Spielberg didn't rape Indiana Jones enough yet

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Spielberg didn't rape Indiana Jones enough yet Anonymous 03/15/16 (Tue) 23:36:11 No.339902

Spielberg didn't rape Indiana Jones enough yet, promises fifth installment - this time with more midi-chlorians.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/disney-announces-fifth-indiana-jones-875794

Indiana Jones is swinging back into theaters.

Steven Spielberg will direct Harrison Ford in the untitled fifth installment in the action-adventure franchise, which will open July 19, 2019, Disney announced Tuesday.

“Indiana Jones is one of the greatest heroes in cinematic history, and we can’t wait to bring him back to the screen in 2019,” said Disney chairman Alan Horn. “It’s rare to have such a perfect combination of director, producers, actor and role, and we couldn’t be more excited to embark on this adventure with Harrison and Steven.”

Franchise veterans Kathleen Kennedy — who now is president of Lucasfilms, home of the series — and Frank Marshall will produce. The married duo are intimately involved with Indiana Jones; Kennedy worked on the original Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) as an associate to Spielberg, while Marshall was the producer. Both were involved with the next three films, all of which Spielberg directed.

Anonymous 03/15/16 (Tue) 23:48:32 No.339908

DJAAAAOOOOWWNNZZZIIIIII

DJAAAUUWWWNNZZEEEEEEEEE

DJAAAAAUWWWWWNNNZIIIII

- said the fat talentless cockney faggot

SPPLOPSHSPPAHSHLPLOAHHAKPLSGTHHTPLSPSHTLPTHSLPTHM - said the pube headed speech impaired cry baby

Looking forward to it.

Anonymous 03/15/16 (Tue) 23:59:16 No.339918

What is this? Indiana Jones and the Retirement Home?

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 00:08:34 No.339924

>>339918

>Indy has female apprentice

>It's revealed Indy had a son that's gone missing

>Revealed son became Nazi

>Indy and son have heart to heart on bridge

>Son shoots Indy in scene hilariously recreating the Arab swordsman.

>Apprentice and Son have shoot out in temple

>Death Star blows up

Bonus points if the movie gets broken into two parts.

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 00:10:53 No.339925

Harrison Ford's getting too old for this shit. He was born on July 13, 1942, which means that even if they started filming this summer, he'll be 74 fucking years old. If they film it the year before release, he'll be 76. The film's not supposed to come out until a week after his 77th birthday.

At this point, it's a gamble whether the man will even be a alive to see the premier. Let him retire so he can pop Cialis and go out plowing Calista.

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 00:21:07 No.339935

>>339925

He'll probably welcome death with open arms, the sweet release of death has been denied to him for so long by shekelberg

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 00:35:33 No.339948

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They should get the kid who played young Indy in Last Crusade to be the new one, instead of a guy whose going to be on death's doorstep for the next decade.

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 00:39:37 No.339949

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>>339902

This is retarded. I have a better idea:

Do a live action of part 3 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Have Harrison Ford play Joseph Joestar and call it "Jojo: Evolution"

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 00:48:21 No.339956

RAPES RAPING RAPE

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 00:52:11 No.339959

>>339902

Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Jedi

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 00:55:45 No.339962

>>339948

>They should get the kid who played young Indy in Last Crusade to be the new one

We don't actually have necromancy in real life, unfortunately.

RIP River Phoenix

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 00:56:35 No.339963

>>339962

i cri everytiem

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 00:56:37 No.339964

>>339924

You missed the part where he has an affair with some negro and a stepson that woutshines his real son on basically everything and ends up with the new female apprentice.

Hell, if they announce Jew Jew as coproducer or some shit like that, I would even bet money on it.

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 00:23:38 No.342139

>>339924

>Son shoots Indy in scene hilariously recreating the Arab swordsman.

AYYLMAO

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 01:00:13 No.342170

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 01:04:13 No.342174

Indiana Jones and the Giant Ants confirmed?

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 01:16:37 No.342191

WE WUZ ARCHAEOLOGISTS SHIEEEEET

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 01:55:16 No.342227

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Indiana Jones and the Empire of Atlantis

Indiana Jones and the Blue Pill of Stamina

Indiana Jones and the Home of Retirement

Indiana Jones and the Coffin of Oak

Bonus points if Jar Jar Abrams gets his hands on it after Disney kicks Shekelsberg out because Steven has some modicum of directing skill.

*Indiana Jones will be renamed Linda Jones and will be played by a strong woman of color*

Linda Jones and the System of Oppression

Linda Jones and the Temple of Womyn

Linda Jones and the Last Patriarchy

They can milk at least half a dozen more movies, guys.

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 03:00:16 No.342289

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Why are y'all retards mad? The originals were total shit too. Cartoonish tat for a stupid audience.

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 03:52:33 No.342319

>>339924

i was honestly under the impression you were actually describing some revealed details up until death star. well done, m8

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:01:55 No.342325

>>342319

He was copying The Force Awakens plot.

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:08:10 No.342329

>>342325

people watched that?

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:13:31 No.342334

>>342329

I took my gf to see it. We both hated it.

I gave up Star Wars after seeing it.

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:27:04 No.342341

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Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:39:32 No.342347

>>342341

WHATS GOING ON?

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:42:12 No.342350

He wants to replace more guns with walkie-talkies

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 04:54:59 No.342360

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>>342334

I took my little brother to see it. Face in my palms after walking out of the cinema.

I am deeply bitter that took my little brother to awful star wars movie thinking that /pol/ might be wrong and that jew-jew Abrams would recapture the essence that made star wars great in the first place. I was even willing to over look fin finding that the character won me over with his character design and charm combined with the fact that poe dameron and fin made some of the most memorable scenes in the entire train-wreak of a movie. Then we got this fucking awful shoe horned Mary sue that broke all the tension in the entire movie. Weak story writing / weak character writing for the Protagonist and Antagonist.

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 05:05:44 No.342369

i should remind you that jew jew has portal and half live movies coming up.

>ever trusting gaben to release half life 3

steam forums will be fire after the release.

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 05:24:56 No.342377

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>>342369

>i should remind you that jew jew has portal and half live movies coming up.

I'm starting to feel like a cuck watching everything I love being fucked right in front of me.

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 05:59:59 No.342391

>>342170

Look at the way Indy is wrapping his legs and arms around him

Doesn't look like rape so much as blatant faggotry

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 06:04:00 No.342396

>>342360

Not to mention the antagonist is a millenial bitch who throws tantrums with a hooked kike nose.

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 06:04:25 No.342398

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>>342369

>portal and half live movies

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 06:12:30 No.342406

>>339902

> Kathleen Kennedy — who now is president of Lucasfilms

>wymyn in charge of Indiana Jones

>In the movie, Indiana gets cucked hard and a new multicultural couple stars ala SJW-Wars

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BURN IT ALL

Anonymous 03/19/16 (Sat) 00:30:56 No.343231

>>339925

He's been hurt twice in recent years. I thing something fell on him on a set, and he crashlanded a plane.

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 14:11:16 No.344744

>>342369

He better do, or it will not be heart failure that kills him.

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 14:47:41 No.344762

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>>342360

>I am deeply bitter that took my little brother to awful star wars movie thinking that /pol/ might be wrong and that jew-jew Abrams would recapture the essence that made star wars great in the first place.

"Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, '/pol/ was right again."

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 14:57:18 No.344778

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Last Crusade was literally my favorite movie as a kid aside from Jurassic Park. Why they gotta do this man.

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 15:15:08 No.344802

>>344762

/pol/ is always right.