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 No.343442

Losing any loved one is a heartbreaking experience, but for someone who loses their lifelong spouse, it can be particularly devastating. There are a million ways to cope with such a loss, but only one way for each of us to heal from them.

https://archive.is/5Aq45

>While some just want rest from thinking about their lost spouse, others cherish their memories of them. For widows who prefer the latter, designer Mark Sturkenboom has created a product that, well, allows them to…enjoy…their lost loved one in "new" ways…

>Sturkenboom used his design skills to create what is easily his most unique product yet: a vibrator designed to…hold the ashes of a widow's once spouse…

>The odd sex toy, called "21 Grams" is named after how much of a loved one's ashes the device can hold.

>On his website, the Dutch designer describes his creation as a means for grief-stricken widows to revisit the "intimate memories of a lost beloved one."

>But that's not all. The quizzical vibrator comes with a kit, which includes an array of nostalgic and sentimental features.

>"In the back of the cabinet there is room for an iPhone, the music plays through the flowers on the inside of the cabinet. The key to this cabinet is also a golden collier. So that she is the only one who can access the cabinet." The kit also comes with a cologne/perfume container as well.

>So whether you see "21 Grams" as an extremely bizarre means of coping, or a unique way for a widow to reconnect with her lost spouse, you can't deny Sturkenboom's ability to think outside the box.

>"By bringing different nostalgic moments together like the scent of his perfume, ‘their’ music, reviving the moment he gave her first ring opens a window to go back to moments of love and intimacy."

 No.343449

>LMAO/10


 No.343454

File: 1458364781250.jpg (19.64 KB, 320x240, 4:3, eDhtMDQyMTI=_o_drew-pickle….jpg)

well then


 No.343460

File: 1458365096581.jpg (38.18 KB, 500x333, 500:333, uncle frank.jpg)


 No.343461

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 No.343470

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Can I put poo in it?


 No.343472

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>>343442

>All those Shrine-like embellishments in a hand travel size


 No.343478

File: 1458366054307.jpg (44.68 KB, 400x343, 400:343, thedutch.jpg)

What the hell is wrong with the Dutch?


 No.343482

>>343454

>Drew Pickles goes to-

Holy shit that is a blast from the past


 No.343487

>>343442

I wonder if anybody will actually do this


 No.343498

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 No.343506

wat


 No.343570

>see thread

>read it as Windows

wew


 No.343572

>>343442

good for jew


 No.343573


 No.343606

File: 1458374458511.jpg (1.22 MB, 1698x1131, 566:377, angry_old_man.jpg)

>MFW

Seriously though, what the hell is wrong with these people? As in, that sort of thing has to be something diagnosable. We're talking defective brains here.


 No.343609

>>343606

Admit it. You'd be 100% okay with it up until they mentioned the vibrator.


 No.343611

>>343609

>You'd be 100% OK with a vibrator filled with someones remains as long as it wasn't a vibrator.

Are you sure that you thought that one through anon? You might as well say "You'd be fine with murder so long as nobody was killed".


 No.343626

finally, a way to end my virginity post-vitality

now you can be a wizard AND have sex!


 No.343630

>>343611

Confirmed for not reading the article.

It's a box that plays songs, holds perfume, etc. in an attempt to help you remember times with your partner. It's not just a fucking vibrator.


 No.343668

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>>343442

>Desecrating my loved one's sacred ashes


 No.344436

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>>343668

I'm sure a jew's grand daughter would love to have an ash-dildo of her grandpa to keep him close. She'd probably even keep some Zyklon B in the perfume cartridge to remember the smell of six million dead jews at Auschwitz!


 No.344480

I keep fucking reading that as 'Windows Can Now Keep Their Loved Ones…' and thinking Microshaft's pulled more surveillance bullshit




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