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File: 15ec8fbc014abef⋯.jpg (135.8 KB, 774x1032, 3:4, leprechaun_girl_sfw_by_kyu….jpg)

abe47d No.344235

Saint Paddy's day is just around the corner and while I know many of you will be getting drunk and maybe even celebrating that day, there are much more important matters; What do you think a leprechaun girl would be like and would you marry her?

abe47d No.344236

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File: 8e555d258a1cea1⋯.png (1.61 MB, 1035x1378, 1035:1378, Leprechaun_Girl.png)

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3b3a6a No.344237

>What do you think a leprechaun girl would be like and would you marry her?

A leprechaun girl would be an annoyed, clever little loli that is untrusting of you at first until you make it clear you want her instead of her pot of gold. She would banter with you a lot once she's warmed up to you and seduce you by improvising sexual limericks about you. She would not have magical rainbow powers but would pretend she does because the origin of that association is a story in which a leprechaun tricks a couple into believing her pot of gold is at the end of a rainbow while being knowledgeable enough to know that rainbows are merely illusions of light. I would probably not marry her because I want to marry an Italian monster girl instead.

bf17b3 No.344239

File: 0389bff25ff9b14⋯.jpg (87.28 KB, 550x555, 110:111, Meiling063.jpg)


>What do you think a leprechaun girl would be like

Chinese :^)

abe47d No.344240

File: 23808b0b91904e5⋯.jpg (99.92 KB, 651x787, 651:787, stpatrickstouhou0001_by_mi….jpg)


>seduce you by improvising sexual limericks about you

That would be pretty charming actually. Why no magic? She is a type of fairy after all so I figured it would be a given that she has some. I wonder if I should cross-post over on /fairy/?


There is very little in the way of St Patrick's day Touhou art. Makes sense considering how very japanese it is, but the girls are also all a bunch of drunks!

3b3a6a No.344241


She would likely have some forms of magic, she just likely wouldn't actually have rainbow magic.

3b3a6a No.344242


Oh, and yeah, go ahead and crosspost on /fairy/ too.

abe47d No.344243

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Gotcha. Another question, how well do you think she'd fare in a drinking contest with an Oni? Her size may work against her but she should be pretty good at holding her liquor!



abe47d No.344244

File: f1a389f99c47b46⋯.png (1.59 MB, 1080x1620, 2:3, Leprechaun.png)

File: 67e7c641dc75f9e⋯.png (2.74 MB, 1440x2159, 1440:2159, Leprechaun 1.png)

File: 7fdbff3ba67452f⋯.png (3.06 MB, 1440x2159, 1440:2159, Leprechaun 2.png)


Found these and it made me wonder if art fairies also work with certain trades like tailoring. There is certainly creativity involved in crafting fine clothing.

3b3a6a No.344245


>but she should be pretty good at holding her liquor!

Aren't leprechauns actually said to be bad at holding their liquor? Besides, clurichauns are the ones that are more known for drinking, though they drink wine. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clurichaun

abe47d No.344254

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You could be right! Irish myth ain't my forte. There isn't much art for female Clurichauns out there either. Perhaps this is a job for our resident drawfriends!

3b3a6a No.344264

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It's honestly pretty weird how little female leprechaun art there is.

abe47d No.344266

File: 678362ca47c7972⋯.jpg (99.83 KB, 600x771, 200:257, an_irish_green_for_st__pat….jpg)


I know! It takes a bit of digging to find anything that isn't just a bar wench in green! Speaking of green, have an alternate interpretation. Probably inspired by the old 90's film.

7da823 No.344617

She'd have no ass.

110ef3 No.344618


What if she has an ass, but it's smol but extremely tight?

a8b6d4 No.345198


Idea for leprechaun waifu story:

>Travel to small Irish town for work.

>Matchmaking festival is underway, decide to enter because boredom (don't expect to find anyone special)

>Festival is unique this time, in order to improve relations between humans and fair folk, all matches will be of humans and fae (of opposite genders, this is a proper catholic town you know).

>Date multiple types of faerie from irish, scottish, and cornish mythology, each encounter being comedic, all of them (even the tiny ones) could easily kill you at any moment, yet they still insist on being proper ladies and you being a proper gentleman (which, as a salesman, comes naturally to you), each date is funny and a good time, but ultimately you find that you aren't a match.

>final match is a leprechaun girl, pointy ears, shortstack, great at magic, looks like a loli but is older than you ever will be (fae age really slowly, if at all), wavy red hair, porcelain skin, lots of cute freckles, beautiful laugh, intelligent, fun-loving, loves to ride on your shoulders (she weighs hardly anything), she can put away a lot of alcohol, but she gets horny/intimacy crazy when she's drunk.

>you find that she is a pretty great match for you, she feels the same way, you leave the festival and begin steadily until you have to back to the USA, you then have a fun long-distance relationship over the internet, eventually, she applies for a US citizenship, despite her having a record in ireland for drunk and disorderly conduct, she gets her citizenship at last, especially once you bring up the history between the united states and the irish, and threaten to label them racist for not letting her in, the two of you finally get married, have changeling (half-fae) children and live happily ever after.

64117d No.345201


>Leprechaun Story

>Not one 'Fiddle de dee, begorrah, feckin' potatoes, ye cunt' to be seen

Anon, you're not finished yet…

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