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File: 1457404832309.png (408.14 KB, 640x480, 4:3, cruz_ponies.png)

 No.331725

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/03/07/ted-cruz-has-a-favorite-my-little-pony-character/

https://archive.is/tzpWS

Presidential races are never short of official endorsements, but Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)

97% has made an unexpected one. The presidential candidate has backed Applejack as his favourite character from My Little Pony, a popular animated series aimed at young girls.

The bombshell was revealed at a campaign stop in Iowa in late January, where the Republican Senator recently beat national frontrunner Donald Trump. A reporter from Ozy.com described the scene:

I’ve just jumped from a hay bale to the upper rung of a bleacher seat — it’s the only way I can see Cruz, surrounded by fans, cameras and boom mics. Now I’m looking down, and the Texan with slicked-back hair, a rugged outdoorsman’s jacket and hiking shoes is talking about ponies. “What’s your favorite My Little Pony?” Cruz asks his tiny supporter, a little girl who is wearing a Rainbow Dash beanie. ”Twilight,” she says. “I have two daughters, and they love Twilight,” Cruz says, before adding, with a grin: “My favorite, though, is Applejack. I just think she’s funny.” [emphasis ours]

My Little Pony, for the uninitiated, is a wildly popular children’s animated series spun out of a popular 1980s toy range. The full title of the TV series is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It follows the adventures and misadventures of a group of female ponies in the mythical kingdom of Equestria.

Cruz’s choice of pony isn’t a huge surprise, as Applejack is easily the most Texan character in the series. One of the main characters of the show, Applejack is depicted as the pony equivalent of a heartland American country girl. She works on a farm, wears a cowboy hat, and has a distinctive southern drawl. Needless to say, if Applejack could vote, she’d almost certainly be a Republican.

Cruz is not the only rightwinger who admires Applejack. Our own tech editor, Milo Yiannopoulos, has also expressed his admiration for the pony. Speaking on a YouTube stream last year, Yiannopoulos also declared that Applejack was his favorite pony. “She’s the Little Miss Sunshine of My Little Pony” said Yiannopoulos, who was later pictured curled up in bed with an Applejack plushie.

Although primarily marketed to young girls, Cruz may be surprised to learn that the show also has a devoted following among adult, voting-age males. Known as “bronies,” this dedicated fanbase has become a familiar sight on the web. They were so numerous on the imageboard 4chan that former admin Christopher Poole was forced to back down and grant them their own section of the website, after initial attempts to ban them failed. Now a global community, “brony conventions” can be found in virtually every major city.

This is the strange and sprawling world that Ted Cruz has – perhaps inadvertently – stepped into. Having successfully chosen the most conservative pony, he has placed Donald Trump in a difficult position. What pony can the GOP frontrunner possibly endorse as a response? Rarity? Fluttershy? Pinkie Pie?

 No.331741

The only surprising thing is that since he has young daughters, he might plausibly have learned about the show through them.

Even without them, I bet he would have had a favorite. I always had him pegged as a brony. And his wife just plain has him pegged.


 No.331747

File: 1457406231570.png (313.12 KB, 622x464, 311:232, 1436116856111.png)

>ask a little girl (original target audience) something about what she likes to seem more down to earth.

>gives a "I don't really care but i guess X" answer that dads do all the time.

>internet assumes he is immediately a brony.

Gees some time i wounder what has happened to people where a dads "I guess i will choose this one" answer is taken seriously.


 No.331783

His decent taste in cartoon horses will not win him the election.


 No.331787

Psssh, horsefuckers. Griffins for the win.


 No.331789

File: 1457407781600.jpg (1.28 MB, 1616x2177, 1616:2177, 1399186683166.jpg)

>>331783

You mean his shit taste in ponies. Pinkie Pie is pretty much the only tolerable one.


 No.331986

File: 1457423394954.jpg (10.85 KB, 239x255, 239:255, 1452902480556.jpg)

>>331789

>Pinkie Pie is the tolerable one


 No.332032

File: 1457432407261.jpg (19.82 KB, 262x312, 131:156, top trumps.jpg)


 No.332040

File: 1457433417970.png (471.31 KB, 842x607, 842:607, LHO1l.png)


 No.332044

This can only help Trump. The media loves to depict bronies as creeps.


 No.332046

>background pony as favourite pony

What a faggot.


 No.332049

You can't look like a strong presidential candidate if you go with a whimsical pony or a soft one, and the genetically superior Rainbow Dash could alienate minorities. Applejack makes sense.


 No.332059

CRUZ WILL MAKE PONIES REAL

CRUZ 2016


 No.332064

/leftypol/ voting for cruz now any moment


 No.332075

Even whites leadership are cuckold. What a travesty. Cuckold race.


 No.332077

>>331725

> young girls

As opposed to old girls?


 No.332089

>>332064

Well cruz had to do something after trump got the chinese children cartoon show market cornered


 No.332093

File: 1457441332800.jpg (6.06 KB, 310x162, 155:81, Rato Confirmed.jpg)

>My Little Rato: Friendship is Canadian


 No.332094

File: 1457441389539.png (209.95 KB, 500x372, 125:93, 1457148847841.png)

Why are ponies still fucking relevant. Honestly it fucking bothers me on some level.


 No.332119

File: 1457444486618.png (188.98 KB, 375x521, 375:521, Happy derpchant.PNG)

>>332094

Two reasons:

The autism of the fanbase, and the autism of the haters, who'll lose their shit if a pony is posted, making it funnier to post


 No.332128

>>332119

Just like how it's the normal people's fault for not liking faggots.


 No.332132

old news


 No.332134

>>331747

fucking this


 No.332139

>ITT: Ted Cruz is a brony

Glad I didn't vote for him.


 No.332143

File: 1457446937758.jpg (75 KB, 500x631, 500:631, david duke and friend.jpg)

>>331725

>The presidential candidate has backed Applejack as his favourite character from My Little Pony

He's just lost the race. Twilight best pone.


 No.332150

File: 1457447475303.gif (3.66 KB, 660x300, 11:5, positive feedback loop.gif)

>>332128

>>332119

>pic related

Like fags and pride parades, bronies are responding to haters that are responding to bronies that are … such that it's impossible to identify any real root cause aside from autism.


 No.332151

>>331725

The irony is that she represents honesty, meaning El Rato would not be her favorite candidate.


 No.332155

No one whose fave is not Rarity deserves votes

Or to live


 No.332171

File: 1457449186262.gif (508.91 KB, 660x2970, 2:9, rarity trolling.gif)

>>332155

Rarity is definitely most /pol/ pone.


 No.332173

>>332171

But rarity is making fun of polacks

and tf2 is for casuals.


 No.332183

TRUMP WILL END NSA SURVEILLANCE


 No.332184

File: 1457450852459.png (904.24 KB, 968x837, 968:837, 21 centimeters!.png)

Ah yes, "RAFAEL" Cruz the Canadian citizen chooses the pony with the southern accent


 No.332186

File: 1457451176741.png (Spoiler Image, 1012.25 KB, 1510x849, 1510:849, rarity - my body is ready.png)

>>332155

>>332173

You can't find a whiter pony. Not just in coloration, but in behavior, too.

She comes from a poor background, but worked her way to success and can pass as upper class, like an American.

She's generous to a fault, just like Europeans.


 No.332192

File: 1457452146242.jpg (20.03 KB, 335x451, 335:451, 65537_932461623447967_8966….jpg)

>lying faggot candidate

>likes the Steve Rogers pony, the element of honesty

Huh.


 No.332193

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Friendly reminder that Cruz is probably a child molester.


 No.332195

>>332193

Huh, he'd actually be seducing that loli? Devilish.


 No.332203

File: 1457453469745.jpg (63.26 KB, 599x337, 599:337, biden again.jpg)

>>332193

He'd hardly be the first one in the in the White House.


 No.332229

File: 1457455026351.jpg (175.57 KB, 1280x600, 32:15, large.jpg)

>ponies


 No.332236

>>332150

>bronies are responding to haters that are responding to bronies that are … acting on their fetish

I like that most of the pony/furfags on 8chan don't have any problem admitting that's pretty much all it is.


 No.332249

>>331725

He keeps proving he has autism


 No.332258

>>332249

>Not wanting a president that's pozzed with the 'tism

It's like you don't even take vaccines or something.


 No.332274

>>332173

>tf2 is for casuals

You mean core.

Candy Crush and other Facebook/mobile games are casual.

Call of Duty, Source FPS games, and PlanetSide 2 are core.

Dark Souls, older stealth games, and some survival games are hardcore.

Arma, DayZ, and similar games are autism.

Bethesda RPGs are trash.

And things like "Gone Home" are not games.


 No.332294

File: 1457459867336.png (250.86 KB, 600x548, 150:137, vivi ovaltine 2.png)

>>332274

>skyrim is shit

>call of duty, planetside 2 is good

confirmed for never playing planetside 1

ur list is as pleb as cruz's choice of pony

fluttershy is best pon


 No.332297

>>332089

Trump is offering Sex with Waifus, Cruz is promoting Bestiality.

The choice here, is very clear.


 No.332299

>>332229

Reminds me of omega flowey


 No.332397

>>332294

>Call of Duty and PlanetSide 2 are core

>Call of Duty, Planetside 2 are good

Found the illiterate nigger.


 No.332401

>Clickbait: The Article


 No.332423

>totally heterosexual


 No.332503

File: 1457472725208.png (Spoiler Image, 175.76 KB, 500x521, 500:521, tf2 is for casuals.png)

>>332173

It's not casual at all. It's the most hardcore hat simulator/gay fangirl fanfic producer out there.


 No.332723

File: 1457484253669.gif (606.57 KB, 800x792, 100:99, 1452807710457.gif)

>Tex Cruz has shit tastes in ponies

Rarity>Ponk>Twilight>Dash>Apple>>>>>>>>>>>the yellow one


 No.332922

>Implying there's such thing as 'having a good taste in ponies'


 No.332936

This, combined with the key endorsement from Jared Fogle, will assure Ted of the crucial pedophile vote.


 No.332940

>>332936

>Implying they won't vote for the aryan who would fuck his own daughter


 No.332944

>>332940

it's a big demographic. If Joe Biden was running, he would get a third of their vote.


 No.332949

>>332944

Why? Does he lust for children?


 No.332953

Well, at least he's honest.


 No.332965

>>332193

The autism concentrated in than girl is enough for me to forgive him. Anything looks weird with autistic kids.


 No.332988

He might have good taste in ponies, but Cruz is still not a Texan, and I still won't vote for him.


 No.333001

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I like sugar and I like tea

but I don't like ziggers, no sir-e

there are two lone things that'll make me puke

that's a hog eating slop and a big striped spook

you know it, 'cuz I show it

like a barnyard rooster I crow it

and the NAACP would sure like to get

a hold of zigger hatin' me.


 No.333043

Please.

Bigger sized, eats meat, tried for independence and talks loud? Nightmare is obviously the texan pony.


 No.333230

>>333043

>Texans

>goth

Pick one


 No.333250

File: 1457539341955.png (452.26 KB, 581x514, 581:514, 1456580325081.png)


 No.333380

File: 1457546369474.png (382.89 KB, 1051x1920, 1051:1920, 1434720776897.png)

>>331789

>Pink whore horse that only enjoys partying and eating things horses can't eat.

>Quiet, honest, farm working horse that will be by your side pulling plows so you can seed the fields

It's like you choose to be retarded, one is going to die the first week you get it, the other is going to be an asset to your farm.


 No.333392

File: 1457547023326.jpg (Spoiler Image, 197.09 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, rarity irl.jpg)

>>333250

If all bronies looked like that the stereotype would be completely different.


 No.336735

File: 1457821355859.png (231.99 KB, 1024x1092, 256:273, Best pone.png)

>>331789

>Not Cheese Sandwich

>>332294

>skyrim is not shit


 No.338461

File: 1457986882509.jpg (124.67 KB, 1680x943, 1680:943, 1456890811389.jpg)

Honestly, I don't think many ponies will vote Cruz regardless.


 No.338490

>>338461

I don't even think most ponyfuckers are even registered to vote or have the social capabilities to learn how

Cruz and Sanders will lose for much of the same reasons; their campaigns target the jobless losers and children, people who can't vote, while isolating themselves from people who can

It's also why Trump is winning


 No.338509

>>338490

I didn't think Trump was sharp about business until I just saw this posted on hackernews https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11285447.

It clearly and simply explains bullshit affecting american jobs. Consider me converted. No other policitican seems to have even a vague idea of how real economies work.


 No.338525

>>338509

Very cool anon. Mind if I an /n/ OP on that?


 No.338536

>>338525

go for it, spread the word as much as possible


 No.338543

>>338536

Cool. Here ya go anon:

>>338541


 No.338781

File: 1458006829674.jpg (78.68 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

applejack is popular with the born again christian crowd.


 No.338799

File: 1458007780913.jpg (294.01 KB, 1240x775, 8:5, donald-trump_2.jpg)

Donald Trump is a self made Billionaire.


 No.338822

Rarity is objectively the best


 No.338830

>>333380

which one is going to be easier to bed though? the party whore pony, or the uptight christian pony?


 No.338844

sage for ponyfaggot attention whoring shit


 No.338849

>>338822

That's a weird way of spelling Twilight.


 No.338932

Haha, having a favorite pony is probably a good thing, but is announcing this an attempt to get votes by Cruz?


 No.339120

File: 1458042308055.jpg (10.31 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1454495978188.jpg)

Rainbow Dash a best?


 No.339240

File: 1458055522295.png (180.08 KB, 884x910, 34:35, 1457312265849.png)


 No.345606

>not choosing Pinkie Pie


 No.345711

File: 1458571578411.jpg (716.23 KB, 2093x1600, 2093:1600, Derpy's page.JPG)

>>338822

>>338849

>>339120

>>345606

Fuck y'all, Derpy is best horse


 No.345770

>>345711

That poor grey horse. What did those black things do to it?


 No.345848

File: 1458581210496.png (430.87 KB, 800x480, 5:3, Screenshot_2016-03-21-18-2….png)

>>345770

Don't worry, she made herself a house with that pod.


 No.345912

>>345848

Haha noice. Good for mail pony.


 No.345914

>>345711

>literally the meme horse

Kill yourself.


 No.345925

File: 1458588105244.jpg (11.56 KB, 480x360, 4:3, cruz.jpg)


 No.345926

>>332171

Fuck off Secrios, we know you only like her when she's fat.

>>332401

No it's worse. The author genuinely hyped this up for months as if it were some huge reveal then just kind of shit this one out.

>>338830

>fucking an animal

>>>/zoo/

>>>/suicide/

>>>/furry/


 No.345930

>>333380

>>Quiet, honest, farm working horse that will be by your side pulling plows so you can seed the fields

This. Applebutt is defo waifu material.


 No.346104

>>331789

But Applejack is blonde.


 No.346105

>>345926

>Animal

they are sentient and sapient, though




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