No.345104
Microsoft faces the glare of women everywhere after addressing its gender hiring issues in the worst way possible by booking scantily clad “Irish Catholic schoolgirls” for its St Patrick's Day party at the Game Developers Conference in San Francisco.
https://archive.is/PtyDr
>The company, which on its website states the aim of "recognizing and encouraging technical women," hired the dancers for an after-party attended by mostly male professionals from the gaming industry, which is also struggling with gender equity and misogyny problems.
>Pictures and videos of the event, which had proceeded a "Women in Gaming Luncheon" organized by the tech giant, showed women wearing mini-skirts and crop tops dancing on podiums.
>The women were also told to "speak with attendees and encourage them to the dance floor," according to some who were present. This is apparently not a first for the company.
>Some of those at the event took to social media to say they were "very disappointed," while others said they would be lodging complaints with Microsoft.
>Phil Spencer, head of Microsoft's Xbox division, addressed the "unfortunate events" in a statement on the company’s website, stating that it "did not reflect the core values and beliefs of Xbox" and that it was "absolutely not consistent or aligned" with the company’s values.
>Microsoft used underage actresses dressed as schoolgirls in their 2012 TV ad for the Surface.
See link for hilarious tweets.
No.345116
Hey, convention hired hotties is all part of the game.
No.345122
>>345104
Those schoolgirls are more entertaining than any game made by a team that showed off its gender diversity.
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No.345137
>>345136
The bad news is that nobody got laid.
No.345139
>how dare men have sexual interests
Would women be happier if Microshaft also hired a bunch of male strippers for the ladies?
No.345150
>>345139
>Would women be happier if
the answer is always no.
No.345153
>>345104
>bad news: Microsoft hired more women. Good news: They were scantily clad 'schoolgirls'
ftfy
No.345156
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>>345104
>Microsoft used underage actresses dressed as schoolgirls in their 2012 TV ad for the Surface
It wasn't even remotely fappable unfortunately
No.345170
>>345104
>plaid
>school girl
and here i was thinking it was a trans scotsman
what are we to do when the silicon valley betas discover they dont have to cater to dyed hair feminists and gogo girls will give them a shot?
No.345173
This is why you never give SJWs a cookie. Then they'll demand a glass of White CIS Male Tears.
No.345174
>>345104
>Microsoft used underage actresses dressed as schoolgirls in their 2012 TV ad for the Surface.
>underage
>schoolgirls
So they were too young to be in school?
No.345185
Don't invite Muslims or Feminist. Problem solved.
No.345187
>>345150
Women never admit they like male strippers, but they do.
No.345188
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>>345156
Microsoft commericals always creep me out. Their failed Zune commercials were the wierdest, creepiest and would haunt your soul if you ever watched them.
The dancing people and Surface commercials, what the fuck. Does this mean if I buy a surface I end up dancing like this?
No.345189
>>345104
I'm sure they had great technique though.
No.345190
Why was this party even held?
>Satya Nadella
>India-born American business executive.
>CEO of Microsoft
This is starting to make sense now.
Got his info, too. http://pastebin.com/FqnnV65E
No.345194
>>345137
If a developer gets laid he loses his ability to code.
No.345196
How is this not bad [good new because it's MS] / good news?
No.345206
>>345203
Every time I see that pic, I think about how much money that man must have.
And how if he really wanted a GF, it wouldn't be hard at all.
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>>345104
>hired more women
>Good News
Women need to stay home. Who else will raise the kids?
Unless you want them to hand out with some weirdo like pic related
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>>345206
>having a gf is about spending money on her
dat cuck mentality
No.345239
>You're not!supposed to buy into the bullshit yourselves.
Bill Gates
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>>345156
Speak for yourself! There was plenty to fap to HD frame-by-frame.
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No.345267
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>>345188
>Microsoft commericals always creep me out.
they continue that fine tradition with windows10, hitler dubs.
No.345317
>>345267
>Windows 10
>BUGS
>MFW
Holy shit. I'm getting a bunker with Alex Jones.
They really seem to be rubbing the puppet masters cocks right in our faces. Just another coincidence I guess. Bugs were just an obvious choice for a software commercial, right?
No.345328
>>345267
>at Microsoft 10 we love bugs
At least they're telling the truth partially not like Todd Howard lying through his teeth about how groundbreaking the next Bethesda project is
No.345396
a sad day when a man can't put his dick in a young misses without some fat granny crying about it
No.345414
>>345104
>Good news: Microsoft hired more women.
That's not good news.
>Bad news: They were scantily clad 'schoolgirls'
That's not bad news.
No.345437
>>345104
why do people give a shit. It's an adult party, for ADULTS. I feel like this whole generation is just full of fucking permanent 13 year old girls. GOD FORBID I SEE A WOMAN DANCING FOR MONEY.
No.345467
I'm tired of all the feminists/unattractive women who would deny the attractive models their jobs. Some people are born to be beautiful and can make good money modelling. Some people are born tall and become great basketball players. Some people are born short and make great jockeys. This is the way the world works. Not every woman has to do work that doesn't involve her looks to make YOU happy.
Also,
>>Microsoft used underage actresses dressed as schoolgirls
I don't understand the problem. Yes, most of the girls who would be wearing schoolgirl uniforms would be of an age where they can't legally have sex. So why can't you use schoolgirls in an ad for a computer? Were they having underage sex in the ad? Why even refer to them as "underage." Underage for what? Promoting products? I swear, these articles are written by illiterate morons with a complete lack of understanding of the basic themes they are supposedly writing about.
No.345469
>>345437
It was a party right after a "women in gaming" event.
It sends a mixed message, so feminazis are mad about it. I say it's good to send mixed messages.
No.345477
>mostly men
It was probably a few women there who were pissed off they didn't get shirtless hunky men to dance with them. Doubt any men except beta orbiters would have complained.
No.345479
>>345467
its basically the equivalent of betas outlawing sports and exercise for men
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>>345187
many women i know admit they like male strippers but many more of them admit they are too intimidated by good looking confident men to do anything with them except look and sleep with them - it isnt cheating if you break up with your boyfriend for two weeks and fuck two or three male strippers
No.345490
>>345104
I, for one, am appalled that Microsoft paid these women.
They should have done it pro bono.
No.345497
sour grapes to the max, hambeasts are just mad they arent getting male dancers
No.345498
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>>345317
>MFW
Yeaaaaaah. About that. Can you look into the camera please.
>Bugs were just an obvious choice for a software commercial, right?
For a software that wants to listen and watch you for your own good, it's a great choice of theme.
At PRISM..uhm that is MS because haha what's prism no such thing getouttahere you crazy nut, we care about you, and what you do, where you go and what you say. In a totally non creepy and invasive way.
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>>345156
Just another little snapshot of the negrofication of Americuh.>>345156
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>>345206
If that were true every millionare would be married to the same woman untill their deathbeds.
But in reality, superficial relationships and divorces are most common in wealthier individuals.
Women cannibalize wealthy people, because they are detached from actually having a stake in creating that wealth.
*Same reason why modern democracy is in a decline*
No.345515
>>345104
I wish I worked at microsoft
No.345521
Fuck Microsoft. I hope the super trendy ultra liberals destroy those fucksticks.
> be me
> buy new hdd for laptop
> legit distro win 7
> key finder for product key
> install new hdd and win 7
> attempt to activate windows
> denied as key is only good for upgrade and not for clean install
> …
> rage about microdick's financial rape culture
> jihad on microdick
MAY BILL GATES BE CURSED WITH THE BALL SWEAT OF A THOUSAND MARATHONS!
No.345529
>>345521
>win 7
>not just pirating it and calling it a day
are you some kind of peasant?
No.345545
>>345521
>2016: year of the fucking linux
>he doesn't use linux
No.345555
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>>345545
2020 is when win7 security support officially ends. however ms is doing everything to kettle 7 and 8 into their w10 fema camps.
imo for people who still needs windows, sticking with 7 with the bullshit backport updates removed, or running it offline or whatever else you need to do is still preferrable to 10 right now.
and look into using a linux alternative where possible, as soon as possible. ms at this point is only a few steps away from smartpipe level bullshit.
No.345556
>>345156
It makes this seem like good porn.
No.345586
Pretty sure you have the ''good news, bad news" categories in reversed order OP.
No.345611
>>345104
Of course that SJW Tranny Brian Wu would bitch and complain about featuring some attractive women at a party for men.
If you want to know why women aren't interested in gaming it's because they would rather get paid to entertain game developers which is easy money than develop shitty games like Wu has.
No.345633
>>345267
Holy fucking shit! I don't know whether to call this ironic or satire seeing this commercial . I guess using a cancer patient to explain how great windows 10 is was not so subtle in their opinion.
No.345644
>>345194
Nice Caving Meme :)
No.345647
>>345139
> assumeing women know what they want
> assumeing women KNOW anything
No.345649
>>345556
couldent fap to this but….
this is bafar the BEST Rule34 iv seen in a long time
Thanks Anon
No.345740
>>345328
Todd even lies about his fucking height.
No.346966
>>345187
Australia doesn't count, that show is probably for the guys there.
>>345267
>You put a big bug in a kids hands and change their worldview
They couldn't be more straightforward with this.
>>345555
I dread the fact that I'll have to go full loonix just because I don't want Win8 or Win10. I expected Win10 to be the "good release".
>>345556
10/10
No.346993
>>345104
You gotta wonder why people who hate fun so much pretend to care about video games.
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No.347091
>>345104
>Make innocent commercial featuring kids dancing.
>Pay good money to models to just dance and pose in school girl outfits for company party.
"ERMAHGURD! MESOGGYKNEE!"
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No.347102
>>347091
They think its sexualised because a good number of SJWs are pedophiles.
No.347131
>>347102
That goes without saying.
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>>345104
"Please click the clickbait, argue in the comments section, share on everything, and follow the author on twitter!"
"…Come on guise, please? Fake problem is problematic because fake problems! I need attention! It's how I pay for rent and booze!"
-Every feminist piece of reportage ever
No.347331
>>347314
>like it isn't most right-wing shit either.
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>>345644
what is this image? it really creeps me out…
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>>347331
So do you do the smart thing? Do you realize the only way to win the game is not to play? Or do you feed the media trolls?
No.347401
Okay I don't mean to attention whore but some of the comments in here just make me sick. I just want to get this out there. I don't speak for all women but I will speak for myself and say I would have totally loved for this to happen at my work - female or male strippers. It's just having fun
Please don't judge all women on the actions of far-left idiots
No.347403
>>347401
"On the internet, men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."
No.347506
>>345104
It's okay, I experienced the real thing.