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2e8bba No.5662

Okay guys, our first municipality needs a name. Whether we have one farming community centered around one city center or a bunch of small villages, or something else entirely, our primary central district/administrative hub/ whatever, needs a name.

Here are some suggestions:

>Neuehoffnung Stadt (noin hoffung stad)

Literally "Newhope city" in German

A little lengthy, but I think it
sounds nice and represents what we stand for.

>Verwalten (fear vault ten)

"Administrate" in German.

A tad bland, but short and it rolls off the tongue better than Neunehoffung Stadt.

Please don't shitpost "Le Hitler Town XD" because we need something the Namibian gov't will see and think "Cool, those guys aren't a bunch of edgy Neo-Nazis and just want a place to call home and be productive and happy. Let's not plow them down with our military."

Suggestions?

556f98 No.5666

>>5662

K K K Fine
Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist nigger's heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon man's been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us

Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, screw us.
Yeah, KKK, nigger babies i don't give a fuck
stick it up the butt

Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain't saying nothing
My cock nigger
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we're on it

Hook [2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
and I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so paid

I put niggers underground without a sound
You minorities can't step to me
All spics need to go back to Mexico
Never to be stealing money from you and me

Now who's the real dookie
All you niggers smell like shit
You niggers can ride my dick
Spear chuckers pushing up sticks
Ooga booga, go back to Africa

I don't know why I hate blacks
Oh yeah, it's because they look
and smell like ass

Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk
Spics need to learn some English talk

I don't give a fuck about your mama.
Jizzing on her face ain't no drama
It's probably different than the nigger cock she's used to
Kill a nigger and skullfuck a jew.

Hook [2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
and I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so paid

[Nigger]
Everything you be saying is offensive to me
As a proud African American I would have used my right to free speech
Moon Man you need to stop the hate
After all we are one universal race.

Fuck off nigger
I don't give a fuck about people of other colors
get the fuck out you aged my brother
Why don't you go and fuck a hyena
When it's dark outside I can't even see ya

Hook [2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
and I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so paid

This is Moon man here telling you niggers to take a long walk off a short pier
Vote 5, faggots, and I'm out of here

2e8bba No.5672

>>5666
You're so funny wow please post again

556f98 No.5674

new day same shit

2da874 No.5688

I still think Frederiksburg is a cool name.

0ae6d9 No.5693

>>5688
Lichmanstad?

f900bb No.5713

Krugerstad
(Oom)Paulstad (Both for Paul Kruger)
Boerstad
Redpilton
Neu Königsberg
Neu Danzig
Neu Elsaß
Elsaßtadt

8980ab No.5721

the geographical place name, in an european language if it's from an african tongue

de14a0 No.5733

Friedrichshain

6a1c63 No.5776

New dawn maybe?something to inspire people coming to the settlement

ffa214 No.5785

I say simple is always best: Afrika City.

ffa214 No.5789

We should do some Wikipedia hunting and name it after some great White explorer in Namibia.

We just have to be weary that it's not some type that will ruffle the natives's feathers (slaver or something like that).

2e8bba No.5800

File: 1422329769770.png (649.86 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 1407004843571.png)

>>5713
>Redpilton

c18f77 No.5824

Garrisonville

344782 No.5830

>>5662
>the Namibian gov't will see and think "Cool, those guys aren't a bunch of edgy Neo-Nazis and just want a place to call home and be productive and happy. Let's not plow them down with our military."

>>5789
>We just have to be weary that it's not some type that will ruffle the natives's feathers (slaver or something like that).

If you're still gonna be beholden to peoples feelings and government oppression, why are you picking a third world country with little protections to do it?

344782 No.5833

>>5662
It seems you need to first decide whether you're going for genuine or inside joke.

Remember, if this works, it'll be the only time channers will be naming a city. Do you really want to waste that opportunity with a generic German name?

8980ab No.5834

>>5830
theres no real free place on earth's surface anymore unless you want us to die in somalia

479f69 No.5835

Jonestown

344782 No.5838

>>5834
Yeah, unless you want to somehow obtain an island, it's not happening.

The point I'm making is that starting a town in the middle of nowhere in a western nation would likely be easier and have more protections. Sure, there'll be some red tape, but navigating it is worth a look.

80d7e7 No.5847

File: 1422337927911.jpg (100.35 KB, 900x900, 1:1, photo.jpg)

Piccolopolis.

9a29aa No.5850

>>5830
>>5830
Welcome to the real world, faggot.

Besides, our plan isn't to fuck over the natives.

c0439e No.5874

I vote for ( ° ʖ °). and we should insist that ( ° ʖ °) is the only appropriate name. No slang like "The city" or "Ewe Base", we can only ever call it ( ° ʖ °). Immagine CNN reporting on our colony, which is only identifiable by the word ( ° ʖ °)

b4b4f8 No.5891

File: 1422348245771.gif (544.86 KB, 324x216, 3:2, 1402905990529.gif)

>>5662
Neuehoffnung Stadt

thats nice and uplifting but its a little cliche, it reminds me a little of a fictional civ capitol name

Verwalten
i like the implied importance of discipline/organization in the culture of that name, plus fear vault ten sounds like a fallout reference

according to the internet: Vault 10 is designed for the sole purpose of testing the EAT'O'MATIC cafeteria system. This is the reason the dwellers are over-weight. No gym equipment was installed, thus, the average weight of the vault dwellers became larger and larger with each generation. Twig's being the most recent.

bb83f3 No.5913

Whitehaven

I think greyhaven was the name of the port the elves used when they left middle earth

c50bba No.5921

Why German? Why not Goddamn based Afrikaner?

Nuwehoop City / Nuwehoop
Administreer

593831 No.5931

Because Afrikaans will always attract bad attention to the cause seeing as the afrikaans are pretty racist and there actually are some afrikaaner who are trying to seperate from the countries they live in. German would be a good choice regarding the fact that Namibia was a german colony and still has a lot of places and cities named in german.

bb83f3 No.5973

Ben's Garrison

c91a1a No.5983

File: 1422374016519.jpg (340.94 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, topkekt.jpg)


e63aa7 No.5986

>>5662
Verwalten is a bureaucratic, administrative term, that makes no sense. Even as a noun (Verwaltung) it just sounds like a room in city hall where some bureaucrat drinks coffee and reads the newspaper.

If you want a german name use something concrete that incorporates and describes the vision for the town.
Stadt = Town, usually describes large self-sufficient settlements
Dorf = Village, usually describes small, partially self-sufficient settlements, or settlements that are self-sufficient, but only able to maintain a basic, simple standard of living on their own.

This is why i think Dorf would be a more accurate description. A dorf also has no central authority, which makes living and letting live very easy among likeminded people. (Trivia: Adolf Hitler said that morals, kindness and love are nurtured in a dorf, while the city (Grossstadt) is a breeding ground for mistrust, degeneracy and hate)

Here are some common words for villages

Prefix:
Frei = Free
Neu = New
Alt = Old
Gross = great, large
Klein = small, tiny
Unter = Lower (topographically)
Ober = Upper (topographically)
Eins = 1
Zwei = 2
Drei =3
Vier = 4
Fünf = 5
Sechs = 6
Sieben = 7
Acht = 8
Neun = 9
Zehn = 10
Elf = 11
Zwölf = 12

Suffix:
Berg = Mountain
Bach = Creek
heim = Home
Dorf = Village
Town = Stadt
Gau = Area

For example: Dreibach means Threecreeks, Neuheim means New home, Neuobergau means New upper area, etc.

ba8590 No.6013

>>5891
rather take Neuhoffnungsstadt, or Neuhoffnungsburg, or Neuhoffnungsheim, Neuehoffung sounds really ugly for a german

9c6274 No.6042

>>5986
How about Heldenheim or Wüstenrose?

e63aa7 No.6064

>Heldenheim
Home of heroes
>Wüstenrose
Desert Rose, I like it, if only for its metaphorical meaning

31d17b No.6083

File: 1422387742057.jpg (68.74 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 800px-Kirche_denkmal_nam.jpg)

Hoofstad (capital)
Weerbaarheid (tenability)
Krügerburg

a7b479 No.6085

File: 1422387930287.png (115.7 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, NewNamibia.png)

Hermanstadt, bitches. Anything else is child's play.

6cb5e5 No.6086

>>5973
Fokken noice.

45551a No.6120

Irminsul

Old Saxon for "arising pillar," which I think is pretty appropriate. Not only does it sound badass, but if the theme here is German heritage, I think it fits nicely.

Then again, I got "saged for paganism" the last time I suggested this.

a6e0d0 No.6122

File: 1422392329633.jpg (56.09 KB, 311x600, 311:600, Lothar_von_Trotha.jpg)

>>5973

Fucking lol

How about calling the town just "Trotha"?

>Lothar von Trotha (July 3, 1848 – March 31, 1920) was a German military commander widely condemned for his conduct of the Herero Wars in German South-West Africa, especially for the events that led to the near-extermination of the Herero. (A tribe in Namibia)


"I, the great general of the German soldiers, send this letter to the Hereros. The Hereros are German subjects no longer. They have killed, stolen, cut off the ears and other parts of the body of wounded soldiers, and now are too cowardly to want to fight any longer. I announce to the people that whoever hands me one of the chiefs shall receive 1,000 marks, and 5,000 marks for Samuel Maherero. The Herero nation must now leave the country. If it refuses, I shall compel it to do so with the 'long tube' (cannon). Any Herero found inside the German frontier, with or without a gun or cattle, will be executed. I shall spare neither women nor children. I shall give the order to drive them away and fire on them. Such are my words to the Herero people.

He further gave orders that:

This proclamation is to read to the troops at roll-call, with the addition that the unit that catches a captain will also receive the appropriate reward, and that the shooting at women and children is to be understood as shooting above their heads, so as to force them to run [away]. I assume absolutely that this proclamation will result in taking no more male prisoners, but will not degenerate into atrocities against women and children. The latter will run away if one shoots at them a couple of times. The troops will remain conscious of the good reputation of the German soldier."

Pic related, it's him.

d9f85d No.6145

>>6120
The Irminsul was a pagan Saxon holy site, of course it's pagan. Then again, Irminsul is pretty badass

c0439e No.6152

>>6122
Jesus fucking Christ, Edgelord, We're not naming anything after a genocidal maniac.

e52c37 No.6160

at least one settlement should be named after Pietersburg, currently named Polokwane by the dindus.

New Pietersburg

1b0a04 No.6162

File: 1422398193594.jpg (152.23 KB, 1000x650, 20:13, 1420336051814.jpg)

>>6122

>not wanting to be crushed like a bug by Namibian government or declared an extremist organisation by the international community

>naming cities after genocidal colonialists

Pick one.

1a9543 No.6180

File: 1422400579364.jpg (55.89 KB, 300x478, 150:239, paul-von-lettow-vorbeck.jpg)

>>5662

why not something to honour a man like Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck?

pros:
>He didn't genocide people
>respected by his native soldiers
>great guy
>fantastic campaign during ww1
>the West German Bundestag voted to give back-dated pay to all surviving Askaris from the German forces of the First World War
>didn't trust the nazis and gave the middle finger to hitler
>Whenhe in 1953 visited his old south west african house he was heartily welcomed by surviving Askaris
>got a Dinosaur named after him

cons:
>he was white (not so poular in africa anymore)
>allegedly involvement in the 1920 Kapp Putsch

Lettow-stadt or Gau-Vorbeck imo

3b8e38 No.6182

File: 1422400903094.jpg (60.3 KB, 440x565, 88:113, image.jpg)

>>6180
Much better you twat

a6e0d0 No.6190

>>6180

>Lettow-Vorbeck-Stadt


Neato.

593831 No.6207

>>6122
Why don't we move to Israel and built a Kibbutz called "Hitlerwasrightallalong-Auschwitz"

918319 No.6216

Fredericksburg is the only acceptable solution.

The majority of us are of Anglo background, using foreign languages seems stupid.

2c08f9 No.6222

New Riga
After the capital of Latvia

cd5d03 No.6227

>>6216
It's an homage to German colonization of Namibia.

4686c9 No.6251

Can you guys at least learn how to name things in German properly before we start building names? Otherwise, we'll seem like fools who can't name a capital right, and therefore our Country itself is probably ten ways fucked.

e52c37 No.6344

Blankstad

2452de No.6346

>Friedrich
Name for a whole load of prussian kings.
>Burg
It literally is the german word for castle.

918319 No.6360

>>6227

Yeah, that'll go over real well with the locals. Totally not aspiring neo-colonialist overlords.

6a5f82 No.6473

If coastal, why not just call it Port Hope? If not, then wouldn't Hope alone suffice?

1a9543 No.6645

>>6360

And a English name isn't?
>The majority of us are of Anglo background
Any proof? I bet the most on here are americans and they're far from 100% anglo

9a0889 No.6651

>>5931
If anything, German has stronger associations with racism in Namibia than Afrikaans because of what was done to the Herero by the Germans.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herero_and_Namaqua_Genocide#Genocide

ab3151 No.6663

what about Jonestown lol

bccbdb No.7067

>>5874
It must be the original. ( ° ʖ °)

bb50cc No.7116

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