No.336995
https://archive.is/uTaXO
The world’s oldest documented living man has been confirmed as an Israeli Auschwitz survivor living in Haifa.
Israel Kristal, aged 112 and 178 days on 11 March, was handed a certificate at his home by a representative of the Guinness World Records confirming him as the oldest known man on the planet.
Kristal succeeded 112-year-old Yasutaro Koide of Japan, who died earlier this month. Asked about his longevity Kristal said: “I don’t know the secret for long life. I believe that everything is determined from above and we shall never know the reasons why.
“There have been smarter, stronger and better looking men than me who are no longer alive. All that is left for us to do is to keep on working as hard as we can and rebuild what is lost.”
Kristal was born in Zarnow, Poland, on 15 September 1903. When the first world war broke out in 1914, he saw Kaiser Franz Joseph in person but became separated from his parents, later moving aged 17 to Lodz to work in the family confectionery business.
He continued to work as a sweet maker in the ghetto there when it was established by the Nazis in 1940. Four years later he was sent to Auschwitz, where he lost his wife.
Kristal himself survived despite being used as a slave labourer in Auschwitz and other concentration camps.
He was rescued from the brink of death by the allies in May 1945, weighing only 37kg. The sole survivor of his family – his children also died during the Holocaust – he emigrated in 1950 to the city of Haifa in Israel with his second wife and their son.
No.336997
>>336995
This just further drives home the point that the Germans can't do anything right.
No.337006
>>336997
That's why you always hire American.
No.337047
>Kristal himself survived despite being used as a slave labourer in Auschwitz and other concentration camps.
>Auschwitz and other concentration camps.
>other concentration camps.
They just wanted to put Auschwitz in the article because other wise no one would give a shit about the other concentration camps. Auschwits is like some pitty medal for the jews. Man lives long and adventurous life, also he went to Auschwitz for a fraction of it.
No.337122
>>336995
>born in Zarnow, Poland, on 15 September 1903
>All the men from the 19th century are dead.
There are only two women left who were born in 1899
No.337140
I smell bullshit.
Can't trust anything they say.
How is it that every jew on the planet is or knows a "survivor". Were there eighty billion in the holiday resort, and when the 78 billion were killed by a single bullet which ricocheted around the room, the 2 billion nearly dead survivors remained yo constantly invent stories for the rest of eternity.
No.337146
>>337140
Then once all the 'survivors' are dead, their descendents will repeatedly bring that up.
No.337149
Was in camp 1944 to 1945. In that span his wife dies and children also.
Manages to get married and has new children before moving in 1950?
Dates sound fudgey as shit.
No.337175
don't worry, the holocaust is in their dna now
the holocaust isn't going anywhere goyim
No.337182
>>337175
"People are temporary, the 6 billion is eternal."
-Shlomo Goldberg
No.338213
>>336995
>"All that is left for us to do is to keep on working as hard as we can and rebuild what is lost.”
Having a big goal like that is probably at least partially a factor in his long life. The rise of Israel again is a remarkable Biblical prophesy fulfilled.
Lol, why so many (seemingly unreservedly) hate Israel here (and in general) is something I consider pretty provocative evidence that Satan is enraged by their rise from the ashes and is as ever trying to destroy them. The haters here are directly aligning themselves in their ideologies with the Muslim nations they also claim to hate. It's pretty ludicrous, but most of them seem entirely oblivious to this fact.
Anyway, I personally love the Jewish people, bless the name of Abraham as a Christian, and look forward to their eventual deliverance from all the haters.
No.338252
>>338213
An we all look forward to you getting gassed, shlomo.
No.338258
>>338213
You really like the taste of jew dick don't you.
No.338262
>>338252
I expect it will be by beheading actually, heh.
http://biblehub.com/revelation/20-4.htm
>>338258
Lolnewp. But, as a Christian I recognize that every.single. spiritual gift we have is from the Jews.
No.338274
Slav here.
What do you do about those scary tales from old people like that? They are often brought up when holohoax is questioned. Especially here.
No.338277
>>337047
>man sent into a living nightmare where you're used for slave labour and also possibly a lab rat for torture
>Man lives long and adventurous life, also he went to Auschwitz for a fraction of it.
man you make it sound like he went to the fucking movies or something
>>>/pol/
please go back and stay there
No.338279
They will probably have the first brain transplant experiments on "holocaust survivors."
Israel knows no one will put up with their bullshit once holocaust survivors croak. They will keep these fuckers alive on life support and drugs at all costs.
Realistically, if they suffered so much, the permanent damage caused should have made them all die in their 70s at the latest.
No.338281
>>337149
It really isn't.
This was normal before the 70s. Edison had a shit ton of kids after remarrying shortly after his first wife died.
No.338284
>>337149
Why? The timeline works out.
No.338302
>>338262
>>338213
Except the part where the Jews killed Jesus
You aren't a Christian and you're going to hell with the rest of the unbelievers
No.338323
>>338302
>Except the part where the Jews killed Jesus
A necessary part of God's plan anon, just as the Romans themselves were. Jesus had to die to redeem mankind–it's why He came!
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftgmdRlDkko
BTW, the Apostles and first Disciples were Jewish. Jesus is Jewish. The entire Bible, Old and New testaments, was penned by Jews with the exception of Job (Abraham wasn't around yet), and it's plainly Jehovah God described in the book of Job.
And Jesus has redeemed me is why I'm a Christian, not because of anything I've done.
No.338324
>>338302
>preaching collective guilt
>not turning the other cheek
Jesus would be disappointed in you.
No.338395
>>338348
MIDF shill or BLM shill?
No.338399
>>338277
Well they weren't fucking death camps judging on how many of the fuckers "survived" them.
No.338420
>>338323
EGADS! And Jesus wouldn't have had to redeem people if Adam didn't sin. …and Adam wouldn't have sinned if Satan didn't fall.
How far down the rabbit hole does God's conspiracy to force events go??
"And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER! "
No.338422
>>338399
>The 5% who survived proves the other 95% didn't die!!
Goyish logic!
No.338430
>>338420
I believe the word you're looking for is FREE WILL friend.
You've got one, I've got one. Enjoy it while it lasts for you. Maybe do something positive with it yea?
No.338432
>>338430
-God's Plan
-Free Will
Pick one.
No.338433
>>338422
Where are the bodies if they killed all these people then nigger? I never see anyone talk about mass graves or what they did with all the bodies that was based in reality whenever anyone talks about the holocaust, just the fucking thousands of "survivors" that come out and get paid to tell us all about how horrible it was without ever giving the explanation of if they were trying to exterminate them then why didn't they just shoot them when they rounded them up? Why waste all the resources of putting them all in one place and not just killing them? Why would you waste resources on feeding people you are going to kill?
No.338442
>>338432
We'll take both thanks. Neat how that whole 'Transcendence' thing works huh?
No.338443
>>338433
>Why waste all the resources of putting them all in one place and not just killing them? Why would you waste resources on feeding people you are going to kill?
Nice implication there.
The original plan was to just do forced labour camps, but once Germany started losing the war and food and medical supplies became scarce, they realized it's easier to kill than sustain them.
No.338444
>>338443
So they weren't trying to exterminate all the Jews and they are all fucking liars thanks for clearing that up.
No.338453
>>338433
>Never heard of a crematorium
Remember, they just wanted to get rid of the bodies, they didn't have to adhere to any federal standards.
>>338444
>They weren't originally trying to kill everyone
>Therefore everyone else is lying
More Goyish logic!
No.338454
>>338453
>Never heard of a crematorium
It takes almost a full day to cremate one body with modern technology are you saying the Nazis managed to burn six million bodies with 1940s crematoriums? Because that would be fucking magic.
No.338463
>>338454
>It takes almost a full day to cremate one body with modern technology are you saying the Nazis managed to burn six million bodies with 1940s crematoriums?
Must have used some of that 9/11 steel beam heat.
No.338466
>>338454
No see, you can clearly cram several dozen jews into one of these.
No.338471
>>338466
That is still not enough to burn all six million bodies before the war ended even if you jammed two in each of those crematories, which wouldn't work anyway.
No.338476
>>338454
Modern crematoriums burn one body at a time, have to adhere to safety and pollution standards, and are designed to leave a consistent amount of ash behind.
Those crematoriums had no such restrictions.
>>338471
Who said they were all cremated? Next you'll act like someone claimed they all died in death camps.
No.338479
>>338476
>Who said they were all cremated?
If they weren't all cremated then where are the bodies?
>Those crematoriums had no such restrictions.
It still takes almost a full day to burn a body down to ash retard.
No.338489
No.338491
Preemptively debunking all of /pol/'s lies
No.338496
>>338489
At Poland where the victims could have easily been one of the many victims of the USSR's rape and murder spree they had when they pushed back Germany.
No.338504
REMINDER
/pol/'s wet dream was a massive failure
No.338505
>>338493
>>338494
>>338495
>>338498
>>338500
>>338501
Not a single source on any of these images, I guess you just want me to take your word for it huh?
No.338506
>>338505
These are things you can easily type up into DuckDuckGo or StartPage.
You wouldn't blindly believe what you read in an image macro, right? :^)
No.338507
>>338506
>You wouldn't blindly believe what you read in an image macro, right? :^)
Yeah that's why I asked you for sources that you have not provided you nigger.
No.338511
>>338507
>These are things you can easily type up into DuckDuckGo or StartPage.
Let alone all these almost explicitly provide the sources
>>338494
>>338498
>>338500
>>338501
A lack of URL does not mean a lack of truth.
No.338512
>>338505
I see a bunch of sources, like the NY Times or Goebbels diary.
No.338513
>>336995
>his children also died during the Holocaust
>holocaust
No.338516
No.338519
>>338516
Show me the bodies kike.
Also, Germans didn't even want all the jews dead, just moved outta Germany. That's why Hitler worked with rabbis to move em out to a Zionist state.
No.338520
>>338504
just like communism
No.338521
>>338519
Yes, I guess you are 100% correct and all the evidence saying otherwise is fake. Good to know
>>338520
Why do you think Big K is a communist?
No.338524
>>338521
>100% correct and all the evidence saying otherwise is fake
>can't even prove it's real
>b-but experts said so!
lmao
No.338526
>>338521
I never asserted you were a communist.I merely stated like that communism is a failure.
No.338527
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>338516
Nice lies Chaim, but those were already debunked. They are as much lies as Ann Frank's Diary was written by another person.
How come your evidence has nothing to do with numbers or video footage and more to do with trying (suspenseful) to character assassinate people, as if that makes what they say any less true?
No.338529
>>338527
Did you read a single image that was posted or is this paragraph a keyboard macro?
No.338534
>>338527
>I'll call him a kike, that'll show him
No.338535
>>338529
I did, same old Schindler's List nonsense that don't show the bodies or have already been debunked.
No.338538
>>338535
>already been debunked
You can't debunk facts. Can I have a source, or at least the shitty image macro you believed at first look?
No.338539
>>338538
Nigga, WHERE ARE THE BODIES. lmao
No.338545
No.338550
>>338545
there's no point bothering with these people. They will never change their minds, you could show them footage of a child being shoved into a coal burner and they'd find some way to convince themselves it's fake.
No.338551
>>338545
Not me but those top ones you linked prove what exactly?
>its real because these jewish documents say it was.
Lmao. Kikes wrote that "we Germans killed jews" so that means that Nazis killed jews!
No.338553
>>338550
Where are the bodies though?
Where are the bodies though?
Where are the bodies though?
Where are the bodies though?
Where are the bodies though?
No.338554
>>338551
They literally refute everything your posts tried to claim
No.338555
>>338554
Like?
Also see >>338553 's post
No.338596
>>338527
>Claims historical fact has been debunked
>claims a debunked lie is historical fact
Double the retardation.
No.338709
No.338870
I get the feeling that either he wasn't there or the camps weren't as bad as the propagandist would have us believe. incredible hardship shortens lives, most of the 'holocaust' survivors should have died early if it was as they described.
No.338873
>>337006
>expecting duhmericans to do anything right
No.338899
>>336995
The nazis gassed him six million times but he was to strong for them.
No.338916
how do people survive auschwitz? I thought auschwitz was meant to be the one where you turn up, get put in a gas chamber then thrown in ovens.
No.338936
>>338916
Be young, be lucky.
No.338953
>>338709
So your saying they uncoverered 6 million bodies? There weren't eve six million Jews in Germany at the time.
In fact, there were more Jews in Germany after the WW2 than ever before.
No.338959
>>338709
Show me pictures of 6 million bodies, and not the picture of people dead from Typhus.
Also rebuke the video >>338527 posted.
You cannot.
No.338976
>>338936
Hey, Bards are OP as fuck in 5th edition.
No.338989
>>338916
Watch "Shindler's List" anon for some idea.
No.338993
>>338953
>not accusing your neighbor of being a jew
>not recreating salem witch trials on a grander scale
No.339065
Here's your 6 million
>>338953
>>338501
No.339091
Remember back in the day when /pol/ was a fun meme where people would shoot the shit about racist stuff jokingly. 3 years later people came and thought we were serious, 5 years later they began to believe their own memes, 10 years later they became the haven for every kissless virgin on the internet who got cucked and laughed at when they were a kiddie. Never change pol
No.339107
>>338466
Anon would you be willing to show us the time it takes for a Jew to burn by going in a crematory coffin?
No.339122
>>338916
No, it was a work camp too. You're thinking something like Sobibor.
>>338870
Confirmation bias. You're seeing one guy at the very far end of the bell curve, while ignoring all the other survivors who died much younger.
No.339127
>there are people who care about the oldest person alive
Facebook tier news, i always knew this place was filled with newfags who go on facebook all day but damn.
No.339136
>>339127
There's no context to this quote. What if she's advocating for mind-reading laws? What if she's talking about a book she's written? This image is pure shit
No.339144
>>338213
>You're either with the jews OR the muslims! No other perspectives exist and it is hypocrisy to hate both!
No.339180
>>338213
Talmudic Jews literally worship satan, and they're the ones that are in control of everything. Their Messiah has already been born 2000 years ago. The Messiah they will be following in the near future will be the antichrist. The false prophet will also convince muslims, catholics, evangelicals, and the baha'i that he is is the second coming of Jesus. Only nondenominational christians will see him for who he is and be saved.
No.339544
>>338213
>jews people of God
Read the Bible faggot.
>>338989
>Shindler's List
bait
>>339065
Wow, those evil nazis turned 6 million human corpses into a sign and some papers?
Shit, someone sue HP and EPSON, my printer made shit that looks awfully similar
No.340197
>>338495
> NOTORIOUS JEW HATER
> ANTI-SEMITE
so how much of world's media isn't in Jewish hands?