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A large, flightless bird killed its owner when he refused to share his cigarette after they had sex, authorities in Florida have said.

The Alachua County Fire Rescue Department said a cassowary killed the man on his property near Gainesville, apparently using its long claws.

The victim, 75-year-old Marvin Hajos, was breeding the birds, which are native to Australia and New Guinea.

The cassowary can slice open any predator or potential threat with a single swift kick



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>after sex


looks like a turkey


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I can attest to the fact that those are some evil hard motherfuckers.

Just look at him.


Got what he deserved


What a great time to be alive.



>believing a shitpost title

I hope you get what you deserve. ;)



Crikey, mate, maybe we should get a dozen of em to fight those fackin emus


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>own murderbirds

>get murdered

Anyone who is surprised or shocked doesn't know what a cassowary is.




Apparently not if this scrawny loser managed to get killed by a bird lmao



This. A Cassowary is basically just a modern Velocirapter, if you're going to keep undomesticated predators as pets then you have nobody to blame but yourself when it eats you.


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puusy bird

my semiauto shot gun would give me a big thanks giving dinner


Emu Wars 2 Cassowary Juggaloo



So- a Mex was having sex with a giant bird? No surprise. But was he an ILLEGAL also?



>believing a shitpost title

Not him, but I dunno, anon.

The article says:

>the victim, 75-year-old Marvin Hajos, was breeding the birds



world's deadliest bird is the chicken

More people are injured or die from salmonella than this thing



My peepee fits better in cassowary.



i good slap to the head, and if it were deranged to attack a 2nd, it deserves to go the way of the dodo


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dude totally, just like with any large cat, like just punch them in the head, they dont have fists they dont even know how they work.ppl are too afraid and hold this things on a stage like some mma fighter, like john cena will fucking destory a stupid fucking bird before he even got near him. john cena would # a gorilla it wouldnt even blink, no contest.

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