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How to Stop Being a Goddamn Faggot All the Time Holy Shit Anonymous ## Board Owner 03/28/15 (Sat) 07:53:28 No.14[Reply]

When you post on 8chan, does everybody call you a faggot and tell you to kill yourself?

That's because you're a faggot, and should probably kill yourself.

Your newfaggotry is visible from space. You're going to have to go through a few attitude adjustments. These are a few general (but critical) tips to stop you from COMPLETELY ruining 8chan.

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Anonymous 04/25/15 (Sat) 11:20:48 No.258

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>>232

Just google JIDF

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Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 20:44:00 No.58[Reply]

What is this board even about

Anonymous ## Board Owner 03/28/15 (Sat) 20:50:17 No.61

Stickied so people see it right away.

Basically if you've been linked here you're a newfag and everyone knows it.

The idea of this board is that oldfags can post advice for newfags, whether it be UI-related (such as how to hide a thread or how to be a tripfag), or to help assimilate them into chan culture. That way they don't end up turning us into reddit 3.0.

I figured this was one of the best ways to prevent cancer.

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/intls/ for n00bs Anonymous 10/26/15 (Mon) 04:27:16 No.291 [Reply]

wew lad

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Anonymous 10/26/15 (Mon) 04:55:51 No.296

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What the fuck did you just say to me?

Did you just call me a loser?

I can't even begin to describe how ironic that is. Do you know who I am? Do you know what I've today?

Today alone I've been in conference calls with google, the FBI, and CNN to discuss the hate site known as "8chan" and how to terminate it from existence. In my downtime I've read a few lesser known works of Chaucer. I won't even mention the titles…you wouldn't know them. I fucked my hot ass gf not once, not twice, but three times and she let me cum inside.

And what the fuck have you done, asshole? Made a shitpost on /intl/? Kid, I can do that in my god damn sleep. I invest in stock markets while I shitpost. I earn thousands while I shit post. I'm a productive human being who contributes to charity and to the human race as a whole.

And what the fuck are you? A NEET hikki faggot with a penchant for jacking it to girldicks? And you get off telling me I'm a loser? What a fucking joke.

DJ run it.

Anonymous 10/26/15 (Mon) 04:58:17 No.297

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Yet you can't help replying, can you?

Yet you can't help replying, can you?

>Yet you can't help replying, can you?

~~Yet you can't help replying, can you?~~

Yet you can't help replying, can you?

Yet you can't help replying, can you?

Yet you can't help replying, can you?

Yet you can't help but replying, can you?

Anonymous 10/26/15 (Mon) 05:00:40 No.298

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i cant help but reply

i cant help but reply

>i cant help but reply

~~i cant help but reply~~

i cant help but reply

i cant help but reply

i cant help but reply

Anonymous 10/26/15 (Mon) 05:04:48 No.299

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It takes maturity, which you clearly lack

~~It takes maturity, which you clearly lack~~

It takes maturity, which you clearly lack

It takes maturity, which you clearly lack

It takes maturity, which you clearly lack

> It takes maturity, which you clearly lack

 It takes maturity, which you clearly lack

Anonymous 10/26/15 (Mon) 05:07:37 No.300

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there is nothing more tbh

im jew™

t. jew™

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Best way Anonymous 09/02/15 (Wed) 04:52:41 No.288 [Reply]

Newfag here, have some questions.

1) Better way to Browse ⑧chan on Android (tablet)

2) Considering the Android, best way to storage the successfully lurked content (I only have 4gb for now)

3)How to lurk without losing my mind because of all the shit

Pic may be way to related

Anonymous 10/12/15 (Mon) 07:00:53 No.289

Nigger >>288

Anonymous 10/19/15 (Mon) 02:29:51 No.290

testkkk

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Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys? it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded Anonymous 08/01/15 (Sat) 15:42:41 No.287 [Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

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text test Anonymous 07/07/15 (Tue) 04:57:25 No.279 [Reply]

NO

Anonymous 07/25/15 (Sat) 03:58:59 No.285

>.>

Anonymous 07/25/15 (Sat) 07:31:40 No.286

‘bold'

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Information Thread Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 09:24:40 No.213 [Reply]

I think that it would be a good idea to have a thread here for technology related information and infographics.
I'll post some and I would like to request information on viewing, deleting and modifying exif data.
I really hope that this board takes off.

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Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 09:43:39 No.227

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Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 09:45:30 No.228

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And heres what you should do if you don't bother reading this shit

Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 09:46:48 No.229

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Although you won't deserve a painless death you should do this anyway.
Live stream it for the lulz

Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 09:50:34 No.230

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Pro tip: ignore the warning where it says not to turn the tank on full blast. This is just an oldfag joke from the maker of the image to troll newfags. Turning it up higher will result in a faster and less painful death.
DO IT FAGGOT

Anonymous 07/20/15 (Mon) 20:35:34 No.284

ÿÿ

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Newfag needs redtext answers Anonymous 07/19/15 (Sun) 19:15:53 No.281 [Reply]

How do I redtext?

Anonymous 07/20/15 (Mon) 13:33:43 No.283

nevermind

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Vocabulary Thread Anonymous ## Board Owner 03/28/15 (Sat) 08:44:45 No.24 [Reply]

Is there a word you see get thrown around a lot but you're not exactly sure what it means? We'll help you out in this thread.

a few examples:

>what is a meme?

Basically, a meme is like an inside joke that gets spread throughout an entire community. Sometimes they become very well-known (trollface, rageguy), and other times, they stay pretty obscure (skilled roy, winning steak).

>What is greentexting?

^ That is greentexting. All you have to do is start your line of text with a ">" and it'll be green.

>see?

You'll have to lurk more to understand when to greentext appropriately. I don't think I'd be able to teach you here.
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Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 02:11:53 No.198

>>191
There's already a guide thread you gaybosexuals

Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 10:31:11 No.245

>>191
fuck u faggots
muh dick muh fugga
[code] If (fag == true){ goFuckYourself();}
$$ fuck all you niggas$$

Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 18:47:43 No.246

test

>>>/b/2311989

Anonymous 04/12/15 (Sun) 01:07:41 No.250

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Informative OP, but what is a meme?

Anonymous 07/12/15 (Sun) 08:57:29 No.280

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>>24

Who are you quoting?

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Anonymous 03/28/15 (Sat) 20:37:12 No.53 [Reply]

Give some guides

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Anonymous 05/16/15 (Sat) 22:12:21 No.271

>samefagging again

Anonymous 06/09/15 (Tue) 19:30:02 No.273

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Anonymous 06/13/15 (Sat) 21:22:33 No.275

Rolled 3 (1d6)

test

~~test~~

test

test

 test

test

Anonymous 06/18/15 (Thu) 13:56:57 No.278

friendly reminder,

>>>/test/

Is available to check out your newfound formatting powers

Anonymous 07/19/15 (Sun) 21:22:34 No.282

newfag

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Katie teh penguin 0f d00m Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 19:58:40 No.205 [Reply]

who is Katie teh penguin 0f d00m?

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 08:53:19 No.209

>>205
xD

Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 15:45:07 No.231

katy was an old copypasta and probably not a real person.

Anonymous 06/13/15 (Sat) 07:46:12 No.274

*holds up spork*

**I always thought it was Enfield from Ylilauta. Probably older than that though.

http://en.meemi.info/index.php/Enfield

**

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Is /newb/ kill? Anonymous 05/14/15 (Thu) 02:56:58 No.266 [Reply]

Has this board died? Say it aint so, /newb/! Say…it aint so…..

Anonymous 05/14/15 (Thu) 08:12:25 No.267

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it was a shit board to begin with

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test Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 01:13:22 No.195 [Reply]

Test

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 01:16:35 No.196

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Just got perma b& from /b/ for cp when I posted a pic of angiecutie. She's 19. What do when mods won't even check if something is cp before b&?

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 11:53:52 No.202

>>196
Because mods=fags

Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 11:58:32 No.204

I think you might be better off posting something like this to >>>/sandbox/

This doesn’t really help any one in any way.

Anonymous 04/19/15 (Sun) 18:28:31 No.257

>>>/adv/

Link test

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how to be embed YouTube vids? Anonymous 04/06/15 (Mon) 19:33:57 No.236 [Reply]

Wat do

Pic not related

Anonymous 04/07/15 (Tue) 11:57:55 No.237

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This is how you embed youtube videos

Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 08:34:18 No.244

>>237
I don't get it. Do i have to post that gif too?

Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 10:35:19 No.247

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>>244

Anonymous 04/12/15 (Sun) 05:13:18 No.252

>>247
hey take it easy im just trying to learn and youure being so mean :(

Anonymous 04/12/15 (Sun) 08:58:07 No.254

>>252
You're *

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Hai Guiz Anonymous 04/12/15 (Sun) 04:48:36 No.251 [Reply]

Thank god someone finally decided to make a /New B/, i was getting really sick of all the furries. I had this idea for a long time but couldn't figure out how to make a board. Get to shitposting guys xDDD

Also mods are you allowing pedos here