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Anonymous 09/30/14 (Tue) 03:33:18 No.18 [Reply]

Is this like a NEET survival board because I want it to be.

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Anonymous 02/03/15 (Tue) 07:06:44 No.263

>>94
>how2 survive as a neet?
>get some free non neet shit like training or a job,

So you're saying that, in order to survive as a NEET, you have to stop being one?

Anonymous 02/14/15 (Sat) 20:53:38 No.271

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>>260
Indeed. Perfect 2D housewaifu or GTFO.

Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 18:37:56 No.308

>>260
THIS

Anonymous 07/25/15 (Sat) 10:32:54 No.405

>>18

>tfw I'm currently wearing a shirt that is something similar to OP pic related.

>White color shirt with words written.

Wtf am I doing?

ps: and NO, I'm not gonna post real life pic on this board.

Anonymous 08/02/15 (Sun) 13:05:01 No.409

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do any neets here lift? Its the perfect thing to do if you're a neet..

Since the neet rests a lot and eats healtheir than the average worker the muscles build faster inbetween workouts

I've noticed with a fit body nobody bullies me about my neet lifestyle anymore because I probably look better/healthier than them. I used to get tired quickly and feel lazy but now my mind feels sharper and I actually feel like doing stuff now.

I haven't even done much, just 3 workouts a week with 2 days of rest inbetween, been doing it for 2 month now and I can already feel the changes.

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Anonymous 09/30/14 (Tue) 01:35:41 No.17 [Reply]

>dead board

Anonymous 10/04/14 (Sat) 17:34:20 No.24

>>17
It don't gotta be that way though

Anonymous 08/02/15 (Sun) 12:59:24 No.408

lol

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Anonymous 07/06/15 (Mon) 18:02:43 No.390 [Reply]

Greetings, other NEETs. It's selfish story time. I wasn't NEET before. I have had many jobs, occasional relationships, and the will to live. Through circumstances of life, I was sent away to my father by my annoyed mother when I was a dumbass teenager. This girl that killed my will to live recently, went to the same high school as I did. Because I was sent away, she ended up marrying an asshole. We were both in our 30s when I met her at my most recent job. She was the most beautiful woman in the world to me. Her husband, a cheating piece of shit, an abusive jealous bastard. She'd tell me about him. She knew I was interested in her, and she cried at work about the son of a bitch. I fell in love once again. Then abruptly, management told everyone during a meeting that she took her own life. I went to her funeral to confirm and see the body so I would know. That was the worst idea. Seeing her cold and dead in that coffin didn't help with "closure". It threw me into shock. I then suddenly lost the will to live.

I quit my job, because I sank into depression and my boss was a royal cunt about it. She was like most woman managers, act the role of a wolf, and spy weakness in the pack, then proceed to tear them a new asshole. After a work injury where a hydraulic machine split my finger in half, the bitch hounded me and I just gave up.

With one failed suicide attempt involving burning charcoal in three BBQ grills and a duct-taped small motel bathroom, these days I play nothing but Witcher 3 and heavily modded Skyrim. I look like Geralt, you see, only with brown hair and eyes and no scars. I have abs, I had jobs, I had a life. Now after I finish the storyline of Witcher 3 and fuck around in Skyrim a little, when I'm bored of that, I'm going to go camping with those BBQ grills and spend more time absorbing the carbon monoxide until I die. I had anti nausea pills and an ice filled tub last time. I'll need a tent and goggles this time. The smoke burns the eyes and throat.

Anyone else turning in for good at the end of your lives as NEETs?

Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 08:07:16 No.394

don't kill yourself man. you'll miss out on fallout 4

Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 10:55:52 No.395

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>>394

Eh, I played the hell out of Fallout 3. Doubt it's that much different. Graphically, maybe a little. I still see Deathclaws and other of the same things I fought before. I had FO3 modded so there were Terminators. That character creation though, pretty sweet. Release date is November 11th though. I need to wrap things up so my family has some money towards my funeral and I'm hoping they take my advice in the letter, and sell my car for money. Fucking mandatory by law bullshit. I'd rather they just drive my corpse out to a field and throw it to the wolves.

Anonymous 07/09/15 (Thu) 23:57:21 No.399

Oneitis is never a valid reason for suicide.

Anonymous 07/28/15 (Tue) 15:15:58 No.407

>>395

But Fallout 4 is also gunna support mods

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NEET Advice Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 19:56:12 No.274 [Reply]

How to be NEET

I've been NEET for 6 years and thought I'd pass on my knowledge.

>How to attain money

a. Benefits

This is dependent on the country you live in, it's becoming more difficult to attain as goverments are trying to clamp down on unemployment therefore making tighter restrictions on who can apply.

b. Sell stuff on the side

It's not very difficult to buy stuff from China and sell it on ebay. The money you make depends on how much time your willing to put into researching products, but once you find something that sells well it doesn't take much effort. Christmas time is where you make the most money.

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Anonymous 02/21/15 (Sat) 22:32:37 No.281

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Then we have openbazaar, bitcoin and the hole cryptocurrency.
We can trade outside the state and not pay taxes
https://bitcoinmagazine.com/18782/decentralized-markets-kills-e-commerce-stars-openbazaar/

Just remember to take precautions for this
http://arstechnica.com/security/2015/02/how-omnipotent-hackers-tied-to-the-nsa-hid-for-14-years-and-were-found-at-last/

Anonymous 02/21/15 (Sat) 22:54:53 No.282

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>>274
Motivation on how to do it right

Anonymous 02/21/15 (Sat) 23:13:49 No.283

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>>274
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jcqzxGQaps

Check this out

Anonymous 05/25/15 (Mon) 02:44:53 No.368

Bump

Anonymous 07/20/15 (Mon) 14:18:51 No.404

>>282

>implying neets aren't virgins

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Anonymous 10/08/14 (Wed) 22:09:35 No.42 [Reply]

how do you guys make your neet money?

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Anonymous 03/21/15 (Sat) 02:35:42 No.304

>>303
sighhh never mind

Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 04:18:50 No.306

Spain-NEET here. I'm really wondering if I can get autism-bux somehow. Can someone tell me what is the usual process to get it? I don't think I can just go to the hospital and say "I have autism pls give me moneyzs"

Anonymous 05/29/15 (Fri) 16:55:49 No.371

>>119

I am extremely interested in this, although I am the dumbest NEET-in-training around. Do you have any books/courses you would recommend or use?

Anonymous 06/02/15 (Tue) 17:52:11 No.372

>>371

forget about it

like with everything else you need to have superior social/marketing skills to ever make any decent amount of money.

Anonymous 07/09/15 (Thu) 04:10:32 No.397

>>49

cool! what kind of cuck shed have you been able to put together on that stipend?

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how fucked up is your situation? Anonymous 03/07/15 (Sat) 08:32:18 No.296 [Reply]

>be me
>be third culture kid
>be mixed race because of race mixing stupid parents
>can't fit into any society
>currently stuck living in certain country where I am unable to relate to anyone/anything
>too scared to go outside because culture shock
probably noone else is as fucked up as me. I envy the people who can actually seek help and shit with other people. I'm just stuck here alone unable to do anything. my only hope is to make money online, and say fuck you to society, but its not going so well.

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Anonymous 06/06/15 (Sat) 00:56:41 No.381

>>380

IF you have proof that you have what you say you have - ya.

Anonymous 06/06/15 (Sat) 01:22:45 No.382

>>381

guy I know from skype group is in his third year studying to become a psychologist. He says 99% sure im schizotypal and anyone who says I have zero mental issues is fucking insane, Im convincing my mom to have me talk to my gp and then convince her to take my to a psychologist/psychiatrist so I can be legally diagnosed.

Anonymous 06/28/15 (Sun) 14:02:41 No.387

Does anyone ever pretend to be friends with people who you really don't care for or people that are mean and hurtful just to prevent feeling lonely? I feel like this all the time since I find it impossible to reach out to people and connect with them emotionally. I'm so desperate for any 3D contact that I'll completely give up any standards I have and try to cater to that persons every whim or take a passive role in the relationship and basically be a servant. Why is it so hard to find a person to have a healthy, mutually beneficial relationship with?

Anonymous 06/29/15 (Mon) 22:39:27 No.388

>>387

Anonymous 07/08/15 (Wed) 08:06:32 No.393

>>387

yea I do ERP and fucked up shit to meet people now.

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Anonymous 10/16/14 (Thu) 14:20:21 No.69 [Reply]

I'm searching for a qt NEET trap or girl to move in with me and become my onahole. I will take care of all living and internet expenses and they won't have to leave the home to get a job. I am extremely well-off.

The requirements on the NEET's part are:
1. qt
2. buttslut
3. sub
4. possibly some housework but I have cleaners come once a week so it's not a huge deal
5. Keep pretty/hygienic
6. Keep living space fairly clean

Don't worry about how fare you are, I'll fly you in

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Anonymous 10/28/14 (Tue) 03:01:56 No.114

>>86
I had a friend in high school who had celestial palsy, who I messed around with sexually a couple times… I'm not saying anything for certain but I can confirm crippled kids can sometimes make good traps, he was skinny and short and if you shaved his pubes and put a wig on he would've would be super feminine looking. You might want to reconsider OP.

Anonymous 01/31/15 (Sat) 18:51:04 No.261

I don't know if I'm a qt. I'm 5'2-3 and around 98 pounds. Brown hair. Green eyes. 20 years old.
I've always wanted to be a pet NEET

Anonymous 03/05/15 (Thu) 20:20:52 No.293

>>69
Typical NEETS. The typical suspects for being jailhouse gay.

You are emasculated by 'society', so you just go with it and seek the life of a prison bitch.

Not a big surprise the other biggest group of JGs are male feminists.

Maybe you should make a site for obsolete NEET meet to get together with male feminists.

>>114
>crippled kids make good traps

Yes, I did if fact just read this. Creepy.

Anonymous 06/13/15 (Sat) 03:29:23 No.383

i'd be interested in this, though i still need to transition

trapneet@yandex.com

Anonymous 07/06/15 (Mon) 17:41:30 No.389

>>69

>"qt" must be cute

>must take it up the butt

>must be submissive

>keep things clean

>rich faggot

Yeah, no woman's going to go for this. They see the money factor and cream their panties as evidenced here:

>>79

But the rest of it? Any woman with half a brain (most women) will see that you're just a piece of shit. You'll likely beat her if the towels aren't aligned or she didn't starch the socks. You're even willing to take in traps. Take your picture's advice. Give up and turn gay.

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The Wizard of 20 Oz Anonymous 05/27/15 (Wed) 03:20:41 No.370 [Reply]

Follow the yellow road

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Daily NEET life Anonymous 04/15/15 (Wed) 06:27:01 No.318 [Reply]

What have you been doing to pass the time lately? Have you been working on any art or music, or perhaps you've found something interesting to read or watch?

I have recently discovered the joy of Grand Strategy games, and days have managed to fly by while I inadvertently send my empires into ruin. The easiest one I've played is Europa Universalis IV, but even that didn't seem to save me from either the Mongol hoards or the French.

Pic unrelated.

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Anonymous 05/05/15 (Tue) 07:57:30 No.342

>>319

still haven't done anything other than watch a different 2 cour series.

Anonymous 05/18/15 (Mon) 20:19:36 No.361

Haven't done anything but vidya, started playing Demon's Souls.

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 15:32:20 No.363

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I've been writing mostly erotica, playing a lot of roguelikes and do programming. Gee, lots of programmers here, not really surprised.

>>328

>able to draw sleep patterns out of this data and present it to my doctor as evidence that I have a sleep disorder

Win

>>335

The estimate for becoming proficient at 3d modelling is 8 years of work, although becoming a junior modeller shouldn't be impossible with considerably less. Also gamedev is probably not something one should do for money unless you possess outstanding talent. Although you'll learn whether you have it only by trying.

I went to school for animation and learned this pretty soon after hauling my burgery ass back to neetery.

Also… another neet aspiring for gamedev! W-wanna make a game?

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 19:11:33 No.366

>>363

not him but, reading your post is so inspiring

please add me on tox -> 43458245120E8353A293FD6F8F8489BD31EACDCA77BA687789FD2487370E5F7ACE0A65518420

I'm very shit at programing, if you don't mind adding useless neet on tox, but I think I'm pretty good at other useless stuff such as art and music.

Anonymous 05/26/15 (Tue) 15:27:12 No.369

>>363

>8 years

le l i dont think I can last another 8 years as a neet

at the moment, the best way to make money as an average gamedev would be to make small games for smartphones 10~12 titles a year and place ads on them.

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Sleep Schedules. Anonymous 11/06/14 (Thu) 06:06:30 No.139 [Reply]

Time is currently 05:58 GMT as I'm writing this post, having trouble getting tired so I'll start something. What's the sleep schedule like for you other NEET, any interesting sleep habits? Light or heavy sleeper?Mine is 07:00-16:00 GMT. Heavy sleeper, been told I snore.

pic related, more dicks in gif than is on this dead board. revive pls

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Anonymous 01/28/15 (Wed) 18:54:57 No.254

>>145
I do the same. its much easier to wait till sleep is needed I haven't had a regular sleeping schedule in a very long time.

Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 21:43:53 No.277

>>244
My schedule is similar, every day I go to sleep up to 3 hours after I did the day before. Initially when I started doing this many years ago I would be confused about what time it was when I woke up, now I have mastered the rotational sleep cycle and am never disoriented.

Anonymous 02/23/15 (Mon) 22:33:28 No.285

>>139
sleep at 6am and wake up at 3pm

Anonymous 02/24/15 (Tue) 09:45:23 No.286

it's 4am here and i'm still listening to NEET radio (chiru.no) and holding in my piss until I wake up tomorrow (no empty pissbottle left) this is hard on me, fuck my suffering

Anonymous 05/23/15 (Sat) 14:10:58 No.367

5am-1pm sleep

Nap at 6 pm -7pm

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don't get a job Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 02:45:43 No.311 [Reply]

After surviving a civil service job that included interaction with non-neet human beings and copious amounts of responsibility that I had never experienced prior to it, I thought that I just might become a little less of a loser, it would surely teach me human interaction, right? Well I was fucking wrong, I learned jack shit.

Immediately after that hell ended I went full neet and am currently trying to delude myself into believing that I'm going to get into a university that's obviously way out of my league. What's more, the cataclysmic amounts of social anxiety and various suicide-inducing embarrassing fuckups that happened because of my inability to work with others that I experienced during that job did not make it worth the trouble by a long shot.

I just wanted to tell you that getting a job might not help cure your neetness, in my case it made it even worse so don't overdo it if you are not sure you can take it. You can't just beat the shit out of a cockroach and expect it to magically grow a spine, people who say that shit don't understand anything.

Felt good to get that off my chest, sorry about the ramble. Feel free to discuss how jobs may or may not help cure neetness or if there's even any point to such thoughts.

Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 16:11:47 No.312

>>311
Can you tell me how you went full NEET?

Also are you in the US?

Anonymous 04/15/15 (Wed) 05:07:34 No.317

I suppose it would depend on the kind of work and how bad a persons social anxiety is. A sink or swim approach may work for some, while others such as yourself may need a more gradual approach. Do you think part-time work would be more to your liking, or perhaps a different job with less reliance on social interactions? Plz respond.

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 15:07:53 No.362

>>312

Finland. I did the paperwork for neetbux, minimize human interaction and consume as little resources as possible. While it's not always easy to navigate your way through bureaucracy for this approach to be successful, I've come to understand that it's much easier here than in many other countries.

>>317

The thought of doing multiple job interviews for part-time jobs makes me terribly anxious, having to meet so many new people…

A job with minimal human interaction would of course be ideal. In fact, the best part of my job were the night shifts despite them involving a lot of responsibility and and having to occasionally deal with weirdos.

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got a job Anonymous 05/07/15 (Thu) 23:20:44 No.351 [Reply]

I went and got a bank account and visited a payroll department and watched a boring as hell video on food safety. I did the whole fucking thing and now I have to work. pretty soon checks are gonna start rolling into that account and I'll be the guy with some money. I'm gonna go do shit with it, I'm gonna get into some trouble with it. somehow I'm gonna fuck up and lose like 80 bucks and I'll be pissed. my mom will want some rent money and I'll loan my brother money he never pays back. this is gonna open up like another world for me. maybe I'll get over my fear of driving and do all of that shit. I'm such a loser I think the world is going to eat me alive out there. this is going to suck. I have the feeling I am saying goodbye to my neetdom forever. signing out, guys.

Anonymous 05/08/15 (Fri) 00:19:22 No.352

Give 'em hell out there. Don't take any shit from those normies and always do the minimum amount of work possible.

Anonymous 05/08/15 (Fri) 12:58:13 No.353

Don't forget about basic hygiene now that you have to leave the house on a regular basis.

>maybe I'll get over my fear of driving and do all of that shit.

Driving can be pretty fun, whether it be a midnight cruise with just you and the car, or whether you prefer to thrash it and turn every corner in 4th gear. It's one of the few things I can't do anymore that I actually miss.

Remember to take it easyfriend.

Anonymous 05/18/15 (Mon) 06:37:55 No.360

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op here

it's been a while since I've had some time to myself. I've worked every day since I posted this thread, today was supposed to be my day off but I covered someone else's shift. I won't make that mistake again, I don't have another off day til friday. I told my boss I wanted to work part time and not on wednesdays but they just schedule you however the hell they want.

I figured out the whole reason they hired me was for my goofy personality. the restaurant wants to cultivate this image of their staff being like family, being loud and fucking around with each other. so everybody there is a little goofy like me. half of them watch anime, half of them smoke weed, I get free food and we split a tip jar. I go there broke and come back with like 5 bucks.

by now I'm sure they all think I'm a weirdo. I haven't told them much about myself but it's glaringly obvious that I'm a sad person. I haven't told them I'm a virgin, I haven't told them I'm scared of driving but they'll eventually ask. my boss knows I take the bus to work but in the interview I lied and said I was between cars. I've driven an automatic before but everybody in my family has a stickshift and I'm too fucking retarded to figure it out. driving just scares the hell out of me. the highway is fucking crazy. even riding passenger on the highway makes me want to write my last will. I have dreams of dying in wrecks. this world is going to kill me.

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Becoming a NEET Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 17:52:32 No.313 [Reply]

Dear NEETs,

How does one become NEET? Is it as easy as faking autism, or telling the state you are suicidal and don't want to work? How did you start your NEET journey, how do you live off benefits?

>Share NEET stories ITT

Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 11:37:46 No.314

>How did you start your NEET journey?
I think I started because I just found dealing with people to be too unappealing. It's kind of a haze trying to recall my state of mind when I started, but right now if I can ever find an option to avoid talking to people, I take it.

I've been meaning to make the jump to autismbux, but that would require me to jump through countless hoops with people, so I'm just on regular unemployment benefits.

How did the rest of you enter enter NEEThood?

Anonymous 05/07/15 (Thu) 08:36:41 No.349

>How does one become NEET?

Linux

Anonymous 05/17/15 (Sun) 19:04:04 No.359

I worked a couple of awful jobs, hated them, hated dealing with my coworkers, hated dealing with customers, so I quit and became NEET.

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Anonymous 05/17/15 (Sun) 00:45:20 No.358 [Reply]

who /irccabal/ here

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neet irc Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 13:15:26 No.272 [Reply]

Fellow neet here. I made an irc for us to share some feels and advice. Board owner, I will gladly give ownership to you if you want. Just looking for somewhere where we can hang out.

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Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 01:28:32 No.305

>2015
>needing registration on anything

Anonymous 05/15/15 (Fri) 04:36:32 No.354

I'll be sitting in the IRC if anyone wants to revive it. I need a NEET to NEET talk.

Anonymous 05/15/15 (Fri) 06:00:32 No.355

>>354

#truNEET is actually active

Anonymous 05/16/15 (Sat) 01:51:43 No.356

>>355

Fuck me silly alright

Anonymous 05/16/15 (Sat) 10:49:26 No.357