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 No.337901

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/09/idaho-shooting-suspects-hypersexual-martian-manifesto-is-a-window-into-an-unraveling-mind/

Born and raised in North Idaho. Grew up in a loving family. Joined the Marine Corps after high school. Developed an interest in science. Went to school for a degree in biochemistry. Won numerous scholarships and awards. Graduated Magna Cum Laude then got invited to a prestigious university to work on genetics.

Had his life ruined. Ruined by an intelligent species of amphibian-humanoid alien from Mars.

 No.337919

I just sat here masturbating


 No.337922

>>337919

To the reptoids?


 No.337923

>>337922

and more


 No.337925

Another unfortunate victim of the disinformation campaign that, by the way, works incredibly well. This, of course, is always meant to cover up or blur something else.

Animals < Humans < Transterrestrials < Extraterrestrials < Extradimensionals < Extraesxistentials

It's just a part of the great cosmic pecking order.


 No.337926

File: 1457938807491.jpg (48.28 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1307911416035.jpg)

>>337901

Rape their women.


 No.337930

>>337901

Ran to Canada.


 No.337942

File: 1457941746302.jpg (203.87 KB, 1024x1323, 1024:1323, CdFI2kYUsAI3mWn.jpg)


 No.337958

Where do I sign up to fuck a lizard woman?


 No.337977

>>337958

This.

The ones from V in the 80s were absolutely cracking.

I'd choose a lizard over any human scum.

Don't worry, you can watch me be dined on by the lizard collective after I foolishly sign over my species and planet.


 No.337985

>>337977

Lemme hit some of that gecko lady cloaca


 No.337986

>>337901

Any drawfags here?

/r/ing barry getting fingerbanged by autistic space lizards.


 No.337987

>>337977

Lemme hit some of that gecko lady cloaca


 No.337988

>>337987

Tfw reminded of grade 10 biology.


 No.337989

READ what this great man has to say.

He is going to ROT in prison to tell you the TRUTH.


 No.337991

>>337989

You know nothing of the truth


 No.338046

>>337942

sauce plz


 No.338062

The pastor he shot took 3 .45 rounds in the face, and several more in his chest, and still survived, him being an ayy lmao is more plausible than surviving 3 .45 headshots.


 No.338319

File: 1457978767283.png (1.05 MB, 773x680, 773:680, tfw no home planet.PNG)

>tfw no home planet

>tfw monkeys think they're better than you

>tfw no slaves


 No.338335

>>338319

i don't get that

If spacelizards are shapeshifters, why can't they change into monster girls?

That way everybody would love em


 No.338339

WUT?


 No.338344

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>>337901

>Odom then began to experience strange sexual feelings — “it felt like someone was manually pumping blood into my penis”


 No.338357

File: 1457980548320.png (508.19 KB, 604x982, 302:491, all hail the hypno toad Ke….png)

>They disguised themselves as humans but really looked like giant green frogs with proboscises on the top of their heads, he wrote.


 No.338359

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>>338335

Don't give them good ideas


 No.338379

Somebody post ALL of the images and text!!!


 No.338789

File: 1458007209765.png (280.98 KB, 680x545, 136:109, Mars.png)

this man is crazy, I'm glad they detained this crazy man, saying such crazy things, he must be out of his mind!

that list is fake too,President Obama is in full control, humanity controls themselves - yes, you have free will.

Thank you for your attention humans, my fellow humans.


 No.338803

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>>338789

Venus pls go


 No.338816

>>337991

You can't handle the truth.


 No.338823

File: 1458010548965.jpg (178.95 KB, 673x323, 673:323, bcb34304f20839c7baad6a5b94….jpg)

/leftypol/ chiming in. I know you hate us, but bear with me here.

Contrary to the cries of reactionaries who think every autist shooting people over the ayy lmaos is a leftist, we know from J. Posadas that the opposite is true. Kyle Odom could never become class conscious through his visions of communist extraterrestrials because he didn't fulfill their contract and bring about their vision by earning his PhD, revolutionizing genetics, and bringing about the revolution of society peacefully. So as punishment, they trolled Kyle with maddening falsehoods suiting his /pol/ack mind.

He forever lives in his own personal hell, never to know the ayys' final alternative to peaceful revolution: cleansing nuclear fire and the rescue of the worthy from the dying world.


 No.338833

>>338823

breddy much this, he sounds like a cunt.


 No.338836

Holy shit this is all actually very creepy, can you imagine experiencing what this man went through?

I've never heard of meditation driving people psychotic before.


 No.338841

>>338046

I don't know why OP didn't include this.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/303424144/Kyle-Odom-s-Manifesto#scribd

Also, gas those Martian Reptile Kikes! Species war now!


 No.338843

>>338841

>The manifesto also includes a list of “noteworthy Martians.” On the list are 50 members of Congress — belonging to both parties — as well as roughly three dozen members of the “Israeli leadership,” including “every single Prime Minister since 1948.”

>“This is by no means an all-inclusive list,” Odom wrote. “Martians are ubiquitous. They exist at every level of society in every nation. Some have blue collar jobs, while other occupy positions of power. They control our government, our military, and Corporate America as well. They keep track of every ‘wild’ human on the planet and manage us like animals in a zoo. Our ‘freedom’ is a carefully crafted illusion.”

>roughly three dozen members of the “Israeli leadership,” including “every single Prime Minister since 1948.”

>They control our government, our military, and Corporate America as well. They keep track of every ‘wild’ human on the planet and manage us like animals in a zoo. Our ‘freedom’ is a carefully crafted illusion.”

What's even more unsettling is how entirely truthful the bottom line of this whole deal is.


 No.338868

>>338823

communism is mathematically fallacious


 No.338939

>>338841

This is pure gold.


 No.339046

Guys this isn't a hoax, I'm in upstate NJ and shit's getting real here


 No.339061

>>339046

The dumbing down and poisoning mechanisms are increasing in Miami area big time. The sight of muslims and cars with "Allah is great" bumper stickers has quadrupled in the last year. People gotta wake up and stock up for what is coming!

When the people all realize how deeply they have been duped society as we know it will collapse, some will ascend while others controlled by ego only will plumet into worldwide war and chaos on your streets. Every large/giant govern-mente, religion (religare), bank and corporation are involved on some level.

Arm yourselves with love from truth, knowledge, peace, and guns


 No.339063

>>338836

meditation doesn't drive you psychotic. If this conspiracy is one day in the near future proven to be true, if true at all, a lot of shock will ensue for the people who are in a dumbed-down ego driven state. Some will panic and others will arrogantly not care.

TLDR if this is true it's easy to infer that the intelligence agencies will have their hands on advanced weapon technology, and could easily poison and/or wirelessly drive a person insane who is an "intelligence threat"


 No.339075

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>>339046

Chicago here, a giant cylinder just landed right in the center ow town we're trying to stop the ayylmaos from getting their fighting machines put together :^)


 No.339080

>>338843

So it's basically Jews?


 No.339087

File: 1458035245397.jpg (414.43 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, essi-vivono.jpg)

“My last resort was to take actions to bring this to the public’s attention,” Odom wrote in the manifesto. “I hope that something good comes of it. Just realize that I’m a good person, and I’m completely innocent. == Also realize that the ‘people’ I killed are not what you think.” ==


 No.339115

I came into this thread expecting it to be retarded, was horribly disappointed.


 No.339134

>>339063

…and yet the goverment still let him give this all out to the morons (like you) who will believe him. Good work FBI

>>339087

My thoughts exactly. Was he carrying any gum when they found him?


 No.339135

>>338841

PDF links pls? I'm not signing up to some shit site


 No.339154


 No.339155

>>338823

Your entire ideology is an especially virulent form of self help books like 'the secret'.

You try to put the entirety of human experience in a small context to explain away the breadth of fear and any negative emotion to weaponize the disenfranchised so people you'll never meet can plunder the accumulated wealth and culture of a host nation.


 No.339177

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>>339135

here!

ftpcontent.worldnow.com/khq/ODOMDOCS.pdf


 No.339435

>>339115

how much more retarded could you need it?


 No.339720

File: 1458075852458.png (284.09 KB, 1029x779, 1029:779, Reptilians and Jews.png)


 No.339726

>>338868

>>339155

I knew you couldn't handle the bantz. We don't take Posadism seriously, and not just because of the ayys and the "launch all nukes on earth" idea; it's a spinoff of Trotskyism, and we generally hate Trots.

You also have no idea how far so-called "communism in practice" (Marxism-Leninism and Maoism) strays from Marx and of the fast gulf between Social Justice Warriors and the leftists who they quote-mine and misinterpret (Frankfurt School, the critical theorists, Foucault's History of Sexuality, etc.). You haven't actually read our stuff at all, so I cordially invite you to do so:

>>>/leftypol/res/575805


 No.339731

>>339726

Let's try that again:

>>>/leftypol/575805


 No.339772

>>339726

>maoism

A tiger wouldn't listen to random people on the internet, so I think I'll just stick to libertarianism. Thank you.


 No.339824

>>339726

It's not bantz, you're just a retard.


 No.339841

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London here, Woking is in ruins and people are going apeshit


 No.340209

news


 No.340683

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>>339080

more like the jews serving the aliums


 No.340746

>>337942

>mfw my entire state is martian-controlled

This is good news. Advanced sexual stimulation tech will make it here first.

ENJOY YOUR MANUAL SEXYTIMES, PEASANTS!


 No.341067

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da jooz


 No.341082

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.344956

the odds against any thread being real news are a million to one he said


 No.344959

the odds against any thread being real news are a million to one he said

the odds against any thread being real news are a million to one

yes a million to one

but still I can't post


 No.345393

File: 1458534167247.jpg (40.19 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 57420134_b5f5e1e68d_o.jpg)

>What did YOU do during the Reptoid Wars

I posted tinfoil hat shit on a Mongolian shadow puppetry BBS


 No.345398

>>338833

>>6 days and still not checked

kek has sent a plague of crabs to afflict you all.


 No.345428

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>>338803

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


 No.345429

File: 1458538564858.jpg (195.51 KB, 1280x636, 320:159, tumblr_m70556Mnhy1qb64zjo4….jpg)

>>345428

>tfw I didn't even post the right Martian to match the war cry


 No.345432

I'm just going to stay inside and play videeo games.


 No.346515

File: 1458625189268.png (331.35 KB, 576x566, 288:283, 1457933318140.png)

I shitposted the shit youtube drama thread they made.


 No.346545

David Icke will be the guest tonight on Other Side Of Midnight with Richard C. Hoagland to discuss the repoid/jewish conspiracy.

Show starts in 48 minutes. That's at 3am Eastern.

http://othersideofmidnight.com/montue-mar-22-david-icke/

Listen links here:

http://darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com/


 No.346552

Obvious disinfo, the zionist illuminist would like you to believe this and discredit any real conspiracies.


 No.346554

>>337926

>implying you can rape the willing


 No.346565

>>346545

It's on right now.


 No.346574

I saw this on the front page and misread it as "Reploid Wars". Safe to say I would be totally fucked when it comes to that war.




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