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Anoniem 03/14/15 (za) 12:49:23 No.2368[Reply]

Welcome to /neder/!

We are a Dutch community comprising mainly Dutch and Flemish posters.

We welcome everyone interested in Dutch culture or language to join or ask questions but the main culture here is of course Dutch, so beware.

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/hits/ Anoniem 03/24/16 (do) 18:34:00 No.2525 [Reply]

DIKKE HITSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Anoniem 03/06/16 (zo) 23:52:12 No.2523 [Reply]

hello dutch vrienden,

this is my new favorite song.

bbut I am having trouble understanding 'houwtje touwtje'?

google translate says 'houwtje' means 'own' and 'touwje' means 'string'.

together google says 'houwtje touwtje' means 'matchmaking'.

I've asked a few of dutch streamers on twitch to translate for me and one said 'wood string', one said 'little egg' and one said only 'it's a phrase'.

I'm so confus.

Anoniem 03/12/16 (za) 21:45:46 No.2524

houwtje touwtje

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oekaki experimenteer draad pimo 03/10/15 (di) 11:17:29 No.2354 [Reply]

haal de creatieve mij in je naar boven met 8kin's ingebouwde oekaki modus

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Anoniem 05/15/15 (vr) 09:13:43 No.2421

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Kankercreatief

Anoniem 05/15/15 (vr) 12:31:08 No.2422

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Anoniem 06/19/15 (vr) 13:05:37 No.2448

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Anoniem 12/15/15 (di) 01:19:48 No.2512

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Dumbass !bigtripfag!Ki9lbfCm2. 03/04/16 (vr) 23:16:45 No.2522

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Anoniem 01/28/16 (do) 23:25:06 No.2520 [Reply]

>2015

Anoniem 02/07/16 (zo) 20:26:13 No.2521

word wakker anon

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Anoniem 10/15/15 (do) 21:20:09 No.2490 [Reply]

Wat doe jij wanneer 4kan dood is?

Anoniem 10/15/15 (do) 22:57:48 No.2491

>>2490

Mijzelf in slaap wenen

Anoniem 10/16/15 (vr) 00:22:21 No.2492

>>2491

;_;

Anoniem 10/29/15 (do) 22:08:29 No.2496

test

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Anoniem 01/10/16 (zo) 16:04:24 No.2517 [Reply]

lol butthurt

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St. Geert Anoniem 06/21/15 (zo) 15:51:11 No.2450 [Reply]

what does /neder/ think about Geert?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wck3hCNyuTM&bpctr=1434902832

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Anoniem 06/26/15 (vr) 11:40:19 No.2454

>>2452

His only real goal is the removal of immigrants, he constantly exaggerates stuff from the media in a general en simple (clever, though) way to attract narrow-minded voters. No other politician wants to work with him or even takes him seriously.

Anoniem 06/26/15 (vr) 12:23:34 No.2455

>>2454

>>His only real goal is the removal of immigrants

is that not a worthy goal? I wish there was a semi-mainstream politician here that had the same goal. I recognize that he is a fabulist and and a jew fanboy though.

Anoniem 07/07/15 (di) 22:58:29 No.2457

>>2451

>>2454

God damn /leftypol/ degenerate detected.

>attract narrow-minded voters

And a fascist.

Go back to joop, undemocratic cucktard.

Stil 10/29/15 (do) 19:11:12 No.2495

Nuttig om bepaalde problemen aan te kaarten en misschien aan te pakken, verder niet.

En door z'n pogingen vriendelijk te doen met Israel e.d. helpt 'ie gelukkig wel dat belachelijke complotdenken tegen te werken, zowel in idioten die in jodencomplotten geloven als de types die dat eindeloos als indicaties en excuses voor zogenaamd racisme nemen.

God wat zijn dat een manipuleerbare groepen.

Anoniem 11/17/15 (di) 21:47:33 No.2497

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Geert proven correct again.

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goat Anoniem 02/27/15 (vr) 21:45:04 No.2331 [Reply]

who is the greatest dutchman of all time?

Anoniem 03/01/15 (zo) 22:01:06 No.2332

>>2331
Pim Fortuyn.

Anoniem 03/01/15 (zo) 22:01:38 No.2333

>>2332
If trips Pim is greatest

Anoniem 07/27/15 (ma) 08:58:40 No.2466

Thorbecke natuurlijk

Stil 10/29/15 (do) 19:07:24 No.2494

Spinoza waarschijnlijk, hoewel types als de Ruyter ook enorme bijdragen hebben geleverd.

Fortuyn e.d. hadden misschien flinke potentie, maar dat heeft helaas nooit een kans gehad om tot bloei te komen.

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Anoniem 09/12/15 (za) 03:31:58 No.2487 [Reply]

so this board is actually dead...

Anoniem 09/15/15 (di) 20:09:07 No.2489

sshht just sleeping

Stil 10/29/15 (do) 19:03:47 No.2493

If ya post at 5 am that tends to be the case i imagine.

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Anoniem 06/07/15 (zo) 22:22:27 No.2443 [Reply]

I'm very interested in the differences between Flemish Belgium and the Dutch Netherlands. (excluding walloons and such)

What are the main language and cultural differences between the two? I'm talking more pop-cultural than wooden clogs type shit. What kind of things would a person from one country bring up to make fun of (good-naturedly or not) someone from the other country? Are there touchy subjects between the two groups? What would be the main stereotypes that one would believe of the other?

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Anoniem 08/16/15 (zo) 20:24:47 No.2483

>>2481

we use cursewords while the flemish only say 'amai' or 'allee'

oh and weed isn't legal here

Anoniem 08/17/15 (ma) 03:34:31 No.2484

>>2482

well shit...you've got me there.

http://www.royvanrijn.com/blog/2015/02/paper-sizes/

>>2483

I know that the whole 'yeah maaaan, all drugs are legal in Amsterdam..." is an exaggeration.

so google translate says amai is gosh...doesn't offer a word for allee, I'm guessing something like 'golly gee' maybe.

would this indicate that flemish are more prudish? are they more religious perhaps?

The whole dutch thing with swearing I find funny. In a stream I follow of a dutch youth the rules say: Niet schelden met erge scheldwoorden! Niet met Actuele ziektes schelden.

He says every english curse word known to man. I apologized once for writing fuck or something in his chat and he said he didn't care about that. He said the rule is about not saying words like cancer or ebola to anyone. He explained that cancer is a horrible disease that kills people. I can't argue with that but the idea there barely translates to an english speaking mind.

Anoniem 08/19/15 (wo) 03:36:58 No.2485

>>2484

English is exactly the same.

Wat ben jij godverdomme een kankerjood!

You are such a god damn cancerous jew!

Anoniem 08/19/15 (wo) 12:32:24 No.2486

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>>2485

true but you wouldn't be banned from any forum or chatroom in english for saying someone or something is cancerous. it's just not that harsh of a comment in english, certainly nowhere near the top. calling someone a jew probably wouldn't go over well.

probably the two worst swear words in english besides calling someone a nigger are fuck and cunt. my experience is that even young dutch kids use these without a second thought.

when Thor! was 11 or 12 he sang an uncensored version of American Idiot on national television. He clearly said the words 'fuck' and 'faggot' on a children's Ketnetpop show. if that happened in the US the station would be lucky not to get shutdown.

Anoniem 09/15/15 (di) 20:02:13 No.2488

>>2486

Maybe because it was in English and the children wouldn't understand it anyway. But I still find it hard to believe the television show got away with it easily.

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dum spiro spero Anoniem 06/25/15 (do) 13:31:50 No.2453 [Reply]

this board is officially dead. I attempted to engage the dutchies in two different threads to no effect.

I hereby rightfully claim this board in the name of THOR! the benevolent one.

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Anoniem 07/13/15 (ma) 17:16:19 No.2461

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>>2460

how is that my fault? I come here in peace to learn more about the dutch. what am I doing wrong?

you can't wish cancer on someone by the way...what kind of voodoo shit is that?

Anoniem 07/14/15 (di) 09:46:19 No.2462

>>2461

>I come here in peace

>I hereby rightfully claim this board

AMERIKANEN OVERAL TER WERELD

Tevens wens ik je geen kanker, ik zeg dat je een kankerlijer bent.

Anoniem 07/14/15 (di) 22:43:39 No.2463

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>>2462

waarom kunnen we geen vrienden zijn?

;_;

Anoniem 07/18/15 (za) 09:42:33 No.2464

>>2463

Omdat jullie alles kapot maken! Verplichte kanker.

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>>2464

kankerlekker!!

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Anoniem 03/25/15 (wo) 12:19:21 No.2376 [Reply]

¿wie is dit meisje?

Anoniem 03/25/15 (wo) 13:36:51 No.2377

>>2376
Van een porno denk ik

Anoniem 03/25/15 (wo) 13:36:41 No.2378

was ooit neder's natte droom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8HcOE45FEw

Anoniem 04/01/15 (wo) 16:37:10 No.2379

>>2376
Je moeder

Anoniem 06/28/15 (zo) 21:07:50 No.2456

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>>2378

Holy shit

helemaal vergeten gek

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Geraldien Paardenmagneet 03/10/15 (di) 13:09:02 No.2355 [Reply]

Waarom vindt men hier zoveel belgen als het een Nederdraad is. Is er geen /belg/ ofzo?

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Anoniem 04/30/15 (do) 16:52:17 No.2392

>>2391

Op dubbelchan is het dood maar we kunnen hier wel verder gaan.

Anoniem 05/01/15 (vr) 18:02:22 No.2393

>>2392

Ik vind achtkanaal wel leuk, de mensen zijn hier veel serieuzer en je kan hier regelmatiger interessante dingen tegenkomen (afhankelijk van het bord natuurlijk).

Anoniem 05/01/15 (vr) 20:09:46 No.2394

>>2393

Kut ik bedoelde 4chan. Nederdraad daar is dood. Verder ken ik 8chan eigenlijk niet, ik vind het zo'n zooitje als ik er doorheen probeer te bladeren.

Anoniem 05/03/15 (zo) 17:53:27 No.2397

>>2394

Ja ik snap het ook niet altijd even goed, ik ga gewoon op /pol/ en /his/ af en toe. Ik ben gewoon blij dat ze hier niet gewoon altijd rommel neerpalen (CUCK, pay debts, en andere 'memes')

Dat stoorde me echt ongelooflijk de laatste tijd.

Anoniem 06/19/15 (vr) 21:48:04 No.2449

>>2355

Dit is het enige bord waar Nederlands de voertaal is, en er is geen reden om dat bord te splitsen als we hier sowieso al met misschien maar 9 man zitten. En Belgen zijn doorgaans meer gereserveerd, dus ze hebben behoefte aan Nederlanders die minder geneigd zijn zich een blad voor de mond te nemen, om een goede atmosfeer te creëren waarin ze vrank en vrij kunnen spreken.

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Anoniem 06/07/15 (zo) 21:41:10 No.2441 [Reply]

here's an idea, instead of delete my threads because they don't meet your bullshit standards for a dead anonymous imageboard why don't you post something about Dutch culture or language.

I am actually interested.

Anoniem 06/07/15 (zo) 21:44:05 No.2442

*deleting