>all my life (up until like 13) ask for lego for christmas
>get big sets like spaceships and castles
>not allowed to build any of it mummy makes me sit and watch her do it
>mummy will buy me a game but im not allowed to walk to the high street which is like 5 minutes away and get it myself even when im like 12 13 or 14 even when i have several friends who also will go because their mummies buying them a game too no i have to wait for mummy to go out on saturday
>always took me shopping with them up until like 14 because wasnt allowed to stay home on my own
>finally they decided i didnt have to any more
>still got my sister or brother to babysit me
>mummy would help me get out of the bath right up until i was 13
>wouldnt let me walk home from school alone even when i was 16 and in my final year
>had to get on the minibus with the other kids or have her drive me
>wont let me use the oven
>had to argue a lot to get her to let me to use the stove to boil water and even then just stood and watched me the first few times
everything i am today is her fault every bit of it
Here is what you should do. Have you ever heard of those people who get so big that they have to be cut out the side of the house? I mean like 600lbs plus big. You can grow this supersize and gain even more power and will end up in a kindly weight loss facility where people treat you with loving care, much better than your nasty mummies. You can become infamous and get a book deal, which will be an okay seller until it gets a deal for a miniseries on a terrestrial channel of your choice. You will be played by Danny Dyer and get lots of monies from it. You end up winning a BAFTA and a few years later it becomes a hit in the USA. While the hype of it dies down you still remain a huge star in Eastern Asia, a true Western Husbando for keen young women.
But won't he also die?
He will die an aged expat, with a handsome orange fake tan and many beautiful waifus around his deathbed.
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If I do it enough times, eventually we will conceive my dearest Luna!
I want that Armin doll
Good plan tbh
wait i can just make a weapon repair kit from a scrap????
Isn't this one of the most comfy things ever?
who /rainstorm in france but it's okay because daddy got you to the campsite in time by speeding and the french don't care smh/ here?
What does that even mean?
I think he might be alluding to girl problems.
it means make you pregnant tbh lass
Meditated for a few minutes. Then I had a wee and washed my willy and my bottom. Then I ate a double chocolate Magnum. I feel fine now. Not really I feel shit, but I feel as "fine" as I am capable of.
I want to buy some Jedi robes and dress as a Jedi 24/7 and decorate my room like it's a Jedi temple and I can roleplay in my head and pretend I'm a Jedi master meditating but mummy would never let me do that and she'd make fun of me too.
I believe my brain was making me uncomfortable so I would give in and fap or eat sweeties or something. I read it releases stress hormones until you give in. Nofap was going well. If I hadn't fapped to those kpop girls on the 7th day I probably would not have fapped multiple times the next day and the day after. Haven't fapped today.
Thought it would be something like that
Only Mike or a suitable substitute gets to do that
I'll be your suitable substitute lass <3
Mike would never approve
Are you called mole because you like to burrow inside women?
i hate her she just seems like such a typical normalfag bitch i want to punch her in the stomach
same for her i bet shes a bitch too all women are bitches tbh
shes gonna age bad she already has a kind of weird face that looks like an old lady face from her nose down but to make it worse she wears a ton of makeup often i think
cant wait for her to get old and ugly and be 30 with no kids or anything and shes politically irrelevant by then as all this shit over and ppl have moved on to some other ideology they think will fix everything
>Decide to check /newbrit/ for some stupid reason
>They're still talking about me
>Still calling me Leon
>Calling me the "man-freak" as well now
Aaah why did I do that to myself
who the fuck is scf poster
i want to be beaten up by a girl
what are you all doing right now
PLEASE RESPOND TO ME SOMEONE
sadly not that smh
WEW why on earth are they calling you Leon?
playing new vegas
no (i love waifuposters posts i think hes gr8)
hmm for some reason my trip and flag changed again :c
trying to find a new chinese cartoon to waste my time on
think throught my life I've relied on escapism to deal with my mental issues
also making a cheese toastie
>yes (kill yourself waifuposter i really mean it)
that option is not meant to be ironic only choose that option if you really unironically mean it
also i accidentally voted so deduct one point from the "no (i love waifuposters posts i think hes gr8)" option
I chose no (i love waifuposters posts i think hes gr8)
but you couldnt have
lee chose that
and i accidentally voted it and its on 2
someone chose the yes option but it wasnt lee he said what his vote was and i saw it change right at the same time
lee did you actually vote in the poll
or did you just say what you would have chosen if you did vote
I've now voted, it let me
type something in the chat for the poll
So you don't like me? Won't tell me to my face but you'll post with me?
Time to spam your shit up, n'wah.
you know you have to clcick on your poll choice right? you dont type it
yeah i know sometimes it doesn't work
well two people here genuinely hate me they wont say it but theyll vote in a poll to tell me they hate me but its obvious who they are anyway
only four people regularly post here and im not posting somewhere where half the people dont like me so bye
enjoy your dead board (which is what this will be without me 99% of the time)
>>>/newbrit/ is open to all refugees that aren't secretly bullies
We're always here for you Lamb.
Lad that's some serious /comfy/ levels there, sounds excellent
Nah thanks i like this tbh
You're the bully, lass. I stood up for you and you threw it all away smh
smh lad you knew that I would never be accepted there for a certain reason, you just wanted to look like a good guy
a wiggi daga doo lamba
>Haven't fapped today.
Good lad keep it up, well done
Chilling inside for a bit, going to the nice pub on the prom later on, but the sun's started to creep behind clouds now which is a pity
How about /nbp/ for the politics lads, and /newbrit/ for the brit lads?
ureeeh ureeeeeh a na bull eeee ahhh nee no!
this tu b hoo ne sst
>smh lad you knew that I would never be accepted there for a certain reason
Not everyone sure, but you're supposed to ignore the bullies
>you just wanted to look like a good guy
I don't know, I'm not really a good guy even if I want to be, but I was being sincere back then. I risked losing my mod status.
Here's a fresh highlight of the Moon, we're looking at Mare Imbrium, the Adam Wallace crater known as Plato (the really flat black one) at the top left, and Archimedes crater on the bottom right. Also visible is a Valley called Vallis Alpes, funny line to the right of Plato
but we have many of the old /politics/ posters
>Adam Wallace crater
>welshposter, britposter, anprim
It's a shame about Welshlad, Britlad, and AnPrim; I liked them but if that's where they'd rather be then best of luck to them.
fair enough tbh
Why don't you two stay here instead?
You can post on both boards.
I like you two, you both seem kind at heart, not bullies at all like anprim, britlad, daftie and herts.
I could yeah. It wouldn't be hard to keep up if I left the tab open since posting is pretty leisurely around here.
There are no bullies here anymore lamb, don't worry.
Because I feel attached to my home. I guess you do too. That's too bad.
Careful lamb, that wolf looks pretty hungry.
thinking and boobs don't go together, lass
you lot can post on both boards too!
ahhhhhhhh i see her walking byyyyy
It has been made exceptionally clear on many occasions now that me and Berto will never be welcomed there.
You're welcome there, people just got upset that you immediately started talking about being bullied and being a victim tbh.
that's because you post stuff like this … >>>/brit/11514
not even that pretty what are women's standards like reee roooooo i'll throw a brick at them smh
i am angry cus i can't find my mp3 player charger
that was rude of me
but it's to be expected that I will be frustrated when I find out they are still bullying me after I have left.
/newbrit/ wordfilters "Luna" into "Leon"
yeah that's understandable but you were already banned so posting like that for attention and calling us rejects, it makes sense you'd be banned again. I think you'd have been fine if you posted normally. try again some other time and see what happens tbh
>try again some other time and see what happens tbh
It's for the best that they don't know our irl names lambie
I will try again posting normally when my ban is over, I only got handed a 3 day one this time.
But my prediction is even if I post normally with my trip on i'd still get just as much hate.
I don't want to be an attention seeker but I don't like being an anon.
Yeah of course!
lucky they've got yours totally wr.. i mean shame they have yours right oh no!
It shouldn't be a problem, but I'll talk to Herts again within 3 days.
/brit/ can fuck off tbh lads
alright lass fair enough. you might get bullied but hopefully not straight up banned
stop the hostility lad…
i'm trying to defend my home lad tbf
love you all really <3
true I'm being a bit jewish here tbh xx
Yeah, I need to stop reacting to their comments tbf.
Hopefully if I can manage that they can't ban me.
Can I ask which poster you are?
actually I agree with that, he can post as long as I call him a mistake.
cleaning up outlines is the best part of animating tbh
>tfw Miss Moppet will never clean up your outlines
it's kinda fun..
No animating fucking sucks, all of it. I always abandon everything I start.
Ugghh shouldn't phonepost
Was trying to say that reminded me of this
Also the worst part of animating is knowing something looks like shit but not knowing how to fix it
getting some music or something tbh
I'm still here lass.
What do you have against Beachmasters, lad? I recall seeing complaints about them being posted. I didn't even post them that much smh
i'm not sure lad, i don't trust how fat they are tbh
Gonna try for Jupiter and Saturn tonight lads, first time for both with the new Telescope
Being fat and big shows good health in their world tbh. Only the fattest and biggest lads gets harems.
good lad, always liked your astronamy
that's pretty cool tbh
good luck lamb
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Even from a distance Saturn is the eeriest thing in the sky.
It's absolutely gorgeous to look at, really messes with your head
I'm using TVPaint right now
>22 stone welcomed here with open arms
For fucks sake, you have your own board. Go back there.
I don't mind Neo but apart from that, you're all cancer.
Is your new board not enough? Why do you insist on coming here?
wew quite the frequent poster i see
you dont know who i am lad
One of those lot.
why do yall niggas hate 22st?
>One of those lot.
wrong again lad
why do you want him gone cracker?
I do. I wish they'd go back to you know where.
>I do. I wish they'd go back to you know where.
eyy man thats racist
lad… not the clown smh
>tfw no central heating so you have to wear a coat in doors
tbh lad HAHAHA
what are you looking at you fag
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
you didn't even get bullied like you said
going to start watching that show tbh <3
aaah I killed the thread ;-;
I empathized with 22stone and experienced second hand bullying for a moment.
It's a very comfy show lass.
Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon
She has big boobs but looks concerningly young. Why is this?
Also, what does any of that mean.
it's a dragon maid lad
Crownposter is the mod, Anprim.
Nice comment there, lass…
>that feel when I have a board where I blog but can't share it because the bullies will get to me
They all have large breasts but she's also a South American fertility goddess so she has the biggest.
I am a stranger in a stranger land
gonna ban me lad? oh wait
listen here listen now
my gun goes pow pow
bullets rain out to the crowd
no chicks with dicks allowed when im about.
Bullets rain down like blades of glory
bring a whore like you to his knees
bringing you to your knees is what i needs
what i needs is you to bleed bleed bleed
skeet skeet skeet is what i do to any /brit//politics/ hating neet
you aint a player yo a chump
with my baseball bat im gonna beat
anyone hanging around this dump
I will threaten to cut anyone who threatens my /comfy/ lifestyle
I dont care if you're a native brit or an angry african anglophile
these rhymes i spit with a below average wit
because when i wore a bike helmet as child that didn't fit
berto more like "ugh go"
get out of my face, learn your place
If i were trump i would make you go live in mexico
for the good of the human race
You banned ma boi tupac and welshlad
now you gon and got me mad
this rap even made me wew hard
you hae the same value to me as a dead Saint bernard
>that feel when no gf to do unspeakable things to
Big man with the plan
spitting fire when he can
no time for tricks
no chicks with dicks
all they gonna get is wrist flicks
roll up with a glock 40
notorious problem solver
leave you looking draughty
powerful like a revolver
but his presence ain't laborious
you could call it glorious
or else you'll become porous
Gonna ventilate you
orbiters can't satiate you
Look at the flick of the wrist
as I cut up your tryst
careful like a game of risk
you'll be spinning like a computer disk
WIKKI WIKKI WA
pretty funny song you made there tbh
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fuck off /brit/
I ain't got no time for bitches
ya'll too big for your britches
I'm gonna be leaving you with stitches
you think to try me
think you can be sly to me
go ahead, lie to me
see where that gets ya
WHY CONTAIN IT?
please come back
I love you
Eyy yo pass me the blunt i wanna spit
let me get that M-nine too so i can shoot this fake bitch to shit
pulled her pants down and saw a dick
left that bitch face down dead in a ditch
In the club i hear ma bois say damn
Anprim and biggie fuckin up the program
gunning down fags and degenerates like its not a thing
head to toe covered in heavy rare metals and bling.
Berto orbiting so hard he might as well just call him self Mr Satellite
that closet homo's ass isnt very tight cause at night he's a black mans man
yeah you heard me right
The men he gets fucked by aint even white
Unlike Cyndi Lauper i aint just looking to have fun
thats why i brought my gun
its too late for you to gain my peace
Once again i will kill a bitch with a penis
trust me i mean this
i never lie even when a niggas high
I want the majority on the board to die of old age of coarse :^)
EYY SHOUTOUT TO MA MAN ANPRIM
>tfw your mum buys you a suit for a funeral and it doesnt fit very well but its all you have and you love your mum so you pretend it doesnt bother you
that one was too mean for my liking!
top kek this man just got triggered
cause this nigga a cold blooded killer
however her feelings were never considered
i am to traps essentially the bad guy from a horror thriller
>computer, run scenario: "I hate you so goddamn much, Keiko"
>create 5, no…6 additional copies of Keiko O'Brien
>lower simulated pain threshold for copies of Keiko O'Brien
>create a variety of medieval-era human hand held weaponry and torture devices
>oh, and also add 2 copies of Keiko O'Brien in her childlike physical state as she appeared following the transporter incident in 2369
>yes computer, make sure the child Keiko's have their hymens intact
>disengage safety protocols
>tfw people think youre dead but youre on a farm with tupac and micheal jackson
but shhh its a secret tbh
smh lads remember when i said this tbh
who here /hangingwiththegf/
>tfw people make you look like a malteaser when you "die"
>one eye on the streets, one eye on the pakis
ey you just gave me an inspiration for another one of those raps
>tfw Star Trek was too kosher to touch on the things that real people would do with holodeck technology and what effect such technology would have on people
>even though that's the whole point of science fiction
It's a shame, but I still enjoy it. They could have explored so much more.
One eye on the money, one eye on the paki on the corner shop
One eye on the victims i leave bloody, one eye on the degenerates waiting at the bus stop
One eye on the naughty /brit//politics/ lasses, one eye on the nigger next door
One eye on the jew-indocternated masses, one eye on the dead trannie whore
no im Biggie smalls
i would recommend not using these links
I am neither dead nor a whore!
What made you think i was talking about you lass :^)
with regards to the poll this morning
i know who it was
and you know who you are
explain yourself now and tell me your true feelings here in front of everyone
if you dont come out in the open i will destroy you
i know who you are so dont hide
aww a lad on twitter remembered me!
come out now
why hide? we both know that i know
its so obvious who you are
do you have courage to come in the open and explain yourself?
i dont know why you of all people would deliberately seek to upset me
it doesnt make sense
i'm not trying to upset you
lad dont be a sucker, these bullies need to get what coming to them
who did it to you lad
they know who they are
i want to give them the opportunity to face up to it and reveal themselves and explain their actions in an honourable and honest way
if you reveal yourself now i will be lenient
i am very forgiving
If they do that will go you go back to moderating this board?
Are you sure it was even a /nbp/ poster who voted, lad?
why hide? i KNOW it was you
just show yourself and explain and thatll be the end of it
Oh, I thought you set up this board.
they might be offline now
i set up one we were going to use but crownposter launched a coup against me while i was asleep and got everyone to come here and i was sleeping so could not protest by the time i woke up my chance to fight back was long gone as people had already posted here a bit
for the first time in my life i was going to be the big guy in charge but it was quickly taken from me
nothing i can do obviously i understand why people wouldnt want me as BO or a mod or a poster or alive
i know they are online now i have recieved intel confirming it from a reliable source
ok im fed up now
youve got 20 minutes to reveal yourself
i know who you are
you know i know
>nothing i can do obviously i understand why people wouldnt want me as BO or a mod or a poster or alive
Well lad, we're exactly the same in this aspect.
What if they only said they hated you in the poal as a joke and didn't mean to hurt you.
because i specified it was the serious option
was it you? pls just tell me and if it was a joke i would understand
i am forgiving i just want to know why you did it whoever it was (i know who it was)
they didn't even take that seriously though.
I did jokingly vote in it but only after you came to /newbrit/ and asked if any of us had voted.
Was it me? I'm pretty sure it wasn't me, I saw the opinion but clicked something positive. Just leave it be it's just a meme poll. And I've only seen it today.
Why the fuck are you here?
You have your OWN board for goodness sake! Go there and STAY there.
do something whitey
I don't mean to intrude.
Why don't you mass ban us like last time, because it worked so well right
You were allowed to stay though, and a poal said I could stay tbh.
Then again I guess this is a new board.
Why do you feel the need to come here? Once again you are shitting up this place. Just fuck off.
They should leave us alone.
im not even one of them lad im biggie smalls
Bye lad, you are a good lad tbf.
No apologies needed, just fuck off right now. You have your own board, you already caused the destruction of another. GO!
More like improving it, you should be grateful you're getting traffic at all. This is the first time I posted here anyway.
No that was you.
You lot are the bane of my existence.
I don't care about or like several /newbrit/ers because they are mean to me, but I like Neo and 22st.
I would prefer it if they could stay!
If you two leave, I will try to find away to post both here and in that other place when my 3 day ban is up.
but you barely post here as it is
posting between two places your posts here will be even fewer
And you're just overall cancer. Don't worry I'm already leaving. Have fun with the dude who dresses in miniskirts here.
Neo and 22st are good posters tbf.
This is Crownposter's board lad, not Alberto's and not Waifuposter's.
I can't stand this drama and nobody has to do anything that is demanded of them, unless it has been demanded by Crownposter!
what about biggie boi
i don't like looking at black people
pls tell me if you like me or not and if you think i should go forever and stay gone?
id like a referendum on perma-banning me. i cant change my ip anymore.
everyone must vote that is an actual poster here and not from newbrit since they arent citizens.
I don't care anymore. You are inescapable and completely devoted to ruining this place.
jokes you aren't a nerd haha
theyre not posting that much tbh and its quite a slow board i dont see how theyre ruining it
i think youre overreacting tbh
*kisses you on the lips* *my lips secretly had board rotting poison on them*
i dont like looking at gay porn but by the amount you post i think you'd like it
point me to the gay porn in this thread
Don't be so daft lad, what've I done? Launched a coup? I asked if you wanted to come here and you said yes. Asked politely if I may, even after you've done questionable things to my friends.
I've not gotten involved in any drama whatsoever and I'd like to keep it that way.
id rather not go looking tbh unlike you
There is none here though
i felt i had to say yes because others already had
not like if i had protested everyone wouldve come to my board
you all secretly hate me i think you certainly wouldnt want me to own a board you post on it would never have worked to begin with probably
>questionable things to my friends.
like what tbh
didn't meant to be racist
/brit/ and others will not be banned, this has proven to be a disaster already
Incoming Drama News
All the /politics/ Skype groups have basically disbanded and fallen apart because of excessive drama.
Sad times, but at least you can't accuse of secret inner circles, spying, or anything really anymore…
Well if she would just apologise…
Add me on skype so we can plot the downfall of /newbrit/, lass. Don't tell Pembs
prequels are unironically good
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If you had to kill yourself, what song would you use to do so?
It's not Pembs you should worry about young man
not something bad smh
4 > 5 > Rogue One > 3 > 6 > 1 > 7 >>> 2
Things were a lot simpler here this day last year
Caravan of Courage > Holiday Special > Battle For Endor > 1 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 6 > 5
>Empire Strikes Back
>at the bottom of your list
You must be joking. It's almost flawless.
tfw you missed out on the good days when everyone got along on a single board
It was pretty comfy.
Not that it's always gonna be the girl's fault, but i can see how their mere presence causes drama.
It was just a meme, lass hahah
Wherever there are (You)s and lasses I must go
Would like to go to /newbrit/ (as well as still posting here) once I've served my 3 day ban.
Obviously you /newbrit/ posters have seen how I have reacted badly to mean posts before and that I've attention whore'd a little.
But still I think I can put that behind me, and mentally it's a lot less draining to be called a disgusting mentally ill tranny than to deal with all this drama and everyone falling out, and I hope there I would have Neo and 22st at least as friends there.
>But still I think I can put that behind me, and mentally it's a lot less draining to be called a disgusting mentally ill tranny than to deal with all this drama and everyone falling out, and I hope there I would have Neo and 22st at least as friends there.
Good lass. And you would. At least if you manage to do this. Ignore the bullies for long enough and they will eventually get bored.
p-probably gonna be gone form a few days
I have done literally nothing wrong. I'm only worried people secretly hate me and apparently I was right all along.
I now have confirmation that there were groups where people talked and I was literally the only one specifically kept out of all of them except one that almost no one ever posts on except for anprim occasionally and lee might respond to him and that's it. And I had to ask for an invite to that. Had I not asked no invite would have come. Everyone else gets an automatic invite but I have to ask for it.
Only I am pushed aside. Only I have people who refuse to talk to me. I'm so beneath them that they cannot even stand to have me on their contact list.
[11:50:48 PM] waifuposter: also >All the /politics/ Skype groups have basically disbanded and fallen apart because of excessive drama.. I'm only in one group and no one posts there really except sometimes anprim and lee might reply to him. youre all in other groups and only I am specifically kept out of them. I'm only invited into this one because I asked lee if he had any he could invite me to. if I hadn't specifically asked I wouldn't have been invited.
[11:51:42 PM] Luna: none on the /brit/ or /newbrit/ people were ever in our other groups, only /politics/ people
[11:52:13 PM] waifuposter: I am a founder of /politics/ since thread one and created the original thread on /b/. I literally started /politics/
[11:57:04 PM] waifuposter: see. you said only /politics/ ppl were in the groups thinking I was not one? you see now why I think everyone secretly hates me? I am the only person on all of /politics/ that people specifically refuse to talk to and who si specifically kept out of groups.
Luna I'm not angry at you. If you thought those groups were only for /politics/ and weren't aware that I was here since the start then that's not your fault. But I hope you see now that I was right all along. Everyone on /politics/ is included, including those of you who are total newfags, but I am specifically kept out of everything.
not good for my mental health
best be off now
Thank you. I realise I was being bad when I tried to post on /newbrit/ before. But it has finally clicked with me how to calmly ignore bullies and have fun.
You always seemed like a kind, caring lad. I saw how you didn't enjoy banning me and I understand you were doing the right thing by doing your job as a moderator.
Berto don't ;-;
It's just getting to me too much. Don't know how long I will be gone for.
>Thank you. I realise I was being bad when I tried to post on /newbrit/ before. But it has finally clicked with me how to calmly ignore bullies and have fun.
>You always seemed like a kind, caring lad. I saw how you didn't enjoy banning me and I understand you were doing the right thing by doing your job as a moderator.
See this is nice. You're acting really rational. It would just be nice to see your posts every now and then in the thread to know you're around. I guess I just grew more attached to people withtrips back when we posted on /newbritpolitics/
So long, lad. I drew you as worf in one of my OCs tbh
this wasn't meant to happen lad….
was agreeing with your post tbh the pic was for bert
I think you already saw it. I guess it wasn't really Worf but a mix of Worf and Aku from Samurai Jack
For real this time.
I'm out of here. We will all be dancing in the moonlight sometime soon. I wish you all the best.
you will keep posting, won't you? Top kek
Wait, he really left this time?
I think he just needs to calm down, he's been a bit like this for a few days idk.
Eh same drama from last time but i think it's something else as well.
Oh they've all gone oh wait nothings changed.
Barbosa barely posted
Luna barely posted
Kay barely posted
Moppet barely posted
Crownposter barely posted
90% of the time I am completely alone and even when other people are here posting I barely get any (you)'s. I'm just ignored.
How can someone be so fucking up themselves they can't even stand to have me on a contact list. Sorry I might taint it with my disgusting presence. Wouldn't want to annoy you by existing.
You're all cunts just leaving me out all the time and only me. I have to fucking ASK for an invite. I've had to fucking do that in real life too and you're all just the same. In real life it makes sense because I'm actually there. But this is online. Apparently you all are disgusted by me or hate me so much you can't even stand to see my name on your contact list or in the same group. You need a space where you keep me and only me out just to be away from me.
He barely posted anyway until today it makes no difference.
Oh no they're not posting. Damn. Who can I get to ignore me now and keep me out of everything? smh
>tfw I'm banned from /brit/
I am a spy :)
you know where you can be lad tbh
You have only one IP, right, lass? I thought you were permabanned from there
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>Eggs are always good aren't they? Until they hatch
she dodged our permas so guess not lol
>That's the dinner party spirit, fuck them all.
Oh, top kek. So she's a cheeky liar just like you
cant help it lad
I have tor and a phone with descent mobile data so I can get around it a handful of times that way.
I do have a dynamic IP but I don't change it myself, I just wait for somebody else in my family to mess with the internet boxes and change it for whatever reason.
something weird about the camera
meant to be like that 22stlamb
>I do have a dynamic IP
That's so convenient tbh. Why would anyone want a static? When if I ever move out I'll get a dynamic IP tbh.
It's creeping me out. Wew
>At least Hitler did some paintings
Hitler was Jesus' second coming, too bad we didn't listen
>tfw my family casually discussed Hitler the other day
To be honest, he just feels rather central to our culture like Jesus smh, what i'm trying to say is, isn't he in the back of everybody's minds?
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee he issssssss muuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm
ADOLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHY DIDNT YOU SAVE MEEEEEE
You're right. I am sure a lot of people secretly admires him. Especially when they think he personally tortured and gassed 6 million Jews
glad to see you're allowed back on /brit/ 22st!
also laughed at people using "t. luna" as an insult
They were? I can't see any. I'm not really on /brit/ that much anymore. Posting on multiple boards takes effort tbh. And it crashes my brower
HE JUST WANTED TO WALK HIS DOG AND GAS SOME KIKES REEE
I spotted it once tbh
Imagine how it could've been if he didn't take hard drugs and spend all his time locked away as an autist in the Berghof.
Imagine if he had just waited for tensions to settle down and had not invaded Poland so soon or at all.
Germania could of been glorious. smh.
He was inspiring, but not a good leader in a lot of ways tbh.
>Imagine how it could've been if he didn't take hard drugs and spend all his time locked away as an autist in the Berghof.
his doctor was a liar and probably a jew, he looks jewish as fuck I don't know how or why hitler let him get so close, he'd inject him with about 100 drugs at once every day and said they were vitamins
why even start a war smh fucking germans
If only Germany had become an example of what to be instead of what not to be ahhhhhhhh
apparently he was diagnosed with a heart condition in 1941 and would have died soon after the war anyway. Wonder if the drugs caused it.
yeah it's kind of fucked up
>apparently he was diagnosed with a heart condition in 1941 and would have died soon after the war anyway. Wonder if the drugs caused it.
damn, probably tbh.
look how much shit he was taking, injections up to 20 times a day, cocaine, methamphetamine, oxycodone, morphine etc… mental
he could have kept his mind… ;-;
Thanks, lad. Didn't have that one
*singlehandedly defeats 1000 Russians*
>our ancestors used to sleep all together in a room
>now we all separate into our own rooms
I'm sure that's good for us heheheh
>no lass to spoon in a non-sexual and clothed way
smh at this bigotry
good night lads and lasses!
>tfw don't really feel lonely much anymore
sometimes I like to try and imagine what it would be like if there was a lass facing me on the other pillow
how could i ever feel alone with all of these folders!!!!!
Night lass. *uses history brush tool in photoshop to remove the pink and reveal your IP*
I'm a bit on and off. I thought I couldn't feel lonely until I kind of became infatuated with a person tbh. ahhhhhhh I was content being alone and dying alone and then I found the redpill
bit scary, lad.
> I thought I couldn't feel lonely until I kind of became infatuated with a person tbh.
Hm, i only felt it after being like that with a certain person tbh
how lad? like looking into eachothers eyes and shit
Sweet trips, lad. I don't know. Eye contact with lasses are pretty intimidating tbh
What do you mean, lad?
oh. it's not so bad when you're going out with them I guess
Are you saying you had a lass, lad?
cus with nobody to obsess over there's a void smh
True. I had it like that for many years.
once upon a time lad..
I once had a gf then I was dumped then I got a new gf who was better in all ways but I had oneetus for the old gf so I dumped her and she was very sad and then I got back with the first gf but then she dumped me a while later then I had no one until now
That's sad, lad. We all have our regrets smh. Do you have one now?
yeah it was stupid. had my first sexual experience with the gf I dumped and nothing with the other gf too, not that that matters most in a relationship but yeah. I thought she was using me to make her ex bf boyfriend jealous but in reality it was the other way around, really fucked up and I deserve to be alone tbh. nah lad I guess until now made it sound like I did but I mean I had none from then and still
> I deserve to be alone tbh
I never had a waifu tbh
>tfw haven't been in pain in ages
Neither physical nor emotional?
>tfw forgot the password to Wajahat
Just physical lamb.
Idk about you, but a lot of good people seem to be having breakdowns.
wait what were you talking about?
good lads online seem to be going a bit mad smh lad
i hope everyone who excluded me dies
Okay lad that's bitter
why shouldnt i be bitter? you all excluded me and only me
even when you were watching anime, i only found out because britposter invited me. none of the rest of you would have. i dont even care for anime that much and wouldnt have watched it anyway, but thats not the point.
The second girl is a trap.
That's fallen apart now anyway lamb you're not being excluded from anything
>That's fallen apart now anyway lamb you're not being excluded from anything
hardly the point
and its not like it will stay fallen apart
idk lamb the girls don't wanna add you take it up with them tbh
not the point either
what is the point then?
that i was excluded
if it hadnt "fallen apart" youd still be talking and i would still be excluded
i only got invited to that one group because i asked you to invite me but no one even uses it
you create groups specifically to keep away from me and keep me out
Rode a horse once. It was pretty cool.
Me too. I just remember being told I can't do it myself because I'm too little so I have to sit behind my sister on the horse.
I don't know if this is real or not but LOL
someone made a cleaned up better version of this oc i made i dont remember if i posted the new one here
>mfw now have my own secret Skype group
whats true? that you all deliberately created groups to keep me out and that you invited me to that one group as a diversion to try and make me shutup about it?
We had a group cus the girls didn't want you in there.
There's now a new group but we talk about our things, it's not much to do with this anymore tbh.
Don't worry about it, it's unrelated to /politics/ at this point.
yeah but everyones in it except me i am still specifically excluded
i posted on politics since the start then two girls come along and you all run off with them and push me away
>the girls didn't want you in there.
story of my fucking life
i was excluded because the two cunts didnt want me there
well i can exclude her too
flat is justice tbf
Lads how do i get a gf?
I want to try again.
idk lad maybe stop saving anime pictures of underage boys might be a start tbh tbh
I'll delete all of that, in fact my entire anime folder.
ah shit that had my vapourwave gifs in it!
wow i believe you now you totally deleted it!!!!
>saves tons of anime and makes oc about it
>including gay underage anime
>just like that all gone and not interested in it anymore
ill believe you got rid of it all the day i delete my waifu folder
why are you being cfposter now?
why are you not posting anime?
did you really change so much about yourself on here just for those two girls?
It wasn't for the girls lad, I've had it explained to me and i think they're right.
That was fucked up stuff being posted and i regret it.
Lasses are powerful, lad
I was never gonna be their bf tbf.
you joined with them and was part of the group specifically excluding me
now theyve chucked you
Did you want to be?
I wasn't chucked i left.
>I wasn't chucked i left.
time for forgiveness and warnings is over
only thing left is revenge
YOU'RE FUCKED YOU STUPID CUNT
what was fucked up? weren't they always posting that shit too?
im posting all her shit on /a/ i hope she fucking cries
LAD NO ffs why
>a girl comes along and hates me for a stupid reason and then takes all my friends and makes them exclude me because she doesnt like me and makes fun of me behind my back
agaoao ooo ooo waaaaaaaaaaa
almost finished my post on /a/ not long now
just fuck off tbh ofc nobody gets on with you if you're like this
I really just want to be left alone and I'll leave everyone else alone. - story weaver
Wow that's almost a bit like what I said when you bullied me and I asked for you to stop and to be my friend. Get fucked.
But before any of this you were excluding me. That's your idea of "liking" someone?
>if you're like this
but im like this because you excluded me
then i began to realise
now im pissed off at being excluded
its your fucking fault all of you
Just got to hit post now.
I'm going to get some food I haven't eaten all day. You may attempt to convince me not to do it in the meantime and I will read your arguments when I get back in a few minutes.
You've never had friends and you never will while continuing to be the psychomaniac that you are. We don't talk to you on Skype because we don't like who you are. I've tried with you time after time, hoping this time you'll be different, but time after time you push everyone away and claim victim. I've tried being nice and friendly to you time after time because I always thought you sincerely believed you were at no fault, but we both know that's bollocks now, whether you want to admit to it or not.
Have a good life, you worthless boy. I do still hope you'll get off these websites, go outside and fix your life, I do still hope you become no longer the worthless boy, but a worthy man, I do still hope you'll fix your broken miserable life that you've made for yourself; but the truth is I know you won't - and that's why you get "excluded"
what the hell happened here?
But I was excluded before any of what I just posted.
I think a lass voted that she didn't like waifuposter in a poal he made
thats the tip of the iceberg
Just ban him and get it over with
who are you?
this place is dead after this anyway who cares if im banned
I'm never making waifuposter an enemy
Someone who's sick of the constant arguing and drama
This makes no sense actually. I was in a group with everyone. Then I lost that account info the next day and made a new one. I asked to be invited back in on my new account and was just greeted with silence. Eventually Lee invited me into the one group. I was not excluded until Kay decided she didn't like me.
tbh we should've never adopted flags and trips
i disagree they've been good tbh
I dunno I think they've only been used to divide us
i think theyve allowed up to get to know each other better tbh, they only divide us because we actually started tbh care desu
>We don't talk to you on Skype because we don't like who you are.
I wasn't excluded until Kay wanted me excluded.
> I've tried with you time after time
What? By excluding me and making OC about what a disgusting freak I am in private? By excluding me because of a girl who didn't like me for a retarded reason?
>you push everyone away
YOU pushed me away. I was excluded not you.
>I've tried being nice and friendly to you
You mean you've replied to me a bit on here and made fun of me with the others behind my back.
Well we all know each other based on post styles, there aren't enough to go anonymous. We've divided because a good number of us don't like each other. Alternatively some of us have become very good friends
I've said what I've said, do what the fuck you want
gun to ya head gun to ya chest
you already know ya boi biggie is the best
mean peice of shit
known for knocking baby birds outta the nest
>I've said what I've said
Yeah and it's a load of bullshit which is inconsistent with the facts of what has happened.
I couldn't stay away.
I am weak, and Worf frowns upon me.
>that feel when not a true Klingon
You didn't stand a chance lad, this place is your life now.
Bet I could beat you in a bat'leth duel
>that feel when I've actually held and used a replica bat'leth before
>ywn die with honour slain by a strong warrior
>you will never use the phrase "today is a good day to die" seriously
I don't know, lad. Seems like we live in times were we might actually live to die for something
This was a fair choice to make. Bring on the worthy man
Who shot first?
The bully became the bullied and reaped her just desserts. I was never going to post any of it. I hope she is upset now though. If she hadn't wanted me excluded none of this would have happened. She could also have easily messaged me asking me to not send her certain types of messages or tone it down or whatever. But she went straight to casting me out and bullying me in the threads like a total bitch. She can post here if she likes. I quite liked her posts and she was nice to me here. I don't care though if she doesn't.
There was no choice. It was her punishment well deserved.
I would punish the rest of you, but I have no means to.
this tbh, don't play the victim after banning us. we weren't trying to be malicious and thought it was fine for us to post with you lads.
I am a supporter of the two thread solution.
If I pull that (mask) off will you die?
shieet it would hurt alot
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We're watching Nige right now lass
Cheer up lass, you'll make it.
have a hugg lad
I hope so
still have to shave every other day
still barely an A cup
still have a face that will never pass without surgery ;-;
because I can't 🐝 myself >>1374
oh because your a man
>have a hugg lad
You want to stay at a C or less
>still have to shave every other day
I assumed hormones would change that after a while.
>still barely an A cup
It takes girls a few years of puberty at least to grow out properly so you're not doing too bad to be fair.
>still have a face that will never pass without surgery
If you think it's too masculine you can always go back, but if you're determined then you shouldn't let momentary problems get you down.
tell me who you prefer you FUCKS
/nbp/ isn't racist like /newbrit/ is it?
We're all CIVIC here aren't we?
I miss the early days of /newbrit/. The lass was all mine
Jesus what is she doing
Who is this? And I agree but why do you think that?
I get you, I would never want to go back though, I couldn't and wouldn't live as a guy.
Going to cost up to £20,000 to get my face fixed though, will take a while to get as I'm a NEET atm ;-;
I believe she's getting her pussy eaten out.
What would you do to your face?
we're still in the early days lad wtf
Earlier, lad. Considering purging everyone but me and the lass tbh
Luna at least you don't look like this
Not you, but I'll allow you to stay since you're a lass
I like Neo he's a good lad
He actually looks hardly different
rhinoplasty, forehead contouring including brow bone reduction/ shaving, mandible contouring, trachea (adam's apple) reduction /shaving
aaaah that fucking alien creature
>rhinoplasty, forehead contouring including brow bone reduction/ shaving, mandible contouring, trachea (adam's apple) reduction /shaving
>rhinoplasty, forehead contouring including brow bone reduction/ shaving, mandible contouring, trachea (adam's apple) reduction /shaving
Jesus. Don't do it, lass. Sounds risky and expensive tbh
it wont make you a women so why bother?
>I like Neo he's a good lad
yes she is
I might be unsure about doing stuff to what's down there, but I need to do this if I want to pass and be okay with who I look like and who I am seen as.
You know if you were actually not giving a shit about passing and what others think of how good you look I would actually have some respect for you. I can tell you right now none of this will help you. Trust me you'll still hate yourself.
Your face might get fucked up, lass…
I know you must want a lot done but try to keep the changes as modest and natural as possible because slightly too much surgery can have the opposite effect t. the bogdanoffs. All of those changes might sound good individually but if you have them all at once you might not get the end result you envisioned.
There are three aspects to willpower.
I will -
Your ability to do something because you know you should do it, even if you don't want to.
I won't -
Not doing something you want to do, for example fapping.
I want -
Your goals and desires. Do you want to eat those sweeties or not be a BIG FAT PIG OINK OINK OINK?
Each of these three aspects of willpower is controlled by the prefrontal cortex (Front of the brain) and each has their own part of the prefrontal cortex. You've also got other parts of your brain telling you to eat sweeties or wank.
>How important is the prefrontal cortex for self-control? One way to answer that question is to look at what happens when you lose it. The most famous case of prefrontal cortex brain damage is the story of Phineas Gage. And fair warning, this is a gory story. You might want to put down your sandwich.
In 1848, Phineas Gage was a twenty-five-year-old foreman for a gang of rail workers. His employers called him their best foreman, and his team respected and liked him. His friends and family called him quiet and respectful. >His physician, John Martyn Harlow, described him as exceptionally strong in both mind and body, “possessing an iron will and an iron frame.”
But all that changed on Wednesday, September 13, at four-thirty p.m. Gage and his men were using explosives to clear a path through Vermont for the Rutland and Burlington Railroad. Gage’s job was to set up each explosion. This procedure had gone right a thousand times, and yet this time, something went wrong. The explosion happened too soon, and the blast sent a three-foot, seven-inch tamping iron straight into Gage’s skull. It pierced his left cheek, blew through his prefrontal cortex, and landed thirty yards behind him, carrying some of Gage’s gray matter with it.
>You might now be picturing Gage, flat on his back, instantly killed. But he didn’t die. By witness reports, he didn’t even pass out. Instead, his workers put him in an oxcart and pushed him almost a mile back to the tavern where he was staying. His physician patched him up as well as possible, replacing the largest fragments of skull recovered from the accident site, and stretching the scalp to cover the wounds.
Gage’s full physical recovery took over two months (set back perhaps as much by Dr. Harlow’s enthusiasm for prescribing enemas as by the persistent fungus growing out of Gage’s exposed brain). But by November 17, he was sufficiently healed to return to his regular life. Gage himself reported “feeling better in every respect,” with no lingering pain.
>Sounds like a happy ending. But unfortunately for Gage, the story doesn’t end there. His outer wounds may have healed, but something strange was happening inside Gage’s brain. According to his friends and coworkers, his personality had changed. Dr. Harlow described the changes in a follow-up to his original medical report of the accident:
>The balance . . . between his intellectual faculties and his animal propensities seems to have been destroyed. He is fitful, irreverent, indulging at times in the grossest profanity (which was not previously his custom), manifesting but little deference for his fellows, impatient of restraint or advice when it conflicts with his desires . . . devising many plans of future operation, which are no sooner arranged than they are abandoned…. In this regard his mind was radically changed, so decidedly that his friends and acquaintances said he was “no longer Gage.”
>In other words, when Gage lost his prefrontal cortex, he lost his will power, his won’t power, and his want power. His iron will—something that had seemed like an unshakable part of his character—had been destroyed by the tamping iron that blew through his skull.
>Most of us don’t have to worry about ill-timed railroad explosions robbing us of our self-control, but we all have a little Phineas Gage in us. The prefrontal cortex is not always as reliable as we’d like. Many temporary states—like being drunk, sleep-deprived, or even just distracted—inhibit the prefrontal cortex, mimicking the brain damage that Gage sustained. This leaves us less able to control our impulses, even though our gray matter is still safe in our skulls. Even when our brains are well rested and sober, we aren’t fully out of danger. That’s because while we all have the capacity to do the harder thing, we also have the desire to do exactly the opposite. >This impulse needs to be restrained, and as we’ll see, it often has a mind of its own.
yes I want the most natural results possible, obviously I will consult with the surgeons and stuff (assuming I ever get the money to afford surgery) to assure that.
that's a risk with all surgeries lad
>I don't respect you because you care about your appearance and you also have serious problems with it
>that's a risk with all surgeries lad
But you don't look bad, lass. Why risk it
Your obsession about how much you look like what you and everyone knows aren't doesn't bother anyone. Just making sure your hygiene is taken care of is ok, that's not what you're doing.
What does your fam think about your roundabout of morbid refurbishing?
>I think Chancellor Palpatone is a CIS lord
>A CIS LORD?!
>tfw no twilek gf with fucking HUUUUUGE tits
Who left? What are you talking about?
>tfw there is no catharsis and your punishment continues to elude you
why do you want to purge us lad?
I wasn't being serious, lad. I just kind of missed a certain part of it, but we've changed and moved on now. It's like Matt Easton says, when you add something you also take away from something else tbh
is that what was making you sad lad?
Yes. I mean no. Men can't be sad, lad
oh.. I don't know what was so different then though
PM, lad it's awkward to say it here
Is that your 2D waifu, lass?
youre dafty arent you
ye lad I know you are really sensitive about who says what about you but you shouldn't throw bricks in a glasshouse is what I'm saying, your wifu is already mediocre.
you dont even know who my waifu is i bet you never even watched her show
tbf your waifu is shit and sounds like a man
is it true you fapped to /zoo/ one time?
STOP AIDING THE ENEMY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
she has a deep mans voice
my waifu is the best though
I know who your waivu is lad. Despite all my love for alien shit I never watched it, just didn't interest me enough.
No? I have no idea where you got this from. Who said this?
I told you you can't trust me, lad. I've told you about how I stabbed my friends in the back
she really doesnt though
i just remember in /newbrit/ before you showed up someone/s said you once said you fapped to something you were ashamed of and someone guessed it was probably /zoo/ and also you posted your tits once apparently
if you never watched the shwo you cant really comment on her tbh a waifu isnt just how she looks (she looks beautiful) but her personality too
only one pic of her exists
she cant be a waifu you dont even know her personality at all
*trusts you anyway* :^)
>only one pic of her exists
>she cant be a waifu you dont even know her personality at all
I've read her instagram posts.
How DARE you try and deny me my waifu.
oh i didnt know there was more of her
ive only seen that one pic though and ive been seeing it for ages and ages
>*trusts you anyway* :^)
I WARNED YOU LAD IT'S IN MY NATURE
yeah it seems to be posted a lot tbh. I should really save more of her. I don't think there are vids sadly.
if you backstab me finish the job lad and you will feel the guilt forever
>if you backstab me finish the job lad and you will feel the guilt forever
I'LL DO IT, LAD. ANY MOMENT NOW
*lays on the ground with back exposed*
Oh lad you know so little, I'm sorry you're confused about my persona and I prol won't be able to lay down it all to you.
There was nothing I ever fapped to that I regret. I never even visited /zoo/. What they refer to is me posting a pic where I posed my hand in front of a porn bookmark I
picked for a laugh forgot to remove because I'm such a huge degenerate who watches porn all day. I might find the image if I look for it. The tits bit is true also but that was on /pol/.
Mate I can judge whoever I can, and I don't know what you see in her.
*pricks you* teehee
wow do you really fap a lot?
yeah thanks bud
doing nofap month rn. not really, no.
I saved it just for situations like this
yeah right, sure you did
wait luna pls respond who left? what were you talking about earlier? none of us knew what you meant
you honestly didn't see who left the group?
it's probably for the best…
kay left it, thats it
and kay never posted in there anyway
it was just a group with you, leon and a bunch of /brit/ people who don't like me after she and moppet left
so no real reason for me to stay
pls don't hate me lass :c
are you at least 16 years old?
I really do need to go to sleep
Any pornographic imagery is still illegal, lad
want to be one of my waifus?
not really lad but I won't stop you
hmmm no good
i need pics and i only have one of you and its just of your hand
id need a few selfies
collect 22st's OC then
im going to talk to the leader of the cunts
and i have a shitposting check? but im talking to you? what?
explain it pls
also ask bumbumking for my ankle or better yet delete all your waifus and sort your life out
>or better yet delete all your waifus and sort your life out
why post this
I just don't see why you would make some anon a waifu. Don't do it lad.
still dont get it
who is talking to who
explain them both
I'm talking you out of being a bulllamb, lamb
but you didnt talk me out of it
i set out to upset kay and i did
thts what i wanted t o do lambo!
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