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8chan News Board Ring: /pn/ - Politics and News - /politics/ - Politics

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 No.525568

'Amy Schumer claims that a flood of poor reviews for her Netflix comedy special is the result of an organized effort from trolls on the alt-right to damage her career.

The 35-year-old comedienne released her latest hour - The Leather Special - last week and it has already received hundreds of one-star reviews.

And Schumer fired back on Instagram on Wednesday by claiming that it is part of an organized movement to pan her work as she wrote: 'The alt right organized trolls attack everything I do.

'They organize to get my ratings down. Meeting in sub Reddit rooms. They tried on my book and movies and tv show.'

The comic said she was undeterred by the cabal against her, thanking the trolls for making her feel 'so powerful and dangerous and brave' that they have to go to such lengths to try and dim her spotlight.

'It reminds me what I’m saying is effective and bring more interest to my work and their obsession with me keeps me going,' she said. 'It fills me with hope and power to see you all furiously posting so as always accuse me of whatever lies you want.'

The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo author also called out a number of outlets that reported about how her special was ripped.

Schumer did not have as harsh words for the trolls as she wrote: 'Call me a whale. Call me a thief and I will continue to rise and fight and lead. I know who I am. I am strong and beautiful and will use my voice my whole time on this earth.'

She also pointed to a Splitsider article that noted the presence of multiple pro-Donald Trump Reddit pages urging users to add negative feedback to Schumer's projects .

Schumer's reviews for the special from professional critics were more of a mixed bag.

Verne Gay of Newsday wrote that Schumer simply went too far with the graphic material in her stage show: 'It’s too much. What initially shocks then leads to a numbing sensation. An hour of this? No thanks…'

''Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4318068/Amy-Schumer-blames-alt-right-poor-reviews-special.html

 No.525571

look at me, i act like a whore, respect me, please like me


 No.525572

Don't know who this bitch is, nor would I care to find out.


 No.525573

Read the comments. Now

THAT'S FUNNY

Female kosher Porky Pig.


 No.525578

>this pig thinks anybody cares enough about her to organize boycotts and brigades

Actually, the truth is she's not funny and nobody cares what she thinks. She should have gone to Canada when Trump won like she promised, fucking coward.


 No.525579

>Muh period

>Black cocks

>Anal sex

>Tampons

Why is she considered funny?


 No.525580

It's the same shit they've tried to pull a few times now.

>The Ghostbusters reboot didn't fail because it was shit, it failed because OF ALL THE MISOGYNY IN HOLLYWOOD!!!!

>Women don't earn less because they choose to work less in less profitable fields, women are paid less because THE PATRIARCHY FORCES THEM TO MAKE BAD DECISIONS, SOMEHOW!!!!

>Trans people don't commit suicide because they are mental patients who wage non-stop chemical warfare on their body and brain, trans people commit suicide because EVIL WHITE MEN MAKE THEM FEEL BAD!!!!!

I've not watched any of her stuff, and I'm prepared to accept that comedy is a personal thing and there could be all kinds of people (who aren't watching her show) that would like her routines. However I'd put money on her being another iteration of the Joe Brand form of female comedian If you're not familiar with her then picture an alleged 'comedian' whose entire career can be summarised in a single sentence "I really hate my husband, but it's alright because he's worthless and I love cake".


 No.525587

Never even crossed her mind that "HA HA HA MUH VAGINA" isn't that good of a joke?


 No.525597

I kinda want to watch it just forvaudience reactions.


 No.525599

>>525597

They probably won't cut to the audience unless it's favorable


 No.525617

>>525597

>>525599

They cut to the same 8 people repeatedly.

The group of 5 with 4 women and one hipster dude.

The group of 3 that's just women laughing uncontrollably.

More people cheered and appluaded when it started and when it ended.

The entire thing was a joke, so it may have actually been funny in a meta way.

I actually feel sorry for her boyfriend. Fuck. Nothing quite says "whore" like hearing your girlfriend tell fun stories, on stage about how, when she was fucking another dude she accidently rammed her fingers up her ass trying to discretly remove her nuvaring.

>Comparing your vagina to a barn animal.

>A cool story about shitting and vomiting with a guy she hooked up with.

>This is my sex face.

>Lol I'm such a slut! Teehee. ~.^

>Lol where are all the female german jews! I'm feeling like anne frank over here.

Fuck. At least when God-Queen Lisa Lampenelli talks about her sex life it's actually fucking funny.

When the rest of these whores try to do it, they just sound like disgusting whores with no other material.

Fuck. Amy Schumer is so shit she makes Caroline Rhea's recent stuff look good.

>Schumer actually stole Rhea's sex jokes.

Hey /pol/ fire up the ovens.


 No.525646

>>525599

>>525617

Do they at least show the crowd size through out the show? I want to see the crowd shrink as it goes on.


 No.525652

This sounds a lot like Donald Trump.


 No.525656

>>525579

>implying she's considered funny


 No.525714

>>525617

Lisa is my shizzz…..


 No.525718

>>525579

Because degenerates desperately cling to anyone in popular culture that approves of and promotes their shit-tier lifestyle?


 No.525719

>>525568

>Call me a whale. Call me a thief and I will continue to rise and fight and lead.

Lead the line to the all you can eat buffet.


 No.525736

>>525568

I think I'd rather fuck Miss Piggy than Schumer, at least she can act like a woman unlike Amy.


 No.525739

File: e942897514c07d4⋯.png (377.31 KB, 560x375, 112:75, misspiggy-560x375.png)

>>525736

You recall Piggy was seriously abusive towards Kermit, right?


 No.525741

>>525568

I actually did watch it just to see how it was. I thought it was cringey. This woman is insane thinking that the entire world is plotting against her to ruin her "career"


 No.525767

>>525568

>Amy Schitter only wanted to be a comedian to fish for compliments

Gee, no one saw THAT coming


 No.525800

>>525652

Except Trump has been found time and time again to be the target of an organized media campaign to defame him. Amy the pig, not so much.


 No.525815

>>525652

>uh uh um DRUMPF

>HA

Here's a pity (you)


 No.525825

>it's the alt right conspiracy!

maybe people think you're just an unfunny obese bitch? ever thought of that?


 No.525832

You got downboated. On fucking normieflix. There is no conspiracy because you're just insufferable disgusting unfunny garbage.


 No.525950

>>525739

No I did not, but I still rather fuck her than Amy.


 No.525951

>>525767

What compliments? Not even chubby chasers want her.


 No.525965

>>525572

All jokes = I sleep around so much, oh my god look at all this jizz falling out of my PUSSYYYYY


 No.525966

>>525580

She's also related to Chuck Schumer


 No.525975

>>525966

I have no idea who that is, and to be honest the amount of apathy she inspires gives me very little reason to look him up.


 No.525985

Well, hopefully the next 5 Netflix specials will work out for her.


 No.525994

>>525975

Bait, but he's the Senate (((Minority))) Leader. Amy Schumer got where she was the old-fashioned way: Connections.


 No.525995

>>525975

>>525966

>>525994

From Amy Schumer's Wikipedia entry:

>When she was 21, she and her sister Kim were arrested for grand larceny, as part of a shoplifting scheme. During an interview, she said that it was her connection to Senator Schumer that enabled her to plead down the charge.

She's a corrupt thief. She doesn't just steal jokes. She will steal physical items as well. And when she gets caught, cousin Chuck will bail her out of trouble.


 No.525997

>>525995

>“We were arrested for grand larceny,” the Inside Amy Schumer star admitted, but her relationship with uncle Charles Schumer, a New York Senator, came in handy.

>She said, “[The cops] were like, ‘You’re lucky you have this last name.’ And they pleaded it down, to like disturbing the peace or something.”

>“I really thought that sh*t was off the record, until I was on Last Comic [Standing, in 2007] and they asked me if I had any arrests,” she told Laughspin in 2011, “and I was like, ‘Eh, not really.’ They have real lawyers … and they knew everything I’d stolen.”

>Schumer has previously admitted that she had sticky fingers well into her adult years. “It was just all from, like, department stores,” she told Rolling Stone last year. “I guess the impressive part was that I would return it for cash, and the most that I’d ever made was probably around $1,000. But I did it a lot.”


 No.526006

File: d0735df6fb9e3ea⋯.jpg (7.97 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

Ok so let's assume what she's saying is 100% true. And there is an army of altright trolls brigading her videos. Well if she's as popular as she thinks she is then shouldn't any brigading by a minority of trolls be rendered negligible by her supposed vast fanbase?


 No.526027

>>526006

>reasoning with leftist progressives

You know she's a hypocrite. She thinks she's in la-la land where popularity is her birthright.


 No.526033

>>525994

>Bait

>Assuming everyone is a Burger

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