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File: 59756b291ad7b85⋯.jpg (52.99 KB, 696x366, 116:61, officer-shoots-officer-dog….jpg)

 No.724187

Officer Lane Butler is currently in critical condition in an Indiana hospital because one of her fellow officers tried to kill a dog and shot her instead.

According to police, officers were responding to a complaint of criminal mischief Tuesday morning when the shooting happened. Police were at a woman’s apartment to see if a person wanted on a warrant was inside. Police noted that the woman was cooperative and let officers search her home.

Before the officers entered the home, the woman warned them that her large dog was inside and in a cage. Butler and two other officers then entered the home and began searching it. As they searched the home, however, the dog reportedly escaped from the cage and the officers then fled the residence.

As the officers fled, one of them felt it necessary to pull out their pistol and fire at the dog. Instead of shooting the dog, however, the officer shot Butler in the back. Butler was wearing a bulletproof vest, but the round went in just above the protected area in her upper back.

https://thefreethoughtproject.com/cop-shoots-fellow-cop-dog/

 No.724192

PROBABLY THIS COPS ONLY CHANCE TO EVER SHOOT HIS GUN


 No.724198

Why don't cops carry a piece of steak with them? I've yet to see a vicious dog that isn't 100% distracted by the sight sirloin.


 No.724200

LOL fucking idiots


 No.724226

>>724187

Woman in ZOG's uniform playing a man's role instead of being at home taking care of her children.

Man also in ZOG's uniform was afraid of a dog and tried to murder it.

What couldn't go Wrong?


 No.724245

And these are the pawns the govt expects to use for civil disarmament?

BRING IT ON!!!!!


 No.724255

anti-slide


 No.724474

>>724187

It's the big problem you can have with insufficient firearms training and practice. Guns end up being the biggest danger. That's why anyone willing to carry a gun would have to keep a sufficient skill together with physical and mental capacities . It include both cops and gun owners . All others need to use guns at a secure firing range only.

I wonder how many pol style lunatics are unworthy of having a gun.


 No.724477

>>724474

Shall not be infringed

Communist


 No.724483

She was dog ugly (and a mutt by the looks of it) though, I can understand what happened when someone gave the order to shoot that dog

>>724245

>tfw shitnado descends on us and you not only get to keep your funs, but the gov'ment sends you a complimentary fuckslave to enjoy as you watch civilization collapse


 No.724489

>dog runs up to cops thinking it's just a game and wants to lick the cops

<KILL THE BEAST

<cop pulls an Imperial Stormtrooper and shoots his own teammate

WOMAN DOWN WOMAN DOWN REPEAT WOMAN DOWN Mission Failed


 No.724563

File: 1405c56f00205eb⋯.png (395.48 KB, 800x1254, 400:627, 20181121_233757.png)

>>724474

>pol style lunatics

If you say so…


 No.724569

>>724474

>All others need to use guns at a secure firing range only.

Yeah that aint happening bitch.


 No.724580

So he got the wrong dog instead huh


 No.724589

good

hope he dies


 No.724609

>Americans


 No.724616

>>724198

>the sight sirloin


 No.724622

lol


 No.724638

>>724198

tactical antifreeze hotdog


 No.724641

Why are cops allowed to carry these again?


 No.724644

Why are cops even allowed on the streets?

Wouldn't be the militia cheaper and more efficient?


 No.724659

>>724226

<only men should have the privilege of being ZOGs


 No.724668

>>724659

>have the privilege

You shouldn't call "privilege" a job meant to brutalize and murder my neighbors and to oppress and facilitate the genocide my race.

To belong to the government's gang at this time is disgraceful and in the future very likely suicidal.


 No.724671

File: 3884e9aa68bcae1⋯.gif (2.9 MB, 290x189, 290:189, 1356951308044.gif)


 No.724679

>>724668

What race would that happen to be?


 No.724683

>>724679

Every race. The jew won't stop until every race besides their own is gone. Well the actual jewish people are gone too, they are all LARPers to be honest.


 No.724695

>>724474

/trannypol/

time for your aids medication, faggot


 No.724740

>>724198

I was a courier for awhile and saw all sorts of protective dogs including pit bulls. Not once did I feel the need to shoot any of them. I might understand if they're in a firefight and a dog comes running at them, but in most cases these cops are just trigger happy pussies.


 No.724754

File: ebb63ddefc16900⋯.jpg (73.46 KB, 577x608, 577:608, 15471614168760.jpg)

>>724474

>pol style lunatics

>+1


 No.724757

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh that's hilarious


 No.724759

>>724245

>>724245

G-give up your guns GOY! What, are you afraid or something? S-stop clinging to those little guns, you can't possibly h-hope to win against the mightiest government in world history… Ha-ahhah….. please?


 No.724821

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Judging by her picture, I think it's safe to say the dog still got shot.


 No.724823

>no info on the other cop, either race or gender

>no info on the dog species

>pupper still gets taken into animal control despite not actually attacking cops

What a fucking shitshow.


 No.725365

>>724823

I know where you are coming from. I was just as desperate out of inceldom. Heck, I even considered having sex with a dog cadaver that died outside my window but sadly the janitor threw it away before I could go out and get it at night.

Anyway get a female dog that is at heat. They become sexually mature after 8-18 months depending on the breed. Before her first heat, I would recommend a minimum of sexual activity. You will notice that the entrance to her vagina is a 'Y' shape. The tail of the 'Y' points toward her front, and that is where her clitoris is. The lips are coated with a fine velvety fur. Don't stimulate her clit yet. Once her heat starts lock her up and don't let her get away so she isn't mated by other dogs. Comfort her and be a friend to her. During the early stages of her first heat, the dogs may become depressed, or even frightened by the sudden changes in her. After the first bleeding stops, her vagina entrance will have enlarged quite significantly. She may actively invite you to sex by turning her rump toward you, and flicking her tail aside every time you catch her eye. In other words, she is now horny, and it is up to you to relieve her.

Get naked. All the better to use you whole body in the act. Work with her as though she were human. That is, spend time caressing her, hugging her. Play with her nipples, which will have become larger and more sensitive with her heat. Arouse her as much as you can. When she is really turned on, her vagina will be well lubricated, and she will almost be begging you to make her cum. The best way to do this is to use one or two fingers. If you are a male, do NOT try inserting your dick into her unless she is one of the Giant Breeds, (or you have an exceptionally small dick). If you hurt her, she may become frightened of you, and will not enjoy the sex.

Move around behind her and insert one finger gently into her, slowly. If she isn't wet enough, use saliva or KY jelly. Don't use mineral oils or anything that isn't used for human sex. As your knuckle brushes past her clitoris, it is likely she will sharply hump her hips downward. This is normal. Slowly withdraw your finger, and repeat. She should start humping up and down on your finger quite strongly. Keep in time to her movements, pushing up as she humps down. Use your other hand to caress her nipples and stomach. She will cum fairly quickly and easily. You can tell when she is, as you will feel her vaginal muscles squeezing on your finger and she will start convulsively licking her lips. Try to sustain her pleasure for as long as you can; play with her clitoris. Generally treat her as you would a lover.

If your dog is one of the Giant breeds, and you are male, by all means screw her. Highly recommended in fact. She will hump your dick as readily as she will hump your finger. Crouch behind her (or have her stand on a slightly raised platform) and guide your dick into her with one hand. Her tail will probably get in the way, so you will probably have to drape it over one of your legs. Use your other hand on her hip to steady yourself. When you have your dick firmly in her, you can grasp her hips with both hands and thrust into her. Savor that warm tight pussy. I advise to bring her to orgasm by hand first, and then screw her afterwards, otherwise they tend to hump on your dick, and you will often fall out of her. Feel free to cum inside her. You will enjoy it immensely, and it is impossible to get her pregnant on human semen.

Don't feel constrained to wait for her next season for sex. Between heats, she will still be receptive to sex, but you may find she is a bit tighter. You will probably have difficulty inserting your penis fully into her. Don't force it; you don't ever want to hurt her, betraying her trust in you. Dogs aren't built for missionary style. If you try that be prepared for frustration. It is hard from what I heard to enter them from that angle.


 No.725393

>>724187

ha ha pussy ass cops afraid of mans best friend.


 No.725403

>>725365

Kill yourself.


 No.725408

I guess he thought she was a bitch


 No.725414

>>725408

haven't seen a carlos inawhile. not bad


 No.725416

File: 0e2ffa843e38545⋯.jpg (151.28 KB, 966x767, 966:767, 0e2ffa843e38545c4749a855d8….jpg)

>>725414

Beaner was deported for making bad jokes.


 No.725421

File: 18649321e57bb64⋯.jpg (68.62 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 18649321e57bb649747a404026….jpg)

>>724187

>Police have yet to identify the officer who shot Butler and have noted that there is currently an investigation underway.

>no record of who was partnered with who on any particular day

I call horseshit.


 No.725424

File: e213dc85bb7d6e0⋯.jpg (45.02 KB, 535x528, 535:528, e213dc85bb7d6e0d76b7660111….jpg)

Everything about this story is top tier humor. It's like it was prepared by a world-class chef with special care taken at every level to make it as funny as possible. All it's missing is a fucking garnish.


 No.725447

>>724474

Def the faggot with the tiny cartoon nazi horses


 No.725448

File: 7e306e911c5d236⋯.jpg (223.98 KB, 641x1078, 641:1078, 71853-1masterrace.jpg)


 No.725481

>>724198

Nice to meet you bugs


 No.725501

>>724477

>Shall not be infringed

You'd end up with people which are far more dangerous to everyone including themselves than for their enemies; insecurely handling guns and being unable to shoot intended target reliably enough may get bullets ending in the wrong place without talking about psychotic events

>Communist

It's not really an insult for me, I've already been called bolchevik.

>>724563

>>725447

>>724695

>>724754

>>725447

With pol syle lunatic I was specifically talking about these fearful gun stockpiling guys who try to compensate theirs lack of percevied masculinity and their fear with guns. Their fear make them trigger happy while they may lack skill, physical and mental abilities for such a weapon, or suffer of psychological issues wich may end up in mass shooting .

Surely those answering are angry of having reconized themselves


 No.725514

File: 7c55e80bcbda066⋯.png (269.13 KB, 442x404, 221:202, 1543596804736.png)


 No.725520

>>725416

That's ICE cold


 No.725523

>>725365

This is pretty gud pasta


 No.725524

>>724187

the real issue is that cop training manuals actually tell cops to kill all dogs.


 No.725573

File: 6a385abe4c19344⋯.png (389.1 KB, 680x719, 680:719, 321.png)

>>725524

this cant be real


 No.727423

again?


 No.727464

>>724187

What's the projected income of siphoning an obviously open sourced liveleak for a delusional exclusive with secondary reporting to you as reactionaries?


 No.727486

>>725393

says the dog-killing gator bait criminal wannabe


 No.727496

>>724198

Piss is more reliable. Wolf, or a bitch in heat for male dogs. Both distract much better than food.


 No.727508

>>725424

are you the effeminate /n/ board mod?

ilikefemboysanuses@protonmail.com


 No.727523

>>727508

Nope. You seem to be lost, here: >>>/faggot/


 No.727532

It was an accident, watch the body cams and you'll see that it is impossible for the officer who shot to b aiming at the dog since Butler was the first one out the door.

https://fox59.com/2019/01/15/lafayette-police-officer-shot-by-fellow-cop-while-serving-warrant-released-from-hospital/


 No.728595

don't think we will just forget this ever happened.




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