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File: 6fc08942e97ed29⋯.jpg (74.69 KB, 1862x1048, 931:524, Duane-Arden-Johnson.jpg)

 No.754891

https://www.foxnews.com/us/minnesota-man-who-held-drug-fueled-death-party-for-ailing-wife-charged-with-murder

"A Minnesota man who was arrested earlier this year after his ailing wife was found dead in their home has been charged with murder in her death after an autopsy found she died from a methamphetamine overdose.

Duane Johnson, 58, is facing a third-degree murder charge in the January death of his wife, Debra Lynn Johnson, 69, at their home in Searles.

According to police, Johnson called police on Jan. 24, to report his wife had died.

Responding officers found Johnson standing by the front door naked and yelling that his wife was dead upstairs. He later told investigators he was fulling a promise to his wife that he would not let her die in a nursing home."

 No.754910

He did the right thing by honoring her request. Gave her a hell of a send off, she probably died high and happy. Also, his mug shot is a gift tot he meme world. Pay some respects.

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 No.754914

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 No.755041

File: 4ab057c21aba80d⋯.jpg (4.24 KB, 300x168, 25:14, index.jpg)

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 No.755052

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 No.755092

>>754910

mug shot 58 yr old

meth fucks you up


 No.755242

File: f44bd34f9d8b6ad⋯.jpg (405.79 KB, 2558x1440, 1279:720, PicsArt_03-15-09.45.52.jpg)

>>754891

REAL News.


 No.755328

File: 33324fd08ba026d⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 4.91 MB, 383x360, 383:360, 20190315_120427.gif)


 No.755338

>>754891

>hfw single and highly eligible

Plus he's obviously got the hook-up.


 No.755339

>>755242

BUT WAS IT WORTH IT?!

WE NEED TO KNOW IF IT WAS WORTH IT.


 No.755364

File: 192f1bee302a7bb⋯.jpg (170.18 KB, 1810x1122, 905:561, 192f1bee302a7bb5d9ab52e77e….jpg)

>>754891

>Duane Johnson


 No.755366

File: 49159c330ff37f3⋯.jpg (161.19 KB, 1513x1500, 1513:1500, 49159c330ff37f3b5e32fc1903….jpg)


 No.755370

File: 8f2d05ac2ce7736⋯.jpg (103.97 KB, 1707x960, 569:320, 8f2d05ac2ce7736f2e916ddbbc….jpg)


 No.755372

File: b6b6ae28a5276c9⋯.jpg (124.59 KB, 1862x1048, 931:524, b6b6ae28a5276c9b88ef1b272f….jpg)


 No.755401

F

This man has my damn respect.


 No.755533

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

remember to do drugs kids!


 No.755611

File: 355bef34491e95e⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Bugs_Poses.png)


 No.755612

File: bb2f909d850dbdb⋯.jpg (137.55 KB, 575x323, 575:323, bunny-jail.jpg)


 No.755613

File: c19f1402f660531⋯.jpg (223.24 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Jailbird-and-Jailbunny.jpg)


 No.755618

>>754891

God bless you, Duane Johnson Other men your age need to follow your example. Now without further ado:

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 No.755665

>>754891

The face of a man who cannot possibly be induced to give a single solitary damn.


 No.755672

>>754910

I guess you could say he loved her so much that he set her free, so to speak


 No.756771

Good to see Johnny Neptune in the news.

Nice work zach


 No.757263

File: 106ff21cdd2e07f⋯.png (3.74 MB, 2048x1152, 16:9, Duane.Neptune.Johnson.png)

>>756771

Like Duane Johnson, when I do meth I start out playing with the cats and dressing up like an Egyptian, but always end up naked on the front porch yelling about dead bats in my attic.


 No.757321

File: 2149815832985e1⋯.jpg (124.65 KB, 660x660, 1:1, gotta smoke them methamphe….jpg)

>>755339

He fulfilled his promise to his wife, got to party with her in a way the 60s couldn't comprehend, and let her die by wait of chemical overdose. Look at his face, it didn't even need a smile shooping. Of course it was worth it.


 No.758085

>>754891

Was

>drug-fueled ‘death party’

the "official cause of death?


 No.758091

>>757321

Is this meme come true?


 No.758099

>>755364

>Meth turns an FtM into an actual biological man (albeit geriatric)?

Nope.

And yes "the rock" is female, testosterone can make a woman as muscular as she wants, but it can't change the bones.


 No.758101

>>758099

I thought the rest of the thread was funny, but your post was downright hilarious! Do you do stand-up?

Oh wait. You're serious. Huh!


 No.758201

>>758101

You were unaware that everyone who is anyone in the entertainment industry was gender reassigned? I thought this was common knowledge!

Johnny Neptune says Elvis and Michael Jackson were both born female, and that Elvis first diddled little Michael during one of Duane Johnson's drug-fueled death parties.


 No.758218

File: 390b4ae42444305⋯.jpg (77.94 KB, 608x767, 608:767, 71d7499ecc1eb818d1f26cd286….jpg)


 No.758229

File: c21ecbbbc111073⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 9.35 MB, 360x481, 360:481, 20190320_084852.gif)

>>758201

Johnny Neptune was just trying to deflect from his own donut-diddling drug-fueled death parties.


 No.758327

File: 031a7cef94a10c4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 282.58 KB, 2161x1440, 2161:1440, Andy.Likes.Donuts.jpg)

>>758229

Yeah, I heard he likes donuts too.

I heard he's the kind of faggot who likes to snort the glaze off of donuts when he's high on meth


 No.758334

>>754891

Looks like johnny neptune


 No.758343

F


 No.758344

Good for him!


 No.758488

File: 9b6c2da8d012a51⋯.jpg (166.28 KB, 650x975, 2:3, faa4a4c4f88d45c632241a5dc2….jpg)

>MInnesota

>January

>Meth

Why am I not surprised?


 No.758497

>>758488

It is cold af out there, anon!

But that is no reason to do meth!


 No.758502

>>758099

Steroids also literally turn their users into fucking trannies


 No.758518

Wtf happened toToby McGuire?!


 No.758642

>>758327

JN snorted cum off my black cock in the big house

Then I gave him the real stuff


 No.759323

Hey am I allowed to have normal sex yet or is that too perverted? I'm looking at this meth fag and wondering what the point of your targeting system is

—SUPERMAN


 No.759324

I mean he's already a public figure and you stupid shits are obviously watching him put meth up his ass and getting fucked for 12 hours doing god knows what.

The fuck




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