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File: 1458368832897.jpg (113.77 KB, 465x476, 465:476, tmp_17915-aseattletop465-1….jpg)

 No.343526

Seattle police are seeking the public’s help in identifying a suspected serial masturbator who publicly pleasures himself while disguising his identity with a makeshift ninja outfit.

Cops first learned of the masked pervert in January, after a woman called 911 to report that a man was “masturbating outside the front door of her home.” Cops responding to the scene were unable to locate the suspect.

Last month, a night vision camera outside the woman’s residence recorded the suspect again pleasuring himself next to the front door. As seen above and below, the surveillance images–which captured the masked masturbator in the act–show him dressed head-to-toe in dark clothing (the night vision camera makes dark colors appear white).

As seen above, the suspect was wearing a pair of rubberized five toe shoes.

Residents of the targeted home are University of Washington students who say that they have “heard suspicious sounds outside their house on several occasions,” according to cops. Investigators believe that the masked masturbator may have been at the residence four times over the past several months.

Anyone with information about the creepy nightcrawler is asked to contact police at (206) 684-5575.

http://archive.is/2P7YN

 No.343528

Hero


 No.343541

File: 1458369366911.gif (89.53 KB, 570x250, 57:25, sho-kosugi-banner[1].gif)

>>343526

But we already know who the masked ninja was.


 No.343546

It's anonymous! They do not forgive they

do not forget expect sperm.


 No.343551

>>343541

Baneu-san?


 No.343554

>As seen above, the suspect was wearing a pair of rubberized five toe shoes.

>Wearing vibram while jerking it outside some old woman's home

See, they aren't just for faggots, you assholes! They're for sex offenders as well!


 No.343555

>Not calling him the "Maskturbator"


 No.343562

File: 1458370469953.jpg (85.1 KB, 280x400, 7:10, NinjaTheProtector[1].jpg)

>>343555

More like

>Ninja The Ejaculator


 No.343575

>the night vision camera makes dark colors appear white

Which means, from the foot and hand color, they're looking for a skinny, dark skinned man.


 No.343585

>>343526

>As seen above, the suspect was wearing a pair of rubberized five toe shoes.

Not surprised. Every person I've ever known who wears those had something wrong with them.


 No.343590

File: 1458372170108.jpg (33.65 KB, 600x327, 200:109, Enter-the-Ninja_01[1].jpg)

>>343575

Or maybe Richard Harrison is making a comeback.


 No.343592

The Masked Masturbator… fapping for justice!

Be careful, he's got a mean right hook!

*generally waiting until someone decides to run with the idea of a Masked Masturbator Comic*


 No.343594

I guess he mmust have got what wanked in the first place.


 No.343595

>>343592

free semen sample in every issue!


 No.343603

>>343562

>not Ninjaculator


 No.344606

>>343585

do you wear them, anon?


 No.344630

That's a pretty sick IRL outfit, tbh


 No.344641

>>344630

so, how are things in Seattle?

;)


 No.344647

It was hotwheels


 No.344856

>>343526

based and redpilled masturbation man


 No.344893

>>343526

Why is he wearing women's jogging pants?


 No.344895

>>344893

masked, cross-dressing, masturbator man then.


 No.344899

>>343526

It could only be Salamander Man.

https://youtu.be/DpcrbPWg5gM

NYEeeeessssss!!!


 No.344900

>>343526

does he have a door fetish?


 No.344910

>>344900

oh god, then he'd fuck the letterbox…

someone draw this shit stat.


 No.345030

Assault with a friendly weapon?


 No.345042

>>343590

cumback




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