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It is believed crazy ants were first introduced to the island in the early 20th century by a visiting ship.

But their rapid explosion into destructive supercolonies 30 years ago — for reasons scientists do not fully understand — triggered a decline in red crabs.

Crabs wandering through a supercolony of ants during the migration are quickly overwhelmed by the sheer numbers of the insects.

Their deaths are unpleasant: first the ants spray acid into the crabs' eyes to blind them, and then into their joints to immobilise them.

Authorities feared that without intervention, the crabs would face extinction in the wild, a fate already shared by other island species like the blue-tailed skink.



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no one cares about crabs or propane or your stupid propaganda.



don't feel bad though, after newsplus sold out they only had 1 visitor the other day, kek!


We should buy Raid and go there to defend the crabs ourselves like nature-mercenaries.






needs more poo news



Please explain sir. I for one will bee interested in this nature themed development.



I thought it was bad for us crabs when the uncles invaded..

These ants though..

Exoskeletons aside, we're not too fond of 'em around here!



Crabs will save Christmas.



>no one cares about crabs or propane or your stupid propaganda

No one cares about your apathy either.



Yeah. Solving one invasive species problem by introducing another invasive species has never proved to be a problem before!


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Food for thought..

Are Cane Toads Yummy?


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>Are Cane Toads Yummy?


Here's a few facts about

The Cane Toad:

>Sometimes invasive species are introduced into regions as a form of biological pest control. Sometimes these non-native species actually do a pretty good job of handling the initial pest problem. And sometimes they do such a good job that they become an enormous pest problem themselves. The cane toad is often cited as the perfect example of an introduced species gone horribly wrong. The cane toad is native to South and Central America, but when its introduction to regions of Hawaii, the Caribbean, and the Philippines to fight pests in sugarcane fields yielded impressive results, it was quickly imported to various other regions worldwide.

>Unfortunately, cane toads have a nasty habit of not just eating crop pests and insects, but also just about any terrestrial animal that they can fit their grotesquely huge mouths around — which is saying something, given that they can grow to over 30 cm in length. They also secrete toxins capable of killing just about any animal they come in contact with (humans have died after ingesting their eggs), meaning that they tend to be seriously lacking in the natural predator department


So No, Cane Toads Are NOT Yummy.


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It's an ant thread.


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Bee serious. It's a wasp thread.


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There's supposedly still freeze peach 'round here!



Someone over here >>>/n/740016 said this was a better thread.

I disagree.


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He's not wrong though.


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Crabs are fairly cheeky characters.




They swallowed the ants that ate the crabs, but I don't know why they're under the eye, perhaps they'll die!


Poor crabs :'(


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>under the eye

WTF are you even getting on about?


I remember as a kid watching documentaries about the Christmas island crabs and how cool and bizarre the whole thing looked, Nice to see that we as humans are actually attempting to un fuck the mess we made.




Hadn't you heard?

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Usually, the more people try to 'help' (or 'unfuck' things) the more fucked up everything gets.


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i hate crazy aunts

Mildred Neptune is a BITCH


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there once was a time when Mildred was tiny


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Killcen is always talking about how often he masturbates to Darci Lynne the ventriloquist girl…

So I finally looked her up and it turns out she's only 14 years old. Weird as shit


Killcen ?…………..




im afraid i really have no choice

i guess im gonna have to report killcen for cp


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……if THIS is what Killcen jacks his junk to…….

im pretty sure the federal authorities

will find cp on his computer…………..



I'm pretty sure your the only faggot pedo here.


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you SICK FUCK, you


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whats REALLY creepy ?…..

your 14 year old 'crush' as a Crazy Aunt' Puppet




Why is it YOU have all those pics of kids you are posting then, faggot?


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id bet you wish you were a tiny wasp, and tap her with your tiny stinger, huh?



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I should've known… never trust a christian…





I reported you globally for threatening to post CP. Good night.


oooops… I misspelled



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does your daughter know you're

into the ventriloquist thing ?

Im extremely disturbed by this latest discovery


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I mean… Ive seen some really, REALLY weird stuff

………………………….but THIS ?

dude, that's FUCKED UP !!!


what's going on itt?


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Killcen and Julian Assange have something in common



Number One: you're full of shit

Number Two: Killcen is a good man

Number Three: he is NOT a pedophile

Number Four: you're taking this too far and this is not what Jim is paying you to do.

…….. also I don't appreciate you trying to copy my style and play mind games with him because he's actually a friend of mine believe it or not….

We were chosen to disrupt and slide

what you're doing is uncool



keep it up, and ill tell Ron to have

Jim fire your ass, fuckface


killcen, this is EGG ZACK LEE

why I've been thinking about

quitting this gig and just going

back to 4chan……………………..

Jim's agenda is NOT my agenda

and i am starting to dislike Jim


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you're fucked now, Sassypants


Why the hell do you nogs love crabs so much? They aren't that big of a deal. They are delicious but those are dead crabs.


Between Killcen and Johnny, it's difficult to find any REAL News like this around. If they would both stop doing so much meth we could have a REAL discussion about the plight of the Christmas Island red crabs, and what we, as a human species, are going to do about our meddling. How can we meddle more? How can we keep Killcen & Johnny from mething, meddling and diddling?



>Tiny wasps

Just how tiny are they?

How big are the ants?

The crabs?

It's all so relative.

Maybe the perspective assumed in >>740523 is all wrong.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Measurements please!



>How can we keep Killcen & Johnny from mething, meddling and diddling

Arrange a real life meet up and they can have deranged meth addled muddled diddling and then cuddle.

Then hopefully kill each other, or at least one of them.



The Johnny Neptune Consortium (which includes Killcen) was hired by Jim to be kind of like the ant-killing wasps around here, in order to save the crab threads.

So, yeah. That makes (You), the userbase, the ant-problem.



Jim has a soft spot in his shell for crabs?



>in order to save the crab threads.

Nobody likes crab threads, only that fucking crab thread autist who is upset he can't make crab threads on newsplus.


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Enhancing Christmas crab thread


There is a part two.

I recommend the entire thing. Jesus and Goku ssj4 at 13:30. Go.


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It's time. 777 likes.


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Oh yea


If this is AI the thread will die.


Gecko eat insects/ants. I have provided my yard’s gecko population a favorable living condition and the ants disappear as they are working/organizing (moving to and from their ant hills). The junior gecko eat the ants while the adults consume the large troublesome insects (beetles aka cockroaches) in the yard of this Florida rental home.



>If this is AI the thread will die.

Whelp! I guess that answers that question!



Has the problem been solved yet?

I didn't think so.

I guess we'll have to keep this before the public's attention.

How to go about that?

I guess we all should do our part.

I can't do much, but I can bump a crab thread!

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