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File: a0a24613d8f51ae⋯.png (134.94 KB, 399x338, 399:338, 307622dcd768371f96fecccb.png)

e80739 No.332764

Ok, girls, now that the holiday festivities are over and most of us have sobered back up (except for the onis–we all know you're still hammered), who has some good stories to tell?

Any tales of fun and passionate dates you want to share? Don't leave out any of the juicy details about the hand holding or the head patting, and especially not the cuddling.

Anyone out there find the love of their life as they bid farewall to the old year?

Maybe you just want to commiserate after another year gone by without a husbando.

Let's hear it!

c712fd No.332777

>are over

Khenmaat is still going, though. I'm eagerly waiting for the 13th so that my husband can find me in his sleeping bag for the second time.

be7834 No.332778

File: 2377b143b9f939a⋯.png (316.16 KB, 252x441, 4:7, 2377b143b9f939a35f3caabdac….png)

Roper here. My boyfriend seems to be very into anal play. I don't mind it, but my mother thinks he'll alp if I peg him with my tentacles too much. Is that true?

da53de No.332784

File: a7bcf6195a8de07⋯.png (133.44 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, two-legged bicorn reaction.png)


yes. Hes very vulnerable to alping if he likes anything in his butt

3be46a No.332787



A dude is only at risk of alpine if he wants to be fucked by a dude. Just because he has a weird fetish dosen't mean he's gay.

In short, you're both wrong. Only partially, but still wrong.

1f62bf No.332794


Your boyfriend sounds like a faggot.

ad3e8d No.332796


Dump that faggot into a woodchipper

ee9052 No.332831


a67290 No.332834


Just Alp him.

7fa914 No.332835


find all the beef, cigarettes and everything else that strenghens your testosterone and when she comes back alpha her into the loving wife she never knew she wantet to be.

take it from a former dom dyke, shit works like a charm.

ee9052 No.332841


Alright so there's plenty of meat and eggs and stuff but I also found this plastic tub with some tiny glass bottles in it with all kinds of strance labels like 'elixir' and 'nostrom' and shit. The tub had my name written on the side.

I would take a photo but I don't even own any clothes let alone a camera or phone.

7fa914 No.332843


well whatever this stuff is it seems your mistress plans to use it on you.

never heard of this nostrom stuff, im european and im guessing we dont have whatever that is sorry

maybe hide the stuff and use the remaining time untill she comes back to improvise a copy key to your cage so that you can continue building up strengh untill your ready to face her.

for that you need to find the original key a bar of soap and some wax.

51c103 No.332849


>NoHusbandos RPing as human boys again

Robot please go and stay go

be7834 No.332869

File: f75b0fff5cd8e3a⋯.jpg (899.64 KB, 1054x1200, 527:600, 330_sabbath_L.jpg)

Will you join us in our campaign to free Jared Fogle?

3da2e2 No.332871


sabbath dont like thirsty pedos you twatburger. They try to find strong males who can actually defend them.

c712fd No.332877


That's true for baphs at least, but the problem is that baphs are supposedly the strongest of mamonos and still want a human man stronger than them, which is kinda like if a 3DPD was 8 feet tall but refused to date any man shorter than her.

3da2e2 No.332878


i think you had to do something that was beyond their abilities to get in their good graces. basically picky little fucks, who may have no idea what they want.

e80739 No.332880

File: fbd4b36130b6eb6⋯.jpg (32.4 KB, 443x599, 443:599, 23c34929fefc128a2cc1d9b2.jpg)



It works for us witches, though! We often get the guys the baphies turn down. Can't let those onii-chans go to waste!

be7834 No.332913

File: 5f62a271497a2c1⋯.png (718.29 KB, 1280x896, 10:7, Kikimora92.png)

>It's okay, I'll get a taste of master after they're all done

>I missed out last time, but not again, surely

>Haaah~ Imagine if I had a master all to myself

c4aaeb No.332922

File: 5651b6f10056bc5⋯.jpg (224.9 KB, 500x707, 500:707, Holstaur28.jpg)

Christmas was good. Got my guy over for a movie marathon and managed to get him to use my pillows when he fell asleep. I wanted to be awake when he realized where he was, but I fell asleep and I think he heard me talk in my sleep. I was so embarrassed I locked myself in the bathroom.

So I think he knows. I mean, he stayed there till I came out. Got Chinese after, but I can't just blurt my words out when he's looking at me. Still went better than when I actually tried to confess at the park.

72fc06 No.332944

File: 8efd3f423c78198⋯.jpeg (83.64 KB, 833x1000, 833:1000, B7593755-D116-4863-81CD-7….jpeg)


<dear, you won't have to wait in line if there's no one else to go in line

<don't you know what's best for your master? you always seem to say so when we take an interest.


<using you as pillows? ah, a true poster of good taste

5d266d No.332960

File: d43e7eee39485b1⋯.jpg (121.84 KB, 1112x1800, 139:225, CursedSword15.jpg)

>TFW my previous host fucking died

>Turns out she was a wanted criminal


11452f No.332976


How the fuck do you even manage to type

Do you just, do the old' sperg-n-spasm all over the keyboard until something pops out?

6dae20 No.332983

File: 19ad9b0e41e0e7e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 201.53 KB, 900x900, 1:1, funny joke cheshire.png)


I'd assume she just uses her edge

37fe44 No.332994


Cheshires out

5d266d No.332996

File: b1b23b4fdf68e3d⋯.jpg (834.21 KB, 1691x3428, 1691:3428, CursedSword10.jpg)


>How the fuck do you even manage to type?

I don't, I tell my husband what to type

bfaab7 No.332997


How the fuck does their host just die in the first place?

>not being able to recognize a troll attentionwhoring

e80739 No.333026

File: d0a49dd414f5d59⋯.jpg (35.65 KB, 325x599, 325:599, troll.jpg)


Sigh… Being a troll on the internet is suffering.

What did we ever do to have our name get all those negative connotations?

c712fd No.333028

File: 86daac057953f4b⋯.png (95.06 KB, 445x404, 445:404, gazer smug.png)


>human girls still think they can make all their problems go away by pretending they don't exist

8728f9 No.333037


Maybe if you didn't type like a dyke you wouldn't get so much shit

5d266d No.333038


My previous host was a bandit, someone recognized her and shot her in the head. Turns out she robbed that person before

c4aaeb No.333039


It was nice, but sometimes I wonder why I seem to be the only Holstaur that picked a guy that doesn't immediately give himself to her. Most others I know don't take nearly this long.

8728f9 No.333040



>being a fucking "bandit"

Probably deserved it tbh

e80739 No.333041

File: 4c93428952cd20b⋯.png (63.43 KB, 240x240, 1:1, cheshire.png)


Maybe he's lactose intolerant?

52c4e2 No.333042

be7834 No.333047

File: 161ca56846358d5⋯.png (817.79 KB, 474x672, 79:112, eff0783d-ac3b-46b4-80b0-bb….png)

File: c9731de5e726db1⋯.png (2.42 MB, 1116x1636, 279:409, 1490118704082.png)

Just a few more drops of cum and I'll be able to do that shrinking thing!

b6a57c No.333050

File: 1c616f122a31ab5⋯.png (233.74 KB, 620x640, 31:32, 547C7B73-729A-4985-A86B-D0….png)













e80739 No.333051


So we're all using the same internet cafe terminals, so what?

This is the one thread where I don't think IDs should matter much, unless you have a good way of changing/spoofing your ID every time you have a post idea. This is a thread for having a little fun.

ed8248 No.333055


Dear, if you can't commit to being yourself then I'm afraid there's no way you're going to get a man. Why are you acting like so mang different Monsters? Did your man leave you during the Holidays or… oh don't tell me, you're a virgin?

be7834 No.333062

File: 990375d1a2300e4⋯.jpeg (141.14 KB, 375x600, 5:8, Bicorn_0.jpeg)




Is it really wrong to let my fellow wives use my computer while our husband's away?

5d266d No.333069

File: 0d3bad446f4f949⋯.png (93.48 KB, 307x437, 307:437, CursedSword7.png)

Any other parasitic mamono here? I need to talk with someone who understand my issues

5d266d No.333071


*understands my issues

506d9e No.333072

5d266d No.333081



4a0b34 No.333082

File: a456809ac30f8a5⋯.jpg (191.15 KB, 900x1100, 9:11, a456809ac30f8a58ef777cbd9c….jpg)

>Part of local police force

>All the guys I see on a daily basis are criminals or hard-asses with wives.

>Just want someone who will listen and brush me.

I hate my job.

506d9e No.333083

File: a98beaf619deb20⋯.jpg (35.57 KB, 402x402, 1:1, I_sit_here_to_smug_at_you.jpg)


Some of us don't need to drive around a stinking, used human vagoo to get a man.

5d266d No.333084


I never asked for this

9467d1 No.333086

File: a90b918d38809c3⋯.png (258.23 KB, 676x600, 169:150, 536463746543.png)


oh yes you did

c4aaeb No.333087



Naw, I've seen him eat and drink plenty of dairy. I don't know how to actually get my words out. Advice?

73a8f6 No.333094

File: 2b5984bb7dc3783⋯.png (504.5 KB, 696x826, 348:413, 2b5984bb7dc37835e753cc4e48….png)


Pic related should be the obvious answer

e80739 No.333098


She's an ushi, not an ushi-oni. But I understand… a girl has her needs.


Try this. Next time he seems really stressed about something, pick your moment and give him a hug. And I mean a nice, long, full frontal, squish your chest against his, with a back rub thrown in, hug. Take slow, deep breaths to help keep both of you calm. Tell him that it's ok, that you're right there with him, and that you'll always be by his side to help him, if he will have you. If this embarrasses you, get over it. You'll have to lay most of your cards out on the table, but that's just how these things go. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

What you do and say next is up to you and the situation. If you are feeling particularly raunchy, try gently patting his head and running your fingers through his hair. Hopefully, it will be the start of a really good talk for the two of you.

Yeah, I'm a filthy, depraved romantic. Deal with it.

da53de No.333099


Might I suggest abusing your power and just searching random guys who speed? Works wonders

389ef2 No.333105

File: 19241e57669b369⋯.png (123.83 KB, 895x893, 895:893, 19241e57669b369182fe24306d….png)

OH do I have a conflicting story for you.

>Be me, a meido

>Family is loyal to our employers for generations, treating them like family too.

>Bunch of rich Anubi 3rd generation immigrants in europe.

>Seeking to up their fortune they travelled, and hired my grandma to work for them, passing for generations, and here I am.

>Am pretty much the youngest (2) Anubi's best friend growing up.

>Fast forward till I became 12..

>House got bigger, and the family needed more people taking care of it.

>Having connections, they hired a new trustworthy family to help them take care of the place.

>A diligent succubus mom being the family's personal secretary (making my mom happy to focus more on the house and my dad), and a dad who is pretty much their bodyguard.

But this is where the problem comes in.

>Their son moved in with them.

>2 years older than me.

>Act like an autistic dyke whenever he's around.

>He does more than his share around the house and everyone likes him.

>Everything about him is perfect.


Fast forward 2 years

>Have a slumber party with the girls.

>My 2 besties told me how much they like him and that they want him to sleepover at their rooms that night (never happened)

>They told me having him would mean the world to them.

>They told me all the dirty things they'd do to him if they got the chance.

>I just want to hold hands and cuddle with him.

>They both cried to me, saying only a cruel cruel monster they'd never look in the eye at again would take away their happiness.


Fast forward 6 more years

>Everyone's grown up now.

>Girls still haven't confessed to him.

>Neither have I.

>His family "repaid it's debt" (whatever that means)

>And now they're going to move out of the house.

>idk if I'll see him again.

>Besties have this fire in their eyes like a starved animal seeing its first meal in weeks

>Saw them earlier this morning

>"I'm gonna do it! Today is the day." they both went.

>mfw I don't think they're bluffing

>mfw I am conflicted with making myself happy and ruining the bond I had with my other family.

>mfw I could just let it slide and let them have it if it means that the total happiness in the world increases

Just kill me now.

c4aaeb No.333108


I think the only time he gets that way is if he drinks, according to mutual friends, but I've never seen it happen. I suppose I can scope out the bar he goes to since there's no way I'd ever get into his apartment without him knowing and letting his guard down.

It's not a bad idea, hopefully he'll be the one to hug me first though instead of me sneaking one in.

ee752f No.333113


Try getting yourself assigned to an area with high foot traffic and low crime for a little while. Once the regulars in that area get to know you, you can visit when off-duty and have a decent chance of meeting someone matching the description you gave.

1f62bf No.333124


Don't give up your own happiness for theirs. Better yet have him choose between the three of you to see which one he loves most

>using bikequeans shitty comic

389ef2 No.333129




c712fd No.333133


They seem willing to share him, so what would be the problem with you also being with him?

cfda31 No.333144


>I should let him go so that others can be happy

It's kikis like you who end up in dirty depressed poorhouses, with a bunch of dogs to clean up after instead of children, wearing spectacles and crankily yelling at the nearby teens.

389ef2 No.333148




So, do I go for it? In front of my close friends? In secret? Share?

I don't know how I feel about this. He'd technically be my actual and first master by that point.

1f62bf No.333155


shen the bike duck who originally drew the comic

89dfb4 No.333174

File: c1a04afdd22f467⋯.jpg (99.44 KB, 768x768, 1:1, c1a.jpg)

da53de No.333177

File: 9cdac89dd208805⋯.jpg (44.22 KB, 567x599, 567:599, bicorn.jpg)

fd2a62 No.333180


Try actually talking to your friends about it.

389ef2 No.333182



I got the reference earlier, instead of bikuk it's bikequeans


Gotta cross out that option they want him all to themselves, and are too "Hungry" to share.


>"Hey Anna, Isabelle, my 2 besties and sisters. Did you know I love him too? Thought I should hear out your opinion."

97f4c8 No.333183


Are your friends danuki?

bfaab7 No.333192


Go for it, in secret. Tell your friends to wait for some reason, then go and confess to him behind their backs. He'll accept you, and you're set for life.

All's fair in love and war. No guilt or shame expected. No lines to cross.

761602 No.333197




>all these cuckquadrupeds

Is your collective husband away fucking some other woman so you have to shitpost here instead of getting any love?

e80739 No.333198


Going by >>333047, I might have an idea where her husband is.

5ea5c5 No.333203


<her threat response is obviously lacking. then again, she can never be as close to her master as we.

Allowing Any Other To Have Him Shows Nothing But Weakness.

da53de No.333206


If your friends won't share, you must rape them to show dominance.

c7a5f2 No.333349

File: e0420ba218ac187⋯.jpg (20.92 KB, 378x442, 189:221, IMG_2300.JPG)


You're in for it now, /human/ thread or not

89dfb4 No.333426

File: 63d5dba89f23e94⋯.jpg (248.29 KB, 724x1001, 724:1001, Sovereign Citizen Whitehor….jpg)

I want a husbando who'll join me in the fight against the Danuki Occupational Government.

ad3e8d No.333463


Look, I'm friends with a Danuki and I can tell you that the racist sterotype of them is just that, a racist sterotype. Go back to /pol/ you slut.

37fe44 No.333467


the DIDF doesn't even put effort into their posts anymore. At least try to entertain us when you shill

89dfb4 No.333485

File: 21fb280079ddf18⋯.mp4 (141.04 KB, 480x318, 80:53, giphy.mp4)


>post gets deleted

>post the exact same thing again

89dfb4 No.333634

File: 7a2f7d774138cef⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 229.49 KB, 679x964, 679:964, Haremofcollar_cover1.jpg)

I tried so hard to raise my daughter as a good unicorn. She came by recently to introduce us to her husband…

…and his other wife

…and his other wife

…and his other wife.

What should I do?

7082ec No.333636


Introduce yourself silly

159850 No.333639

File: 2a1ba3b264889a6⋯.png (366.34 KB, 600x756, 50:63, fish.png)

9cbd0b No.333640


Disown her and hire a hitman. Only real option for her disgrace.

5d266d No.333642

File: 7d6d3b557e25ceb⋯.png (996.06 KB, 1191x1684, 1191:1684, CursedSword13.png)

I used to have a Cheshire as my host, she wouldn't stop making shitty puns even when I took over her body, needless to say I detached from her when I realized the puns would never end

f9e058 No.333660


hey, extra grandkids

b6a57c No.333701


Come on anon, it’s 2018, your family needs more diversity don’t be so bigoted to other ideas :^)

b32fa4 No.333838

File: d9b5c5148116271⋯.png (707.85 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, frustrated_kiki.png)


Perchance…. d-does anyone here know about locks?

73960e No.333842


oh honey what did you do

14dfce No.333843

File: 2018fae45d01cc7⋯.png (782.14 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, Anger.png)


Simple introduce her husband to your fist…

…and your other fist

…and your other fist

…and your other fist

b32fa4 No.333845


I… might have been masturbating to the dyson adverts again. Master might have… come home early that day.

I thought it ended well! He took me to bed and… you know.

And then I woke up with this thing on me. That was a couple of days ago. He's out on a business trip again and I don't know when he'll be back!


Please, he does this sort of thing all the time. He likes to try things without asking. I sort of told him I like it…

I didn't know about this, ok!?

73960e No.333850


>dyson adverts

…I'm not one to judge other girls' preferences, but really girl? Your master was probably angry first, then sad pretty soon after. I mean that hurts a guy's pride, you know?

But anyway, locks are a tricky business if you don't know what you're doing. You could just shove a nice hard paperclip and a teeny tiny screwdriver in there and just fiddle around for a while, and hope for the best. But you might break it that way, and then it'll never come off. We don't want that now do we?

There are a lot of resources online for lockpicking if you're feeling lucky.

Alternatively, you can pick out a fine tooth metal saw from a hardware store and get to work going back and forth and back and forth until it goes pop!

73960e No.333851


whoops didn't mean to sage

b32fa4 No.333852


I tried that already! I wish I could give you a closer look at this lock… it would probably take days to saw through, and I'm horny NOW!

And those italics. Really? Are you trying to torture me?

I'm so mad at master. I feel so hot… I don't know if I'm going to be able to stop myself from jumping on him when he gets back…

506d9e No.333856

File: 3bc0de97132f9b6⋯.jpg (40.46 KB, 292x329, 292:329, smug shoggy.jpg)




> Disobeying Master.

e80739 No.333858



My, my. It would be awfully convenient for you if you could simply fashion a key of the desired size and shape out of your own body right now, would it not, my dear?

73960e No.333861


Who knows, that might be just what he wants. A wound up, horny, desperate for sex maid ready to jump him and rut for hours is just the kind of wild juxtaposition for a nice obedient maid that gets a man's blood pumping!

You know the thing they do with babies, where they offer them a chocolate now but two chocolates if they can wait ten minutes? I get the feeling this is one of those "experiments." Just wait it out and try not to wet yourself in the meantime.


Oh leave the poor thing alone you overglorified sentient booger. Disobedience is as good an excuse as any to be disciplined proper by a nice firm rod.

Speaking of, >>333852, maybe he'll give you a good spanking for being a bad maid, hm?

What, I can't help myself, my husband loves the teasing and it's just so natural at this point when I see such an easy target

73960e No.333862


I keep forgetting to leave off my fucking sage, sue me

e80739 No.333863


Are you a cheshire? Maybe you keep the sage on because you like the color purple so much.

506d9e No.333865

File: da1555c6758943a⋯.png (104.27 KB, 313x311, 313:311, shoggoth dont.PNG)


> Deliberately disobeying the Master to MaNIpuLaTE hIM?!

b32fa4 No.333866



The camera at our front gates just picked something up! I think it might be him!

b32fa4 No.333867


Oh, it's just the milk girl…

I'd better go deal with this. Before I get into any more trouble.

God I'm a sight. Why did this have to happen while I'm in heat?

73960e No.333868


Sounds like a personal problem to me



Well… if you're really desperate… there is something you can do…

e80739 No.333870

Speaking of milk girl, I wonder how that holstaur is doing with her boyfriend struggles.

e80739 No.333871


Know any friends with magic spells that could help? Or did he ward the lock against magic?

b32fa4 No.333875

God, that went terribly. I don't know what she must have thought, I could hardly get my words out…


If you think it would work, my ears are standing right up.


I dont know. It's probably well warded given master's work…

I don't get it. Where does one get a thing like this? I can't believe I'm trapped in this little thing. It's locked tight on my hips and it won't come off!

I can't stop thinking about master! I want him so much…



73960e No.333876

File: 36dda7954630fef⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 68.77 KB, 166x298, 83:149, an.png)


The belt gives you access to your poop chute, right?

b32fa4 No.333879


Excuse me for a while. I might just get my broom…

My, I've never gotten undressed so fast. My apron, it's all torn. No. No don't think about that. Just up and… Balance on the chair…

Oh, that's almost there! If I can just get it in a bit further I bet I could-

Was that the door?

73960e No.333884


Alas, poor Meido! I knew her well

b6a57c No.333886

File: c1b5001014b33b0⋯.png (22.14 KB, 457x366, 457:366, F97F67E8-270D-4144-9A2D-40….png)

Yo how do alps get their dick back? Asking for a friend.

490882 No.333887



>be at him apartment one day

>nothing really going on, he's on the couch playing games and I'm standing behind him, watching

>get and idea and decide I'm gonna squish my boobs against the back of his head

>heart starts pounding as I extend my hands

>time seems to slow down

>arms arent moving anymore

>shit, I panicked, but cant withdraw

>buzzer goes off, startling me enough to cause me to yelp

>"Hell yeah! Pizza's here!", he says.

>he comes back to the living room, calling my name and spunding confused

>I'm huddled up behind the couch, trying to be as small as possible


>he taps my shoulder

>face is burning as I look up at him, hiding my face as best I can in my arms

>he blinks a few times and looks concerned


>he grins and grabs my arms and pulls me up

>I'm speechless, my mind is going a mile minute

>"Relax", he tells me

>he takes my hand in his


>he leads me back in front of the couch and sits me down

>hand suddenly feels cold

>he let go

>I'm now holding a paper plate with a large slice of pizza

>he looks over at me, chewing on his own slice expectantly

>I take a bite and sheepishly look away

>hear him chuckle

Not much better.

9ae275 No.333898


>Lift shit

>Squats and oats

>Protein from meat. I better not see soy in there.


>Banya. Not your pleb sauna, BANYA. That means sitting in 100 degree heat. 100 celsius. You better whip yourself with a venik too, pussy.

>Chug some vodka or rectified spirits if you're a real hard bastard, punch out a bear, and go swimming in a frozen lake.

Ya nah. You're shit out of luck, m8. You won't get your dick back. So you might as well go full slav oni so you don't become bullybait.

e80739 No.333899


Are you ok?

Is the broom ok?

29d9b7 No.333907


You need to restore your test level to un-alp. Sperm is said to contain test, so I suggest finding a good friend, maybe one that makes your chest and face feel warm when you think of him, and sucking his dick until you get enough spunk in you to trigger the reversal. If your breasts, hips and ass start getting bigger that's a good sign because it means your muscle is returning. The process could take multiple days, so I suggest doing some exercise everyday to improve your chances. I recommend a lot of squats.

Sorry dude, once you alp you stay alp. But you can squat and oat your way to becoming a gymalp sis with thighs and an ass that could make a man jizz his pants with a single flex rather than some whip-thin sissyalp instead. That way you can retain some dominance and composure.

ad3e8d No.333909


By drinking large quantities of clorox

88314f No.333910

File: 2f201fa0d45e2f3⋯.gif (2.28 MB, 187x155, 187:155, 1514500199094.gif)


>overglorified sentient booger


9e3cb4 No.333911


>My boyfriend seems to be very into anal play

Good taste.

f9e058 No.333913

File: 8e4c4feeeffa2c1⋯.gif (410.13 KB, 221x196, 221:196, no exit.gif)

b6a57c No.333914




Man I’m not even gay and this shit happened to my friend after fapping to a girl just because she had a dick. It was a feminine one too.

b6a57c No.333917


Vols I’m requesting an edit since I can’t delete my post I meant to say my friend isn’t even gay

47dc6a No.333961

89dfb4 No.333982


It wasn't his fault the succubus couldn't control herself.

e80739 No.333983

Anyone else a little worried about that kikimora?

I hope she didn't wind up doing an improptu impression of a young inari.

73960e No.334017


I'm a little worried, but what can you do? If she's not posting then I can imagine she must be pretty tied up with something or other at the moment. All we can hope is that she's enjoying herself now.

15e5af No.334020


Worry not, master is here. Looks like our IP's changed since my little songbird was in here. I somehow doubt it matters.

When I came to my love, flowers in hand - with only the most noble of intentions, I assure you - I was greeted by a rather curious sight. Not only was my carefully caged songbird rather furiously forcing herself down onto her very expensive nimbus 4500 ribbed broom - showing, I think, a fundimental failure to grasp both the reason and purpose of her punishment - but she was in very real danger of seriously hurting herself. Needless to say I got her down as fast as I could, but not before the internal mechinism of the belt fired and ejected the broom just as she was close to reaching climax before locking completely shut at the rear. I have no doubt such a sudden action would have definitely caused her to fall and hurt herself. Luckily, I was there - a revelation that sent her quite wild. I think she, quite justifiably, said a few things she probably didn't mean then. As always I shut her down with a kiss, and that was that. Her hand was straight down the front of my shirt, retrieving the key, and for the next day, she became master. I'm typing this on a phone now. Partially because she might be woken if I start moving, and partly because, well, my pelvis hurts.

I don't think I can stay mad at her, but one thing still confuses me. She put the belt back on herself. I can feel it on her hips, and it's leaking a little. She's going to be in heat for another week at least, so why?

The key is just here, next to me, by the way. She told me I'd better take good care of it, or she'll never talk to me again

But I can't tempt her out of it. She says she wants to feel like that again.

Perhaps this is a better question for /master/, but I'll run it by you girls as well; what's come over my dear songbird? I'm quite worried.

15e5af No.334021


Never mind, looks like my IP is back to what it was. How unusual.

73960e No.334022


It's quite simple, our feathered friend is like a wind up toy; one of those Jane-in-the-box types. You crank and crank and crank the little spring inside and eventually she'll burst out of the box. That's regular sex. Now throw a padlock on the lid, and crank and crank and crank and crank and crank and crank and crank and crank and crank and crank and crank and crank and crank and crank.

And then you open the lock. Understand?

15e5af No.334025



She just did two days. Perhaps now we'll try four or five. I'll stay with her, maybe rub her breasts and stroke her thighs a little if she's a good girl. Just ever so gently though.

Perhaps that might change her mind. But then, isn't that what chastity is?

Yes, I think we need to put something longer term in place. Obviously my love's addiction must be corrected. With her advance consent, of course. I've learned my lesson there.

89dfb4 No.334026

File: cbc84e2496b8740⋯.png (328.12 KB, 1561x2736, 1561:2736, ec598111-176a-47a1-bfbc-4f….png)

File: 01223509e08a851⋯.png (44.8 KB, 1561x407, 1561:407, 04b656df-415a-48a9-bf42-4b….png)

You vile creatures can laugh all you want, but the Holy States of America will prevail in the end! DEUS VULT!

15e5af No.334029


Ugh, one of these.

73960e No.334031


*tips bonnet*

89dfb4 No.334037

File: ebc733aa1e826b0⋯.jpg (147.19 KB, 616x879, 616:879, Lizardman_extra_art.jpg)


You can't fool me reptile. We know you desire to lead people away from the light of Christ just lie the rest of your kind.

88314f No.334043

ad3e8d No.334053


Didn't read but after skimming this it looks like thinly veiled monster propoganda

e80739 No.334083



How does a board like that not devolve into endless bickering between the shoggoth and kikimora camps?

1f62bf No.334100


Have you never been? That's all it is really. A bunch of men arguing over which of the two is superior.

761602 No.334105


t. valkyrie

89dfb4 No.334124

File: 8b9923e8e864f5a⋯.jpg (490.31 KB, 794x1200, 397:600, 261_darkvalkyrie_L.jpg)


Why would servants of Christ associate with those pagans?

761602 No.334125

File: 20d10f27d23aaee⋯.png (737.79 KB, 791x900, 791:900, ClipboardImage.png)


I think you know why.

4f305a No.334129

Will there be elves?

I need to know I want an elf wife.

761602 No.334139

File: 9f15a2e09c0cb2b⋯.jpg (86.99 KB, 512x592, 32:37, displeased tailpussy recol….jpg)


What the fuck are you on about, rape bait?

89dfb4 No.334155



4b884f No.334162


mgu leave and stay leave

5ea5c5 No.334164


Honestly, it gets tiresome watching two servant races go at it. As if being a different kind of slave makes you anything better than that. You should just leave the men to your betters and remember your place.

70e335 No.334171


This might not speak well of how much attention I pay, but what is MGU?

fd4cd6 No.334175

File: 76037c8180452f0⋯.png (76.74 KB, 1200x1000, 6:5, yuuka torturing propane me….png)


Basically MG forum tied to reddit and furfag sites.



What did he post?

761602 No.334181


Back to your keep Sir Fagalot.

e80739 No.334199

File: 963212e31cdfdee⋯.jpg (26.1 KB, 246x326, 123:163, i_am_waiting.jpg)


Present them.

e80739 No.334204

File: 2d6e57e9a230189⋯.jpg (39.34 KB, 454x600, 227:300, hellhound.jpg)

File: 7a0c8b63cd41b74⋯.jpg (86.14 KB, 268x600, 67:150, dark_elf.jpg)


>Dog girls or elf women only.

Be careful what you wish for…

Unless you are into that sort of thing.

70e335 No.334211


>reddit and furfag sites

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

ad3e8d No.334221

File: 6eb34ea34b8e494⋯.png (9.37 KB, 522x83, 522:83, capture.PNG)



9ae275 No.334222


Man, how much of a little bitch do you have to be to come up with this shit?

3da2e2 No.334225


sounds like bad /r/hfy redditing.and the general furfag menace trying to co opt paladin posting so they can come here and shit up the place with unfunny trashposting.

The edgy shit is mostly reddit trash pushed by furfags on mgu. the dense campy paladin posting was at best funny shitposts found on 4/jp/'s general and this place before it got the attention of redditfags.

5d266d No.334365

File: 77dfabd60c4f77b⋯.png (82.34 KB, 239x229, 239:229, Worried Pepe.png)

>Be me

>Find some random helmet out in some dungeon

>Decide to put it on since my current one is shit

>My head falls off


caca97 No.334367


What would a Troll's toes taste like?

f9e058 No.334368


just don't panic lady

you'll lose your head

c33c74 No.334395


Head still works right?

37fe44 No.334425


>That flag

I don't think that it's relevant any more, just a hunch

e80739 No.334426


I hear the Demon Lord is always looking for good recruits for her army.

49a0f4 No.334429


The image was of poor quality and a paladindu wielding a spear with a severed head impaled on the tip.

5d266d No.334450


It still works but that's the least of my concerns

>I live in The Order's capital

>I'm a high ranking knight

I could potentially lose everything, last time something like this happened to one of the knights they were executed under suspicion of being a spy. Now if you'll excuse me I've got to pack up all of my shit and get the hell out of here

368580 No.334477



>>>Running from your duty

>Absolutely Honorless

761602 No.334489



>>>Running from your duty

I want newcunts to leave.

5d266d No.334594



What the hell should I do then?

9ae275 No.334595


Multiclass into rogue.

e80739 No.334598


Time to clear out of Order territory, honey, if you want to keep that pretty little head on your shoulders… well, you know what I mean.

If you need help, I'm sure one of my fellow succubi is lurking somewhere around there disguised as a human. I'll send word. They'll try to find you. Just get going as soon as you can.

When you are a safe distance from the capital, make a bee line for the nearest dark demon realm. You'll be safe there, and you'll have time to figure things out and talk to people. You really should think about enlisting in the Demon Lord's army, though. She loves disciplined dullahan soldiers like yourself.

One more word of advice. You haven't been one of us for long, and your kind can run on fumes better than most, but sooner or later…you're going to get hungry. The sooner you get to mamono-friendly territory, the sooner you can get some spirit energy supplements. They taste nasty, but it beats starving.

Unless of course there is a certain someone you were attracted to before all this. You could always try picking up a carry-out Order on your way out!

5d266d No.334604


Thanks for the advice, already made my way out of Order territory and have already made my way to an inn in Lescatie, now I just need to find the supplements or a travelling companion/potential husband

I'm probably going to join the Demon Lord's army, do you know if she needs an artifact hunter? Because that was my job when I was in the Order, they would send me to retrieve an artifact for them and I would be allowed to keep all of the loot I could carry, it paid pretty well for obvious reasons.

08c9cc No.334608

I hadn't considered this until the thread title, but getting akaname licked in the cold would just be awful. And I like akaname.

e80739 No.335173


So, how is daily life with monster girls treating you?

>do you know if she needs an artifact hunter?

Hmm, well, I can't say I know much about the Demon Army's business; I'm more of a lover than a fighter. Can't hurt to ask though. If there are any artifacts out there that can help the Demon Lord's plan along, I'm sure she has people out looking for them. We don't want extinction any more than your (former) Order does.

Aside from that, I guess you could always try looking for odd jobs from a lich or a dark mage or someone like that, but good luck finding them. They may have a keen interest in magical relics, but many of them tend to be very reclusive.

Lastly… and… ughhh… I hate to even bring them up, but… you could try your local Sabbath branch. I can't stand those pesky pettankos myself, but they do sometimes offer work that might suit your skillset. Just don't go along with their proselytizing, unless you want to look like an eight year old for the rest of your life.

5d266d No.335222


I'm doing good, finally got my head to stop falling off constantly. I joined the Demon Lord's army, thankfully the position I wanted was open. My first mission was to retrieve some old spell tome, there were also some paladins there for it but it was pretty easy to deal with them, I raped them, knocked them unconscious, then stole their gear

Also got those supplements, they really do taste horrid but at least I have a more reliable source now due to being in the Demon Lord's army

506d9e No.335223


> I raped them

> them

5d266d No.335228


There was more than 1 paladin, wasn't easy to do both of em at once but I did it

e80739 No.335229


You are missing the point of >>335223

5d266d No.335230


Oh, forgot to specify they were male

ce3980 No.335266


You seem to have misunderstood the reason why folks are taking issue with the 'them' aspect of your account. Most folk here (bicorns and a few other individuals being the difference between 'most' and 'all') tend to take issue with the following in regard to sexual partners:

>There was more than 1

This attitude of dislike towards having multiple partners is strongest in regard to multiple male partners. Just something to take under advisement as you adapt to your new life.

b6a57c No.335297

File: c5abb7e267f8724⋯.jpeg (56.77 KB, 323x727, 323:727, ED6859BD-39CC-4E0A-916F-3….jpeg)


>whoring out to multiple men in a single encounter.

I don’t think you’re a dullahan at all.

5d266d No.335312


Look, I'm new to this, okay? I was a human less than a week ago, not to mention I was getting kind of hungry

761602 No.335326


>Look, I'm new to this, okay?

Yeah I'll fucking say you are

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