>Go to Morrissey concert
>Heard some rumors he was gay, didn't care because I didn't want to be homophobic
>Have no friends who wanted to come with me so I went alone
>Arrive at concert, everywhere I look are homosexuals dressed up in suits and short-haired lesbians wearing dungarees
>They stare at me wearing my hetero-normal blue jeans, lumberjack blouse and beanie
>One homosexual starts pointing at me and screaming "Fake fag! Fake fag!"
>They all join in and shout "Fake fag! Fake fag!" while pointing at me
>A buff homosexual wearing nothing but black trousers and a bow tie steps in front of me
>He calls me a poseur and punches me right on the nose
>I fall down with my nose bleeding, I hear him say "We don't want your kind around here!"
>They all proceed to kick the shit out of me
>Security wearing jockstraps, pink football shirts and helmets breaks up the fight
>They tell me "Didn't you know this was a Morrissey concert?" and throw me out
>tfw I was beaten up at a Morrissey concert