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Let’s be very clear, this show does not rival those in Paris, London, or New York City. However, the models, which are all Mitten Crabs, are considerably happier to be at the Hongze Lake Harvest Festival. Their inclusion means that they will survive at least another year, as locals believe it is bad luck to eat a model the year it participates. The crab fashion show has been a part of the city of Huai’an’s annual traditions for at least 70 years. The city, in Eastern China’s Jiangsu province, celebrates the harvest of hairy crab, the other name for the mitten crab. Although the number of crabs declined in recent years, leading to higher prices, the people around the lake still harvest nearly 6,000 tons of crab each year.



Slutty crabs, they should be wearing modest dress when in public.



Crabshaming is not allowed on this board.



Thank God… Unlike the real world no one here will shame me for my crabs.


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Sleazy dress is the gateway to hard drug abuse.


Damn that's some positive news for once , yeah.

Yeah that's what I'm talking about == FUCK YEAH CRABS ==


More crab, less newsplus




kawaii crabbu ~


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Itching for more crab news.


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Aren't we all.


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I'll get started on the music.


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I'll get started on the dance.


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Hi. I am here to bring the news. Important news. I am a Golden Apple rolled in from the Goddess Eris, who's a bit crabby today, hence my appearance.

<the Red?

I'm just pissed off. Being here, with the crabby news staff, discussing ways to make crab news stories have legs is not as important as which crabs have the fairest legs! I'm embarrassed, angry and I'm just here to say:



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So, what you're saying, Erisfag, is that your experience with crabs is only temporary, and you do not always self-identify as being the crab-infested news source you can sometimes come off as defending. This /n/ews often isn't even hard-hitting. It's more like soft-shelled crabs…

leaves me itching for more.


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Quit yer bitchin', doggo!

Crab news is important.


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I will dance with you.

It is so hard to find ladycrabs who will "fit" with my long legs.


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This is a fashion show, not a dancing competition.


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You are fat and ugly.


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I can see how you could get confused, you spotted pink crabby patty.

<b-b-but I am beautiful. My mommy told me so.

>btw, that is less anemone and more spotted dick sponge. My mommy told me so.

Sorry about the can pic.

I know you crabs don't like to think about cans.


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Stahp already!

Crabs gotta stick together, fly all our colors, be proud, claw for more attention in the /n/ews.


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I bee bootiful.


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>I bee bootiful.

Nah. I shine.


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What is going on in here?


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Hiya, Goldie!

Jus' struttin' our stuff a bit.



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>Tfw not a crab


>crabs strut their stuff at annual fashion show

And water is wet, and the sky is blue.


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>And water is wet, and the sky is blue.

Such Subjectivity.

Much Judgementalism.

All good.

You just have to go back.


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The one newfag we've gotten in a whole year you would attempt to scuttle away like a small crab?

geoduck representing


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No. I like both geoduck and crabs.


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U Wat Dubs?

Crabby bitches cannot compare with the geoduck.


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I bet the after party is pretty dank.



Kill yourself, goon.



That's Goonyduck to you!


Someone here is actively trying to delete crab news.


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Which crab won?

I've seen some of the crawlers up.


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I think they are all winners, as they don't get eaten.



Trips of Truth.


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But are there any prizes or awards? Participation medals maybe?


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Sorry doggo.


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You don't need a medal to participate.


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It's just fun for the whole family.


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Crab news crawling it's way to the top of the page again.

>crab in pic choosing a very stylish attire for this shindig.


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Not fair!

Everyone is either dressing up as crabs or the crabs are dressing up as something else.


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This is true.

It is the state of our society in general.




You mean shitposting?



>bumping real news this hard.


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Less crabbiness.

More crab posting.


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Contribootin a crab desktop.


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Dubs on dem claws!


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Meanwhile, in Baltimore…


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>Meanwhile, in Baltimore…

Nah. Meanwhile in Australia.


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Australian crab best crab.


>sliding this thread

>intl shills never learn that you cant stop the crab

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