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File: a05edef8aea37ca⋯.jpg (53.26 KB, 700x469, 100:67, crab.jpg)

 No.563633

Let’s be very clear, this show does not rival those in Paris, London, or New York City. However, the models, which are all Mitten Crabs, are considerably happier to be at the Hongze Lake Harvest Festival. Their inclusion means that they will survive at least another year, as locals believe it is bad luck to eat a model the year it participates. The crab fashion show has been a part of the city of Huai’an’s annual traditions for at least 70 years. The city, in Eastern China’s Jiangsu province, celebrates the harvest of hairy crab, the other name for the mitten crab. Although the number of crabs declined in recent years, leading to higher prices, the people around the lake still harvest nearly 6,000 tons of crab each year.

https://www.weirdasianews.com/2017/06/19/crabs-strut-their-stuff-at-annual-fashion-show/

 No.563638

Slutty crabs, they should be wearing modest dress when in public.


 No.563676

>>563638

Crabshaming is not allowed on this board.


 No.563681

>>563676

Thank God… Unlike the real world no one here will shame me for my crabs.


 No.563838

File: b0799cad4498526⋯.jpg (77.98 KB, 640x463, 640:463, OuS4A4S.jpg)

>>563676

Sleazy dress is the gateway to hard drug abuse.


 No.563859

Damn that's some positive news for once , yeah.

Yeah that's what I'm talking about == FUCK YEAH CRABS ==


 No.563864

More crab, less newsplus


 No.563865

NIIIIICE


 No.563866

kawaii crabbu ~


 No.563881

File: 57a16cf7235b052⋯.jpeg (22.77 KB, 400x225, 16:9, image.jpeg)

Itching for more crab news.


 No.563883

File: cc253721148135b⋯.jpeg (135.96 KB, 800x600, 4:3, image.jpeg)

>>563881

Aren't we all.


 No.563885

File: 0930ae9805cdcb9⋯.jpeg (190.07 KB, 800x598, 400:299, image.jpeg)

>>563881

I'll get started on the music.


 No.563886

File: 3d1152e1646ff9f⋯.jpeg (113.49 KB, 1000x717, 1000:717, image.jpeg)

>>563885

I'll get started on the dance.


 No.563887

File: 41adc7d9af0d22e⋯.jpeg (117.83 KB, 800x600, 4:3, image.jpeg)

Hi. I am here to bring the news. Important news. I am a Golden Apple rolled in from the Goddess Eris, who's a bit crabby today, hence my appearance.

<the Red?

I'm just pissed off. Being here, with the crabby news staff, discussing ways to make crab news stories have legs is not as important as which crabs have the fairest legs! I'm embarrassed, angry and I'm just here to say:

KALLISTI


 No.563890

File: 81a0ad5c369144a⋯.jpeg (50.39 KB, 620x400, 31:20, image.jpeg)

>>563887

So, what you're saying, Erisfag, is that your experience with crabs is only temporary, and you do not always self-identify as being the crab-infested news source you can sometimes come off as defending. This /n/ews often isn't even hard-hitting. It's more like soft-shelled crabs…

leaves me itching for more.


 No.563899

File: 7309725d1b0d9f1⋯.jpeg (582.9 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, image.jpeg)

>>563890

Quit yer bitchin', doggo!

Crab news is important.


 No.563901

File: 3d61c6a86ef80fd⋯.jpeg (53.26 KB, 580x435, 4:3, image.jpeg)

>>563886

I will dance with you.

It is so hard to find ladycrabs who will "fit" with my long legs.


 No.563902

File: feeba6adca340b2⋯.jpeg (121.57 KB, 600x451, 600:451, image.jpeg)

>>563901

This is a fashion show, not a dancing competition.


 No.563903

File: 065b75db7fa5d07⋯.jpeg (54.68 KB, 600x414, 100:69, image.jpeg)

>>563902

You are fat and ugly.


 No.563904

File: ad17a703f6f3571⋯.jpeg (159.93 KB, 1000x871, 1000:871, image.jpeg)

>>563903

I can see how you could get confused, you spotted pink crabby patty.

<b-b-but I am beautiful. My mommy told me so.

>btw, that is less anemone and more spotted dick sponge. My mommy told me so.

Sorry about the can pic.

I know you crabs don't like to think about cans.


 No.563906

File: ae5056725b9ffa3⋯.jpeg (350.01 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, image.jpeg)

>>563902

>>563903

>>563904

Stahp already!

Crabs gotta stick together, fly all our colors, be proud, claw for more attention in the /n/ews.


 No.563908

File: 19d72810bf63102⋯.jpeg (118.16 KB, 600x400, 3:2, image.jpeg)

I bee bootiful.


 No.563909

File: b8754ad082a4d22⋯.jpeg (113 KB, 600x362, 300:181, image.jpeg)

>>563908

>I bee bootiful.

Nah. I shine.


 No.563910

File: 0ef1c0d52b831ab⋯.jpeg (196.18 KB, 600x402, 100:67, image.jpeg)

What is going on in here?


 No.563911

File: dc270f793e8da0d⋯.jpeg (189.31 KB, 600x392, 75:49, image.jpeg)

>>563910

Hiya, Goldie!

Jus' struttin' our stuff a bit.

Whatchyouupto?


 No.563925

File: 9b576bd90e4a012⋯.jpg (1002.45 KB, 2272x1704, 4:3, California_spiny_lobster.JPG)

>Tfw not a crab


 No.563926

>crabs strut their stuff at annual fashion show

And water is wet, and the sky is blue.


 No.563928

File: 43ace7baf13c114⋯.jpeg (47.21 KB, 500x500, 1:1, image.jpeg)

>>563926

>And water is wet, and the sky is blue.

Such Subjectivity.

Much Judgementalism.

All good.

You just have to go back.


 No.563936

File: fa3ecc18ea1d041⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 52.09 KB, 534x800, 267:400, image.jpeg)

>>563928

The one newfag we've gotten in a whole year you would attempt to scuttle away like a small crab?

geoduck representing


 No.563944

File: c7525ae4f46d164⋯.jpeg (1.74 MB, 2592x1936, 162:121, image.jpeg)

>>563936

No. I like both geoduck and crabs.


 No.563945

File: 8d87f02ac2581f0⋯.jpeg (197.56 KB, 614x416, 307:208, image.jpeg)

>>563944

U Wat Dubs?

Crabby bitches cannot compare with the geoduck.


 No.563951

File: d41ffc4bb15a100⋯.jpg (384.46 KB, 2000x1500, 4:3, stone-crab-marijuana-2000x….jpg)

I bet the after party is pretty dank.


 No.563952

>>563633

Kill yourself, goon.


 No.563955

>>563952

That's Goonyduck to you!


 No.564108

Someone here is actively trying to delete crab news.


 No.564110

File: 686eb0c19068598⋯.jpeg (77.63 KB, 670x354, 335:177, image.jpeg)

Which crab won?

I've seen some of the crawlers up.


 No.564111

File: afcdbdfe863aa6a⋯.jpeg (71.33 KB, 670x447, 670:447, image.jpeg)

>>564110

I think they are all winners, as they don't get eaten.


 No.564113

>>564111

Trips of Truth.


 No.564115

File: 0076e8f27b3876a⋯.jpeg (82.24 KB, 670x358, 335:179, image.jpeg)

>>564111

But are there any prizes or awards? Participation medals maybe?


 No.564117

File: b830c42965fc44c⋯.jpeg (87.16 KB, 699x529, 699:529, image.jpeg)

>>564115

Sorry doggo.


 No.564131

File: df7a2ade5853609⋯.jpeg (40.58 KB, 475x356, 475:356, image.jpeg)

>>564115

You don't need a medal to participate.


 No.564133

File: 27b4f73e7430344⋯.jpeg (24.96 KB, 300x225, 4:3, image.jpeg)

>>564115

It's just fun for the whole family.


 No.564135

File: e6900b5ceff90b7⋯.jpeg (164.55 KB, 500x410, 50:41, image.jpeg)

Crab news crawling it's way to the top of the page again.

>crab in pic choosing a very stylish attire for this shindig.


 No.564138

File: 18f3f9b44f05f8e⋯.jpeg (120.56 KB, 960x960, 1:1, image.jpeg)

>>564135

Not fair!

Everyone is either dressing up as crabs or the crabs are dressing up as something else.


 No.564141

File: e820f39443177f0⋯.jpeg (137.7 KB, 480x640, 3:4, image.jpeg)

>>564138

This is true.

It is the state of our society in general.


 No.564151

>>564135

>shindig.

You mean shitposting?


 No.564152

>>564151

>bumping real news this hard.


 No.564154

File: 232ad5509371739⋯.jpeg (158.55 KB, 620x424, 155:106, image.jpeg)

Less crabbiness.

More crab posting.


 No.564227

File: 5a9d5d51d43f262⋯.jpeg (167.1 KB, 400x350, 8:7, image.jpeg)


 No.564228

File: 6fa4887986ed6d0⋯.jpeg (66.44 KB, 728x486, 364:243, image.jpeg)


 No.564230

File: 3acbe9b3eb2b7b0⋯.jpeg (63.99 KB, 600x600, 1:1, image.jpeg)


 No.564232

File: 0ed398947c0ed16⋯.jpeg (64.6 KB, 610x382, 305:191, image.jpeg)

Contribootin a crab desktop.


 No.564233

File: 99f9d7daf66644e⋯.png (675.44 KB, 1600x1632, 50:51, image.png)


 No.564234

File: 08e1f383f23b6e5⋯.png (153.99 KB, 400x400, 1:1, image.png)

>>564233

Dubs on dem claws!


 No.564236

File: b8255ea935bbd3b⋯.jpeg (72.66 KB, 800x555, 160:111, image.jpeg)

Meanwhile, in Baltimore…


 No.564242

File: 365717ebed7953c⋯.jpeg (45.91 KB, 600x450, 4:3, image.jpeg)

>>564236

>Meanwhile, in Baltimore…

Nah. Meanwhile in Australia.


 No.564243

File: 7295bb73a7dd925⋯.jpeg (61.99 KB, 750x418, 375:209, image.jpeg)

>>564242

Australian crab best crab.


 No.564761

>sliding this thread

>intl shills never learn that you cant stop the crab




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