>be dreaming
>I'm a Russian spy
>chosen to fill in for Hitler as doppleganger during dangerous events
>planning to kill Hitler… sometime, idk when tho
>speaking with Hitler
>he says my nose is too long. doesn't resemble his enough
>he busts my face against the wall
>nose utterly destroyed.
>get surgery
>I'm now spitting image of Hitler
>do job. everyone thinks I'm Hitler
>talking to Himmler
>he's a weiny
>begin spouting racist epithets
>revealing jewish conspiracy to the people
>all in the guise of Hitler, remember
>start believe in what I'm saying
>try to convert people to nazism
>find a girl to convert
>I like her. she's totally not a nazi though
>become Brad Pitt for some reason
>run away with her. we pursue an art career together
>I'm happy
>dream fades into meaninglessness
>I wake up