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Passionate man dressed as crab shows off dancing skills Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 07:58:48 No.333058

If you thought crabs couldn't dance, think again.

A man wearing a crab suit jammed to Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" at a recent Los Angeles seafood boil. His audience was small, but his passion? It was jumbo.

Now, Crab Man is the new personal hero of thousands across the Internet. Sure, the in-person onlookers didn't seem amused, but they were probably just jealous.

http://mashable.com/2016/03/02/dancing-crab-man/#jsggHVSLygqP

https://web.archive.org/web/20160309074545/http://mashable.com/2016/03/02/dancing-crab-man/#jsggHVSLygqP

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 09:33:47 No.333106

Bumping for crab relevance.

ber/n/ie bros 03/09/16 (Wed) 12:34:39 No.333144

we are the ber/n/ie bros

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 13:31:13 No.333165

crabbe

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 14:39:51 No.333209

dance for me crab bro

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 18:35:59 No.333433

File: 1457548559192.jpg (13 KB, 267x200, 267:200, a_seat_with_a_view_by_scap….jpg)

How much are the CBI paying you, krill? LOBSTER will make Crustacea delicious again.

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 21:11:10 No.333618

Being a shell pays pretty well. Lots of krill for the crabbening.

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 03:51:27 No.333954

CBI SHELL THREAD

TRYING TO MAKE CRABS SEEMS HARMLESS AND CUTE WHEN THEY ARE, IN FACT

DEADLY

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 06:30:40 No.334107

CRAB WILL END CBI SURVEILLANCE

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 06:39:41 No.334122

CRABO, CRAB IMITATOR

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 15:48:58 No.334456

THIS IS IT, LOBSTERPLE

IT'S FUCKING CRABBENING

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 19:09:20 No.334652

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF A CRAB DRESSED UP IN A HUMAN SUIT

MADE OF REAL HUMANS

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 22:04:05 No.334829

DANCE FOR MY AMUSEMENT, VERTEBRATES

DANCE!

Anonymous 03/11/16 (Fri) 03:30:28 No.335077

CRAB WILL EXPAND CBI SURVEILLANCE

PREPARE YOUR VERTEBRATE WASTE EXPULSION HOLES

Anonymous 03/11/16 (Fri) 03:31:07 No.335078

CRAB WILL EXPAND CBI SURVEILLANCE

PREPARE YOUR VERTEBRATE WASTE EXPULSION HOLES

Anonymous 03/11/16 (Fri) 04:06:28 No.335108

CRAB ENTERS THE DANGER ZONE

PREPARE FOR CRABSASSINATION

Anonymous 03/11/16 (Fri) 06:39:45 No.335236

CRAB WILL END CBI SURVEILLANCE

Anonymous 03/11/16 (Fri) 19:56:44 No.335684

Take this red ribbon off my eyes

I'm exposed

And it's no big surprise

Don't you think I know

Exactly where I scuttle

This world is forcing me

To hold your claw

'cause I'm just a crab, little ol' me

Don't let me out of your sight

I'm just a crab, all pretty and petite

So don't let me have any rights

Oh…i've had it up to here!

the moment that I step outside

So many reasons

For me to run and hide

I can't do the little things

I hold so dear

'cause it's all those little things

That I fear.

Anonymous 03/11/16 (Fri) 22:57:51 No.335833

KEEP ON DANCING CRABMAN

Anonymous 03/12/16 (Sat) 05:32:13 No.336182

WILL YOU GO TO OCEAN PROM WITH ME?

AND DANCE AND DANCE AND DANCE AND DANCE AND DANCE AND DANCE

Anonymous 03/12/16 (Sat) 05:36:29 No.336193

Gee whiz, every crab thread just got bumped at once, again.

>Every post in this thread is hot-pocket redtextspam fag.

Double gee whiz.

Anonymous 03/12/16 (Sat) 06:51:48 No.336235

FINALLY! I caught these sexist 8chan neckbeards being total shitlords, calling the police now :3

Anonymous 03/12/16 (Sat) 08:45:41 No.336322

Gee whiz, indeed. How'd you get so smart and observant?

Anonymous 03/17/16 (Thu) 19:17:16 No.341947

File: 1458242236646.jpg (82.23 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 2629378610_7d657d25bd_z.jpg)

Gee, whiz, crab greentext spam sure is different from all the Chump redtext spam that makes all the other threads so intellectually stimulating.

Anonymous 03/17/16 (Thu) 20:24:05 No.341992

Butthurt

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 19:06:04 No.344966

File: 1458500764995.jpg (159.55 KB, 640x511, 640:511, 2843805999_0a227127ca_z.jpg)

>don't have any good argument

>call the other guy butthurt

>declare victory

yes this is definitely different from crab spam :^)

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 19:11:28 No.344972

EVEN CRAB CAN POO IN LOO

CAN YOU? CAN YOU?

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 05:31:39 No.346503

File: 1458624699127.jpg (11.68 KB, 550x414, 275:207, crab-in-the-toilet.jpg)

CRAB IN LOO?

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