/newb/ - Newfag Bootcamp

>>240
By capturing particles which are too large to fit through the mesh.

>>240
For extremely small particles, try using a micron-filter.

>>239
It sends you an email every time there is a post in the thread.

Oh shit I just realized I can't try this out here see ya /newb gonna try out /sandbox or /hdi8

I think you have to put a hashtag in the name field to get a tripcode right?

>>234
Well, looks like I'm retarded. "Embed" Is right fucking there.
Glad I had this board to try it on.

bretty good m8

Any questions not on the board that you want answered?

/newb/ just got made like two days ago so it's still really slow.

Nah not really I've been on chans for a while, still not oldfag though, I'll just be lurking getting to know my new/b/ros

/b/ is pretty shitty right now so this place is comfy

>>163
Sounds good, man. Definitely contribute with an advice thread if you want to.

There is literally no significance.

It's just a forced meme.

First of all, if it can't spark a discussion, don't post it. When you create a thread, you should generally be asking a question or requesting something. Don't just tell us that your cat got hit by a car; it's pointless and nobody gives a shit. If you really want to make a thread about your cat, you should follow that information up with a question or request.

Incorrect:
>"My cat died today :C"

Correct:
>"I lost my cat today. Feels thread"

Also correct:
>"My cat just died. I'm not sure if I want to get another cat, or some other kind of pet. Suggestions?"

Generally, anons respond more to requests than to questions (it lets them dump the files they worked so hard to collect), but both are acceptable.

Let me tell you a tragic story, /newb/.

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Second, never post anything to or for a friend. I recognize that having friends and being a regular 8chan lurker at the same time is an impressive feat, but literally nobody here cares about you or your friends. Don't post inside jokes that no one will understand, and DEFINITELY don't try to contact a friend by making a thread called "Hi Mark" when you think he might be on. I don't see this all too often, but seriously don't do it. Your newfaggotry will be instantly detected and shock images and sages will be administered as soon as possible.

Actually, just don't post anything personal in general. That includes posting the contact info of the guy that bullied you in high school and saying "Have fun." This is what we call a "personal army" request. And we won't do it. We don't care. You most likely deserved every second of torment that bully gave you because of how much of a faggot you were in high school.

The exception to this would be if you give us something to contribute to, e,g. you got a message from a qt that has a thing for you and you want to let 8chan decide what you say.

>"qt grill wants my dick. first dubs decide how I respond."

On the subject of dicks, no "r8 my dick" threads. Those belong in cuckchan.

>>174
I'd like to make an addendum and say that opinions work as well, as they encourage debate.

>>190
Not cancer.
>greentext story, which is acceptable imo
>asks for advice at the end, which prompts discussion

/leftypol/
Leftypol is the opposite of pol, were you will have intelligent and leftist discussions of various political ideologies/views, world events, news, and books of knowledge

why is there a /leftypol/?

Some exodus ago, /pol/ started to become a right wing hugbox with minimal to zero collective intelligence, they suppressed almost every opinion which was against "muh natsoc" and put retarded labels in it (such as kike, Jew, *-IDF), the problem didn't stop there, the mods also got a little butthurt and started banning people who disagreed with the "muh hitler" frequent threads.

As more people got banned then, they had an idea, an created the leftist politically incorrect board (and that's why it is called leftypol). A place where people who finally understood that pol had gone fully retard, and a place where people who got banned from there usually anarchists, socialists, and communists in general could finally discuss other things than retarded conspiracies and "muh natsoc" and "hitler dindu nuffin threads" boring repetitive threads

/v/

This board is specialized for discussing videogames topics, such as consoles, new games announcements, mods, etc.

useless facts

this board is the #1 board

this board has in average, more than a 1000 PPH

pretty much huh?

OP is autistic. Do not bother with him.

>>183
> well it standed for that
>standed for that
>standed

Newfag lurker here. From my lurking this is one of many ways to derail an otherwise legit thread in a hurry, amirite?

>>188
Yes

>>186
>not saging
>shiggy diggy

Stickied for justice.

>You faggots are gonna need these.
"no"

>>176
For gore threads? Yeah.
For raids? Yeah.

Also, newfags are gonna see some shit. Like, some bad shit. We might as well get that train rolling so they're not surprised when it happens.

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I'm trying to make new useful thread with exodus but gives me error
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>>153
I always overlook the tiny buttons. Thanks for helping a newfag out, man.

>>92
It's beautiful.

>>76
I love it, but it needs to actually be a banner.

>300x100
>8chan
>/newb/

I'll see if I can make something out of it, though.

somebody make a banana banner