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Badass Builder Kefka 04/18/15 (Sat) 20:17:39 No.1171

Fuck logic! Whatever happens in this game will happen cause anything can happen. I shall have conflict/stuff happen as you post. Fluff determines literally everything that i do for your character. Begin!

Fill it in you Solo badass
>Name:
>Race:
>Setting/Location:(Basically where you are in the universe)
>We only take badasses bitch! Why are you one?!:

Dont touch this or you kill
>Gear:
>Badass rating: 0/100
>Location:
>Bonus:
>Companion

Nations! Fill it in if your a group of badasses!

>Name:
>Race(s):
>Setting/Location:
>Fluff:
>Why is your nation badass?:

Touch and your nation explodes

>Population: 5000
>Military might:
>Economic stability:
>Badass rating:
>Bonus:
>Location

Orodnon!lnkYxlAbaw 04/18/15 (Sat) 20:27:45 No.1173

File: 1429388865358.jpg (91.39 KB, 800x598, 400:299, UNH_little-girl_74257.jpg)

>>1171
>Name: Susan ("Suzy") Meade
>Race: Human
>Setting/Location: Mummy's House
>We only take badasses bitch! Why are you one?!: Mummy says not to use bad words like that. I'm jus five years old.

Dont touch this or you kill
>Gear:
>Badass rating: 0/100
>Location:
>Bonus:

Grozguk!!5MasKe.C6k 04/18/15 (Sat) 20:30:05 No.1174

>>1171

>Name: BLAST HARDCHEESE
>Race: CYBORG
>Setting/Location: The Grocery store
>We only take badasses bitch! Why are you one?!: BLAST IS A MOTHERFUCKING CYBORG WITH A PLASMA GUN BUILT INTO HIS RIGHT ARM AND A , HE ALWAYS END UP HAVING TO SAVE THE PLANET BY BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ALIENS, OR ROBOTS, OR TERRORISTS, OR ALIEN ROBOT TERRORISTS! He has no idea why he's a cyborg and doesn't really care, now he can bench press a truck and run as fast as a train, so he isn't complaining.
>Gear:
>Badass rating: 0/100
>Location:
>Bonus:
>Companion

White Death 04/18/15 (Sat) 20:31:05 No.1175

>>1171
>Name: World Master
>Race: Giant Fetishist
>Setting/Location: In GB
>We only take badasses bitch! Why are you one?!:
Bitch you think this motherfucker cares if his fetish fits in the setting? Nuh fucking uh. You talking shit about buff girls? You're gonna get your face smashed in brah! Don't fuck with the fucker cause he will fuck you up you fucking cuck fuck!

Dont touch this or you kill
>Gear:
>Badass rating: 0/100
>Location:
>Bonus:
>Companion

Lt. Hurr 04/18/15 (Sat) 20:33:42 No.1176

File: 1429389222003.jpg (67.41 KB, 800x445, 160:89, GD.jpg)

>>1171

>Name: Gangster Desciples
>Race(s): All Who can survive joining
>Setting/Location: Northern Illinois, Southern Wisconsin, Eastern Iowa, Northern Indiana, and Southern Michigan
>Fluff: Word Son, dis da history of da click, get it? We was all chillin, sellin our dope, hangin out 'n shit. Den dis one nigga got in charge 'n shit, started talkin 'bout how we own Chi Town 'n shit. So we started goin to war 'n shit. They sent in more cops, so we killed more cops, ya dig? Eventually, they even sent the military 'n shit. We kept on doin our thang and ended up winnin the war 'n shit. Now we got our own nation, a nation of GD thugs ready to get down for anything sohn.
>Why is your nation badass?: Yo nigga, you qestionin us? You tryin to make us prove ourselves 'n shit? We'll send an army after yo ass nigga, you better watch yo self with all this dissin nigga.

Touch and your nation explodes

>Population: 5000
>Military might:
>Economic stability:
>Badass rating:
>Bonus:
>Location

Clovis 04/18/15 (Sat) 20:34:35 No.1177

File: 1429389275526.jpg (229.79 KB, 727x1024, 727:1024, hellstar_reminajpeg_01.jpg)

>>1171
>Name: Remina
>Race: Hellstar
>Setting/Location: Snacking on Pluto.

>Hellstar Remina is a living super planet that eats smaller planets, the surface of Hellstar Remina is acidic, toxic, and hostile to all life. Remina has existed sense time immemorial feasting on planet after planet. And now… It’s in Sol.

Dont touch this or you kill
>Gear:
>Badass rating: 0/100
>Location:
>Bonus:
>Companion

WorldMaster 04/18/15 (Sat) 20:37:21 No.1178

File: 1429389441373.jpg (117.19 KB, 553x369, 553:369, Unil.jpg)

>>1171
>Name: City of Unil
>Race: Humans
>Setting/Location: Modern not!Britain
>Fluff: Home to the finest chocolate in not!Britain, Unil gained independents to become a city-state after not!Britain defaulted on their loans. While this caused some commotions with the more 'nationalists' citizens, it still provide the little town the chance of becoming a city-state to be known around the world.
>Why is your nation badass?: It's not.

>Population: 5000
>Military might:
>Economic stability:
>Badass rating:
>Bonus:
>Location

Anon 04/18/15 (Sat) 20:38:22 No.1179

File: 1429389502615.jpg (72.09 KB, 531x663, 177:221, Pedro.jpg)

>>1171
>Fill it in you Solo badass
>>Name:Pedro the Bandito
>>Race:Undead Spaniard
>>Setting/Location: A mix of Medieval/Wild Wild West (Westerado)
>>We only take badasses bitch! Why are you one?!:A former sheriff knight of the Tierra de un Millón de Desiertos. But he was wrongly convicted of a crime he didn't commit so he's sentenced to be hanged but fate had other options. Right when he's hanged his wife traded her soul to a mysterious salesman who would use souls to rise loved ones back from the dead. Now risen right near a tree he killed a gunslinger and took his belongings and became Pedro the Bandito

>Dont touch this or you kill
>>Gear:
>>Badass rating: 0/100
>>Location:
>>Bonus:
>>Companion

Elias!!AuBBGS3Glo 04/18/15 (Sat) 20:40:35 No.1180

File: 1429389635449.jpg (9.26 KB, 272x185, 272:185, lorenth.jpg)

>Name: Lorenth
>Race: Angel
>Setting/Location:(Basically where you are in the universe): The site of my awakening!
>We only take badasses bitch! Why are you one?!: For millenia I, Lorenth the meister of music, served by my god. My god was the god of beauty and music but he wasnt a human god. No he was a ruler of the entire concept of passions. I fought by him for millenia protecting and cultivating the worlds beauty, until an ancient appeared. This ancient, known only as The Silent Voice came to destroy the worlds beauty!! My lord gathered all his Angels, Paladins, and Clerics and we attacked the monster. The beast died and in the process destroyed my lord and most of his force. Me and my fellow angels slept for millenia, corrupted by the monster, only to awaken once our beauty and the corruption merged. We awoke finally to the world only to see it filled with decrepit trying to rule it! In the name of beauty all will fall before my wrath!
>Gear:
>Badass rating: 0/100
>Location:
>Bonus:
>Companion

That Guy!F3SEaFECaE 04/18/15 (Sat) 21:18:20 No.1181

File: 1429391899989.jpg (469.7 KB, 1765x1075, 353:215, The Emperor.jpg)

>Name: THE EVIL EMPEROR
>Race: SIth
>Setting/Location: The Imperial Capital
>We only take badasses bitch! Why are you one?!:
What does a man with:
-all the money in the galaxy
-Legions of planets and armies and men
-Fleets of ships
-The industrial capability to create ships the size of planets
-dozens of super powerful generals and heroes he's corrupted to the dark side
-a goddamn PERFECT evil laugh
set out to do?

CONQUER THE FUCKING GALAXY OF COURSE!

Kefka 04/18/15 (Sat) 23:00:08 No.1182

>>1174
>>1172
>Gear:[Neverending Bag of candy][Little girl clothes][Mysterious floating button only you can see that says "CPS"]
>Badass rating: Little girl/100
>Location: In SPESS on Some planet your too young to name
>Bonus:[Interdimensional CPS]If any meanies try to hurt you, mummy gave you friends to call that you can trust to help! Also since your cute people are nice but dont take you seriously.

>>1174
>Gear:[PLASMA GUn!!!][Pimp cyborg body]
>Badass rating: Many names/100
>Location: The grocery store…full of fucking XENOMORPHS
>Bonus: [Many names]Your so badass that everyone fears you…if they know that you are[insert name]of their culture

>>1175
>Gear:[Book full of MUSCLEGIRLS][Todsanger plushie][Holy robes of the MUSCLE][Holy staff of the muscle]
>Badass rating: Cleric/100
>Location: Kitchen sink Muscle Britain. Full of fantastical muscular guys and girls as far as the eye can see. Also dem childbearing hips on dem elves.
>Bonus:[Favored of Todsanger]Despite your lack of muscle, your incredible devotion to the goddess rewards you with the ability to ask her for a favor daily. But dont abuse this privilege.

>>1176
>Military might: Gangsta
>Economic stability: Smoke Weed e'ryday
>Badass rating: Snoop dogg might join/100
>Bonus:[The disciples]All those bitch ass niggas out there act like you scary, but once dey join da clique they become bro's for life. And best believe them haters in the govt be sendin agents n shit!

>>1177
>Gear:[Your a eldritch abomination the size of jupiter]
>Badass rating: Cthulhu would be proud/100
>Location: SPESS
>Bonus:[Snacks!]You can eat whole worlds and grow bigger by doing so, but the beings on those worlds can fight, remember that!

>>1178
>Military might: Pathetic
>Economic stability:Cocoa beans
>Badass rating: Lacking muscle/100
>Bonus: Your peaceful nation has the protection of Muscle Britain itself! Sadly muscle britain wants it back…
>Location: Next to Fantasy Muscle Britain

>>1179
>Gear:[Ragged sheriff Knight Dusterarmor][Rogue bandit pistol with 30 steel bullets][Sheriff badge]
>Badass rating: Undead Sheriff/100
>Location: The wild wild west, by your tree
>Bonus:[The Sheriff's in town] People recognize you as a sheriff…but being an undead means you must earn their trust

>>1180
>Gear:[Scythe of Passion][Robes of the meister]
>Badass rating: Mary sue/100
>Location: In a magical realm
>Bonus:[You already know]Roll a d100. +50 you passed, -50 you failed but still passed, 50 means bonus
>Companion:[1 legion of Mar- Glorious angels]

>>1181
>Gear:[Literally most of the galaxy][Sith robes][Sith lightsaber]
>Badass rating: Emperor/100
>Location: Coruscant
>Bonus:[Your the emperor!]Um hello? Your the guy who OUTSMARTED THE REPUBLIC AND THE JEDI! Your a genius..hated by 25% of the galaxy and all jedi. Now to crush them
>Companions:[The galaxy][Legions of stormtroopers][Darth Vader]

DICE ARE 1D100, NEVER SURRENDER YOUR BADASSERY!!!!

Clovis 04/18/15 (Sat) 23:06:19 No.1183

File: 1429398379841.jpg (120.23 KB, 624x494, 24:19, 1382684853.jpg)

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>1182
>Name: Remina
>Race: Hellstar
>Setting/Location: Snacking on Pluto.
>Hellstar Remina is a living super planet that eats smaller planets, the surface of Hellstar Remina is acidic, toxic, and hostile to all life. Remina has existed sense time immemorial feasting on planet after planet. And now… It’s in Sol.
>Gear:[Your a eldritch abomination the size of jupiter]
>Badass rating: Cthulhu would be proud/100
>Location: SPESS
>Bonus:[Snacks!]You can eat whole worlds and grow bigger by doing so, but the beings on those worlds can fight, remember that!
A light snack. Small, no life, no flavor.
Remina gazes across the small solar system, upon a lush and green world.
This small planet did serve as a wonderful appetizers, however.
1. Remina moves towards earth, devouring planet after planet on its path to earth.

Anon 04/18/15 (Sat) 23:08:09 No.1184

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>1182
>>Fill it in you Solo badass
>Name:Pedro the Bandito
>Race:Undead Spaniard
>Setting/Location: A mix of Medieval/Wild Wild West (Westerado)
>We only take badasses bitch! Why are you one?!:A former sheriff knight of the Tierra de un Millón de Desiertos. But he was wrongly convicted of a crime he didn't commit so he's sentenced to be hanged but fate had other options. Right when he's hanged his wife traded her soul to a mysterious salesman who would use souls to rise loved ones back from the dead. Now risen right near a tree he killed a gunslinger and took his belongings and became Pedro the Bandito

>>Dont touch this or you kill
>Gear:[Ragged sheriff Knight Dusterarmor][Rogue bandit pistol with 30 steel bullets][Sheriff badge]
>Badass rating: Undead Sheriff/100
>Location: The wild wild west, by your tree
>Bonus:[The Sheriff's in town] People recognize you as a sheriff…but being an undead means you must earn their trust
>Companion

1.Try to find the next town over hopefully they can accept me or they might kill me but they will never take away my spirit

That Guy!F3SEaFECaE 04/18/15 (Sat) 23:30:15 No.1185

File: 1429399814969.png (52.04 KB, 1204x398, 602:199, Eclipse.png)

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>1182
>Name: THE EVIL EMPEROR
>Race: SIth
>Setting/Location: The Imperial Capital
>We only take badasses bitch! Why are you one?!:
What does a man with:
-all the money in the galaxy
-Legions of planets and armies and men
-Fleets of ships
-The industrial capability to create ships the size of planets
-dozens of super powerful generals and heroes he's corrupted to the dark side
-a goddamn PERFECT evil laugh
set out to do?

CONQUER THE FUCKING GALAXY OF COURSE!

>Gear:[Literally most of the galaxy][Sith robes][Sith lightsaber]
>Badass rating: Emperor/100
>Location: Coruscant
>Bonus:[Your the emperor!]Um hello? Your the guy who OUTSMARTED THE REPUBLIC AND THE JEDI! Your a genius..hated by 25% of the galaxy and all jedi. Now to crush them
>Companions:[The galaxy][Legions of stormtroopers][Darth Vader]

1. "There is a great disturbance, in the force.

We have a new enemy.

An eater of worlds.

A destroyer of planets.

Send word to the Kuat Drive Yards to ready my flagship the Eclipse post haste."

Prepare the Eclipse Super Star Destroyer, with its giant superlaser. Its not the death star, but its the next best thing! And it doesn't have those silly exhaust ports.

Grozguk!!5MasKe.C6k 04/19/15 (Sun) 00:10:20 No.1186

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>1182
>Name: BLAST HARDCHEESE
>Race: CYBORG
>Setting/Location: The Grocery store
>We only take badasses bitch! Why are you one?!: BLAST IS A MOTHERFUCKING CYBORG WITH A PLASMA GUN BUILT INTO HIS RIGHT ARM AND A , HE ALWAYS END UP HAVING TO SAVE THE PLANET BY BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ALIENS, OR ROBOTS, OR TERRORISTS, OR ALIEN ROBOT TERRORISTS! He has no idea why he's a cyborg and doesn't really care, now he can bench press a truck and run as fast as a train, so he isn't complaining.
>Gear:[PLASMA GUn!!!][Pimp cyborg body]
>Badass rating: Many names/100
>Location: The grocery store…full of fucking XENOMORPHS
>Bonus: [Many names]Your so badass that everyone fears you…if they know that you are[insert name]of their culture
>Companion:

1)EVERY TIME I GO OUT TO BUY BEER AND BACON THIS FUCKING HAPPENS! TIME I SHOW THESE ALIENS HOW GUTS McHUGEBIG COOKS WITH PLASMA!

Orodnon!lnkYxlAbaw 04/19/15 (Sun) 00:47:20 No.1187

File: 1429404440906.jpg (432.33 KB, 798x1024, 399:512, arg_371626_fnt_uk.jpg)

Rolled 55, 34 = 89 (2d100)

>>1182
>Name: Susan ("Suzy") Meade
>Race: Human
>Setting/Location: Mummy's House, in space
>We only take badasses bitch! Why are you one?!: Mummy says not to use bad words like that. I'm jus five years old!
>Gear:[Never-ending Bag of candy] [Little Girl clothes] [Mysterious floating button only you can see that says "CPS"]
>Badass Rating: Little Girl/100
>Location: In SPESS on some planet you're too young to name.
>Bonus:[Interdimensional CPS] If any meanies try to hurt you, mummy gave you friends to call that you can trust to help! Also, since you're cute people are nice but don't take you seriously.

1/2 - Good morning Daddy, Good morning Mummy! I want breakfast in my tummy!
…Mummy? Daddy? Where'd you go? It's breakfast time! Are you out in the fore room again? Mummy!

White Death 04/19/15 (Sun) 00:58:16 No.1189

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>1182
>Name: World Master
>Race: Giant Fetishist
>Setting/Location: In GB
>We only take badasses bitch! Why are you one?!:
Bitch you think this motherfucker cares if his fetish fits in the setting? Nuh fucking uh. You talking shit about buff girls? You're gonna get your face smashed in brah! Don't fuck with the fucker cause he will fuck you up you fucking cuck fuck!

>Gear:
+ [Book full of MUSCLEGIRLS]
+ [Todsanger plushie][Holy robes of the MUSCLE]
+ [Holy staff of the muscle]
>Badass rating: Cleric/100
>Location: Kitchen sink Muscle Britain
>Bonus:
+ [Favored of Todsanger]Despite your lack of muscle, your incredible devotion to the goddess rewards you with the ability to ask her for a favor daily. But dont abuse this privilege.
>Companion

1. A country full of muscle girls! Oh my! Time to find and whoo one of them! Oh what am I saying? Whoo them all! Best thing would probably be to start a muscle flexing contest for girls only!

Lt. Hurr 04/19/15 (Sun) 02:38:51 No.1192

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>1182
>Name: Gangster Desciples
>Race(s): All Who can survive joining
>Setting/Location: Northern Illinois, Southern Wisconsin, Eastern Iowa, Northern Indiana, and Southern Michigan
>Fluff: Word Son, dis da history of da click, get it? We was all chillin, sellin our dope, hangin out 'n shit. Den dis one nigga got in charge 'n shit, started talkin 'bout how we own Chi Town 'n shit. So we started goin to war 'n shit. They sent in more cops, so we killed more cops, ya dig? Eventually, they even sent the military 'n shit. We kept on doin our thang and ended up winnin the war 'n shit. Now we got our own nation, a nation of GD thugs ready to get down for anything sohn.
>Why is your nation badass?: Yo nigga, you qestionin us? You tryin to make us prove ourselves 'n shit? We'll send an army after yo ass nigga, you better watch yo self with all this dissin nigga.

Touch and your nation explodes

>Population: 5000
>Military might: Gangsta
>Economic stability: Smoke Weed e'ryday
>Badass rating: Snoop dogg might join/100
>Bonus: [The disciples] All those bitch ass niggas out there act like you scary, but once dey join da clique they become bro's for life. And bet believe them haters in the govt be sendin agents n shit!
>Location

Word sohn, it's time to get recruitin. We need to really mob up if we wanna really be respected out hur nigga.
(Increase population)

WorldMaster 04/19/15 (Sun) 10:32:23 No.1195

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>1182
>Name: City of Unil
>Race: Humans
>Setting/Location: Modern not!Britain
>Fluff: Home to the finest chocolate in not!Britain, Unil gained independents to become a city-state after not!Britain defaulted on their loans. While this caused some commotions with the more 'nationalists' citizens, it still provide the little town the chance of becoming a city-state to be known around the world.
>Why is your nation badass?: It's not.

>Military might: Pathetic
>Economic stability:Cocoa beans
>Badass rating: Lacking muscle/100
>Bonus: Your peaceful nation has the protection of Muscle Britain itself! Sadly muscle britain wants it back…
>Location: Next to Fantasy Muscle Britain

How do we provide for our people without a proper building of Government? We need one constructed, hopefully in the same style that melds well with the rest of the city.

Muttonchops 04/23/15 (Thu) 13:21:34 No.1273

File: 1429795294129.jpg (35.92 KB, 300x214, 150:107, Action Hank.jpg)

>>1171

Fill it in you Solo badass

>Name:

Action Hank

>Race:

African American

>Setting/Location:(Basically where you are in the universe)

The U. S. of A., Baby.

>We only take badasses bitch! Why are you one?!:

Action Hank is one tough guy. He has an impenetrable beard of manliness, he doesn't give a shit, he knows what's right and wrong, and he does what he want, because he's Action Hank, Baby.

Dont touch this or you kill

>Gear:

>Badass rating: 0/100

>Location:

>Bonus:

>Companion

Kefka 05/01/15 (Fri) 12:44:45 No.1348

>>1183

You move towards earth, attempting to devour Neptune on the way. But when you reach Neptune you hear a voice, and look to see the smaller planet asking you to not eat it.

>>1184

You walk over to the next town, dust and debree flying by you. On your way though you see a cart full of Horsemen being attacked by filthy Indians!

>>1185

Your ship is already prepared. Laser equipped, guns charged, and 5,000 stormtroopers onboard. All you have to do is get on and tell it where to go

>>1186

Them aliens didnt know what him em! Your plasma gun splatters brains and guts everywhere with each shot, but as your shooting a bigger alien than you appears, calling himself Hueg McGuts! He also has a plasma gun, and hr begins shooting at you right away.

>>1187

You find mummy and daddy in the kitchen, cooking you a nice breakfast of pancakes and bacon. They set it down on a plate for you and then remind you of your recital later on today.

>>1192

AW SHIT NIGGA! DA GOVT DUN SNUCK SUM A DEM AGINTZ AND SHIT ONTA YO TURF, AND THEY KILLED BOBBY!

-1 [Bobby, He was the OG]

>>1195

You build a town hall that is remarkably bland. It fits the city well.

+[Bland Town Hall]

>>1273

>Gear:[Fist of the man] [Beard of the man]

>Badass Rating: Action/100

>Location: MURRICA UNDER SIEGE BY ALIEN CYBORGS

POST!!!

Kefka 05/01/15 (Fri) 20:09:07 No.1350

>>1189

You walk outside in search of musclegirls, your favorite type of girl. You walk put the door and look around as you see man a Muscleman, but zero musclegirls. Seems you must go search through the city for a girl to woo

Anon 05/01/15 (Fri) 20:09:55 No.1351

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1348

>>Fill it in you Solo badass

>Name:Pedro the Bandito

>Race:Undead Spaniard

>Setting/Location: A mix of Medieval/Wild Wild West (Westerado)

>We only take badasses bitch! Why are you one?!:A former sheriff knight of the Tierra de un Millón de Desiertos. But he was wrongly convicted of a crime he didn't commit so he's sentenced to be hanged but fate had other options. Right when he's hanged his wife traded her soul to a mysterious salesman who would use souls to rise loved ones back from the dead. Now risen right near a tree he killed a gunslinger and took his belongings and became Pedro the Bandito

>>Dont touch this or you kill

>Gear:[Ragged sheriff Knight Dusterarmor][Rogue bandit pistol with 30 steel bullets][Sheriff badge]

>Badass rating: Undead Sheriff/100

>Location: The wild wild west, by your tree

>Bonus:[The Sheriff's in town] People recognize you as a sheriff…but being an undead means you must earn their trust

>Companion

1.Shoot the Indians that stagecoach is probably carrying something important and I used to be a sheriff knight soI know how to stop bandits

Grozguk!!5MasKe.C6k 05/01/15 (Fri) 23:09:29 No.1352

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>1348

>Name: BLAST HARDCHEESE

>Race: CYBORG

>Setting/Location: The Grocery store

>We only take badasses bitch! Why are you one?!: BLAST IS A MOTHERFUCKING CYBORG WITH A PLASMA GUN BUILT INTO HIS RIGHT ARM AND A , HE ALWAYS END UP HAVING TO SAVE THE PLANET BY BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ALIENS, OR ROBOTS, OR TERRORISTS, OR ALIEN ROBOT TERRORISTS! He has no idea why he's a cyborg and doesn't really care, now he can bench press a truck and run as fast as a train, so he isn't complaining.

>Gear:[PLASMA GUn!!!][Pimp cyborg body]

>Badass rating: Many names/100

>Location: The grocery store…full of fucking XENOMORPHS

>Bonus: [Many names]Your so badass that everyone fears you…if they know that you are[insert name]of their culture

>Companion:

1)THIS ALIEN SEEMS LIKE A COOL GUY! I SHOULD TRY AND BRO IT UP WITH HIM!

"HEY SLAB BRICKCHEST, WANT TO TEAM UP AND FIGHT UNDEAD NAZI DINOSAURS?"

(Try and recruit BADASS alien)

Lt. Hurr 05/02/15 (Sat) 01:26:46 No.1356

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>Name: Gangster Desciples

>Race(s): All Who can survive joining

>Setting/Location: Northern Illinois, Southern Wisconsin, Eastern Iowa, Northern Indiana, and Southern Michigan

>Fluff: Word Son, dis da history of da click, get it? We was all chillin, sellin our dope, hangin out 'n shit. Den dis one nigga got in charge 'n shit, started talkin 'bout how we own Chi Town 'n shit. So we started goin to war 'n shit. They sent in more cops, so we killed more cops, ya dig? Eventually, they even sent the military 'n shit. We kept on doin our thang and ended up winnin the war 'n shit. Now we got our own nation, a nation of GD thugs ready to get down for anything sohn.

>Why is your nation badass?: Yo nigga, you qestionin us? You tryin to make us prove ourselves 'n shit? We'll send an army after yo ass nigga, you better watch yo self with all this dissin nigga.

Touch and your nation explodes

>Population: 4999

>Military might: Gangsta

>Economic stability: Smoke Weed e'ryday

>Badass rating: Snoop dogg might join/100

>Bonus: [The disciples] All those bitch ass niggas out there act like you scary, but once dey join da clique they become bro's for life. And bet believe them haters in the govt be sendin agents n shit!

>Location

Yo, dawg, that's fucked up. It's time to step up recruitin 'n shit. We gotta pour a little out for Bobby, and then get to it.

(Increase Population)

Anonymous 10/03/15 (Sat) 09:57:39 No.2588