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 No.734564

An Indiana woman who suspected a "porch pirate" was taking packages from her porch reviewed security footage and discovered the culprit was actually a "pooch pirate."

The Danville woman said the packages would go missing from her porch, but would later be found damaged in her yard.

The woman reviewed security camera from the most recent incident late last week and identified the suspect: her neighbor's dog.

The "pooch pirate" was taking the packages off her porch to chew in the yard.

The woman said the boxes were damaged by the dog, but their contents were intact.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/12/12/Indiana-package-thief-turns-out-to-be-neighbors-dog/8881544639538/

 No.734565

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coons in our hood taking stuff

get even shittier skinned


 No.734625

>>734567

probably gets food occasionally in the package


 No.734626

>>734569

I have bowel problems too and have done some urban guerilla shitting

Amazon cunts fired her

she shoulda shit in the van


 No.734627

>>734571

WTF!

That was me, doing my urban guerilla shitting!!


 No.734646

>>734564

That is fake ass fuck. A golden retriever is about the last dog breed who goes out on his own doing mischief. And certainly not multiply times at the same place. Also who let's his retriever run free in the neighborhood? This whole thing is staged with a packet full of dog food and the owner giving the commands. Fuck you e-celeb cancer, blaming a dog for your inability the whore yourself out for e-money.


 No.734649


 No.734657

>>734646

>blaming a dog

I don't think anyone is mad at the dog, you autist


 No.737894

>pooch pirate

That's my fetish.


 No.737934

>>734646

>fake ass fuck

>And certainly not multiply times

>Also who let's his retriever run free

>inability the whore yourself out

>I'm can't not speak English much good


 No.740410

what


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 No.741396

>The Danville woman said the packages would go missing from her porch, but would later be found damaged in her yard

>The packages would be found with valuable contents intact but the cardboard chewed up and covered with dog hair and dog saliva

>Oh, fuck, it must be a human doing this!

She's either the world's stupidest cunt or this is fake. I'm going for the latter because of the other points anon has raised in this thread.


 No.743037

>>734657

I'm mad at the dog. Please don't invalidate my feelings.




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