love with Dragongirls or Wyverngirls.


be3469 No.290517

>>290449

Mind not reddit spacing?


8b800f No.290549

File: c632865aca50fbf⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 240.31 KB, 420x420, 1:1, a835957c6b7b6d0aeb8581bf0d….png)

>>290464

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post?


dccd62 No.290591

>>290549

>that image

Did somebody squash the danukike.




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