who NEET here?
This board is now under new ownership after the guy who made this place said he didn't want it anymore.
Expect changes.
Moneys without actual work
It ain't much but I got some app called Fonto and I already earned a dollar on it doing stupid shit like unlocking my phone and downloading really fucking stupid games and just deleting them right after. Supposedly you can get a good $10 a month with this. Seriously if anyone's got anything better let me know
How long have you been a neet?
Two years coming up to three next month
the shut in network
Hey, there's a social network/ dating site for shut-ins.
What is NEET?
How do you define NEET? Are you a dead board?
Where the white NEET at?
We need to spread the word of the blackpill and how it is the only true redpill!]
WE NEED YOU TO POST IN THE TWITTER hashtag #blackpill and raise awareness of the blackpill also the voidpill, we need to post in twitter #voidpill. Also make your tweet anti feminism! post in feminist hashtags.
This is the trojan horse for how we can raise awareness to delusioncels about LMS. Most sub-9/sub8 or whatever you think is below a chad do not have the same mindset as ourselves. Most of them continue to whiteknight and believe that they will one day run into the love of their life. We need to shatter that delusion that they have to forment a violent revolution against the post modeernist gynocracy!
Will you take up the challenge!
help
I want to move out, I can't take my parents disappointment anymore. I got into a fight with my mom last night, she's planning on kicking me out. Do I go make an appointment for welfare/benefits or… how does this work? Please respond.
Ask a non-NEET anything.
24
Had current job for 7 years
24 sexual partners
5'6" 160lbs
Not a bragging thread, jealous of the NEET life tbh. Hate life.
so how much does the average neet weigh? I've met a few neets on omegle and Im curious the last one said he was 140lbs
Money
Where the fuck does your source of income come from??
Also does anyone have any tips on faking disability for government welfare??
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virginity
seems like a lot of NEETs here haven't had much physical contact with females in their lives.i think we should have a thread where NEETs who have seen vagoo up close offer slimy, surreptitious tips on how to entrap unwitting 3Ds into an awkward coitus.
>age?
>virgin? (if no, how many partners)
>if NEET vagmaster tips here
ill start
24
no, somewhere around 15 idk
and i have no tips because i havent had sex since i became a neet in 2012. i dont know what the fuck happened to me.
Is this like a NEET survival board because I want it to be.
>dead board
Greetings, other NEETs. It's selfish story time. I wasn't NEET before. I have had many jobs, occasional relationships, and the will to live. Through circumstances of life, I was sent away to my father by my annoyed mother when I was a dumbass teenager. This girl that killed my will to live recently, went to the same high school as I did. Because I was sent away, she ended up marrying an asshole. We were both in our 30s when I met her at my most recent job. She was the most beautiful woman in the world to me. Her husband, a cheating piece of shit, an abusive jealous bastard. She'd tell me about him. She knew I was interested in her, and she cried at work about the son of a bitch. I fell in love once again. Then abruptly, management told everyone during a meeting that she took her own life. I went to her funeral to confirm and see the body so I would know. That was the worst idea. Seeing her cold and dead in that coffin didn't help with "closure". It threw me into shock. I then suddenly lost the will to live.
I quit my job, because I sank into depression and my boss was a royal cunt about it. She was like most woman managers, act the role of a wolf, and spy weakness in the pack, then proceed to tear them a new asshole. After a work injury where a hydraulic machine split my finger in half, the bitch hounded me and I just gave up.
With one failed suicide attempt involving burning charcoal in three BBQ grills and a duct-taped small motel bathroom, these days I play nothing but Witcher 3 and heavily modded Skyrim. I look like Geralt, you see, only with brown hair and eyes and no scars. I have abs, I had jobs, I had a life. Now after I finish the storyline of Witcher 3 and fuck around in Skyrim a little, when I'm bored of that, I'm going to go camping with those BBQ grills and spend more time absorbing the carbon monoxide until I die. I had anti nausea pills and an ice filled tub last time. I'll need a tent and goggles this time. The smoke burns the eyes and throat.
Anyone else turning in for good at the end of your lives as NEETs?
NEET Advice
How to be NEETI've been NEET for 6 years and thought I'd pass on my knowledge.
>How to attain money
a. Benefits
This is dependent on the country you live in, it's becoming more difficult to attain as goverments are trying to clamp down on unemployment therefore making tighter restrictions on who can apply.
b. Sell stuff on the side
It's not very difficult to buy stuff from China and sell it on ebay. The money you make depends on how much time your willing to put into researching products, but once you find something that sells well it doesn't take much effort. Christmas time is where you make the most money.
>Using money
a. Buy used or sale products, always have a budget.
I only ever buy games on sale and even then I won't spend over £10 on a single game. The only problems with buying used is you don't know what condition you'll receive the product unless you go to see it first on top of that you don't get a warranty, be careful of buying shitty no name products which leads me on to.
b. research before buying, don't skimp
You want to know that the stuff you buy will last a long time, and won't be shit or defective. Don't waste your money on things that you think will break. It's better to spend a bit more and be happy than it is to spend a bit less and be unsatisfied.
c. Don't go out
If you have friends who have jobs they will want to go out, going out is expensive. If you want to get rid of them all you have to do is just refuse and they will eventually stop asking you. Alternatively you can suggest to do something else like watch a movie at their house. This also applies to girlfriends.
d. Hobbies
Hobbies can be expensive so choose them wisely. It's cheaper in the long run to get a hobby that involves either not having to buy anything or a one time purchase.
e. Don't drink, smoke or take drugs
These things waste money and are also unhealthy.
I realised today that the ultimate NEET is a housewife/homemaker.
If you have any advice or questions please do reply in this thread.
how do you guys make your neet money?
how fucked up is your situation?
>be me>be third culture kid
>be mixed race because of race mixing stupid parents
>can't fit into any society
>currently stuck living in certain country where I am unable to relate to anyone/anything
>too scared to go outside because culture shock
probably noone else is as fucked up as me. I envy the people who can actually seek help and shit with other people. I'm just stuck here alone unable to do anything. my only hope is to make money online, and say fuck you to society, but its not going so well.
I'm searching for a qt NEET trap or girl to move in with me and become my onahole. I will take care of all living and internet expenses and they won't have to leave the home to get a job. I am extremely well-off.
The requirements on the NEET's part are:
1. qt
2. buttslut
3. sub
4. possibly some housework but I have cleaners come once a week so it's not a huge deal
5. Keep pretty/hygienic
6. Keep living space fairly clean
Don't worry about how fare you are, I'll fly you in
The Wizard of 20 Oz
Follow the yellow road
Daily NEET life
What have you been doing to pass the time lately? Have you been working on any art or music, or perhaps you've found something interesting to read or watch?I have recently discovered the joy of Grand Strategy games, and days have managed to fly by while I inadvertently send my empires into ruin. The easiest one I've played is Europa Universalis IV, but even that didn't seem to save me from either the Mongol hoards or the French.
Pic unrelated.
Sleep Schedules.
Time is currently 05:58 GMT as I'm writing this post, having trouble getting tired so I'll start something. What's the sleep schedule like for you other NEET, any interesting sleep habits? Light or heavy sleeper?Mine is 07:00-16:00 GMT. Heavy sleeper, been told I snore.pic related, more dicks in gif than is on this dead board. revive pls
don't get a job
After surviving a civil service job that included interaction with non-neet human beings and copious amounts of responsibility that I had never experienced prior to it, I thought that I just might become a little less of a loser, it would surely teach me human interaction, right? Well I was fucking wrong, I learned jack shit.Immediately after that hell ended I went full neet and am currently trying to delude myself into believing that I'm going to get into a university that's obviously way out of my league. What's more, the cataclysmic amounts of social anxiety and various suicide-inducing embarrassing fuckups that happened because of my inability to work with others that I experienced during that job did not make it worth the trouble by a long shot.
I just wanted to tell you that getting a job might not help cure your neetness, in my case it made it even worse so don't overdo it if you are not sure you can take it. You can't just beat the shit out of a cockroach and expect it to magically grow a spine, people who say that shit don't understand anything.
Felt good to get that off my chest, sorry about the ramble. Feel free to discuss how jobs may or may not help cure neetness or if there's even any point to such thoughts.
got a job
I went and got a bank account and visited a payroll department and watched a boring as hell video on food safety. I did the whole fucking thing and now I have to work. pretty soon checks are gonna start rolling into that account and I'll be the guy with some money. I'm gonna go do shit with it, I'm gonna get into some trouble with it. somehow I'm gonna fuck up and lose like 80 bucks and I'll be pissed. my mom will want some rent money and I'll loan my brother money he never pays back. this is gonna open up like another world for me. maybe I'll get over my fear of driving and do all of that shit. I'm such a loser I think the world is going to eat me alive out there. this is going to suck. I have the feeling I am saying goodbye to my neetdom forever. signing out, guys.
Becoming a NEET
Dear NEETs,How does one become NEET? Is it as easy as faking autism, or telling the state you are suicidal and don't want to work? How did you start your NEET journey, how do you live off benefits?
>Share NEET stories ITT
who /irccabal/ here
neet irc
Fellow neet here. I made an irc for us to share some feels and advice. Board owner, I will gladly give ownership to you if you want. Just looking for somewhere where we can hang out.
NEETS of /neet/, i need some motivation to keep up my As and Bs in school.
Tell me about all of your struggles!
I live in Ireland which means I have to sign on every fortnight and talk to some stuck up bastard about "my progress' . I'm pretty sure the same is true for England, Scotland and Wales and I'm not sure about other countries, but every time I leave the NEET office, I keep asking myself the same question. Do the people who work at the NEET office act like pricks because they were trained to be that way, do they think unemployed people are scum of the earth or do they just hate their jobs? I realise it's not in the best interest of the government to create a kick-back environment so we can leech off the taxpayers with minimal hassle, but I'd rather break rocks at the side of the road every day for a few euro an hour than have to interact with these soulless jerks.
ALL HAIL BRITANNIA
Hey neets, need something to do on your computer for the greater good?
Joint the >>>/britannia/ propaganda corps today. Make and spread memes for our Goddess Victoria!
ALL HAIL BRITANNIA
Fact finding and neet assistance.
Thread for general bits of info and knowledge to assist you in getting benefits and support.>I'm employed so I don't qualify for any benefits…
Even when working full or part time you can get a number of assistance programs but you won't get anything if you don't apply. Usually these benefits will vary drastically by state/local county so it may require a bit of research on your end to determine if you're eligible.
>I don't know what to apply for…
Food can easily account for 100-250 dollars a month depending on how many you're buying for and what you eat. That can easily be 1200-2500 bucks a year you could be saving on food alone with food stamps and other assorted government assistance. Again, you won't know if you don't apply.
>I live with my family/friends, can I still get benefits?
In most cases yes. Don't be discouraged by the stigma of receiving benefits. Outside of America many countries have extensive benefit programs available for public assistance. America has similar programs but American society often sees people who take advantage of such benefits as "moochers" or "leeches". At the end of the day you only need to worry about one person, yourself.
>I have x ailment, what can I do?
ObamaCare. The website is a bit of a mess but depending on your income or lack thereof you may be eligible for a number of healthcare benefits. If you have cancer or need a new liver you're probably fucked no matter what you do but again, you won't know what you'll get unless you apply.
>Can I subsist wholly on benefits alone?
This will vary from place to place but you would need some sort of disability either mental or physical and even then these resources may be limited depending on how you're disabled. For many on this board I would recommend seeing a psychologist. Given the nature of posts on this board I would argue at least half the posters have multiple symptoms of asperger's syndrome. This and many other mental illnesses can fetch you disability assistance. In order to receive this assistance you will need to be diagnosed with the illness, take your case to your local SSI office, and then make the case for your assistance. That's about the shortest version of what you have to do that I can give. The actual process is a bit more complicated but it's not impossible and if you're really as autistic as you think you are you should have no trouble pursuing this assistance.
Take note, if you sign your self away as being disabled you may need a legal parent or guardian to "take care of you" depending on the severity of your illness. Specifically if you have a mental disease. You may lose the ability to be self sufficient or get a job. Again, this will vary radically depending on what kind of illness you havel.
>you're an enabler!
I don't want everyone to become welfare "leeches" or what have you but the fact of the matter is our current system is broken. A basic income would solve a lot of our problems but our society isn't quite there yet. Until we reach that post scarcity utopia or apocalyptic nightmare (whichever happens first) you have to worry about yourself. I'm not trying to impress anyone and I'm not looking over everyone's shoulder to see what they're trying to do and grade myself on someone else's performance. I merely want to exist as comfortably as our society will allow.
I can't fix every problem but if I can increase the quality of at least one person's life that's about as much as I can ask for.
helpful links below
http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/tc/aspergers-syndrome-symptoms
http://www.benefits.gov/
https://www.healthcare.gov/
I've lost my last friend
he finally figured me outafter all those years of suspecting me to be a complete loser, now he knows for sure. now I am alone with nothing to keep me company but my bad habits. I have my family, but they figured me out a long time ago.
I am now a failed human being. I've captured the full meaning of loner for myself. I've always romanticized the notion of being a loner in my mind, but I never really knew.
after all of this, I am still here. I wish I was dead, but I can't inflict pain on myself. do I have to walk through this life a shell of a former human? do I have to embrace the imperfections of this world? that's too hard.
this is my thread, cause I'm a selfish cunt. I want things to be given to me but I don't want to struggle for anything. even though I'm an antisocial shitlord, I want attention. I want companionship. I crave it like food and water and I can't stop it.-
what is this all? do any of you know? I once heard that sometimes a caterpillar in a cocoon never hatches into a butterfly. for whatever reason it's growth is stunted and it just rots away in the cocoon, never able to fly.
yiff
hey /neet/which Pokémon would you fuck?
>that feel when cuddling with two different grills yesterday
>but now today am more depressed than when i started
Why even live if you are a NEET hikikomori? All I do all day is play fucking haxball, eat cereal, and pastrami sandwiches, and try to acquire grills on okcupid.
>tfw i've been neet for so long i get anxious when leaving the house and it messes with my digestion and i get runny poop and feel nauseous and now i can't leave the house in fear of pooping myself because i can't find a public toilet
i just want to get a job and be normal
How did you avoid having to trade time to make a living?
Thread title says it all. You do you NEETLORDS avoid work? I'm asking for personal stories, not vague shit like "auti$mbux"
That's it, I can't take it anymore. I'm going to find a job! Any tips on writing a resume with no job experience? I know pretending your work history is essential.
Do any of you guys have friends?
If so, how close are you to them? Do you struggle to be committed to a friendship? Have you found that while you feel close to them, they don't feel anywhere as close to you? Were things when it came to friends at least better at one point of your life?
Where the threads at?
Fuck, I think I might get fired from work. So it looks I'm back to the neet lifestyle again. And I do actually enjoy my job as well, to make matters worse.
>tfw you can't be a good role model to your younger relatives
a-at least i can serve as a cautionary tale…right guiz?
just posted this on another board(/hikky)
I'm a hikky for 4 months now, 2 more left how the fuck do I tolerate it and not turn into an idiot/aquire pernament anxiety?
I don't really have any clue where to go, where do people such as me go out to socialize?
I don't wanna go to bars alone at this point, fuck that , I also don't want to find some paper hat part time job since ill have enough work in 2 months.
>tfw at some point ill probably reaquire social circle like in school and feel left out of all of young adulthood, fuck that.
Motivation
This is a very great video (although it's only audio) of some motivation to help NEETs like myself and hopefully others.The first video is a condensed version of the full thing, which is linked second.
If this inspired you in anyway, let me know, it sure helped me!
^~^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjcoyzfrVGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7eqBl6c_Sc
/jp/
Dear /neet/,>>>/jp/ has been liberated from the long night of mismanagement.
I welcome all /jp/sies in exile to help reinvigorate our community.
I like alcohol. It makes me feel good when I'm watching an anime I really like. But usually, all I'm doing is stressing out about whether I can have enough money to buy more alcohol, when I go to get it, where I can get couch cushion change and etc. And when I do drink I often pass out or stress out and don't get anything done instead of have a relaxing, fun night that I want/
In other words do you NEETs have any getting drunk tips?
Hey mod, NEET 5 here, need any help with your board?
Also how are our fellow NEETS feeling?
Skillful Neets
So I'm a neet and shit, and so I spend my time being disgusting and alone, which is perfect because now I get to paint in photoshop all the live long day!!hat skills do you work on in your vast amount of free time?
What are some things you drink when the pain is harder than usual /neet/? If not alcohol, then what other kind of drug?
If you have absolutely nothing to do in your life besides vidya and porn, check this out:
http://tinyurl.com/oer5rvq
>in school for engineering, going ok
>have gf
>socially aberrant but still extroverted and seemingly egregious
>always a NEET inside, the knowledge can never be drank away or forgotten, no matter how well you do in life, no matter how much you pretend that you are happy and successful, you will always be hikikomori in spirit
>parents making me take a shitty job at my father's workplace
I'm about to go from not working at all for two years to working 12 hours a day, hold me /neet/.