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8chan News Board Ring: /pn/ - Politics and News - /politics/ - Politics

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 No.618868

At least 12 species of crabs, prawns and lobsters collected from the deep seas in West Java are new to science. Another 40 are new records for Indonesia. Here are some of these strange and fascinating finds.

SINGAPORE: The expedition lasted two weeks. But it will take two years for the scientists to complete their studies of more than 12,000 specimens - some bizarre and new to science - hauled up from the bottom of the Sunda Strait and Indian Ocean.

These Indonesian waters off West Java had been largely unexplored by marine biologists until now. That changed in March, when a combined team from Singapore and Indonesia set out to sea.

“People have collected data off west of Sumatra, eastern parts of Indonesia and southeastern part of Java,” said Professor Peter Ng, head of the Lee Kong Chian Natural History Museum at the National University of Singapore (NUS).

“But for whatever reasons, the Sunda Strait in southwestern and southern Java were poorly collected. We had almost no information about the deep-sea animals living there.

So we thought, here’s a nice chance to fill the gap. We cannot conserve what we do not know.

Prof Ng, a well-known crab expert, led the 14-day South Java Deep Sea Biodiversity Expedition (SJADES 2018) with Professor Dwi Listyo Rahayu, a world authority on hermit crabs from the Indonesian Institute of Sciences (LIPI).

The research vessel with 31 scientists and support staff sailed from Jakarta towards Cilacap in southern Java and back, covering a total distance of 2,200km.

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/cnainsider/deep-sea-sunda-strait-new-species-singapore-indonesia-10227902

 No.619507

Fuck this board. Jim nuking threads that even mention him! Guess I'll bump a crab thread then.

>inb4 this thread is slso nuked


 No.619508

File: ac5a2cce57b0e81⋯.jpg (20.52 KB, 300x300, 1:1, I can almost hear.jpg)

>>619507

>nigger posts "le ebin made-up news story to news board

>upset when it is deleted and OP banned

You should join him.


 No.619509

File: eff17d8b327e6fb⋯.jpg (53.53 KB, 512x512, 1:1, we_have_crabs_postcard-r8d….jpg)

>>619507

Can I get crabs from this bread?


 No.619510

>>619507

You'll find that the only threads that get deleted are the ones that aren't even news stories and just fake links like "jimsucksdick.com."


 No.619511

>>619508

>assumes most of the news on here isn't pure shit

At least this is an informative article.

>new to science

>12 species

>40 new records

Crustaceans rule!


 No.619512

Do you think crabs ever look at all the different looking people and say wow, that's a new species of human?


 No.619513

>>619510

Lel. Must have missed that one. That wasn't what I was referring to, but you're right – that wouldn't be news now would it?

Anyone have the pic of a crab grabbing that guys dick? The SFW one preferably? unless you spoiler that shit


 No.619514

>>619512

Fairly probable.


 No.619515

>>618868

Shitskins with no respect for nature using the most invasive method to discover underwater fauna: trawling.

Compare with https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=4Mfa7sh_QKs


 No.619516

Geez. Tell the world about it. The japanese will hunt all these new tasty creatures to extinction now.

Idiot scientists.


 No.619589

File: cf2c8a2e0db61cc⋯.jpg (170.86 KB, 500x375, 4:3, downloadfile-11.jpg)

>>619516

Not sure even the Japs will eat crabs as small as some of these. Might as well be eating pubic lice.


 No.619592

File: b303340e77c4def⋯.jpg (124.2 KB, 800x600, 4:3, downloadfile-16.jpg)

>>619589

I agree.

More meat on 'em when they're older.


 No.619593

>>619592

I meant bigger.


 No.619595

I don't come to 8chan to read articles about fucking pubic lice.


 No.619599

File: 7718d51f2a512bd⋯.jpg (131.6 KB, 800x600, 4:3, PicsArt_05-16-08.14.07.jpg)

>>619595

What do you come to 8chan for?

Enquiring minds want to know.


 No.619602

File: 296be53de9bca28⋯.jpg (246.32 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, downloadfile-20.jpg)

>>619599

I come for the propane articles, but I stay for the crabs.

They're just too tasty.


 No.619606

File: b34f686d06aaac4⋯.jpg (472.77 KB, 1400x843, 1400:843, downloadfile-26.jpg)

>>618868

>one of the creatures was found in discarded underwear

Sounds a bit fishy. Do tell more.


 No.619609

File: 15643e29b435b58⋯.jpg (25.58 KB, 474x355, 474:355, downloadfile-15.jpg)

>>619606

Welp, I was just down on the beach, got naked, I was minding my own business, when this crab walked up…

He was so cute!


 No.619614

>>619515

Submersibles are extremely expensive and can't necessarily explore deep trench environments due to pressure.


 No.619615

File: c1a41687b165a2b⋯.jpg (29.74 KB, 360x400, 9:10, downloadfile-21.jpg)

>>619609

That's how it always starts anon


 No.619625

File: 6c2fdb3bb79b340⋯.jpg (55.34 KB, 474x669, 158:223, downloadfile-23.jpg)

>tfw I will never have a crab qt gf


 No.619640

File: a4ebe1bfcb01b29⋯.jpg (172.72 KB, 800x900, 8:9, PicsArt_05-16-10.06.08.jpg)

>>619625

Mine's gotten a bit snappy with me lately. You're welcome to take her off my hands.


 No.619653

>>619640

I thought you didn't like anime Johhny!


 No.619655

>>619653

It's growing on me.


 No.619665

>>619653

He'll make an exception for furries.


 No.619788

File: ebe68b87246602e⋯.jpg (150.63 KB, 800x600, 4:3, PicsArt_05-16-02.18.08.jpg)

>>619665

Confirmed.

sorry folks, got a job, unlike Andrew, so I have little time to post here or create decent OC for your enjoyment; hence the roughshod appearance.

Download at will.


 No.619802

Bumping le epic crab thread


 No.619846

>>618868

>Panty crabs

Noice!


 No.619848

>>618868

Scientists complain about too much plastic and garbage on the bottom of the ocean, which they are trawling, leave plastic net on bottom of ocean, then complain about how too much plastic and garbage is left on the bottom of the ocean. Classic.

Welcome to current year.


 No.619867

File: 2dae5db9c175545⋯.png (896.51 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, PicsArt_05-16-05.01.59.png)

Cum on in anytime.

Dis bread has crabs!


 No.622693

can't slide crab news


 No.623365

>>619507

really? so if somebody mentions Jim on a thread it gets nuked?


 No.623371

>>623365

Jim has crabs


 No.623383

File: 3de0bf7bfc78533⋯.jpg (43.45 KB, 576x504, 8:7, 3de0bf7bfc785336834a8ceec3….jpg)

>>623371

Not saying you don't have a good reason to, Andy, but unironically why do you have such a hate-on for Jim?


 No.623697

snib


 No.623860

snab


 No.623870

Snicker snack!

Glad to see some 'real' news on the front page again.


 No.623871

>>622693

>can't slide crab news

Not so much. Only propane news is more important here, and that would be subjective – like most news nowadays.


 No.623872

File: 754932b6c046a5f⋯.jpg (28.57 KB, 550x335, 110:67, 1457983662851[1].jpg)

>>623871

>Only propane news is more important

I disagree there m8

Street shitter news is also quite important


 No.623906

>>623872

>Street shitter news is also quite important

Very true.


 No.623912

File: 74d89614eaad8d6⋯.jpg (76.61 KB, 500x353, 500:353, downloadfile-17.jpg)


 No.623952

File: 720a8d73d5809dd⋯.jpg (122.58 KB, 800x600, 4:3, PicsArt_05-25-07.21.23.jpg)

>>618868

>People have collected data off west of Sumatra, eastern parts of Indonesia and southeastern part of Java

>more than 12,000 specimens

It sounds like they were trawling more than just data.


 No.623966

cool we can report Johnny Nippletwist for violating global rules


 No.623969

>>623966

Is he the autist that talks to himself in all the /n/ threads now ?

I've been away for a while


 No.623974

>>623969

He's the blogposter with the unfunny shoops and redditspacing


 No.623981

>>623974

Ah yep, same spastic as I meant


 No.623991

Fuckin /n/iggers deleted my india thread

No Fun Allowed

Only autism


 No.623992

>>623991

Your India thread was from 2012 nigger. Post a more recent article if you want to post poo in the loos.


 No.623993

>>623992

It was a substantial boost in quality compared to all the other autist slapfight threads you have here


 No.623995

>>623993

It's not my fault anons feed the trolls.


 No.623997

>>623995

Fair enough, can't argue there.

I'll try and put more effort in for my next pajeet thread.

Make /n/ great again !!!


 No.624000

>>623997

Thank you for your understanding, anon. It's a difficult position to be in. I wish you well in your next pajeet thread creation.


 No.624018

File: 2ae9bf7ce1385a5⋯.jpg (52.28 KB, 400x267, 400:267, IMG_0585 copy.jpg)

>>619589

Korean snack crabs

irritate colon if not chewed thoroughly


 No.624024

I love the brand new crab


 No.624030

Reported for spam.

Kill yourself.


 No.624041

>>624030

I knew they had come out with a lot of new flavors of Spam, but was unaware they had Crab Spam now.

Thanks for your report, but I don't see how killing myself will in any way help me partake in some tasty Crab Spam.


 No.624042

>>624030

>>624041

Crab spam does sound pretty good tbqh


 No.624090

>>624041

>>624042

I am disappoint.

http://www.spam.com/varieties

No crab spam atm.


 No.624105

File: 805b742f2008d13⋯.png (353.67 KB, 455x384, 455:384, PicsArt_05-26-07.25.45.png)

>>624090

Coming to a store near you!


 No.624110

File: ed6854736190109⋯.png (357.88 KB, 455x384, 455:384, PicsArt_05-26-07.43.47.png)

>>624105

They already have it where I do my shopping.


 No.624116

>>624110

>Shopping

may be the operative word there.

<bamping a crab thread this hard

Kek!


 No.624121

>>624116

>bamping a crab thread this hard

MakeNGreatAgain#


 No.624125

>>624116

>bamping a crab thread this hard

<bumps a crab thread

>>624121

>#Make/n/GreatAgain

Indeed.


 No.624127

>>623992

>8ch was a major thing in 2012

>crustacea/n/ existed in 2012

>crabposting started in 2012

summer detected

>>624030

triggered lobster detected


 No.624132

File: 046ca2a557b9706⋯.jpg (188.52 KB, 1072x1281, 1072:1281, PicsArt_05-26-08.26.12.jpg)

>>624127

>assumes crabposting ever gets old


 No.624144

File: e48d5383daa72b3⋯.jpg (40.88 KB, 580x449, 580:449, PicsArt_05-26-08.53.34.jpg)


 No.624146

>>624127

Nah, that was the BO I think

He was cool about it

I'll pajeet thread again soon


 No.624150

File: f9f8e24bb99654f⋯.jpg (222.47 KB, 959x698, 959:698, PicsArt_05-26-09.04.15.jpg)


 No.624186

File: d73d221da2e2be5⋯.jpg (54.74 KB, 579x449, 579:449, PicsArt_05-26-10.46.09.jpg)


 No.624189

File: 087bbb42ebb3707⋯.jpg (229.17 KB, 900x900, 1:1, cat_crab_by_fatsack.jpg)

>>624186

>>624150

>>624144

Contribootin'…


 No.624208

File: 46f0454d06baa35⋯.jpg (118.39 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, downloadfile-35.jpg)

Must be Craburday.

My pussy has crabs all around it.


 No.624217

File: 87b6a373a0b0525⋯.jpg (33.48 KB, 580x306, 290:153, PicsArt_05-26-12.02.27.jpg)


 No.624238

File: 75b6bb400a7b2ca⋯.jpg (77.21 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault-1.jpg)

>>624217

I did not give consent for Craburday either.


 No.624248

File: cb44bc9fa88e0e2⋯.jpg (84.95 KB, 600x600, 1:1, PicsArt_05-26-01.28.19.jpg)

>>624238

>>624217

There is no need for consent, ya crabby pussies.


 No.624293

I love you crab poster. you keep it really.


 No.624302

File: cdf898b2d2f3fce⋯.jpg (116.44 KB, 800x533, 800:533, PicsArt_05-26-03.55.49.jpg)

>>624293

Thankee.

You may be the only one here besides me.


 No.624304

>>618868

>strange new crabs

Pussies of the Deep.


 No.624305

File: 59078d1800b85e8⋯.jpg (14.46 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 2c28f2bf532e881ed11e1ea583….jpg)

>>624302

Nah, I'm here too

And like the other anon said, you're keeping this board worth visiting


 No.624308

File: 64c8eeecaa2ffdc⋯.jpg (43.3 KB, 500x327, 500:327, tmp_22655-PicsArt_05-26-07….jpg)

Red Lobster's new International Delights™ Menu is deliciously different


 No.624309

>>623966

This may actually be the only thread on /n/ that Jimmy Neutron has not posted even once in!

Sure, I may have used his image a couple times trying to draw him out and push some buttons, but he is busy sperging elsewhere about how bad Trump is, how big his 'Jewish' cock is, how much pussy he has had, and how you will all be forever virgins. Too bad, really. I could have used some Craburday help!

Anyone?


 No.624310

File: 1a6b1df41d33ea9⋯.jpg (43.35 KB, 446x288, 223:144, tmp_22655-PicsArt_05-26-07….jpg)

$9.95 All You Can Eat for a Limited Time


 No.624313

File: 7bcf1b730639d51⋯.jpg (150.81 KB, 615x1094, 615:1094, tmp_22655-PicsArt_05-26-07….jpg)

>>624309®


 No.624314

>>624310

>>624308

Aha! There you are, Johnny boy!


 No.624315

File: 5e49306d1e6262d⋯.jpg (21.5 KB, 330x218, 165:109, tmp_26017-PicsArt_05-26-07….jpg)


 No.624316

File: a4938985c657cc8⋯.jpg (52.64 KB, 460x654, 230:327, tmp_26017-PicsArt_05-26-07….jpg)


 No.624317

>>624315

>>624316

Very un-crab related posts

1.2/10 , and that's only for the effort


 No.624318

File: 0466c08f6c76abe⋯.jpg (18.85 KB, 300x300, 1:1, PicsArt_05-26-04.44.11.jpg)

>>619508

Dammit! Still got a lot of work left to do to figure out this app.

It's making me crabby at this point.


 No.624319

File: cbe8183cc95a387⋯.jpg (59.62 KB, 640x512, 5:4, tmp_9166-PicsArt_05-26-07.….jpg)

>>624318

Very un-scat related post

1.2/10 , and that's only for the index finger


 No.624320

I have a way of usually 'bringing it full circle', and I may very well somehow salvage my disaster tonight…. Maybe


 No.624321

File: 28fbbbf892f9256⋯.jpg (158.62 KB, 1135x800, 227:160, PicsArt_05-26-05.09.52.jpg)

>>624319

Whoa now!

>>624317 was not me!


 No.624322

I'm amazed that I've been posting my phone number, challenging people to 'hack' my phone, or harass me, or whatever…..

(478) 324-4NEP

(478) 324-4637

and it appears there are no hackers in 8chan


 No.624323

>>624321

Ooops lol


 No.624324

File: 4ed438372fabd37⋯.jpg (93.89 KB, 1028x681, 1028:681, PicsArt_05-26-05.14.47.jpg)


 No.624325

>>624323

Nah, it was me


 No.624326

>>624322

Already have had your number for awhile.

What do you want me to do?

Fuck with the mentally unstable?


 No.624327


 No.624328

File: 22320605ccf0008⋯.jpg (27.53 KB, 610x365, 122:73, PicsArt_05-26-05.21.07.jpg)


 No.624331

File: 061c69fefda3cd9⋯.png (309.7 KB, 581x313, 581:313, DOIT.png)


 No.624332

I'm contemplating leaving Wendy.

we aren't fighting or anything, and nobody's 'cheating', or any nonsense like that…

I simply wouldn't mind having some alone time, and recently, I've entertained the thought of simply telling her I'd like to break up and spend some time by myself…

We'll see what happens…..


 No.624333

I've never really had that much 'alone time' in my life, anyway. For some reason, I tend to find myself in relationships pretty easily, without even trying. Honestly, I would really enjoy having a little time to enjoy without having somebody attached to me.

I've been toying with the idea in the back of my mind, but this past week or so, I've been entertaining the thought much more seriously.


 No.624334

>>624333

Trips suggest you should stop thinking about your imaginary gf


 No.624335

It's just like everything will be going just fine, and she'll be sitting next to me, and she'll say something or show me something, and while I'm looking at her, in the back of my mind I'll be thinking, "ugh… I'd really just like to be alone right now"…

I love her, sure…. But I can't explain it…

Sometimes I think I'm best at creating the destruction of anything I get my hands on


 No.624336

>>624334

She's not my girlfriend, she's my wife

and sometimes I wish she was imaginary


 No.624337

File: 0a24130e5d06153⋯.jpg (197.54 KB, 1080x1391, 1080:1391, tmp_20345-PicsArt_05-26-09….jpg)

Sorry, but THIS is some fuck shit right here.

WTF @ banging 2D

fucking weirdos

sometimes I really wonder about you guys


 No.624339

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.624343

File: 092ad9517cbab05⋯.png (802.01 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, tmp_26547-Screenshot_20180….png)

are you telling me that ADULT MALES WOULD ACTUALLY BE INTERESTED IN THIS?


 No.624344

File: 49fd17cbb10c136⋯.png (847.65 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, tmp_26547-Screenshot_20180….png)

are you telling me that a fully grown man would look at this and think to himself, "I'm interested in this" ?


 No.624345

File: 8cee1eaae7dd692⋯.png (978.53 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, tmp_26547-Screenshot_20180….png)

are you telling me you'd see THIS and say to yourself, "I think I'd like to invest my time into this" ?

REALLY?!!


 No.624347

You know, If your wife is real I feel very sorry for her.

Have you considered talking to her on occasion ?


 No.624348

File: a5764c68a54d699⋯.png (642.39 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, tmp_26547-Screenshot_20180….png)

Are you telling me an adult male would look at this and say, "hey now, that looks like a good game that I'd like to play" ?

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!!


 No.624350

File: f70b66291c608ca⋯.jpg (214.25 KB, 1080x1173, 360:391, tmp_26547-PicsArt_05-26-09….jpg)

>>624347

here's some demographically targeted advertising you may be interested in…..


 No.624352

>>624348

triggered


 No.624354

>>624332

>>624333

>>624335

>>624336

Meanwhile I feel sorta guilty about not really missing my gf that much.

Just workin' in the garden with my kids.

Wish I could afford some crabs. This thread got me a'hankerin'! May walk a block to the river and go noodlin' for catfish. It's hot, and the water is cold, but the level is also high and swift af. Don't really feel like drowning tonight. Maybe I'll just take a pole. Wish we had mud-bugs here (crawdads).

Meanwhile, a Millenial is screaming at his mommy from the basement for more chicken tendies.

Try Crab Spam instead!


 No.624356

File: 21de5877c37b85b⋯.png (1.43 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, tmp_31066-Screenshot_20180….png)

>>624352

I mean, seriously….

You're not a kid anymore….

You're a BIG BOY NOW !!!

so of course this would appeal to you, right?


 No.624357

File: a2ae05857afbc5e⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, tmp_31066-Screenshot_20180….png)

>>624354

I shall, I shall…..

But first, would someone PLEASE explain this shit to me ?

can someone explain it in a way that doesn't seem creepy and gay as fuck ?

I really want to understand


 No.624358

File: c65518809234c9d⋯.png (875.85 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, tmp_31066-Screenshot_20180….png)

I've tried to understand, but I'm afraid my empathic powers sputter out when I look at THIS BULLSHIT and realize they're targeting adult white males…..

I'm at a loss for words, honestly….

WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE GUYS??!!!


 No.624359

>>624357

Sorry. Not of the right generation to understand it myself. Never been into games of any kind. Ignore the 2D whackers. They just don't know how to deal with real women. not that most women their age are worth a damn anyway nowadays They'd probably rather have their dick pincered by a crab.


 No.624360

File: 5c4a5d02a67cd51⋯.jpg (282.05 KB, 1080x1045, 216:209, tmp_16711-PicsArt_05-26-09….jpg)

>>624359

……and like clockwork, the seasoned old crusty ancient Brings It Full Circle !!!

TADA !!!!!……….


 No.624361

File: 68c809d262ad4ee⋯.jpg (28.52 KB, 480x360, 4:3, PicsArt_05-26-09.54.39.jpg)

Alright, I'm ready

dammit wrong crabs


 No.624362

File: b1919c47d20fb74⋯.jpg (259.35 KB, 1280x869, 1280:869, PicsArt_05-26-10.06.31.jpg)

The Malaysian Hog Crab is very rare, yet still not worth a shit


 No.624371

File: c05d1b9956ce416⋯.gif (850.94 KB, 640x412, 160:103, PicsArt_05-26-10.33.26.gif)


 No.624382

>>624371

>getting this triggered by crabs


 No.624387

File: baf665a45d600d6⋯.webm (1.65 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 720_24_3.78_May262018_03.webm)


 No.624388

>>624382

You should trigger my nuts with your diminutive little chin again, Sassypants


 No.624389

>>624388

You really are an extremely boring person


 No.624391

>>624389

I agree…….

Next ?…………

(you've got to do a LOT better than that, Sassypants)


 No.624393

…….and yes, I'll teach you how I animated the claws, eyes & tongue….

e v e n t u a l l y

……..maybe……..


 No.624394

HOW I ANIMATED THE JIMBO CRAB

Very Well, That's How

……….all on my phone


 No.624506

This >>624359 was my last post ITT.

I see you got crabbier though JN.

I'll be pretty busy today, but I'll see if I can't work in some banter or something later on. In the meantime try to enjoy yourself. As for needing to be alone, it's not all it's cracked up to be. It can sometimes harden your exoskeleton to the point of separation from the meat of matter. Of course, other times it can save a crab from a world full of predators. I guess I'll scuttle off to work now. You might benefit from practicing meditation. It's a good way to be alone for awhile. It can also ease the ills of the ego, quiet the hubbub of the mind and soften one's anger. I don't know what I'd do without it. I live with 2 women and it will be years more before I can truly be alone when they are grown up enough to scuttle on out from under this rock and live on their own. My last stint of being 'alone' was more than 20 years ago, and I don't seem to recall me doing that well at it. Good luck and don't take your frustrations in life out on Wendy. She probably doesnt deserve it, and besides, you already have a place to take out your frustrations, anger and hatred. Most anons are used to you sperging out in here already, so do what you gotta do. Above all,

ENJOY!


 No.624514

>>624361

Are those pubic lice?


 No.624515

>>624514

ASS LICE


 No.624517

everyone in this thread has crabs, im outta here


 No.624520

Sexy, small, beautiful and powerful crab living under harsh conditions. I will name it the loli crab.


 No.624526

>>624394

here is some attention

you're a faggot


 No.624530

File: e737c47a05dabe7⋯.jpg (268.49 KB, 1847x828, 1847:828, 6b42b097e8eb1a391d1c14f97c….jpg)

>>624359

>2D whackers


 No.624587

Geez! The

>Latest Headlines

Suck so bad today that I would rather shitpost in a crab thread; so BUMPERINO!

Crustacean Power!


 No.624588

File: a118353e26cfe13⋯.jpg (52.08 KB, 474x474, 1:1, PicsArt_05-27-02.10.01.jpg)

Crab lips.


 No.624601

File: b3f7c58d6cc588f⋯.png (130.75 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 20180527_131541.png)

>>624506

feel free to use it


 No.624603

File: c6193b0750db9b2⋯.jpg (423.77 KB, 1868x2803, 1868:2803, PicsArt_05-27-12.10.24.jpg)


 No.624604

File: 3d25d7b133e65b0⋯.jpg (326.25 KB, 1868x2803, 1868:2803, PicsArt_05-27-12.38.55.jpg)


 No.624605

File: b6f379ccaf4e01b⋯.jpg (79.94 KB, 474x474, 1:1, PicsArt_05-27-06.13.22.jpg)


 No.624608

Here we go again!

Still pretty busy, but will work on creating more crabposting time today…


 No.624612

>>624608

Are you at a Crabposters Anonymous meeting?


 No.624619

wtf is going on in here?


 No.624624

File: 5b2430c53e6378d⋯.jpg (51.66 KB, 477x345, 159:115, PicsArt_05-27-05.14.38.jpg)

>>624619

>wtf is going on in here?

This thread has it all. Crabs, Caturday,

excuse me, "Craburday", poo-in-the-loo, mentions propane, but has not yet gotten all Hank Hill or Sponge Bob up in here. We'll have to fix that now.


 No.624643

Indeed, this thread does have it all. It's the most stupendously erudite marvel of magnificence to ever grace my eyes and soothe my savage mind. I thought I knew happiness, and then I stumbled into this thread, only to realize I knew nothing. My life has become complete, and now I have everything I will ever need.


 No.624647

File: 3498fa236d8cef0⋯.jpg (136.43 KB, 1203x887, 1203:887, PicsArt_05-27-09.21.45.jpg)


 No.624648

lmmfao@wtf is going on in here


 No.624649

>>624605

>boomer thinks his modern art is good because it's unique


 No.624655

File: a8f055e51958223⋯.jpg (30.4 KB, 400x569, 400:569, 33074647_1791797537569911_….jpg)

>>624649

>everyone I don't like is a boomer


 No.624659

>>624643

Truly the best post ITT; and I speak as the man who has made, by far, the most posts in this thread, just to keep the crabs alive – as they are much tastier when boiled alive!

I even made this one >>624619

>wtf is going on in here?

just to be bumping a dead crab thread in hopes of livening it up a bit around here.

Now that I have made my admissions I will claw my way back out of here for a few before returning in hopes that this bread is still covered with a thick helping of crab spread. Good job, anons. Crab news is most important news.


 No.624660

File: 4c3995b8508e117⋯.jpg (1017.01 KB, 1440x1920, 3:4, Park_Crab_Here.jpg)

Down at the park. Saw this lonely toy sitting all by himself. Is he rare enough to share here?


 No.624662

File: 3de024c9bbad9d1⋯.jpg (20.27 KB, 500x286, 250:143, 1516292708265.jpg)

What the fuck is going on here?


 No.624689

File: 0385eab69f28fb6⋯.jpg (155.7 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, PicsArt_05-28-01.05.14.jpg)


 No.624975

>>624689

Lel!

Excellent job!

I guess this is a test to see if this thread is bumplocked.

Sorry, Ron.

No hate.


 No.626058

File: a590d825594b3c3⋯.jpg (808.89 KB, 4752x2532, 396:211, page3-img3_large.jpg)

I like crabs.

I love crabposting.

This site will be down for Craburday, so CrabFryday, anyone?


 No.626062

File: e3e94cd0f493db0⋯.jpg (684.78 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, Stir-Fry-Crabs-with-XO-Sau….jpg)


 No.626064

File: 6148261a0fc7ed9⋯.jpg (269.92 KB, 1037x778, 1037:778, crab-claws.jpg)

I prefer them deep-fat-fried meself.


 No.626070

File: c59e49ce4ee05bf⋯.jpg (220.89 KB, 700x1800, 7:18, PicsArt_06-01-11.00.46.jpg)

Dis Gun B Gud!


 No.626078

File: 8f4318e035c2c7a⋯.jpg (1.22 MB, 2813x1863, 2813:1863, PicsArt_06-01-11.28.55.jpg)

Balls!

CrabFryday is a thang nao?

Santy Claws is real too?


 No.626082

Oh shit!

I forgot all about CrabFryday!


 No.626132

WTFryday?


 No.626138

File: 2a9c424eb8bb249⋯.jpg (287.16 KB, 1024x575, 1024:575, downloadfile-39.jpg)

Thank Goddess it's Fryday!


 No.626141

File: 9ad4222c0339bf0⋯.jpg (57.53 KB, 655x368, 655:368, PicsArt_06-01-01.36.54.jpg)


 No.626155

>>626078

I disagree with you


 No.626158

>>626155

>I disagree with you

How so?

Panty Santa, is that you?


 No.626172

File: 470f72f3f9a085f⋯.jpg (52.97 KB, 800x532, 200:133, downloadfile-45.jpg)


 No.627223

>>626158

>he has petnames for what he thinks are all the same person

>on an anon board


 No.627346

heartening news!


 No.627357

>>619625

>tfw shellfish allergy

At least there's always spider girls


 No.627358

>>627357

patrician taste tbh


 No.627514

File: a745fdac1c24819⋯.jpg (128.16 KB, 1512x1012, 378:253, a745fdac1c24819a8aa3ffa172….jpg)

>>627223

>not knowing who Panty Santa is.


 No.627520

Kill yourself.




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