No.347553
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is getting prepared to accommodate nearly 250,000 American refugees if Donald Trump is to be elected US president in November.
The Prime Minister was keen to stress the possibility of a mass exodus of American citizens on Canadian soil in case the controversial Republican candidate for the US presidency wins his presidential election.
“In the event of a mass exodus of American citizens, Canada will always be a hospitable country for people persecuted or fleeing difficult living conditions,” said the Prime Minister at a press conference this morning. “We reach out to refugees of all countries living under dictatorships and persecution,” he reiterated.
((Justin Trudeau has no clue what the average American has had to endure over last 14+ years! Nor is he aware that the US now has the HIGHEST Expatriation rate, thanks to President Obama!))
Immigration Canada claims to have received more than 350,000 requests for information on Canadian citizenship status since Super Tuesday when Donald Trump won several important states.
“The more Trump advances, the more we are overwhelmed,” assures spokesperson for Immigration Canada, Amanda Singh. “Our whole 2016 budget is already gone since it was necessary to enroll extra workforce to successfully process all applications and even then, it is far from sufficient for the task” she admits, visibly under stress. “But Ottawa has promised us its full cooperation on this question,” she assured.
A Juvenile delinquent SLUT by the name of "Miley Cyrus" has also threatened to leave America.
Good riddance! Get outta here! All we want is to restore the middle class and our freedoms! If you don't like that, please move to a third world country where you belong!
http://archive.is/LxqGX
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canada-ready-to-receive-250000-american-refugees-in-case-trump-is-elected-president/
No.347565
can't wait!
can't fucking wait!
No.347567
just nothing but upsides for voting trump.
No.347571
Sounds fun but you have to keep in mind one thing, these people are cowards. A large part of them will not walk the walk when the chips fall where they do.
At this point Trump loosing will generate a martyrdom self-masturbation so high I'm predicting a server crash on tumblr/twitter.
But thankfully this is all just more fuel to the trumpwagon, after all the more crazy shit like this enters the media the more normalfags decide to vote trump just to spite these faggots.
No.347579
The circlejerk…
I can feel it…
No.347582
>>347553
and nothing of value was lost
No.347585
Canadafag here. Please note: we do NOT want any single males. Women, children, and married men only. And you will have to spend several months interred in one of our military bases before being reassigned.
No.347589
This is the only food you will be provided free of charge. Get used to Smoked Meat over Poutine, Yankees!
No.347590
>>347585
Haha, go for it! I'd love to see those commies interred in a military base. I think they'd shape up real fast and start acting like normal people within a months time!
>>347589
We The People (not the commies) will be celebrating eating Trump Steaks!
No.347591
We have lots and lots of forests for you to live in. It's all basically like Vermont, but without the Americans.
No.347593
>>347590
>will be celebrating eating Trump Steaks
Oh that gentleman is quite popular outside of the Toronto area. Don't listen to those faggots. Our PM (that means Prime Minister just wants to build a moat along our boarder. It's to keep our Indians from escaping.
No.347594
>>347591
Soooooooo Eco-friendly (lol).
Dude, I'd like to visit Canada just to chop some of that lumber to haul back to the states. Great for bonfires!
No.347596
This shit happens every election. I remember people threatening to leave the election if [insert candidate here] wins all the way back to the Bush vs Gore campaign.
Nobody ever fucking does it, everybody's become cowards that never keep their words any more. They just say shit in emotional temper tantrums and sulk afterwards.
No.347597
Also, we have much differnt chocolate bars and chips here.
No.347599
>>347597
I was wondering for a while, does Canada allow Kinder Eggs?
No.347600
And get used to Old Dutch Ketchup flavour chips!
No.347604
Don't forget how fucking cold it is in Canada 8 months of the year or more.
No.347605
>>347599
Yes, and they're cheaper since the US won't buy'em.
No.347612
>>347600
>ketchup chips
as a dutchman, this shit is horrible and almost no one buys that chemical shit here, so i dont really get why stick our name on this.
also, maple syrup tastes like the light version of actual syrup, and you should be ashamed to put it on/in anything besides coffee.
No.347615
Canadafag here, can I move to america once Trump is elected?
I'd do anything.
No.347622
>>347604
cold weather is my fetish
No.347627
>>347604
The cold and Maple Syrup are the only good things about Canada.
No.347630
LEL
I love that Americans think that they are so privileged that they believe no one else could possibly have the right to live in their shithole country except the fat and uneducated whites, yet have the audacity (sic autism) to believe that any other country in this world, especially Canada, would want or allow them to bring in their fat and uneducated asses from said shithole and breed like dirty fucking rats in a sock & turn their nation into an equally violent, fat, uneducated clusterfuck shithole.
If you're an American reading this: Please just let that volcano erupt and bury your inbred asses, the rest of the globe would profit immensely without your presence.
No.347634
These people should be forbidden to leave the country they helped wreck unless it's by force where they're outcast to the pits of Africa as punishment for their crimes. That or they should be publicly executed. We've dealt with these buffoons long enough. The world deserves better.
No.347635
No.347640
>>347596
I came here just to post this. Thread should have ended here.
>>347589
I would eat that and never complain.
No.347648
I hope you can fit all that SJW micro-penis in your spread asshole Trudeau because once Canada runs out of space they're coming for you next!
No.347662
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>>347553
I hate that authoritarian asshole… Stop giving me reasons to want him as a president.
I'm sure 90% of those 350,000 requests are welfare whores as it is.
No.347665
I honestly hope that these people have their citizenship taken away if they leave.
Fuckers are part of the problem if they don't want to help make American great again.
No.347669
>>347665
Not like it would matter if they did or not anyways- the people fleeing to Canada literally have no money in the first place and just want to live as welfare whores.
I suggest calling someone racist for wanting to move to White Canada instead of Latin Mexico.
No.347674
I cant wait to read about reatards suiciding after the news confirms trump is elected
Im sure there will be a few faggots crying on tv and attempting that
No.347685
>>347630
>would want or allow them to bring in their fat and uneducated asses from said shithole and breed like dirty fucking rats in a sock & turn their nation into an equally violent, fat, uneducated clusterfuck shithole
Then why are Cantadians and Yuropoors spreading their asses and allowing droves of violent, backwards shitskins from actual third world hellholes into their countries so they can breed like rats if you people supposedly don't like that sort of thing?
No.347688
1) Trump will not be President
2) see 1)
No.347690
>>347688
Wasted dubs
Trump will be president and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Deal with it kid.
No.347694
>>347690
You won't know that for sure until June.
I'm relatively sure that the RNC will pull some numbers bullshit to get their buddy Cruz into office though.
Regardless, it will probably be a Republican because the DNC wants their failed policies to collapse under a Republican to make sure it looks like the collapsing economy was the GOP's fault.
No.347697
They say "we'll move to X if Trump is elected", but I don't think they'll actually do it. They'll stay in America and bitch about Trump all day.
No.347700
>>347697
Why would they move when they are so close to making it a commie shithole?
No.347713
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nice 2 minutes hate thread
No.347714
>>347700
Exactly.
These are the same people (and very likely their parents before them as well) that have been working to subvert everything about America for decades.
No.347780
>>347697
Likely.
Funny thing is, there already was a record number of Americans who have expatriated … it already happened back in 2014 under commie obommie! I'll have to dig up those statistics and reports. Headlines like "Record Amount of Expats Under Obama's Admin"…
No.347790
I am so fucking excited.
Problems are already fixing themselves and he's not even president yet.
No.347792
>>347630
Hi Sweden. How's your wife and her "other husband" Achmed?
No.347801
>>347553
Can I leave Canada and come to the U.S then?
No.347807
>>347806
start packin' commies!
No.347810
>>347553
I bet only a fraction will actually flee to Canada, mostly bored college kids. These "refugees" will head back to the states after having to spend a week living with rapefugees, now fanatical Trump supporters thanks to having culturally enriched asses.
No.347813
>>347591
Then why do you obnoxious loud Francophone faggots keep coming down to VT to ski? We're sick of your shit.
No.347833
People say shit like this all the time, they never do it, it's usually just for attention. It's the same as people who say they're going to commit suicide, they never do. The ones that actually do kill themselves don't whore for attention.
No.347839
>>347833
This.
And i sucks, because the more of them that leave to shit up canada some more, the better off we'd be.
No.347841
>>347630
>.. yet have the audacity (sic autism) to believe that any other country in this world, especially Canada, would want or allow them to bring in their fat and uneducated asses from said shithole and breed like dirty fucking rats in a sock & turn their nation into an equally violent, fat, uneducated clusterfuck shithole.
Yet Canada happily tries to be multi-cultural and import tens of thousands of Muslims who are mostly un-educated, out breed the native population, are welfare queens, and lead to an increase in violent crime and racial and religious tensions?
If you're an American reading this: Please just let that volcano erupt and bury your inbred asses, the rest of the globe would profit immensely without your presence.
You realize Yellowstone would fuck over Canada as much as it would the US, right?
No.347845
>liberals too racist to move to mexico if their president doesn't win
No.347862
>>347694
The RINOs know its over for them and their party if they break up the huge Trump fan base, but I don't think they care. They'll likely commit political suicide by brokered convention, and allow Hitlary to win. Then America is fucking doomed. Well, unless we refuse to give up our guns en mass and enough are prepared for civil war…….
No.347866
>cucks and landwhales cry they'll leave america is trump gets elected
>like that's somehow a bad thing
And it's also 100% bullshit. Faggots in the US have been saying for years that if their political opponent is elected or something gets passed they'll leave the country and I've yet to hear one case where they actually did.
No.347869
>>347862
Hillary inadvertently causing a civil war would probably be one of the only good things she would do in office
No.347871
>>347862
As bad as shillary is, she's pretty much more of Obama. Take that for what you will, but I think the doomsday predictions are unwarranted.
It just means national debt will continue to grow and people will continue to pretend that the house is not on fire.
No.347885
>>347553
racists said they'd leave the U.S. if Obama was elected.
he's been elected.
twice.
we're still waiting for them to leave.
food tends to turn bad after three days. it's been seven years. racists are way, way past their expiration date. the mold on them has turned to pus.
feel the BERN!
No.347890
>>347885
racists have more staying power, bitch :^)
No.347891
>>347885
racists have more staying power, bitch :^)
No.347893
>>347585
>mfw libtard husbands get cucked by Mounty dick in interment camps while Trump makes America great again for everyone else.
Make it happen, Canada.
No.347894
As much as I would love to see these fucks actually leave the country (come on, we all know they won't), I also don't want to see our Canadian friends get shat on even more.
No.347911
Albertafag here. Feels fucking bad, man. First Trucuck and the rapefugees, now this.
No.347916
>>347893
This.
If these SJW cultists really flee the US to Canada notice how they're not going to Mexico despite it being full of brown people and Canada being full of white people. Why are SJWs so racists against Latinos? and you Cuckanadians don't use the opportunity to cuck all the beta orbiters, you deserve the shit hole your country has become.
No.347926
>>347553
Ah fuck Trudeau, we don't need more commies we need to get rid of them! Is there anyway i can personally work to free Canada from commies and all other who want to ruin it?
No.347928
>>347553
Fuck those commies. Der Trumpenfuhrer should have them all publicly executed by the new SS.
No.347930
cOMRADE,who will pay your welfare?
No.347976
>>347553
>“In the event of a mass exodus of American citizens, Canada will always be a hospitable country for people persecuted or fleeing difficult living conditions,” said the Prime Minister at a press conference this morning. “We reach out to refugees of all countries living under dictatorships and persecution,” he reiterated.
So he is willing to tank the close relationship between the US and Canada over a bunch of crybabies?
How long will he continue to be Prime Faggot of America Lite once his citizens are no longer able to swarm over the border to buy bottled milk?
No.347979
I'm sure they'll leave right after the conservatives and tea-partiers who threatened to leave if Obama was elected will.
No.347987
>We reach out to refugees of all countries living under dictatorships and persecution
>dictatorship
>Trump
Trump confirmed to be literally Hitler
No.347997
>>347979
Can I be traded for a libtard? I don't take up much space and will work hard.
>>347916
I hope so. I hate my province for even putting that thought into libtards heads. Get me out of here.
No.347998
>>347911
Dont forget ndp cutting off the main export while at the sametime we are still importing so much oil, and ndp pushing trannny acceptance in schools. Be sure to tell you sons that they can go to the girls washroom as long as they claim to be a girl.
No.348003
We should build a wall to prevent people from coming back from Canada.
No.348010
>>347813
Up here we have a little saying: "The only good Yankee's a dead Yankee." You fuckers start crossing our border and I'll run for office and build a mother-fucking wall to keep you where you belong - in North America's biggest shithole, the USA.
No.348022
>>347997
As long as you promise to buy lots of guns and never vote democrat, you can live with me canadian-kun.
No.348029
>>347976
>not getting milk jugs
>>347998
Don't remind me. I didn't vote for the fuckers. So many people got laid off here, a shitton of jobs were lost. Worst part is that we have the "Syrians", and soon to be Mexicans, coming in to take what little jobs that are left.
No.348080
>>347611
This is how Ohio works, too.
No.348081
>>347806
Clinton's projected to win. But this is good since it implies that they're less likely to vote/vote for Trump.
Remember, if they're not predicting Trump, you need to get out there and make America Great(er) Again.
No.348105
>>347630
That sentiment makes no sense; you should welcome the influx. The people who would expatriate to Canada are anti-nationalist, regressive socialists. They use the same rhetoric as your dumbass post; they will fit right in.
No.348110
>>347612
the people behind the company were probably of dutch descend. you know everyone goes a bit looney when they get to the americas.
No.348113
>le Trump thread
>le gommies are out to git me
where were you when mainstream media idpol dominated /n/?
No.348154
>>347553
>America is great again
>persecuted or fleeing difficult living conditions
Pick one.
No.348156
>>348113
I was right here, thinking I was safe in /n/ from the idpol cancer that had enveloped /pol/.
No.348168
>>347553
All of a sudden, Russia will be in US's backyard. Cultural conquest for the win!
No.348176
>>347597
>Smarties
What the fuck are those? Those aren't the chalk-flavoured ersatz sweet tarts I know and loathe.
No.348178
No.348179
>>348168
I'd be more concerned about a foreign takeover of our country under Commie Obommie then I would be under a logical man like Trump.
No.348180
>>348154
Cyber bullying is such harsh persecution. Worse now with constantly in cable internet.
How about a citizen exchange program for us and Canada.
To participate Canadian citizens just have to say "I love America" because
American commies can't even pretend they do enough to lie about it.
No.348182
>>348113
It's "the commies are leaving" so technically the opposite.
No.348183
>>348179
>A gay man in the White House born from Kenya with a devoted Marxist past opens our borders, declares total amnesty and shrinks our national defense budget. Also allows endless amounts of unvetted illegals to flood the country.
Liberals think: not a problem.
>A real American patriot, business man who creates jobs in America, comes in and orders a wall built around the border. Hires extra security. Boosts national defense budgets and border patrol security.
Liberals think: >>348168
No.348189
>>348182
>implying commies are the only ones who abuse idpol
No.348202
>>347890
racists too poor to move. not only that, canada won't let them cross the border with all their weapons.
No.348207
>>348105
So if I understand this correctly the CCF wants people to walk directly into the sun?
No.348208
>>348021
i had one guy tell me back in 2008 that if Obama is elected, he'd move to Alaska. lmao at that. moron didn't know Alaska was part of the U.S.
No.348221
>>348105
Keep the fuck out of Canada you fat American cunts. Each one of you would bring down the national average intelligence and push up the national average weight. Besides, we have a long history of hating you. Remember when we burned down your shitty White House? Stay out or we'll be building our own wall you fat, degenerate morons.
No.348226
>>348176
We call those "Rockets", but it's exactly the same shitty American candy. Another good reason to close our border. Canada, despite our bad choice of leaders, is still a million times more pleasant than than the over-populated insane asylum south of the border.
No.348227
>>347611
Reverse this and you get Arizona.
No.348229
>>348221
>elect a cuck that's more then willing to take in rapefugees to get progressive points
>bitch about americans lowering the average intelligence
Looks like the national average is pretty low already. A few more SanFran hipster cucks won't do any damage you faggots haven't already done to yourselves.
No.348250
My guess is that if 250,000 murricans come to Canada, they'll try to fit over half of them in Quebec. Gotta try and dilute those french canadians.
No.348265
Alright.
Million dollar hilarity question.
How many of them will be niggers?
Bonus Round: How many MORE will be niggers if we spread the story that a Canadian city is experimenting with guaranteed income?
No.348271
>>348265
Unless Trudeau pays to import then, very few. Mobility isn't very affordable.
The people most likely to flee are the remains of the liberal upper middle class.
No.348309
>United States
>Being a land of persecution and dictatorship
>Espeicially compared to a shithole that doesn't even have basic rights such as Freedom of Speech
>Already going way over budget this early in the year is a good thing
>This is what Cancucks actually believe
Do you think Trump can trick weedman into paying for a wall on the Canadian border?
No.348319
>>348271
Well, at least /leftypol/ will finally get their class warfare when the low class niggers are genocided by white male GFless ranchers.
No.348365
>>348319
That's bullshit, complete nonsense. Ranchers don't live anywhere near the proximity to 'genocide' anyone even if they wanted to.
The chimps will likely kill themselves in their mindless riots and mobs destroying their own communities and infrastructure. Meanwhile their poverty pimping lawmaking liberal hero's won't do jack shit to fix any of their problems.
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>>348227
>tfw last two days have been cool
It's not gonna last though. There will probably be no April showers because the heat will just evaporate the rainclouds like it did the past few weeks
No.348574
>mfw all the SJWs are leaving
>mfw America will be pure again
No.348586
>>348226
Give it ten years and It'll be worse.
No.348600
everybody who disagrees with my pet retard looks like this
No.348613
>>348365
I love how the GFless part wasn't questioned.
No.348657
That was his Plan all along. Make all the shitheads go to Canada.
Can't Stump the Trump!
No.348707
>>348221
Your stupid ass is just making me want to move there, and I fucking loathe going to canada so thats saying something. Driving down the 401 with it's zero turns through bumfuck nowhere and a shitty 100 kph limit to boot is what I expect purgatory is like
No.348709
>>347553
They're just blowing smoke. They won't leave. All their money is here.
No.348710
>>348657
Even if they wanted to move to Canada I have bad news for us as well the commies: Canada is actually has very strict border policy already. You can't just drive into Canada from the US without full blown checkpoints / pat downs / and IDs being checked. They have really tough gun control around their border too. You get caught with a gun driving into Cananda, ohhhh boy, you are in trouble!
No.348715
>>348707
I still prefer living in America too. America is still a decent country to live in, yes its getting worse year by year, but its not bad enough I'd want to expatriate (…yet). And even if I did become an expat I'd likely move to Panama, Iceland or Costa Rica. But things would have to become significantly worse before I moved, mass gun confiscation would likely push me to become a expat and fucking leave (that, or stay here and be ready to die fighting for my rights).
Since it looks like Trump is going to be nominated and elected, I'm not as worried, I still have some hope things can get better. If Hitlary Clit gets elected I just might consider becoming an expat (that, or bugging out someplace really rural and becoming an isolated hermit).
No.351314
PLEASE LEAVE COMMIE FAGGOTS
AMERICA DOES NOT NEED YOU
No.351343
>>348176
When I was a kid, any house that gave Smarties out on Halloween was cleaning eggs off the siding the next morning.
No.351345
>>348709
They just can't figure out how to compute dollars into Looneys.
Thanks Common Core!