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A Tennessee town was stricken with panic after residents reported seeing a man dressed in a clown suit handing out candy at various businesses, according to police.

The Clarksville Police Department posted a message to residents regarding the clown sightings Thursday.

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“The great clown mystery has been solved,” the Facebook post began.

According to the post, an old man dressed in a clown costume sparked fear in the community Thursday morning when he was spotted handing out candy to children.

Police were notified of the man's activities by a school resource officer after a couple of 5th graders alerted administrators that a man dressed as a clown had offered them candy on their way to school, according to a report from local news site Clarksvillenow.com.

Officers were able to locate the man shortly thereafter and discovered that he was celebrating his birthday the way he does each year — by dressing up as a clown and handing out candy to kids he doesn't know for a sit on his lap.

Officers followed up at locations where the man said he had visited earlier in the morning and verified his actions and whereabouts with business owners, who told police the man was very nice and is known to give out candy for any child who will sit on his lap.

Police determined that the man did not mean any harm other than the lap sitting and had no intentions of scaring people. “EVERYONE CAN NOW BREATHE!!!!” the Facebook post said.



i would sit on pennywises' lap any time

the demon can literaly eat my penis with those fangss

Does he like only adult genitalia to munch?


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klowns have an unjust bad rep


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i agree


clowns are sexy


Killer Kikes From Outer Space



people's predictable propensity for preoccupation with clowns is BORING.

mindless trendfollowers

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