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File: 2dbbcd88a7aef60⋯.jpg (16.85 KB, 346x297, 346:297, Hillary-crying.jpg)

 No.567486

Hillary Clinton turned to "alternate nostril" breathing to help cope with her stunning 2016 presidential election loss to Donald Trump.

Clinton revealed the various "tools" she relied on to get through the disappointment of losing the election at a fundraising event last Thursday to benefit Camp Olmsted. She said she relied on prayer, the support of friends, and spiritual readings.

The former secretary of state also revealed the more unorthodox methods she used.

"I did some yoga. I tried alternate nostril breathing. I highly recommend it. It kind of calms you down," she said at Riverside Church in New York City. "And, yes, I had my fair share of chardonnay."

Slate on Monday published an explainer describing what the stress-relieving method of alternate nostril breathing entails. Pulling from alternative medicine guru Deepak Chopra's website, Slate outlined the process:

>Alternate nostril breathing is a technique meant to calm the mind and alleviate stress. Breathing exercises are a fundamental part of yoga. Pranayama, the specific discipline that deals with controlling your breathing, comes from classic Indian yoga and has been around for centuries. It can be translated to "the control of the life force." Apart from alternate nostril breathing, there are also practices to breathe in deeply and expel the breath quickly; ones that focus on feeling the motions of your stomach while you breathe; and ones in which you hum or chant while exhaling.

https://archive.fo/Cg2ey

http://freebeacon.com/politics/clinton-tried-alternate-nostril-breathing-cope-loss-trump/

 No.567487

She seriously thinks she can run for 2020, doesn't she?


 No.567488

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

video related = one of the retarded ways Hillary tried to dull the pain of getting her dreams crushed by the Teflon Don


 No.567489

>>567488

It's Diamond Don, Hitler. Why? Because diamond is unbreakable


 No.567491

>>567487

>She seriously thinks she can run for 2020, doesn't she?

Yep. She's going to give it another go, if we're lucky she'll shit her pants live on camera while screeching "IT'S MY TIME TO BE PRESIDENT NOW".


 No.567521

She has a big interview with homo Cooper coming up on CNN tonight :^}


 No.567555

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>567521

Aaaaand she fucking did the weird as nose thing on the show

J U S T


 No.567629

Watch ASMR videos on YouTube Hillary. And then kill yourself!


 No.567631

I get the Clinton hate, I myself want her dead etc

But what is so wrong with Pranayama breath?


 No.570287

File: bf6f67028c51b67⋯.png (2.35 MB, 4202x3498, 191:159, 1480365386739.png)


 No.570292

File: 6afcdc1c9972dea⋯.webm (825.59 KB, 942x480, 157:80, smug reisen2.webm)

>>567491

>mfw imagining her losing AGAIN

Can you fucking imagine the butthurt?


 No.570294

File: 776026dd899182c⋯.jpg (30.9 KB, 250x219, 250:219, cry-moar.jpg)

How pathetic. Imagine a man saying that: "I lost an election, so I resorted to booze and all sort of weird yoga shit to cope." He would be seen as weak and lacking self-control.


 No.570301

>hillary runs again in 2016

>campaign slogan is "vote for me or you're a misogynist pig"

>she loses to trump again

>completely loses her shit

>runs again in 2020

>campaign slogan is "fuck you i hate you misogynists you cost me two elections fuck you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

>loses again


 No.570303

>>567487

I hope she does. Losing to Trump twice in a row will finally push her over the edge.


 No.570304

>>570287

oh election night was a fun night


 No.570305

>>567555

hopeless attention whore just like her husband.

they're both pathological narcissists


 No.570314

>alternative nostril breathing

>yoga

and a fistful of xanax and a bottle of wine every night


 No.570316

>>567487

Your fucking stupid.

She won the popular vote by 3 million votes.

Hillary X Rock 2020


 No.570317

>>570316

*you're

Also,

>implying anyone outside retarded libshits actually voted

>implying she could even win a rigged election

>implying she could win against the memes


 No.570318

File: ec949380380fd9f⋯.gif (1.84 MB, 202x360, 101:180, ec949380380fd9f6f49dd2d5ad….gif)


 No.570319

You're being persuaded.

They are trying to replace the image of a satanic pizzagate woman having a meltdown with a more respectable and ordinary woman that calms herself without drinking or have people assassinated.

Meet the new Hillary, who just relaxes by doing Yoga breathing practices.

Don't fall for this shit. It's to try to clear up her image, even if you play it on a derrogative sense.


 No.570322

>>570319

At this point, God himself could not clear up Hillary's image.


 No.570323

>>567631

>But what is so wrong with Pranayama breath?

The misconception that tantric breathing can in any way benefit a reptilian such as Hillary.


 No.570325

>>570316

This is true. So many people voted for her just because she has a vagina. Many more might have voted for her had she done something intelligent after the emails leaked (like, say, deny their contents)

For once I'm glad for the electoral college system. If she'd won we'd probably be in the middle of a hot war with Russia right now


 No.570330

>>567487

Look at this shit

>spiritual readings

>yoga

>yes a bit of chardonnay

She's still trying to appeal to soccer mom democrats. In reality, all she did was verbally abuse Bill and get wasted repeatedly.


 No.570331

>>570316

>implying millions of illegals didn't vote because they thought Trump was going to deport them


 No.570335

>almost a year later

>hillary is still throwing a tantrum over losing


 No.570336

File: bff392b4b2424be⋯.gif (1.4 MB, 500x281, 500:281, bff392b4b2424be538652ed1f0….gif)

>>567491

Please God let her try again. Her losing twice to Trump would give us another salt market crash


 No.570337

>>570319

That implies most normals care about that, which isn't true, and assuming they even believe it in the first place. She just looks like a sore loser.


 No.570341

File: 022b2757323103c⋯.jpg (153.7 KB, 1328x878, 664:439, just the two of us.jpg)

>>567486

>Mitt Romney loses presidential race

>WELP BACK TO MY OIL COMPANY LETS MAKE BANK BABY

<Hillary loses presidential race

<waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


 No.570342

>>570336

If she lost a second time I don't think the salt we've already seen could compare. It'd be like a ball of salt bigger then the sun crashed into Earth and knocked it out of orbit and into an even bigger ball of salt.


 No.570350

>>570341

Career politicians should not be allowed to run for high office.

>>570319

Nah, we here see through that shes a nutters

>>570325

Considering the bribes and buisness she had with russia, it would be iran first, the elite keep on speaking ill about iran, making it clear thats the next country to be destabalized.


 No.570351

>>567555

>>567486

If she knew she lost the election because of bigotry misogyny and deplorables, then why would she feel so horrible about losing it?

It would be akin to being a white person losing a race for office in India. No reason to feel bad, because you're not Indian.


 No.570352

>>570351

Non-whites have no business running for office in western countries. The West is white and it needs to stay that way.


 No.570353

How is this even news? Oh wait, it isnt. Cant believe someone wasted their time on this shit.


 No.570365

File: f4b820d6744128b⋯.jpg (141.39 KB, 900x900, 1:1, wow.jpg)

she was on jimmy fallon with miley cyrus tonight. of course i didn't watch it and i think it was a rerun. pic related. i just found it, it explains a lot about the media's current mindset


 No.570401

>>570316

Not if you subtract the voter fraud and illegals voting.


 No.570402

>>567487

>She seriously thinks she can run for 2020, doesn't she?

She couldn't stand for 9/11 so…


 No.570406

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>570402

Ahhh, good times, good times


 No.570408

File: d5022ac666cde65⋯.jpg (149.8 KB, 786x997, 786:997, Master Swordsman.jpg)

If she lost with the media shilling for her big time, dead people voting for her and millions of illegals voting for here she's guaranteed to lose the next time round when trump kills them all out.

I cannot wait.


 No.570419

>>570316

IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND




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