I'm sick and tired of all these monsters and degenerate posting lewd artwork and memes, so I decided I'll edit any picture you guys want into a more pure paladin meme.
Alright normally I disdain paladinposting but this is quite funny
>Order talk show where paladins vent about their daily troubles with monstergirls and debate the morals and logistics of social integration with them
I like this idea.
Mention TV captions are my favorite meme in the entire Internet; here's a decent collection of them for ease of reach for paladin-editing.
>kebab hates albanians as much as other balkanfolk
HAHA SMELLY SHIQPTAR
inb4 banned for assaulting and insulting ammit-chan
Ammit's a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No crusade or intervention can work in her grace. Come, lay down your pelvis, it is not too late for her JUSTICE.
It's simple, all you gotta do is call in a god killer or two.
DEUS VULT!! DEUS VULT!! BIX NOOD!!
I yearn for the day when Ammit has a stronger role in the SMT series.
The only God killer we need is him
Mr. "I'm sitting on da toilet for millenia"? No, I don't think so.
He's a hypocrite too. He violently stomped out every religion on Earth under the proclamation that there are no gods, while simultaneously being aware of the fact that there were four literal gods floating out in the Warp that have directly interacted with and influenced mortals for millenia. His whole thought process was literally "If I tell humans gods don't exist and kill the ones that say otherwise, then these gods surely won't fuck our species shit up despite having existed before us even becoming sapient once we get up there where they live!" And, ironically, having faith in something divine, like what the Eclesiarchy created, protects humans from their influence more than not believing in anything. Hell, in the Black Library books there's a rival human society who taught their citizens about the existence of the warp gods and how to avoid being tempted by them, and as a result they were more resistant to corruption than Imperial soldiers and civilians. Big E killed the civ off anyways and forbade their teachings because his entire character is essentially a militant fedoralord with superhuman capabilities and near immortality.
He also lived through the Dark Age of Technology and so is in the perfect position to know that pure reason isn't any sort of safety zone.
Sage when you post off topic, lads
>Big E killed the civ off anyways and forbade their teachings.
Except that wasn't the Emperor. He was busy setting up a webway on Terra to bypass warp travel. Here's what happened. Horus found the Interex and was willing to negotiate with them even with the whole AI thing that the Big E banned.
It's just that a certain chaos-corrupted asshole named Erebus of the Word Bearers said fuck that. He then stole the Anathame (the sword that would corrupt Horus later), blew up the place holding it, and made it look like Horus's group did it, starting a war. Do you think the chaos gods would want the Interex and the Imperium to be buddies? Nope.
The Emperor did fuck up with the whole religion thing though. He thought the chaos gods fed on belief instead of emotion. So he decided to cut off worship to try and starve them no matter what name they took. Not of of being a fedoralord but more out of "I want those four fucks out of our lives for good." Then he'd develop a webway and eventually get rid of psykers to completely starve the gods out. Good intention, bad execution. He was great, but not perfect.
How about just take 40k discussion somewhere else if you aren't also going to contribute to the thread, it's just good manners
>"The chaos gods are just spooks!" *tips fedora*
>You are a worn-out shota
Why is that so funny to me?
He did't fedora across Terra because he thought all religions were false. He did it because he mistakenly believed that worship of gods fed the Chaos Gods so if everybody became an atheist the dark gods would just wither.
Oh, and the Imperium was killing off all th other ayys that gave the Dark Gods loosh anyway. The previous rulers of the uiverse are dying and with its new rulers killing being militant atheists and killing all other sentient species, that wouldn't be a problem.
Killing off that other alien species and banning their teachings was pretty retarded though.
Big E didn't order that death of them though; it's was the fuck Erebus.
I swear, if it wasn't for that fucker, or even for the chaos gods for tossing Lorgar on that cult-filled planet in the first place, things would be much better for the Imperium. Emps could've tried being a bit of a better dad though.
The thing is that the Warp and the Gods aren't dependent on direct worship, but on emotions simply existing in a strong enough state to reflect on to the Warp. In order for Big E to actually remove the Gods, he would have to turn every sapient being into an unfeeling, uncaring drone, essentially. Removing the worship of all other Gods only left more open resources for the primordial Warp Gods to tap into, while people who fervently believed in his cult after he got THRONED ended up more resistant to corruption than people who had no idea there were practically omnipotent gestalts of the negative emotions of living beings marauding around just under the fabric of reality.
The word paladin comes from the latin word palatinus which means ‘officer of the palace’
>But it's all paladins
I love this
>implying there's a difference
Cute button nose vs a hook one.
I believe the term plastic surgery applies here. Never trust a coon or a jew.
More saintly memes have arrived.
Fucking ifunny watermark
Looks like we found an alp brothers.
I want to see the original screengrabs.
Lord is for males, you're thinking of Lady
Nah the DL is literally titled the "Monster Lord"
So it is you who has been alerting the Normalfags to our board! Either you have stolen it from ifunny or you posted it there and will inevitably lead normal fags to us! Begone you vile deceiver!
>you have stolen it from ifunny or you posted it there and will inevitably lead normal fags to us!
You unfaithful dog who consorts with monster girls, do not imply that I browse ifunny or I swear by Ilias you will taste the hilt of my sword
Then explain the watermark you heretic!
Calm thy self, brother, he simply could have taken the base from a google search and edited it without seeing the heretical mark.
Is the DL an alp?
It's just one of those titles I guess.
It does sometimes happen that female rulers get the male title; among the many titles of Queen Elizabeth II is "Lord of Mann". It's just a matter of tradition and history.
And probably the fact that Lord sounds way better. "Lady of Mann" sounds like a rather less respectable profession than Lord, and "Monster Lady" sounds more like an insult than a title.
Alright, time to put this right.
I like how you didn't even change the words on the fourth one
I wonder if there's a Muslim version of /pol/.
You're doing ammit's work.
Sure, it's called Islam.
You gotta agree with this one though >>290236
Yeah. Honestly it's the only good one.
Post on topic or don't post at all.
here something new to use. The second pic is the best i can think of
Do you think monster girls ever convert?
Wear the helmet and hauberk?
Maybe start with a few sympathetic opinion pieces, then an interview, then full bore illias Akbar?
There are no records of that ever happening. However, Paladins often convert. Mostly those that fall in love with Dragongirls or Wyverngirls.
Mind not reddit spacing?
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Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post?
Did somebody squash the danukike.