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>“The toilets have been left in an awful state. It’s pretty disgusting and the cleaners have had enough. There’s only so much they can take,” a Sheffield University source told the Sun.

>“These cards are clearly designed for international students. But they’re all over campus – and it’s raising quite a few laughs,” the source added.

>Pictures of the signs were originally posted on the ‘Spotted: University of Sheffield’ Facebook page alongside the caption: “SPOTTED: We really needed this advice?”

>According to the Complete University Guide, 18.4 per cent of Sheffield’s students are “international”. Nationally, the figure varies between 5 per cent and almost 40 per cent at Imperial College London.

>The incident at Sheffield, however, is far from the first time unassimilated migrants have been found to struggle with western sanitation norms.

>In February this year, it was reported that German bathroom manufacturers were developing “multicultural toilets” for “global defecation” to help some of the million-plus recent arrivals from the Middle East relieve themselves in comfort.

Forgot the rest. Forgive me.

DON'T SQUAT IN THE LOO IVAN

I heard squatting makes pushing easier. I tried once but kept losing my balance, and gave up, and I haven't tried again. But yeah, messing up the floor is completely unacceptable.

animals do as animals does

>>346214

squatting actually arranges your colon into a more natural position for poo but toilets were never designed for that

I have squatted on the seat several times and it seems like I have to push harder, also it leaves more of a mess. Time to nair my ass again!

>>346225

it's just a different culture, you filthy racist whore

Squatting is a far superior anatomical position for shitting, but toilets aren't made for it unfortunately. You need some step-stool like things around the sides.

This entire thread is full of assmad ==Designated== pajeets

The thing that got me was

>“multicultural toilets” for “global defecation”.

>>346214

>>346231

Git gud you shitters.

Squatting and actually hitting the target master race 4lyfe.

>>346214

Carrying heavy loads on the top of your head is the proper way to keep a good posture according to anthropometrics but it went out of style with people that could invent the wheel for a reason.

The western world isn't squatting to shit in a hole in the ground anymore because all of society is better off when the elderly and the infirm can have access to standard sanitation instead of spreading easily preventable diseases to the general public. This societal development did not come from any empathic notions of making life more bearable but by cold hard science on the virtues of sanitation in times of warfare or natural disasters. Developing nations will never adopt it for this reason, they lack the basic understanding to come up with it on their own.

>>346214

Squatting I'd say is forgivable if they're being sanitary about it.

Public toilets can be disgusting, but I just place toilet paper on the seat and sit on that instead of squatting. Is it even possible to hit the hole instead of the seat when squatting?

Professional pooping

i bet that those filthy pajeets did it…

>>346264

based video.

(sorry for red text)

So maybe that's how you're supposed to do it, I'm so autistic that I was actually putting my feet on the front of the seat, you know LIKE THE FUCKING OP PICTURE SHOWS JESUS CHRIST, which did make it way more difficult to squeeze out.

Or maybe this is just a troll like with Jenkem and we're all retarded, because when I HAVE to shit, I sit and it comes out without a problem!

I'm not putting my ass on a toilet full of diseases. I will do like the no picture.

Shitting in the street really is more sanitary

All non-western cultures are intrinsically filthy garbage

What do you expect? Fuck anything that isn't the West to death

Pretty much I wipe it the fuck down with toilet paper, but that hardly does shit because it's porous material.

In prison, at least Shock, they were fucking serious about keeping shit clean with 50 men on the dorm sharing 4 shitters. Some dorms even had metal toilet seats, way better stainless steel which harbors less germs than regular toilets.

At least they should have some RTU 128 mixed in a spray bottle to sanitize the fucking things because we get niggers and pajeets that are too fucking lazy to put the seat up with their fucking foot and spray all over the seat.

(in college)

They have a bottle full of some gay green clean shit and rag for use in the pathetic excuse for a gym on campus, you'd think they would have something, ANYTHING for the fucking bathrooms ffs

The Western toilet traces back to the outhouse and the original John Harrington loo. The concept has always been a seat with a hole in it that goes… somewhere. It was indeed an improvement over the dark ages practice of getting schwfty and shitting out a window. The Romans had superior facilities, but again… dark ages.

The modern, Eastern style squat toilet represents thousands of years of unbroken knowledge about shitting. Go to one of the cleanest nations on earth – Japan – and you'll see many examples. Yes you are expected to bring your own wipes. Why would want to touch rolls full of germs? Yes the paper is often put in special baskets which are emptied and cleaned. Why would you want clogged pipes? The highest end toilets incorporate the only brilliant thing Westerners invented since running water: the bidet. Hilariously almost nobody in the Anglosphere has one. We really really hate disruptive improvements in our toilets. IDK why. ITT it looks like misplaced pride.

Look, it's not that Asians don't get how we use sit down toilets. They aren't retarded afterall. They're lined up to take your job. It's that our toilets are retarded. They're making do with them. They don't want to touch dirty seats and rolls and fold up their colons just to win the anal fissures and other badges of shitting achievement we rack up here.

I'm saying it because they're too polite. The problem is not that they are barbarians. The problem is – in this case – we are.

>>346364

I forget to mention the Western toilet is only a chair because of the Romans. Now for them it was a symbol of power. You could have a slave carry it around and sit above others holding court. This fascination with thrones obviously continued and John Harrington was of course pitching his invention to a Queen.

Asians never caught the chair fever and so simply evolved from squatting in the woods to squatting in facilities. Why change the position when it feels natural?

I encourage you all to try squatting and maybe get a bidet. Use sanitary wipes at least. If you feel robbed of your throne, buy a nice Italian chair and get it gilded. I hear that's what Trump has.

>>346364

Shitting on the toilet seat does not make it more hygienic for people who comes after. Your "asian" angels are spreading disease and making the life of janitors a fucking hell. They can squat all they want in their own country. All we ask is that they show basic respect for the ones who come after them.

>>346304

I use an upside down basket but I'm considering the squattypotty because it it's more compact and ascetically pleasing.

>>346364

>Go to one of the cleanest nations on earth – Japan – and you'll see many examples.

Yeah you'll see squat toilets on the way out in public areas being replaced by modern toilets with self cleaning seats that have built in UV sterilization and are specifically designed to not shoot up a plume of aerosolized fecal matter vapor in the air on every flush. Some of the really high end models even have ozone generators and automated lids.

The only place where you'll see squat toilets still being installed is in backward rural areas.

>>346390

Weird. I don't even like Indians or chinks. Besides the prostitutes obviously.

Think of yourself going to a Mexican toilet. It's clogged and dirty already. But you NEED to shit. What do you do? Probably try to cover the seat, shit on top of the clog, and attempt to operate everything from the flush to the door handle with your feet or towel covered hand. And get the hell out.

So you've selfishly left a bigger mess for everyone else. Is it because you're a bad person or is it because the toilet was a retarded biohazard before you even got there?

>>346402

Yes they do have a lot of other neat features. And in areas expecting lots of Westerners you do of course see familiar seats. I'm not sure if you're making an argument here.

>pleading with them not to stand or squat on the loos or leave their business on the floor.

Say what you want about street-shitting Indians, but at least they have the decency to take their shit outside.

>>346364

> Muh dark ages

You act like in Rome every household has permanently running water underneath.

>>346706

>You act like in Rome every household has permanently running water underneath.

…

You seemed to have misunderstood me. You're so far off course I'm not sure how to help you get back to the point. Do you have a flare gun or something? People had ready access to Roman toilet facilities, yes. Not everyone was rich with their own water source, no. I hope that helped.

>>346712

forums, bread ovens, communal grain pantries and bath houses owned by the public and for the public sounds awfully socialist to me